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retrorussell
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« on: February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM »
Hey all!
I got this from another website (and maybe George Carlin).  Make a sentence that you don't feel anyone has uttered before.  The weirder the better!
Example:
Polyurethane midgets juggling spatulas decided to chew prosthetic ninja arms and whistle the theme to "What's Happening!" while farting dark smoke clouds.

Have at thee!
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 07:04:52 PM »
Son of a Radioactive Zombie tiger b***h!
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 07:43:59 PM »
A living tofu fondue fights for the right to brunch against the nefarious forces of Jenkins' pet squirrel.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 08:52:05 PM »
Brettlenorius hasterbatted on the limfanophone over ziggly-seven times last night!
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 09:12:44 PM »
Rev. Powell, I'd sure love to see you naked!
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 09:14:34 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on February 14, 2011, 08:52:05 PM
Brettlenorius hasterbatted on the limfanophone over ziggly-seven times last night!

Good try Indy, but I'm fairly sure Bill Cosby used that exact line in a Jello Pudding Pops commercial in 1987.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 10:38:13 PM »
Cell phone-using platypuses stomped on radishes on their way to an eco-friendly Gwar concert.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 11:00:53 PM »
Ballistica Narphistica!
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2011, 12:22:55 AM »
Salmon agents identified cross-dressing elephants hobbling in a grocery store.
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2011, 02:15:33 AM »
Look, I like what you did with the pink frill and the trunk modifications, but if we don't sex up those giant ears nobody is going to put down cash money for Dumbo II: Pachydermerotica!
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2011, 10:57:43 AM »
Up next, we speak to Oscar winners Tommy Wiseau and Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 07:00:58 PM »
Quote from: JayJayM12 on February 15, 2011, 10:57:43 AM
Up next, we speak to Oscar winners Tommy Wiseau and Keanu Reeves.
Not sure who Tommy Wiseau is but I really, really don't like Keanu Reeves.  Karma for that.
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Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.  Giggity giggity goo!
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 07:02:48 PM »
Mr. and Mrs. Helicopter floated on a cloud of butterscotch pudding, then paraglided down to the planet Zeno to pick some radioactive daisies.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 12:43:38 AM »
Today, the Queen of England hired an army of Ninja Kittens to defend her agains the mystical army of Midgets upset about her ban on chocolate bars in the U.K.  You're welcome.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2011, 10:38:20 AM »
Coming up next season at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Sacha Baron Cohen is Hamlet!
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