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sprite75
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« on: September 16, 2011, 07:40:06 AM »


You may fire when ready?  Yeah it would help if I knew what button I was supposed to push to do that....hmm...maybe this one.
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 08:54:51 AM »
"Ok we're ready to record but unfortuantely I can't find the 'on' button..."
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 11:52:04 AM »
The sad part is, he probably only needs two channels on any given day, maybe four if they have a band in house.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 03:36:32 PM »
Hmmm....the boss said it was the blue button...
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 04:12:13 PM »
I forget: Should the PFL button be up, or down?
Now, I know I need button with the white light, & the one with the red light, but I forget what the button with the yellow light's for.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 04:27:48 PM »
We need to raise the compression!
No, the compression!

Wait a minute, how did that handheld omnidierctional mic get in there?
I had enough unidirectional shock mounted condenser mics set up for everybody!

No, the compression!
Why are the headphones rasping?
Turn the board gain down!

Somebody tell Sunny she needs to face the microphone!
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 04:37:15 PM »
"And, thus we fold the ol' infotainment tent on yet another news & talk portion of our day here at WRIR. I'm Absolutely Al, & it's about that time I pass the reigns to the remarkable mister Michael Miracle, as he carries us off to a magical place called Lotus Land..."
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 05:46:50 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2011, 11:07:08 PM »
I'm sorry.  I just don't see how SONY can get away with calling that a portable system. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 08:21:15 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 09:48:12 AM »
Thanks to this snazzy new control panel Kristin Stewart will seem more life like than ever!
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 12:20:21 PM »

Hmm.  Out of all these buttons, only this one is marked "DO NOT PRESS".  I'll press it and see what happens!
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I'm a Mac...
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 07:30:31 PM »


Hmmm....what is this button labeled bedroom cameras?
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 08:17:30 AM »
This is what setting up the VCR looked like to my parents.
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I'm a Mac...
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2011, 09:26:06 PM »


Let's see here, first I gotta confirm that all plasma injectors, reaction chamber injectors and magnetic constrictors are online and functional.   Then perform a level 4 diagnostic on warp core control sub-routines and all mechanical components.
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