OT: Some advice needed (concerns a girl)

[Fearless Freep]

First song I ever played for my wife was an accoustic guitar solo instrumental I had written

[Susan]

rich andrini wrote:
> Guns and Roses- Used to love Her (might scary her to like you)


uh, that might be something you would sing after the relationship was over..lol

Or how about "LOTION"? ;-)

[Menard]

Great idea here Dave. Try interpretive dance to Karl Orff's O FORTUNA. (:

[daveblackeye15]

I appreciate the music advice. But what I'm wodering is: does anybody think I shouldn't have said , what I had said to her after graduation? I'm just wondering if I should be expecting an awkard moment if I talk to her tonight in a chat room.

[Zapranoth]

Talking to her in a chat room?

Not on a telephone?

(Is this how it's done these days?)

- Z

PS:  The love song you need is DEFINITELY "Something That You Said" by the Beautiful South, viz:

The perfect love song, it has no words
It only has death threats
And you can tell a classic ballad
By how threatening it gets

So if you walk into her house
And she's cutting up your mother

She's only trying to tell you that

She loves you like no other,
No other,

She loves you like no other!

[Scottie]

The best advice I can give concerning flattering a woman is to make her the star of her own movie set to stock footage of scientific documentaries. Watch "Rose Hobart" (1936) and be sure to note the use of a purple filter as well as Brazilian popular music. If you really want to tell a girl just how much you care for her, record her reactions and set them against completely unrelated scenes in the film. Try it with her home movies and your home movies! You two could have been childhood best friends having at one point taken baths together, though apparently on opposite sides of a long bath tub. A match made in heaven? Better! A match made in Hollywood!

[dean]

Fearless Freep Wrote:

>>>>First song I ever played for my wife was an accoustic guitar solo instrumental I had written


Well obviously it wasn't complete crap, since you are now married to her, but how did it go?  What were the lyrics and did she laugh her ass off, or did she really enjoy it and had a tear in her eye when you finished?  :->

Also, what you said Dave after graduation wasn't bad, pitiful or silly, so it was fine, don't sweat it.

I wouldn't attempt to clarify what you meant, or anything like that, it could lead to trouble.

That being said, if she didn't have an idea about your feelings before hand, she might have a hint now, so I wouldn't tiptoe around the subject too much.  

Also, another touching love song could be anything sung by Issac Hayes from the South Park soundtracks or even 'A whole Nude world" a spoof of  Aladdin's 'A Whole New World' that I heard recently.

The first lyrics for those concerned are:

I can show you my cock,
big and throbbing and splendid,
I can make it extended on my magic matress ride.


[Ain't it romantic?]

[Susan]

is it possible to have an akward moment in a chat room? lol
if anything that is the place you feel least inhibited

I think it would be really monumental if you showed how you truly felt about her. You need to sculpt an image of her bust out of fruit loops