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Who would you NOT want to see in a movie

Started by ulthar, December 05, 2003, 01:04:40 PM

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ulthar

This may have cropped up before, but I thought I'd bring it up.

ASIDE:  I consistently have very wierd dreams, and I dream in color (which I have been told is rare).  Any attempt to interpret or read meaning into my dreams would have led to bona fide insanity years ago.  For example, I have dreamed of my own violent death so often it is hardly disturbing anymore - I have even dreamed I narrated my autopsy.  In short, I put NO subconscious meaning into the following:

Last night I dreamed that I saw Renee Zellweger in a porn movie (the dream not sexually explicit).  I have seen her in only one movie.  Though I have nothing personal against Ms. Zellweger, when I awoke, my first waking thought was "no thanks."  (my reasoning of this is that I associate her with Chick Flicks which cause an adverse physical reaction).  Anyway, it got me to thinking:

Who would you NOT want to see in a love scene, make-out scene or sexually suggestive scene in a movie?  If asked this question, my FIRST gut reaction (free association) answer would be Rosy O'Donnell.

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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Neon Noodle

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

raj


trekgeezer

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! She was actually nude in About  Schmidt with Jack Nicholson. I watched this a couple of months ago, but the doctor says my sight should return soon.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Bernie

I thought that took a lot of guts.

Doesn't mean I enjoyed seeing it, tho.

Eirik

My friends say I am nuts, but I find the three female leads on The Friends (a show my wife forces me to watch - I think to get back at me for her child birthing experiences) to be completely and totally unappealing.  Am I alone in this?  Could it be that I am just so repulsed by the smarmy shallow characters they play?

onionhead

It's already been done.

William Shatner

Angie Dickenson


Big Bad Mama


God, shoot me ple  a se        . .   .   ...  . ..   . . .

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

Flangepart

"Bang!"....always glad to help out a friend.....

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JohnL

>Who would you NOT want to see in a love scene, make-out scene or sexually
>suggestive scene in a movie?

Roseanne
Phyllis Diller
Rodney Dangerfield

My number one choice though, would be that "woman" in the Raisin Bran commercial who offers the guy breakfast. I couldn't even stand to watch her in that commercial!

>but I find the three female leads on The Friends (a show my wife forces me to
>watch - I think to get back at me for her child birthing experiences) to be
>completely and totally unappealing.

I used to like Jennifer Anniston, but I don't think she's all that appealing any more. I never cared for Courtney Cox. I kind of like Lisa Kudrow though.

Velvet Brotha

Arrrgggghhh... man, I would kill everyone in Hollywood and set fire to their homes if they even thought of letting that fudge packer: "Kojo" star in a film. However, it may be too late for us all since alot of mindless, tasteless viewers have taken such a liking to his faggot ass. So, I'm cleaning my guns and filling up my gas cans.... Burn baby burn!!!! ; )

Dunners

Freddie Prinze Jr
Christian Slater
Ben Savage
Rider strong
Paul Walker
Vin Deisel
David Schimmer
Tom Cruise
David Spader
Quenten tarantino
John Travolta
Ethan Hawke
Josh hartnet
Marlon Brando
Nicholas Cage
Ray Dennis Stecklar AKA> Cash Flagg( yeah right)
Barbara Steristand
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Gabrielle Union
Cissy Cameron
J-Blo
Jessica Alba
Tara reid
Denise Richards
Michelle 'Butch' rodriguez
Charisma Carpenter
Jennifer Aniston
Mena Suvari
Reese Witherspoon
Jennifer garner
Halle Berry
Penelope Cruz
Lucy Liu
Morgan Fairchild
Holly Hunter

save the world, kill a politician or two.

Jayson

Man....you hit the nail right on the head! Those 3 hags/abominations should be put to death. Friends is the WORST junk on TV

"Maybe death will stop yer yammering"--Marge Simpson