When good signs go ....bad....

[Flangepart]

Its was a Subway sign...missing a simple period between two wrods.
It read ...EAT FRESH NEW MANAGMENT.
Now tell me...who woulden't think of "Sean of the dead?"

Soooo...

Any recent sighting of poorly chosen words,eh?



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[daveblackeye15]

I got one.

I was driving down a road when I came to a stop sign.

Except the 'stop' was marked over with a marker and some one wrote 'BREAK NEK SPEED! B***H!; (yes neck was spelt like that)

I decide to break the law and disobey the sign.



I Know

LAME!

That I'm just reporting what I saw.

[Georgie Boy]

In the small town in which I grew up, a store was closing.  They decided to auction off the contents of the shop and this is the sign on the window.

"PUBIC AUCTION SATURDAY"

I didn't need any so I stayed away.

Also...at a bingo hall in Muncie, Indiana about 10 years ago the big marquee read:

BINGO
SAT AN SUN
9 - 9

It stayed like this for about 6 months...then the parlor went out of business and became a dirt mall.

I love this kind of stuff.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

This may not be what you had in mind, but I found it nicely profound:
"A smart man knows how to do something.  A wise man knows how to ask.  We sell Boxes"

-Ed

[trekgeezer]

Here are a couple for you........

[LH-C]

On a bulletin board at school there was a flier for job openings here on campus. Well some idiot had written above 'job', 'hand'. It was good for a laugh at 6:45am. (I have a 7am math class.)

[dean]

One of my favourites was found at this very site:

[BeyondTheGrave]

Theirs a Stop sign that someone put a stick under it that says "Eating Animals". I always get a laugh out of it when I pass it.

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Most of all I hate dancing then work, exercise, people,stupid people



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[Mr. Hockstatter]

There was a sign where I used to live that said "SLOW", and underneath that somebody painted "THE WORLD".

One time where we used to go cruisin' somebody went up the whole boulevard and put "when police are present" under all the speed limit signs.

[raj]

I used to work at a residential school for developmentally disabled kids.  The traffic sign at the entrance warned us to keep our speed down:  Slow        Children

[Shadowphile]

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

That one is a personal favourite

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons .

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope a long with the deceased person you want remembered.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

[Gerry]

Shadowphile wrote:

> That one is a personal favourite
>
> CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Thanks, Shadowphile!  That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.  I hate trying not to laugh out loud at work.

[LH-C]

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LMAO...That's awesome!

[Shadowphile]

Glad i could give you a chuckle.  I've got more actual signs, if I can track them down....

[ErikJ]

Walgrens in town had a sign that read:
BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL
GET PROZAC HERE

The sign wasn't up very long but good for a laugh when stuck in traffic