Porno film titles that rip off "real movie" titles (thanks for the idea, Bernie)

[spikesangel]

wow...a thread about sex (sorta) and i don't have a thing to contribute.  JohnL must be so disappointed.

[Susan]

Why don't you guys get creative and come up with your own porno titles.

Missionary Position Impossible


bwa!

[spikesangel]

LMFAO!
Susan rules

hmmmm.....Night of the Licking Dead?

[Anthony]

A Bonks Tale
Jurassic Pork
Robocock (can i say that?)

[Skip Winston]

I worked in a video store in HS, and my favorite porn title was "Throbbin' Hood". I thought it was pretty clever.

[wuggles451]

how bout ...True Lays (play on true lies)

[Susan]

I think there was an "in and out in beverly hills"

Why am i on a porn thread?

Over and out!

[Kirk]

Genital Hospital
Fatliners

[AndyC]

The Loin King

[wuggles451]

Done in 60 Seconds

[Deena]

Missionary Position Impossible is a real porn, my ex owned the sequel, missionary position impossible 2.  Another amusing porn title is Naked Macarena, where ppl would macarena while boinking, and i think this came out in the heyday of that horrible song.

Deena

[Susan]

>>Missionary Position Impossible is a real porn, my ex owned the sequel, missionary position impossible 2. <<

I guess if I thought i was making and it turns out it is an actual title - i might be in the wrong business after all!

[JohnL]

Womb Raider

[Ash]

When I was digging around in my recently deceased brother's possesions I found a porno called "Good Assternoon".

It doesn't rip off a film title but it's funny nonetheless.

haha!

[JohnL]

For a gay porno; Smokey and the Ass Bandit.