You may fire when ready?

[sprite75]

You may fire when ready?  Yeah it would help if I knew what button I was supposed to push to do that....hmm...maybe this one.

[Mr. DS]

"Ok we're ready to record but unfortuantely I can't find the 'on' button..."

[LilCerberus]

The sad part is, he probably only needs two channels on any given day, maybe four if they have a band in house.

[tracy]

Hmmm....the boss said it was the blue button...

[LilCerberus]

I forget: Should the PFL button be up, or down?
Now, I know I need button with the white light, & the one with the red light, but I forget what the button with the yellow light's for.

[LilCerberus]

We need to raise the compression!
No, the compression!

Wait a minute, how did that handheld omnidierctional mic get in there?
I had enough unidirectional shock mounted condenser mics set up for everybody!

No, the compression!
Why are the headphones rasping?
Turn the board gain down!

Somebody tell Sunny she needs to face the microphone!

[LilCerberus]

"And, thus we fold the ol' infotainment tent on yet another news & talk portion of our day here at WRIR. I'm Absolutely Al, & it's about that time I pass the reigns to the remarkable mister Michael Miracle, as he carries us off to a magical place called Lotus Land..."

[retrorussell]

"Attention, Pentagon personnel.  There is a breach in the control room computer.  I repeat, there is a breach in the control room computer."
(Kid presses random buttons while humming to himself; nukes Seattle and L.A.)

[Chainsawmidget]

I'm sorry.  I just don't see how SONY can get away with calling that a portable system. 

[Flangepart]

"Lets see...all speakers set to max, Van Halen on the CD, and we're directly over the San Andreas fault. Are we ready to ROCK? BW-hahahaha!..."

[Hammock Rider]

Thanks to this snazzy new control panel Kristin Stewart will seem more life like than ever!

[akiratubo]

Hmm.  Out of all these buttons, only this one is marked "DO NOT PRESS".  I'll press it and see what happens!

[sprite75]

Hmmm....what is this button labeled bedroom cameras?

[AndyC]

This is what setting up the VCR looked like to my parents.

[sprite75]

Let's see here, first I gotta confirm that all plasma injectors, reaction chamber injectors and magnetic constrictors are online and functional.   Then perform a level 4 diagnostic on warp core control sub-routines and all mechanical components.