The Forbidden Zone wants YOU!

Fausto · July 12, 2007, 11:44:46 AM

The Sixth Dimension has been invaded by monsters from hell! I, King Fausto II (no relation to the former king, who looked suspiciously like Herve Vellachaize), am seeking the aid of King Andrew and his people in the Bad Movie Dimension to stop them! My army of zombies is not enough! Weapons of bronze or steel will not work, however, only weapons of celluloid. Thus, we must compile a list of movies so horrible that they can be classified as war crimes. When the list is completed, we can run the films over and over in a neverending loop until the bastards are bored to death. Please post as many titles as you can think of. Remember, the Sixth Dimension is counting on you!

Doc Daneeka · July 12, 2007, 12:51:44 PM

Good bad movies? If so then Dracula 3000
Bad bad movies? If so then Scarecrow Slayer

Fausto · July 12, 2007, 04:16:04 PM

Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 12, 2007, 12:51:44 PM
Good bad movies? If so then Dracula 3000
Bad bad movies? If so then Scarecrow Slayer

Bad bad movies, something that you'd rather drink draino than have to sit through.

Andrew · July 12, 2007, 04:53:15 PM

Candy
Sextette
Heartbeeps
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
The Cars That Ate Paris
The Alien Dead
Manos
Mongrel
Mutant
Pigs
Robo C.H.I.C.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Pink Flamingos
The Trial of Billy Jack
Voodoo Academy
Weasels Rip My Flesh

Shadow · July 12, 2007, 04:54:56 PM

Mesa of Lost Women - the music alone will drive anyone nuts given time.

Torgo · July 12, 2007, 05:25:17 PM

Hollywood Strangler meets the Skid Row Slasher
The Jar
Scalps
Pieces
Robo Ninja

RCMerchant · July 12, 2007, 05:51:27 PM

I DISMEMBER MAMA
3 on a MEATHOOK
PSYCHED BY THE 4-D Witch
DEMON HUNTER---> [youtube=425,350] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQqOkiCqCc This is the only clip I could find on youtube ...believe me...you would be grateful I didn't find more. I owned this sad,sad peice of sh1t once...

The Burgomaster · July 12, 2007, 09:09:45 PM

* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
* CARNIVAL OF BLOOD
* KILLJOY

Shadow · July 12, 2007, 10:04:39 PM

Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 09:09:45 PM
* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
* CARNIVAL OF BLOOD

Lemme guess, you have (or had) that Something Weird double feature, too?

sideorderofninjas · July 12, 2007, 10:08:29 PM

Massacre, mid 80s "in-action" cop movie...

indianasmith · July 13, 2007, 12:00:57 AM

Show them a double feature of Tyler Tharpe's RETURN IN RED and that dreadful Gene Hackman movie, FULL MOON OVER BLUE WATER, and they will flee this side of the galaxy, poking their eyes out with knitting needles as they run!

Joe the Destroyer · July 13, 2007, 02:55:55 AM

The Abomination
Habitat
Troll 2
Blood Freak
Buttcrack
Backwoods
Children of the Living Dead
Puma Man

RCMerchant · July 13, 2007, 06:17:45 AM

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 02:55:55 AM

Blood Freak

I cherish BLOOD FREAK! It's a classick!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00

Joe · July 13, 2007, 06:37:38 AM

jack-o-lantern
demonic
heartstopper
granny
black water valley exorcism
blood relic
studio 666

AnubisVonMojo · July 13, 2007, 08:32:56 AM

Demonicus
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
Aerobicide
Star Odyssey
Zombie Lake
House of the Dead
Night Ripper
Robo-Vampire
Zombie '90
Reptilian
Evil Bong
Ankle Biters
Shock Treatment
Shocking Dark
Blackenstein
Vampire Raiders - Ninja Queen

and the Atomic Bomb of bad movies:
Night Crawlers (the Polonia brothers one)