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« on: January 17, 2012, 10:51:08 PM »

Hey look what Aslym Productions just shat out again, another stupid shark film!  But it's different!  I has a two-headed shark in the film!  So different!  Also, Carmen Electra: The Mark of Quality.

Well since I'm not one to judge the quality of any film before actually watching it, I'll hold my opinion until I see it.  Any thoughts?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vco8Jwq9Eo8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vco8Jwq9Eo8</a>
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 11:00:17 PM »

I almost hate to admit it but I consider myself an Asylum fan. Their films crack me up. Plus, it's got Carmen Electra in it, which equals instant win. Oh yes, I shall be watching this.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 11:34:53 PM »

Looks really, really awful. About what you' expect from Asylum, the filmakers of choice for Syfy originals. I'd be willing to watch it if I didn't have to pay for it, and I had some alcohol to make the stupid easier to swallow.
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2012, 11:53:51 PM »

Yup. I've learned that any time I see "The Asylum presents" on the screen the television needs to go off. If I start seeing commercials for this on "Syfy" I'm throwing a fit.
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2012, 08:27:23 AM »

Well, it looks like the girls are in bikinis for the whole movie.  So at least there's that.  I'm a bit more interested in their other upcoming film, "Nazis at the Center of the Earth".  Or even "American Battleship" would be more interesting than yet another mutant shark movie.
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 12:31:22 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVNn559SV_w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVNn559SV_w</a>

New source for the trailer.

Looks like every other Shark movie of the last few years. Now I am a big shark movie fan, but the Asylum films never really have the right tone - despite the titles being pure schlock, the storylines never seem as entertainingly daft as, say, the old Nu-Image films of the early 2000s. Perhaps it is restrictions by SyFy, but the films I have seen have a distinct lack of gratuitous gore and nudity.
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