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Just curious...

Started by Jay O'Connor, December 12, 2001, 01:08:28 PM

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Jay O'Connor

..Anyone ever hear of the the "Zombie Luau" movies?  All I really know about them is that one of them has Ernest Borgnine in a grass skirt

Cullen

Ernest Borgnine...in a grass skirt...

Why does that fill me with an unholy dread?

Flangepart

Because your mind still functions on a human level. So...where does that leave me?

Cullen

Don't ask me.  The whole thing has me scared beyond the capacity of rational thought.

(Of course, that doesn't take much...)

Jay O'Connor

OK, I confess it was just a joke.  As far as I know there is no such movie series; however, in a cartoon strip I read, "Over The Hedge", Verne is trying to encourage Plushie to enjoy higher class entertainment by watching "Sense And Sensibility".  R.J, trying to corrupt him with more 'accessible' entertainment, says "Psst...Zombie Luau 15.  It's no Z.L 14, but it does have Ernest Borgnine in a grass skirt"

I was just curious what kind of reaction the possibility of such a movie would get :)

Cullen

You mean you've destroyed countless numbers of brain cells in my head FOR A JOKE!

Not like I didn't do worse by voluntarily watching both "Dracula v. Frankenstien"s.  And watching "Jaws: the Revenge" more than once.  Oh, and I did catch the last twenty minutes of "Battlefield: Earth"...

Nevermind.  : - )

Jay O'Connor

So any damage I may have infected is pretty much inconsequential :)

Cullen

Inconsequential, unnoticable, yeah, pretty much so.

In fact, I was amazed when I heard the little suckers screaming.  "God, I thought the last one died out years ago..."  :-)

Vermin Boy

Both "Dracula vs. Frankenstein"s? You mean there's... a SEQUEL?!

Cullen

"Both "Dracula vs. Frankenstein"s? You mean there's... a SEQUEL?!"

Fortunately, no.  There are, however, at least two movies that bear that name.  (I keep thinking that there might be a *third* movie, but who knows?  There might be hundred of the things...  Lurking... Waiting...)

Silliness aside, the movies are alike in only way, outside of having the title monsters.  They are both incredibly bad.

Flangepart

What? A joke? Vile knave, thou hast ruffeled the feathers of our minds! So, you guys get "Over the Hedge"? Not bad, sort of a kinder, gentler "Milo's medow".