stupid snake film

[BoyScoutKevin]

"Does that mean, if it bit him in the crotch. It'd . . . well, you know."

Well, we already have a film that answers that question. Just ask that scout kid in "Lair of the White Worm," what might have happened. He might have turned into a snakepire, if she hadn't drowned him in the tub, by pressing down on his head with her thight-high, high-heeled, black leather boot, when the front doorbell rang.

As for other films where a person turns into a snake, be sure to check out "The Reptile," And for a film where a snake turns into a person, be sure to check out "Cult of the Cobra."

As for "Frogs," it has always been my favorite of the "animals-go-on-attack" films. Maybe because it is the first one of that type I can remember watching.