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OT: Your Gravestone

Started by dean, December 02, 2003, 08:35:18 AM

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Cricket21a

Funny all I can think of is this article I saw in one of those tabloids where this guy's wife had died and he had here put in a glass casket and was keeping here in his living room and using the casket as a coffee table........  I would hope that is not a real story but you never know.

The Worms Crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play peanuckle on my snout.

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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking

Neville

I have already palnned to have myself incinerated and my ashes dispersed on a favourite childhood place.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Eirik

"Funny all I can think of is this article I saw in one of those tabloids where this guy's wife had died and he had here put in a glass casket and was keeping here in his living room and using the casket as a coffee table........ I would hope that is not a real story but you never know."

I'm pretty sure that's an urban legend.  One variation has the guy's friend visit every once in a while and occasionally noticing the corpses clothes disheveled, or put on not quite right, leading to a pretty disgusting conclusion.


Nathan Shumate

Here are a few:

"But I still have time left on the meter!"

"Blue... no, yellow!"

"Singlehandedly saved the world from a secret alien invasion.  (Prove I'm lying.)"

"Move along, nothing to see here."

"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me... oops."

"Wanna see something REALLY scary?"

"Hey, watch where you're stepping!"

"Soon to be reincarnated as a snapping turtle."

"How do you know I'm REALLY down here?"

raj

Huh, I did see a photograph of a woman in a glass case, in a guy's livingroom.
Could have been staged though.

daveblackeye15

David: He ate cheese, liked Bruce Lee, wrote comic books, and didn't die from watching "Freddy Got Fingered"

Now it's time to sing the nation anthem IN AMERICA!!!

Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (episode 12)

raj

daveblackeye15 wrote:

> David: . . .  didn't die from watching "Freddy Got Fingered"
>

Yeah, but why take the chance.

daveblackeye15

raj:

I already took the chance man, I got interested in it because I read the "Freddy Got Fingered" review at Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension and I just had to see if it was THAT terrible, well It was really bad.

More stuff: "Find the Dragonballs and wish me back to life"

"Don't look at what I left under your bed...hee..hee."

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!but another time"

"Groovy"

"This is craptastic!"

"How much you wanna bet that I'll go to Heaven/Hell or be reincarnated?"

"the first rule of fat club"

Now it's time to sing the nation anthem IN AMERICA!!!

Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (episode 12)

Eirik

...check out the website I referenced above.  It shows the photo and demonstrates why it is a hoax.

The Burgomaster

My tombstone would say:

"Stop searching for perfection.  We just buried it."

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Brother Ragnarok

My first pick would have to be "He tampered in God's domain."
"Join us" would be pretty cool.
"If you can read this, you're close enough for me to drag you in here with me."
"Someone call Herbert West"
"Give my moustache to Trevor"

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

Velvet Brotha

Mine would probably say: "Oh how I miss my velur shirts." or "Get off me b***h!"
: )

raj

Thanks.  I guess you shouldn't believe everything you read in Hustler.

trekgeezer

Since my wife and I have decided to be toasted upon death, just don't let the ash container be labeled  Folgers.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.