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alandhopewell
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This affects me...HOW?
« on: January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM »
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin....

     Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM »
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin....

     Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.

Quizzical response?
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
alandhopewell
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin....

     Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.

Quizzical response?

     Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 02:38:48 PM »
Spiteful remark questioning OP's intelligence and parentage.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
alandhopewell
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This affects me...HOW?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 02:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 02:38:48 PM
Spiteful remark questioning OP's intelligence and parentage.

     Accusation of racism, coupled with threat of legal action AND vulgar hand gesture. 
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM »
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude
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alandhopewell
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This affects me...HOW?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Allhallowsday
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM »
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
tracy
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Don't touch me...I'm a doctor!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 01:26:01 PM »
Extreme confusion coupled with amazement and a few titters of laughter.
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alandhopewell
A NorthCoaster In Texas
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This affects me...HOW?
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 01:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

     No....his authorization to be nosy.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
alandhopewell
A NorthCoaster In Texas
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 98
Posts: 1092


This affects me...HOW?
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 01:46:34 PM »
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 05, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
Extreme confusion coupled with amazement and a few titters of laughter.

     Amazed laughter at your titters.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
tracy
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Posts: 1038


Don't touch me...I'm a doctor!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 01:48:48 PM »
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 05, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
Extreme confusion coupled with amazement and a few titters of laughter.

     Amazed laughter at your titters.
Isn't this a respectable place? Can you laugh at my titters,sir? BounceGiggle
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alandhopewell
A NorthCoaster In Texas
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This affects me...HOW?
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 01:52:24 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Rev. Powell
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 03:18:21 PM »
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".

Clarification.
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"...I don't know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods--the icky stiff you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal--is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into a green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight."-Joe Bob on FOOD OF THE GODS II
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