OT: Who do you look like?

[daveblackeye15]

How is this suppose to take because I had it going for about 8 minutes of it loading. Okay I did use a picture that had me and a friend in it, I wondered what it would do. The interent kicked me off before it finished. I'll try again later.

[Zapranoth]

Nope.. not workin' tonight, at least.  I tried four browsers, and let the window hang for 15+ minutes while I listened to various Southern Culture on the Skids songs, ate ice cream, and read part of the original Temple of Elemental Evil AD&D adventure.  Nothing came up.  I think it was just stunned by my looks.   :/

Susan:  I've asked this before.  How do you come up with the weird-ass sites like this?

[daveblackeye15]

Thanks for telling me Zapranoth. You just saved me about an hour's worth of computer time.

[2xSlick]

HAHAHA. Sorry for the caps but man, this program is hilarious.
Cropped this pic of me in a wetsuit.

And it spat out all of these guys and gals. In order:









Johnathon Edwards was 61%. Rommel and Brando tied at 45%. Best program ever!

[Zapranoth]

Haben Sie irgendwelche Ordnungen, Herr Rommell?

[Zapranoth]

Now I'm on a searching-for-weird-web-pages-at-10:30-before-a-workday kick.  Damn it.  Damn it!

So here's what this page can do with typed text.

Original text:

"So when are you going to upload your picture, Susan?"

At 20% leetness, you get

"S0 wh3n 4r3 y0u g01ng t0 upl04d y0ur p1ctur3, Sus4n?"

At "50% leetness" you get

"$0 wh3n 4r3 ¥0µ 901n9 70 µp£04Ð ¥0µr p1(7µr3, $µ$4n?"

and of course the real payoff is at 100% leetness:

"$0 \/\/|-|3|\| 4®3 ¥0µ 901|\|9 70 µp£04Ð ¥0µ® p1(7µ®3, $µ$4|\|?"



Post Edited (11-28-05 00:36)

[Ash]

You like that one...try this:

THE DIALECTIZER

I think it was Susan who originally posted The Dialectizer over a year ago.
It's fun!  :)

[Mr_Vindictive]

Zap,

Southern Culture On The Skids = Fantastic Live

[Vermin Boy]

I tried it with my band's "official" photo-- I think the results speak for themselves (I'm Garbo). I also tried it with a solo picture of myself, which it decided was Salma Hayek (or, adjusted for gender, Neil Gaiman).

The most frequent comparisons I get from people are John Lennon, Weird Al, and a leprechaun; on the less flattering end, I've also gotten Napoleon Dynamite and Yahoo Serious. Oh, and Phish's Trey Anastasio, which led to some hilarious situations when I worked as a postcard vendor at their last festival.



Post Edited (11-28-05 19:10)

[Susan]

Since i'm the queen of useless websites...here's another

MAKE YOUR OWN SIGN

Not sure what possible use you could have out of it

Example



Post Edited (11-28-05 20:51)

[odinn7]

Ok, I just did the face recognition and I won't bother with all of them because as far as I'm concerned, I don't look like any that they listed except for possibly Wilbur Wright. However, sit down everyone because this is quite funny...I am a 58% match with good old Chuckie Manson...no *poop*, that's what it told me. I really think this is amusing, especially since in the Frappr post, I had made the comment that many people liken me to a serial killer.
My poor daughter...

[Zapranoth]

Hey.  

At least the teenage boys will stay the hell away when she's 14.

:)

[The Burgomaster]

I didn't use the face analyzer, but I look like a mixture of Michael Chiklis, a chubby Bruce Willis, and Curly from the 3 Stooges.