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The Forbidden Zone wants YOU!

Started by Fausto, July 12, 2007, 11:44:46 AM

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Fausto

The Sixth Dimension has been invaded by monsters from hell! I, King Fausto II (no relation to the former king, who looked suspiciously like Herve Vellachaize), am seeking the aid of King Andrew and his people in the Bad Movie Dimension to stop them! My army of zombies is not enough! Weapons of bronze or steel will not work, however, only weapons of celluloid. Thus, we must compile a list of movies so horrible that they can be classified as war crimes. When the list is completed, we can run the films over and over in a neverending loop until the bastards are bored to death. Please post as many titles as you can think of. Remember, the Sixth Dimension is counting on you!
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Doc Daneeka

Good bad movies? If so then Dracula 3000
Bad bad movies? If so then Scarecrow Slayer

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Fausto

Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 12, 2007, 12:51:44 PM
Good bad movies? If so then Dracula 3000
Bad bad movies? If so then Scarecrow Slayer

Bad bad movies, something that you'd rather drink draino than have to sit through.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Andrew

Candy
Sextette
Heartbeeps
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
The Cars That Ate Paris
The Alien Dead
Manos
Mongrel
Mutant
Pigs
Robo C.H.I.C.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Pink Flamingos
The Trial of Billy Jack
Voodoo Academy
Weasels Rip My Flesh
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Shadow

Mesa of Lost Women - the music alone will drive anyone nuts given time.
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Torgo

Hollywood Strangler meets the Skid Row Slasher
The Jar
Scalps
Pieces
Robo Ninja
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

RCMerchant

 I DISMEMBER MAMA
3 on a MEATHOOK
PSYCHED BY THE 4-D Witch
DEMON HUNTER---> [youtube=425,350] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQqOkiCqCc This is the only clip I could find on youtube ...believe me...you would be grateful I didn't find more. I owned this sad,sad peice of sh1t once...


"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

The Burgomaster

* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
* CARNIVAL OF BLOOD
* KILLJOY
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Shadow

Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 09:09:45 PM
* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
* CARNIVAL OF BLOOD

Lemme guess, you have (or had) that Something Weird double feature, too?  :teddyr:
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

sideorderofninjas

Massacre, mid 80s "in-action" cop movie...
SideOrderOfNinjas
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"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

indianasmith

Show them a double feature of Tyler Tharpe's RETURN IN RED and that dreadful Gene Hackman movie, FULL MOON OVER BLUE WATER,  and they will flee this side of the galaxy, poking their eyes out with knitting needles as they run!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Joe the Destroyer

The Abomination
Habitat
Troll 2
Blood Freak
Buttcrack
Backwoods
Children of the Living Dead
Puma Man

RCMerchant

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Joe

jack-o-lantern
demonic
heartstopper
granny
black water valley exorcism
blood relic
studio 666

AnubisVonMojo

Demonicus
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
Aerobicide
Star Odyssey
Zombie Lake
House of the Dead
Night Ripper
Robo-Vampire
Zombie '90
Reptilian
Evil Bong
Ankle Biters
Shock Treatment
Shocking Dark
Blackenstein
Vampire Raiders - Ninja Queen


and the Atomic Bomb of bad movies:
Night Crawlers (the Polonia brothers one)

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge