OT--Marriage.

[jmc]

Well, I'm getting married today.   We're heading over to another state, getting the license, and paying someone to marry us [arrangements have already been made.]

Next spring we'll have a more traditional wedding ceremony for family and friends.  

So I guess wish us luck that we will make it over there and that everything will go okay.  At least it's about 10 degrees cooler there than it is here.

[The Burgomaster]

This sounds a lot like my marriage! My wife & I got married in Las Vegas and planned to have a big wedding and reception the following spring. After we had already put a deposit on a reception hall, reserved the limousines, and assembled the guest list, our apartment was burglarized and they stole everything I owned . . . televisions, VCRs, cd players, new clothes (from Christmas . . . some had not even been worn, including a leather jacket), money, etc. I had no insurance, so we decided to postpone the wedding. The damned function hall wouldn't even return my deposit money! Anyway, we ended up never having the big wedding (which I still regret) and we have been married for 9 years.

My advice . . . get insurance!

Good luck!

[Dave:Blackeye15]

I hope you and your loved one have a great life together. (awww what I mushy thing I said)

-the first rule of fat club-

[Ellie]

Wishing you many happy years together!

[Mofo Rising]

Good luck to you both!

[Andrew]

Congratulations and best wishes.  I doubt that we will hear from jmc for a few days at least...

[Brother Ragnarok]

"Well, I'm getting married today."  Jeez, don't sound too excited ;)
Seriously, though, good luck my friend.  May your bloodline be strong and may her father own many camels.

Brother R

[BlackAngel]

Getting married, I hear.  Well, may your future wife keep nagging you about never asking for direction.  May you always keep the toilet seat up.  May you always hate your mother-in-law (just kidding).  May your kids run around your local supermarket like their own playground.  And may you always get toasters, blenders and food processors for your gifts.

But seriously, many best wishes and may your marrige last for more that 90 years.  And when your honeymoon is done, bring every explicit picture you got, don't leave any good parts to yourself (kidding again.  I kill me)

P.S.: Just a suggestion but, for your song, I was thinking "For You" by Kenny Latimore.  I know it's overused, but it is still a perfect song for you guys.
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Bulls**t, I still can't hear you, sound off like you got a pair

[raj]

Congrats, and here's hoping you don't have a
Honeymoon of Terror
http://www.imdb.com/Title?0173908
A couple honeymoons on a deserted isle called Thunder Island. When the husband leaves the island to go for supplies, the wife finds that the island isn't as deserted as they thought it was. . .

[Paul Hotbranch]

Well,I was thinking more along the lines of the final scene of"Gremlins 2:The New Batch"...

[Chadzilla]

Congratulations.

[Uncle Fester]

Congrats,I hope she likes B movies!

[Evan3]

I know this is late, but this is the first time in months I could make it onto the site due to awful internet connections.

Anyways, Congratulations so much, or as us Jews say.... mazel Tov on your newfound happiness, It is nice to know that now you have someone who will always be there for you.

Should we expect to see some jmc Jrs. some day? Also, how old are you?

Hope you have fun this spring too with the big wedding.