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What do you want on your tombstone?

Started by RCMerchant, October 03, 2020, 10:37:05 PM

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RCMerchant

I dunno- maybe " I told you I was sick".
Or maybe  " Plant watermelon on my grave- so the juice will trickle through."
"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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RCMerchant

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

How about " More people will visit me when I'm dead than I was alive!"

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

retrorussell

I second pizza toppings!
..No, seriously.  I WILL have that on my tombstone.

Another good one, though, would simply be "Oops."

Or maybe "Get the hell off me!!!".
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

Others:

"I saw what you did."
"I always hated you."
"I f***ed your wife."
"Take a picture; it'll last longer."
"Come on in!  There's plenty room."
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

"I'm not here, this is only my shell;
To seek my place, find heaven, not hell."
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

worse things have happened to better people

RCMerchant

#10
When I'm buried they should have my ass sticking out of the ground so my friends have a place to park their bikes!
When they visit my grave, ya know?
"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

#11
" Is a fat girl sitting on my face or am I dead?"
"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

sprite75

I want my tombstone to be shaped like this...

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

ER

I Shouldn't Have Challenged God To A Duel
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Your kisses turn princes into frogs and passion plays into monologues.