Anyone Have $600,000 That I can Borrow?

[Dr. Whom]

ulthar wrote:

> Dude, if she looks like that, AND has a $600,000 house of her
> own and she ain't married, RUN RUN RUN.
>
> And don't look back.
>
> :)
>

My thoughts exactly. This is just a scam form some axe-murdering cannibal familiy to lure gullible rich men to their doom. Either that,  or she is a vampiric alien who'll suck your brains out.

OK, so maybe I've seen too many B-movies. So what?

[odinn7]

trek_geezer wrote:


>
> By the way, what does your wife think about the idea?
>


Uh...I haven't told her yet. I figured I'd wait until I was ready to leave. Actually, she'd probably appreciate that.

Also, as far as what she's looking for in a guy, hell, I can lie just like she probably is.

And for all you people talking sh*t about her, saying there must be something wrong with her, you're all just jealous...I'll show you. You'll see when I'm happy with my new 48 year old woman and awesome house with a tanning bed! Jealousy is an evil thing and it will just consume you all if you let it. Rather than being happy for me, you're just trying to bring me down. The worst part is that I don't know if you're jealous because I'm getting such an awesome house with a tanning bed or because I'm getting a crazy woman that hides her age so well (probably 10 year old pictures).

Andrew...sounds like you got a great deal. Considerably less than 600,000 but I just figure it on inflation.

[The Burgomaster]

Actually, this is a great deal because after you marry her, half of the $600,000 will be yours again because husband and wife own everything 50/50 (unless there is some sort of a pre-nuptila agreement that she will make you sign).

[dean]

The Burgomaster wrote:

> Actually, this is a great deal because after you marry her,
> half of the $600,000 will be yours again because husband and
> wife own everything 50/50 (unless there is some sort of a
> pre-nuptila agreement that she will make you sign).
>

I don't think this is a marriage thing, is it? Perhaps just a concubine sort of arrangement...

Regardless, on the odd chance that Odinn7 does actually raise this $600,000 and his wife hasn't killed him already [I can actually imagine a sleepy Odinn7 wake up with his wife, annoyed at his 'house' owning aspirations gone and a squirrel's head lying in her place on the bed]  I wish him good fortune and good tanning.

I'm sure he'll make good use of the hot tub once he's moved in, and celebrate his good fortune with a few rounds of pool on the billiard table.  Boy that house seems to be well stocked full of all sorts of goodies, hot mama aside.  Though is it just me or does each of the pictures of her all look different, and it kind of scares me how proffessional the shots are... gives me wierd vibes about her character really [though that personal tanning bed is also still screwing with my perception a little!]

Though I'm still trying to figure out what a 'great' room is.  Haven't personally heard that term before.

[ulthar]

dean wrote:

>
> Though I'm still trying to figure out what a 'great' room is.
> Haven't personally heard that term before.
>

I think it usually refers to a large, open room, like a room with a relatively small quantity of furniture compared to the size of the room.

[raj]

She's just trying to build the room's self esteem.

And Andrew is obviously not getting enough sleep.  He's hoping Katie will read his message and kick him out for a week or two.

[Shadowphile]

Give the woman's religious beliefs, I doubt it will be a comcubine arrangement.  And I'm sure she's smart enough to go with a pre-nup.

Then again, she is selling herself on-line.

[Susan]

It might be worth it just for that big screen tv.

Her father is retired from the ministry, she is a Christian, house was built in 1910 (haunted!)  and she has a very large basement. Im not sure what that means but it just feels very very wrong.  Maybe it's because those pics arent' really her.  (Let's face it, a woman like that would have no problem finding any guy - she found those pics on google)

So who is this mystery lady? I think THIS IS
A woman like this seems to fit the picture better..because she is a god warrior ;-)


PS: Isn't a great room the ones that exist secretly behind a hidden wall in a closet where rituals are held involving lots of candles, singing, robes and goats?



Post Edited (11-06-05 07:19)

[dean]

Susan wrote:

> PS: Isn't a great room the ones that exist secretly behind a
> hidden wall in a closet where rituals are held involving lots
> of candles, singing, robes and goats?

Hey Susan, good to see you about!

If that's the definition of a great room, then that's fantastic!  I've always wanted a secret room in a house, it just seems so good for privacy, and it would make things much easier for performing those blood rituals I'm so fond of...

In that case, perhaps we can share Odinn7?  We can both raise $300,000 each [much more feasible than one person raising $600,000 on their own!]

You can get the psycho-babe and the tanning bed, I'll get the house, and we can each have visitation rights for the big screen tv on alternating weekends...

Oh, and all are welcome to the sacrificial housewarming party in the great room.  Bring your own sacrifice, but goats and perhaps cows [weather permitting] will be supplied...

[oh and Susan, that clip is darn scary...]



Post Edited (11-06-05 07:39)

[Susan]

Hey Dean - I have my occasional slumps in posting here but i'm always reading. :)

Wouldn't that be awesome tho? As a kid I always wanted to live in a  house with secret passageways and where lifting a book off a shelf would create a panel to open where a dark hallway would exist with candles magically lit along the walls. In fact when I was younger I was determined that my grandma owned such a house and I spen a summer there trying to pull up the carpet and dig in the closet for the secret panel. Unfortuantely all I found was her shotgun.

[odinn7]

Hey Dean, you've got a deal.

Unfortunately, my understanding of a "great room" is that it's not really a secret sacraficial room. Basically, it's a large room in a large house that already has a living room, a family room, den, dining room...you get the idea. It's just an extra room but really, who's to stop you from putting a sacraficial altar in there? Perhaps the lady already has one in there and that's how she keeps her youthful appearance...maybe she sacrafices animals or young children. Oh well, I can overlook that minor thing.

[Just Plain Horse]

Susan wrote:

> Hey Dean - I have my occasional slumps in posting here but i'm
> always reading. :)
>
> Wouldn't that be awesome tho? As a kid I always wanted to live
> in a  house with secret passageways and where lifting a book
> off a shelf would create a panel to open where a dark hallway
> would exist with candles magically lit along the walls. In fact
> when I was younger I was determined that my grandma owned such
> a house and I spen a summer there trying to pull up the carpet
> and dig in the closet for the secret panel. Unfortuantely all I
> found was her shotgun.
>

Just be glad you never found the bodies...

[Dr. Whom]

odinn7 wrote:

> Hey Dean, you've got a deal.
>
.maybe she
> sacrafices animals or young children. Oh well, I can overlook
> that minor thing.
>

Bathing in the blood of virgins is the accepted way of keeping ones youthful appearance. Take a close look at the hot tub!

[Shadowphile]

bathing in virgin blood to stay young is the accepted way until you get caught.  Then it's back to botox and cosmetic surgery....

[Just Plain Horse]

Is it me, or is that much virgin blood harder to find these days?