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Off Topic: Do You Smoke?

Started by Ash, August 23, 2003, 03:23:35 AM

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Deej

I only smoke when I drink, I'm up to about a pack and a half a day.

Been smoking for about 10 years, wish I had the stones to quit, but....ya know.
I don't smoke in other peoples homes if they're non-smokers, I'll ask before I light up in a car, even if it's my car, and I dislike people who smoke at a dinner table while others  are eating.

It's all just a question of manners, some have them...some don't. But, don't make the "just screwed the cat" face and start waving the air and stage coughing if I light up across the room in a crowded bar. I will arm-bar you to the ground, chain smoking  with my foot on your neck and ashing in your ear until you lose consciousness(sorry, time to light up). Just ask nicely and most people will stub out or move away. If they don't they're an ass and you don't want to be around them anyway. I don't want to endanger  anyone's health or annoy anyone, just want to engage in my self destructive behavior in relative quiet, and if you're in a bar, you're not engaging in healthy behavior anyway..so leave me alone. Or go to a non-smoking bar, they have them now.  

What was the question? Oh, yeah...I smoke.

Everyone has potentially fatal flaws, but yours involve a love of soldiers' wives, an insatiable thirst for whiskey, and the seven weak points in your left ventricle.

DJ

Funk, E.

Quit smoking tobacco 3 years ago.
When I quite I was smoking Cloves. When I was a kid I smoked filterless cigarettes live Pall Mall, Lucky Strike and American Spirits golds.