I could be a part of the detachment going; so you might not be as safe up there as you think.

Yikes......ermmm....ghouck ~ I've got a pair of running shoes, size 8 if you need them.
Eh, , it's a pretty big state, he can't search ALL of it. . .
She...er...scuse me...he (

) runs 500 miles every morning; might still take a few weeks though.