I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)

[Bad Movie Master]

hi, i used this website alot and over the years i have seen more b-movies then any1, my ratio of b-movies to good films i watch is 25:1 Impressed, and need proof here is what i have seen that u guys don't even have.

•   Sasquatch
•   Blue Demon
•   Python 2
•   Snakehead Terror
•   Dinocroc
•   Supergator
•   The Terror Within
•   Boa
•   Raging Sharks
•   Hammerhead
•   Peter Benchley's Creature
•   DNA
•   Half-Caste
•   Boa vs Python
•   Komodo vs Cobra
•   The Item
•   Raptor
•   Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
•   Caved in: Prehistoric Terror
•   Minotaur
•   Deep Shock
•   Sasquatch Hunters
•   Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep
•   Scorpius Gigantus
•   Shocker
•   Blood Surf
•   Crocodile 2: Death Swamp
•   And many more

if u don't believe this list check imdb.com there have every movie known to mankind, and see i'am not lying

and want to know more just ask

and cya u guys later

[RCMerchant]

Seen more B- Movies than anyone....hmmmm. Is that a challenge of some type? I'll bet Andrew alone has seen and forgotton more crap then you've seen in a lifetime! So...BMM-hang around and prove your knowledge! If you are so enlightened...mebbe you could educate us poor souls. 

[BMM]

ok, i also agree that Andrew has seen more, but i seen and remembered more. anyqay nice nickname BMM, i like it   anyway my knowledge of a b-movie is

•   If the movie was by Sci-Fi pictures it is a b-movie or worse
•   Anything with a cool picture might be a cool movie (The Item, that film is bulls**t)
•   Anything with creatures, monsters, zombies, etc... that hasn't been released in theatres is a guaranteed b-movie
•   Anything that has more sequels and not by the same person (the Dracula 2000 sequels and the Wishmaster sequels) are more B-movie materials then Roger Corman

this is some knowledge i know of B-movies and how to find them

and also most the movies i list i actually own, and i have more, i don't want to list them because

1) it will take forever
2) u guys have most of them on your database

leave more comments or questions for me please thank you  

[Ash]

What a poser!

[Bad Movie Master]

sorry  i don't want to seen as a poser, sorry, i just want u guys to see that i'am B-movie helper and can help u find more b-movies then ever that's all and sorry if i seem like a poser 

[Ash]

Are you from the U.S.?

You sound like Borat.

[AnubisVonMojo]

Also BM, how old are you, have you seen anything released before 2000, and you do realize that there are members of this board that have seen/own over a thousand bad movies each, right? Just curious.

[Bad Movie Master]

i'm 17 and i have seen films from 1970-2007, 37 years and nearly everything i see i buy, a bad habit i can't break, ok many people may have more then me, but i have alot about over 500+ DVDs and this is everything, not just b-movies

[Mr. DS]

hi, i used this website alot and over the years i have seen more b-movies then any1, my ratio of b-movies to good films i watch is 25:1 Impressed, and need proof here is what i have seen that u guys don't even have.

I guess congratulations are in order? I wouldn't put that on a resume though.  

Seriously BMM, its good you've viewed all these films as a young man and may you continue to view more.  I think people are kind of upset with you because you sounded like you're bragging in your initial post. Although you may not be, keep in mind you're talking to an army of useless knowledge masters when it comes to bad movies.  Regardless, good luck to you and all your bad movie endeavors.  

[Doc Daneeka]

Well he's got a year and about 450 films up on me

[AnubisVonMojo]

Well, congrats BM, you're off to a good start. You just worded your post in a kind of jackassy way. Not calling you a jackass mind you, so take no offense, just saying that your post seemed kinda jackassy. Welcome to the forum and good luck with your collection. 

[Scott]

sorry  i don't want to seen as a poser, sorry, i just want u guys to see that i'am B-movie helper and can help u find more b-movies then ever that's all and sorry if i seem like a poser 

This is a classic post.



I've been known to make a list or two myself.

Well, congrats BM, you're off to a good start. 

Thank for the post BM. 

I'm just here to offer you a forum welcome. Hang around as RCMerchant said. We've been know to watch a few movies now and then. Remember it's always good to help out fellow B-Movie people.

Again, welcome to the forum..............

[Kester Pelagius]

Is that a challenge of some type?

That's just a b-movie lover whose not gotten any sleep for days demonstrating what happens when you stay up for days watching b-movies, now THIS: Test your B-movie knowledge!.  That is a challenge!

[Rev. Powell]

QUESTION for BMM: So what's your favorite bad movie from your collection?  What should we see that we may have missed (and why)?

ADVICE for BMM: Look into some movies from before 1970.  Try 1934's MANIAC, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.  Not to mention the work of a little known director by the name of Ed Wood... look him up, it's worth it.

[316zombie]

hi bmm!definitely check out ed wood(thanks rev!),and maroi bava,and jess franco...and the coffin joe movies!