Oh, no! Another "who would win in a fight" thread . . .

[The Burgomaster]

Match #1: Willie Wonka vs. Dorothy from the WIZARD OF OZ

Match #2: The Thing with Two Heads vs. The Incredible Two Headed Transplant (note: the winner would have to fight The Manster)

Match #3: The Incredible Melting Man vs. The Incredible Shrinking Man

Match #4: The 50 Foot Woman vs. the Amazing Colossal Man

Match #5: The Creature from the Black Lagoon vs. the Swamp Thing

Match #6: Albert Pyun vs. Menahem Golan

Match #7: Roger Corman vs. Bert I. Gordon

Match #8: Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee

Match #9: Tor Johnson vs. Russell Johnson

Match #10: Dick Tracy vs. the Green Hornet (note: Kato is not allowed to help)

[illcos]

selected winners

1) willy wonka (he's amazingly agile)
5) swamp thing (he went to college)
8) christopher lee (as seen in 'eugenie' as a sadean weirdo - his friends could mace peter suching to death)
10) the green hornet (tracy is immediately disqualified for that horrible movie)

[Damien01]

Match #1: Willie Wonka vs. Dorothy from the WIZARD OF OZ

Winner... Dorothy... The house would fall on Willie Wonka

Match #2: The Thing with Two Heads vs. The Incredible Two Headed Transplant (note: the winner would have to fight The Manster)

Winner... The Incredible Two Headed Transplant... The Thing with Two Heads are too busy debating race issues

Match #3: The Incredible Melting Man vs. The Incredible Shrinking Man

Winner... Incredible Melting Man his eye falls off and rolls over the Incredible Shrinking Man

Match #4: The 50 Foot Woman vs. the Amazing Colossal Man

Winner... Both... A 50 foot woman and a colossal man... lets just say a porn that is so big that Godzila would enjoy

Match #5: The Creature from the Black Lagoon vs. the Swamp Thing

Winner... Swamp Thing... He regenerates

Match #6: Albert Pyun vs. Menahem Golan

Winner... Albert Pyun...

Match #7: Roger Corman vs. Bert I. Gordon

Winner... Roger Corman...

Match #8: Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee

Winner... Peter Cushing... And dont forget who was telling Darth Vader off in Star Wars

Match #9: Tor Johnson vs. Russell Johnson

Winner... Tor Johnson...

Match #10: Dick Tracy vs. the Green Hornet (note: Kato is not allowed to help)

Winner... Batman... He kick both of there asses

[Funk, E.]

I have to disagree on the peter cushing/ c lee determination. They're both WAY too old to be getting into fights. They'd sit and discuss the old Hammer Horror days over pints.