What do you want on your tombstone?

[RCMerchant]

I dunno- maybe " I told you I was sick".
Or maybe  " Plant watermelon on my grave- so the juice will trickle through."

[pacman000]

Pepperoni! ;)

[RCMerchant]

"Move your feet!"

[RCMerchant]

How about " More people will visit me when I'm dead than I was alive!"

[retrorussell]

I second pizza toppings!
..No, seriously.  I WILL have that on my tombstone.

Another good one, though, would simply be "Oops."

Or maybe "Get the hell off me!!!".

[retrorussell]

Others:

"I saw what you did."
"I always hated you."
"I f***ed your wife."
"Take a picture; it'll last longer."
"Come on in!  There's plenty room."

[Trevor]

He was a good son.

[ER]

"In the Past, the Future."

[indianasmith]

"I'm not here, this is only my shell;
To seek my place, find heaven, not hell."

[lester1/2jr]

worse things have happened to better people

[RCMerchant]

When I'm buried they should have my ass sticking out of the ground so my friends have a place to park their bikes!
When they visit my grave, ya know?

[RCMerchant]

" Is a fat girl sitting on my face or am I dead?"

[sprite75]

I want my tombstone to be shaped like this...

[ER]

I Shouldn't Have Challenged God To A Duel

[Alex]

I'm not really here.