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YOUR LAST MEAL-ever.

Started by RCMerchant, September 22, 2017, 10:05:10 PM

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RCMerchant

I was on some site which listed the last meal of convicted killers.

http://www.hlntv.com/shows/nancy-grace/articles/2013/09/30/what-notorious-serial-killers-on-death-row-ate-for-their-last-meals/

Some of these guys really pigged out!
What would YOU have?
Me-hmmm...lemme see...

A 5th of Black Velvet.oh-what? No booze-well s**t,man.
ok-
Stuffed cabbage,mashed potatoes,collard greens,black eye peas,rye bread and butter, and black coffee.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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retrorussell

The last meal for me would be pretty good sized:
-Chicken fried steak in country gravy
-Philly sandwich
-Mac and cheese (with big noodles-- not some cheapo 50-cent crap out of a box)
-Coke
-Maybe a Dairy Queen peanut buster parfait for dessert

I only would have to ask that I be killed fairly quickly, since a lot of food tends to "move through me" very quickly.  Don't want to explode during my final moments.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Trevor

Something I'm seriously allergic to so I die before my execution. :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

I think it's cruddy that in Texas a few years back the powers that be dispensed with the tradition of the last meal request and now just serve whatever is on the menu that night. Guess it was costing them a lot of money catering to those long lines of condemned people.

I can't but wonder if back in the day anyone ever asked for a few cans of beans so final revenge could be taken on the guards?

Me, I'd request a banana shaped like Utah. Hopefully it'd slow them down indefinitely finding that thing.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

javakoala

Or you can go with the last meal mentioned in both "My Name is Earl" and "Raising Hope": a McRib sandwich and a Shamrock shake. They are almost never available at the same time.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

javakoala

Actually, I'd probably want to try my hand at breaking some eating record. Seriously, where's the downside? You're gonna die, doesn't matter if you broke the record, failed, feel bloated, feel sick, or whatever. Make it fun.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

HappyGilmore

6 pack of Natty Ice
10 piece of Buffalo Wings with Bleu Cheese and celery
Main course being a nice Italian Hoagie with a side of fries. 

I'm a simple man. 
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.