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what is the worst movie ever?

Started by Aaron Peetz, June 25, 2004, 04:36:20 PM

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Aaron Peetz

   Seriously, what is the absolute worst movie ever made?  There are lots of really bad movies out there. But what do you think is the worst movie of all time?

  This is only my Opinion, But I would have to say. Invaders from planet 9. It's a classic but the worst movie ever made. No genre that you can relate to. and the story, plot and special effects were worth throwing down the drain.

  But I want to see what everbody's opinion's are : )!

jimmyd

do you mean plan nine form outer space?

Anonymous User

isn't that the film where, when the spaceship is supposed to explode, you can see the guys hand with a match lighting the spaceship?

Anonymous User

 Actually has anyone ever seen the film "ankle biters"? Its about dwarf vampires. Its amazingly bad. Theres no blood, no acting and everyone mumbles everything in a monotone. It wasn't even funny. Just painful.

Fearless Freep

Actually has anyone ever seen the film "ankle biters"? Its about dwarf vampires

Just saw it on the shelf at Holloywood Video last night and was thinking "I should pick  that up some time"

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Anonymous User

 If you value your sanity i suggest you do not watch that film. I like some pretty terrible films but that made me want to tear my own eyes out.

Dunners

worst movies?....hmmmm

manos ( a catagory of crap all on its own )
werewolf ( an americanless movie made in america )
space mutiny ( railing kill!)
red zone cuba(curly in cuba more likely)
beast of yucca flats ( the only beast in the movie is Coleman francis's wife )
plan 9 (the aliens are here and they're FABULOUUUS)
Resident Evil (ripping off better movies like no other )
gone in sixty seconds ( This is what happens to your brain )
Event horizion ( the movies about as interested as a documentary on fence painting....just as scary too. )

save the world, kill a politician or two.

raj

Worst movies?
Deathshead Virgin:  no dramatic tension, just boring
Air America:  Unfunny
War of the Roses: a black noncomedy
The Apartment:  more self-indulgent crap from Roman Polanski.

To be fair, I haven't seen Manos.  Plan 9 at least has a passion to it that these others don't.

Fearless Freep

Some of the worst I've seen would included:

Nemesis 2-4 (always group these together 'cause I really can't distringuish them)
Robot Holocaust - a robot with etched in eyebrows? sock puppet snakes? and the *worst* actress
The Alien Factor - Ummm...

honoroble mention probably goes to A.P.E.X, Equalizer 2000 (and a slew of Italian post-apov movies I saw about the same time), Prototype X29A.  

That's just a few seconds of random though..I suppose TC2000 belongs in there, along with the whole Project:Shadowchaser series

there's more but it's not worth thye effort to recall the titles

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JohnL

Boarding House - Imagine someone who has just bought a camcorder and decides that they should make a movie. Horrible acting, a scene of telekinesis (moving things with your mind) of a table shaking which was obviously someone off-camera shaking it, horrible acting, stupid story, horrible acting, cheesy shot on video tape look... Did I mention the horrible acting?

maria paula

-gigly
-flashadance
-showgirls
-all films with madonna in.
-all films with steven seagal in
-all fims with some teenager singer in
-all films with some pop singer in, ok i wont include  some david bowie movies
-all films with christopher lambert in.

pauli

Fearless Freep

-all films with christopher lambert in.

I'll pick up a movie just * because Lambert's in it: Highlander (I-IV), Druids, Beowulf, Fortress, Fortress 2...

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daveblackeye15

I'm SURE that "Manos the hands of fate" has been said so I'll say "Children of the Living Dead"

Now it's time to sing the nation anthem IN AMERICA!!!

Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (episode 12)

Mr. Lobo

Freejack
Gymkata
Armegedon
Turkey Shoot
Porky's
Glen Or Glenda
Dark Side Of The Sun
Beast From Haunted Cave
Evolution
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch
Maximum Overdrive
Police Acadamy 4
Pretty Woman

"They're not bad movies...just misunderstood"

StatCat

Creature From the Haunted Sea
Santa With Muscles (add in Mr Nanny too while I'm at it)
EEGAH
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
Hobgoblins (pure 80's)
Troll 2 (of course this should be on here)
Night of the Zombies 2 (not the Mattei movie, this is far worse...)
Zombie Nightmare
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (gay undertones galore. I mean this atrocity makes the whole crappy series look good in comparision.)
Godzilla (the American version)

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