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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« on: September 04, 2018, 03:55:08 PM »

....wonder why witch doctors are always throwing virgins into volcanoes, and not dirty old men?

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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2018, 05:22:46 PM »

...what does white noise sound like to the colorblind?
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2018, 06:24:55 PM »

. . . I wonder if anyone will ever explore the interior of Uranus?
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2018, 06:34:15 PM »

...what are Indian restaurants called in India?
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2018, 06:36:23 PM »

...I wonder if anyone ever told Kurt Cobain that he shot his mouth off?
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2018, 06:46:47 PM »

Why not use potatoes as suppositories?
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2018, 07:02:19 PM »

....wonder why witch doctors are always throwing virgins into volcanoes, and not dirty old men?


The DOMs would have other uses for them....
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2018, 07:51:16 PM »

...I bet Paul Bunyan never found a girlfriend.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2018, 07:53:35 PM »

...Imagine how silly Hitler's German Shepherd Blondie felt when she got to dog heaven and found out who she'd been loyally playing fetch with.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2018, 07:55:31 PM »

...ever notice how the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus have such similar handwriting?
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2018, 07:58:36 PM »

...if I was a Wal-Mart greeter, I think I'd say "shalom" sometimes, just for the reactions.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2018, 07:59:47 PM »

...ever notice the first time you find a severed finger in your chili it's hurl-worthy, but after that you get used to it?
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Hi there!


« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2018, 08:07:25 PM »

....wonder why witch doctors are always throwing virgins into volcanoes, and not dirty old men?



...To have the god or gods accept a pure person instead of one that isn't?
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yeah no.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2018, 08:23:36 PM »

...Elvis loved sequins and his mother; Liberace loved sequins and his mother; Kaiser Wilhelm hated sequins and his mother. Ergo I foresee a major wardrobe change next time I take my son clothes shopping.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2018, 08:26:47 PM »

...ever notice when you're alone in a dark forest a mile from home thinking deep thoughts, there's something spooky about the sound of approaching footsteps?
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