|EXCERPT FROM THE REVIEW
|The B-Movie Film Vault
|Aliens vs. Predator
|Cripes! I know these Predators are youngsters, not combat vets, but c'mon! One measly Alien took two of them out! (They should have called this flick, "Alien vs. Pussies!") Luckily for Predator fans, the remaining hunter is a total badass, and far hardier than his two friends. This remaining hunter (henceforth known as "Scar") manages to track down the three surviving humans within the temple, namely Weyland, Alexa, and Sebastian.
|This movie is filled with violence. It contains an incredible number of fights that involve both firearms and martial arts. In any other flick, one or two of these mortal combats would be worth talking about. "Versus" is almost entirely comprised of awesome "That fight kicked ass!" scenes.
|Freddy Vs. Jason
|The battle goes back and forth until Freddy discovers that water is Jason's weakness. Hmmm...and all this time I thought it was Corey Feldman...
|The KO Picture Show
|King Kong vs. Godzilla
|Much has been written about the, ahem, shortcomings of the Kong suit... it's that face that I can't get my mind around. When they go in for close-ups on that sucker, only one word comes to mind: Botox. Kong looks like he's had a few botched facial procedures done, and now he's decided to augment them with some immobile, puffy lips. He's the Joan Rivers of the Kaiju universe!
|The Monster Shack
|Dracula vs. Frankenstein
|Dracula suggests that he can restore Duryea to a position of power, fitting for a man of the esteemed Frankenstein lineage. To sweeten the pot, the Count promises to kill a few scientists that had a hand in discrediting Duryea and causing the "accidental fire" that sentenced him to a life in a wheelchair. One name is mentioned in particular: Doctor Beaumont. It turns out that this former co-worker was the back-stabbing researcher who buried Frankenstein's remains in the cemetery without telling Duryea and...you know what? This doesn't make sense, but I swear, I'm relating this to you almost word for word in an attempt to clarify people's motives and it's all just coming out sounding insane.
|Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard
|Earth vs. the Spider
|The Sheriff then walks off and has to be reminded to take his rifle with him! Can this guy really be that dense? I wouldn’t let the thing out of my sight if I was in such a place, but this fool is ready to traipse off into a possible encounter with a giant spider without so much as peashooter. Moron!
|The Tomb of Anubis
|Wiseguys vs. Zombies
|After packing a handful of dead hillbillies into their trunk and commandeering Mony Tontana's "drugs" (the army zombie fruit punch, naturally), Gus (and his extra sweat gland) and Freddy stop over to start trouble in South Carolina. They clash with the local Sheriff at a Greasy Spoon, their ride gets impounded, and before you can say, "Wait, is this a Redneck Zombies sequel?!", the dead rise from Gus's trunk and we finally get some ghouls... 45 minutes into this 2 hour exercise in cruel and unusual punishment.