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« on: March 08, 2011, 07:06:13 PM »



A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters. Others are Drek! I can handle drek. . Bad acting? Bad FX? No story line? OK. If it has sex,blood,or bullets-I can do it.
 BUT-I can't do boredom. Boredom so unrelenting I want to go wash the dishes just for excitment. Such is SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED.
 Question: How-in Bela's name-do you make a boring film with Jayne Mansfield?
  Answer: Have her jack her jaws spouting the most non-sensical,wanna-be-arsty-farsty,supposed-to-be-deep-dialouge ever written. And-SHE DOESNT SHOW OFF HER ASSESTS! (ie: boobies.)) She wears no revealing clothing AT ALL!!!! And the rest of the no name no talent cast does the same. Even a 5th 'o' booze won't help this one. Might make you suicidal though.
The best part of the whole thing- prolouge of Walter (the Untouchables narrator) Winchell claiming it was a classic!

 OH! WAIT! Action packed scene here!!!!!  Buggedout

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That's as good as it gets,my freinds. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

This is Officially THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 08:06:09 PM »

One of the Mill Creek sets I own contains this film. I haven't watched it though.
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2011, 08:27:48 PM »

One of the Mill Creek sets I own contains this film. I haven't watched it though.
DONT. I'ts a blight on the soul. I made myself watch it. I think it's like 12 hours long. Felt that way. You can get the same results from injecting novacaine directly into your brain.
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 01:19:54 PM »

A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters.

Wow!  How did I miss this collection?  I have most of the Mill Creek 50 movie packs . . . I wish I had this one, too!

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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 05:50:44 PM »

A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters.


Wow!  How did I miss this collection?  I have most of the Mill Creek 50 movie packs . . . I wish I had this one, too!




Here ya go!  Smile


http://www.amazon.com/Big-Screen-Bombshells-Movie-Collection/dp/B00310PSVC
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 11:38:40 PM »

Darn, I received it in a 50 pack I didn't realize it was in and was hopeful.  Dang it, I was hoping.  Jayne should have been required to show her assets in every movie.  Some contractual obligation or something requiring it. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2011, 06:58:31 PM »

I just sold the pack that it was on so thankfully my life is safe. TeddyR
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