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« on: September 22, 2017, 10:05:10 PM »

I was on some site which listed the last meal of convicted killers.

Some of these guys really pigged out!
What would YOU have?
Me-hmmm...lemme see...

A 5th of Black Velvet.oh-what? No booze-well s**t,man.
Stuffed cabbage,mashed potatoes,collard greens,black eye peas,rye bread and butter, and black coffee.

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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2017, 02:31:14 AM »

The last meal for me would be pretty good sized:
-Chicken fried steak in country gravy
-Philly sandwich
-Mac and cheese (with big noodles-- not some cheapo 50-cent crap out of a box)
-Maybe a Dairy Queen peanut buster parfait for dessert

I only would have to ask that I be killed fairly quickly, since a lot of food tends to "move through me" very quickly.  Don't want to explode during my final moments.

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2017, 09:32:38 AM »

Something I'm seriously allergic to so I die before my execution. Wink
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2017, 09:54:06 AM »

I think it's cruddy that in Texas a few years back the powers that be dispensed with the tradition of the last meal request and now just serve whatever is on the menu that night. Guess it was costing them a lot of money catering to those long lines of condemned people.

I can't but wonder if back in the day anyone ever asked for a few cans of beans so final revenge could be taken on the guards?

Me, I'd request a banana shaped like Utah. Hopefully it'd slow them down indefinitely finding that thing.

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2017, 12:36:25 PM »

A big, medium-rare T-bone!

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2017, 01:43:06 PM »

Or you can go with the last meal mentioned in both "My Name is Earl" and "Raising Hope": a McRib sandwich and a Shamrock shake. They are almost never available at the same time.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2017, 01:57:48 PM »

Bacon sandwich.

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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2017, 02:25:49 PM »

Actually, I'd probably want to try my hand at breaking some eating record. Seriously, where's the downside? You're gonna die, doesn't matter if you broke the record, failed, feel bloated, feel sick, or whatever. Make it fun.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2017, 07:08:49 PM »

6 pack of Natty Ice
10 piece of Buffalo Wings with Bleu Cheese and celery
Main course being a nice Italian Hoagie with a side of fries. 

I'm a simple man. 

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Itís where my demons hide, itís where my demons hide.
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