SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968)

[RCMerchant]

A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters. Others are Drek! I can handle drek. . Bad acting? Bad FX? No story line? OK. If it has sex,blood,or bullets-I can do it.
BUT-I can't do boredom. Boredom so unrelenting I want to go wash the dishes just for excitment. Such is SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED.
Question: How-in Bela's name-do you make a boring film with Jayne Mansfield?
 Answer: Have her jack her jaws spouting the most non-sensical,wanna-be-arsty-farsty,supposed-to-be-deep-dialouge ever written. And-SHE DOESNT SHOW OFF HER ASSESTS! (ie: boobies.)) She wears no revealing clothing AT ALL!!!! And the rest of the no name no talent cast does the same. Even a 5th 'o' booze won't help this one. Might make you suicidal though.
The best part of the whole thing- prolouge of Walter (the Untouchables narrator) Winchell claiming it was a classic!

OH! WAIT! Action packed scene here!!!!!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k8V4-pIcoE

That's as good as it gets,my freinds. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

This is Officially THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[Criswell]

One of the Mill Creek sets I own contains this film. I haven't watched it though.

[RCMerchant]

One of the Mill Creek sets I own contains this film. I haven't watched it though.

DONT. I'ts a blight on the soul. I made myself watch it. I think it's like 12 hours long. Felt that way. You can get the same results from injecting novacaine directly into your brain.

[The Burgomaster]

A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters.

Wow!  How did I miss this collection?  I have most of the Mill Creek 50 movie packs . . . I wish I had this one, too!

[RCMerchant]

A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters.

Wow!  How did I miss this collection?  I have most of the Mill Creek 50 movie packs . . . I wish I had this one, too!

Here ya go! 


http://www.amazon.com/Big-Screen-Bombshells-Movie-Collection/dp/B00310PSVC

[Couchtr26]

Darn, I received it in a 50 pack I didn't realize it was in and was hopeful.  Dang it, I was hoping.  Jayne should have been required to show her assets in every movie.  Some contractual obligation or something requiring it. 

[Criswell]

I just sold the pack that it was on so thankfully my life is safe.