Star Wars Episode 2...

[Sakerson]

Star Wars Episode II:  Attack of the Killer Clones
Star Wars Episode II:  The Day the Clone Stood Still
Star Wars Episode II:  Clone 9 from Outer Space
Star Wars Episode II:  The Wrath of Klone
Star Wars Episode II:  Ex-Clone-abur
Star Wars Episode II:  I Spit on Your Clone!
Star Wars Episode II:  Clonan the Barbarian
Star Wars Episode II:  Clonespotting (with Ewan McGregor! Choose a Light Sabre, choose the Force, choose a Wookie, root for a pod racer that never f_cking wins....)
Star Wars Episode II:  Insane Clone Possee

So I suppose Episode 3 will be A New Threat....

[Hairzilla]

 I think that, based on the direction taken with 'MENACE, the most appropriate title for the next SW flick would have to be....

Star Wars Episode Two: THE CONTINUITY BREAKDOWN CONTINUES

Btw, Chad', 'zilla minds must think alike. [Whether that's ultimately good or bad is another matter, hahaha!] On a list of potential names that I came up with [but didn't get around to posting] was "Killer Klones From Outer Space"! Power brother!

"Sir, the odds of making another, worthwhile sequel featuring Jar Jar are approximately 3,720 to 1!"

[Nathan]

I'd just like to note that fans here and around the internet are complaining that the Episode 2 title smacks too much of pulp novels and Saturday morning serials.

Perhaps these are people who forget that Star Wars was a movie about a space princess being rescued by a space farmboy with a laser sword, aided by a space mystic and a roguish space smuggler with an apeman copilot.

Am I missing something here?

Nathan
(Better "Attack of the Clones" than more trade wars and other "exciting" economic brouhaha...)

[Flangepart]

Hey, From the X-files of Police squad sound good too! Frank-Drebbin-in-spaaaace!. "Frank, this is your new partner, Jar-Jar- binks." Spaceballs was a good start...this would be better!

[Flangepart]

Ah....well, there is that.......

[Mr.Smashy]

Its a classic version of Starwars. Some one in Turkey said, let's redo the entire series but with our own actors and terrible special effects. A friend of mine has a copy I am going to try and get a hold of. Maybe then I will send it to Andrew for review.

[PoorLogic]

I have a copy of Turkish Star Wars, trust me, it's not that great - The first 5 mins were interesting, but it's hard to watch much more than that...email mattatdepaul@yahoo if your interested.

[Squishy]

I like From the X-files of Police Squad ! too.

One last one for me, my favorite movie-title gag, completely forgot about it:

Star Wars Episode II: They Call Me MISTER Binks!!

[Mofo Rising]

I don't know, the series doesn't historically have very creative titles in the first place.  It's called STAR WARS, how much more generic can you get?  How about THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and RETURN OF THE JEDI?  Reminds me of old books where they detail all the action in the chapter titles.  "Chapter XVII, in which Luke finds that Leia is his sister and that kiss back in chapter IV was sort of disgusting."

THE PHANTOM MENACE may be the most imaginative title, if only for the fact that it has pretty much nothing to do with the movie.

[Aaron]

Chances are I'm going to burn for this (hell that is), but I like the title. I mean, Star Wars has always been an overblown b-movie, and along with the other titles, it's fits quite nicely.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Hahahahaha, you'll still see it twice!!!!)