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Svengoolie 3
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« on: March 14, 2018, 03:52:54 AM »

I had an idea about a. Jack Harris movie combining the blob and the 4d man. I imagined how the movie might be,  then wrote a 'review' of it in tge review section.

So,  here's a new thing to try: Make up a movie,  then write a review of it. 

Have fun...
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2018, 04:13:00 AM »

DRACULA VS. THE GIANT LEECHES starring Linda Lovelace and Zandor Vorkov. Directed by Larry Buchanan.

It sucks.

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2018, 04:30:11 AM »

Synopsis instead of review:

Get Out of Africa (2017)

Danish baroness Karen visits her black boyfriend's parents for the weekend in Kenya, where her simmering uneasiness about their reception of her eventually reaches a boiling point. Things get even more complicated when Karen's other boyfriend Denys, a free-spirited big-game hunter, arrives on the scene.

Beauty and the Beast Within (2017)

An adaptation of the fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love. The young woman has a secret affair with a mysterious man-creature before the wedding, and years later her son begins a horrific transformation into a similar Beast. Reason enough for the monstrous-looking prince to file for divorce.

The Shape of Waterboy (2017)

At a top secret research facility in the 1960s, a lonely janitor forms a relationship with a waterboy who has a unique tackling ability.
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2018, 07:37:18 AM »

The Strain (TV series) and The Adventures of Captain Underpants: Trevor's biography of his struggles against constipation and the laundry  Buggedout TongueOut

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2018, 07:46:39 AM »


Marty McFLy and Doc crash their upgraded time traveling and now space ship DeLorean  right into Hoth, causing a monsterous stampede of tauntauns. The swarming beasts overrun the Rebel Base, destroying it and trampling everybody inside.

Han and Luke attempt to sheild themselves in Doc's body. After making remarks about Doc's eye-watering BO they both freeze.  Meanwhile Marty joins the band in Jabba's HQ and after his first performance is tossed into the Sarlacc Pit. After a rumor that powdered Ewok skulls are an old Jedi cure for impotence the species goes rapidly extinct.

This spells the end of the Rebel Alliance and the Empire continues to reign mercilessly over the galaxy.

Based on an absinthe dream by J J Abrams' personal shopper.


If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2018, 01:48:48 PM »

People,  the. Movies do. Not have to be combinations of two.. Movies.  I just did that because the blob and the 4d man were both made by jack Harris. 

Also try writing a review.
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2018, 06:17:06 PM »

aw c'mon, sven, let's just have fun, like you said!  Cheers

don't EVEN...EVER!
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