Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!

[RCMerchant]

While heading to the 7/11 to buy some frozen lasagna,my truck broke down and I was attacked by a bear which I killed with my sword and that's why I need six aspirin,dammit! 

boobies
Jell-O
spine
angels
boots

[retrorussell]

After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.

Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan

[alandhopewell]

After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.

Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan

     My ourangutan, suffering from dysentery, pulled up a picture of Ronald Reagan on my Windows 95, causing the poor beast to vomit up the pineapple he'd had for lunch.

     ----NEXT 5-----

submarine
autoeroticism
claymore
pulchritude
Ray-Bans

[Snivelly]

Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.