Testicles: Big and Furry Terror :buggedout:
Testicles 2: The Squeeze :tongueout:
Teenrage Moolah Nitwit Turdles
Clod Encounters of The Turd Kind
Kill and Kill Again Plus One More For Luck
Chainsaw Beach Party
- Hard to to have a beach party when there's too many trees, especially if there's a serial killer lurking in them... And chainsaws are fun!
The Gods Must Have Mental Issues :wink:
The Fart and The Furriest
The Notorious Pudding Gang
THE CAT WHO WAS NOT FED
THE DOG WHO WAGGED TOO MUCH
Quote from: bob on January 09, 2022, 09:26:11 AM
The Notorious Pudding Gang
I'd pay $$ to see that :teddyr:
Alone in The Dark 3: Trevor's Toilet :buggedout:
Socket
Socket 2: Me Baby
Sharkey Walks
Yet another low budget giant shark movie, only this one grows arms & legs & swats jet fighters out of the sky with it's tail.....
Sir Brown Buttom's Stinky Poo
Quote from: bob on January 12, 2022, 08:38:14 AM
Sir Brown Buttom's Stinky Poo
AKA the Trevor bio-pic :wink:
The Notorious Pudding Gang 2: The Terror of Tapioca
Financially Strapped Not Quite Teen Cheerleaders Doing it All to Get To Dallas
Tuna Trouble
Ol' What's'is Name And His Amazing UnWashable Dog
The Haunting of Out House - You Don't Want to Go In There!
The Invisible
"No matter how much they loved him, They could never catch a flattering photo of him!"
HE WAS
That Crazy Uncle With The Creepy Eye
Messy Marvin joins the Monster Squad
Huge Horrible Farts
Huge Horrible Farts 2: Holding Them In
Huge Horrible Farts 3: Explosive Content
Huge Horrible Farts 4: Skidmarks of Destruction
😊😉💩💩
They loved leaving them on the road, but hated it when their buddy left them on the passenger seat!
Skidmarks!
Attack of the 50ft high-heeled sophomore girl
You don't want to be stepped in the foot when this girl get mad!
Sheila (Jack' sister) : 'I told you Jack, I knew that girl has something wrong. A girl can't be so pretty, so intelligent and walk so fast in high heels and be normal!'
Telepathic Termites
Quote from: bob on January 16, 2022, 02:22:06 PM
Telepathic Termites
:teddyr: :teddyr:
The sequel is They Know What You Weigh And They Know You Have Wood Floors :wink:
the threequel is... Fortune-Telling Ferrets
They threw everything into it,
They hit it with everything they could find,
But they couldn't shut it!
The Craw
Space Bong
The Rubber Band
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 14, 2022, 01:48:52 PM
Ol' What's'is Name And His Amazing UnWashable Dog
:bouncegiggle:
Underwear Island
Space Sharks
Kung-Fun
Dr. Crime
Amittyville Nation
Enlisted in the Anti-Clown Defense Force
ClockWork Stripper
Old Dark House vs the Haunted Castle!: Next Door Neighbor Hell
Slum Sharks
Zombies in Space!
Slaughter Party
Alien Autopsy: The Musical
The Body Builder & Bikini Models who can act a little bit!: The Grind House 30 pack!
The Cow Must Die!
The Rise of the Dirty Old Zombies
"This old fellows never look with bad intentions to a woman when they were alive, but now they are a bunch of zombies that will chase all the chicks like in Benny Hill girl-chase routine!"
From the Ballad, Songs of the Snake: I have Calluses on my Testicles
Quote from: bob on January 22, 2022, 09:22:18 AM
From the Ballad, Songs of the Snake: I have Calluses on my Testicles
:buggedout: + :teddyr: :teddyr:
I Hope You Have a Coupon for a Coffin
He's no Whale: He's an Underwater Cop
We see a Woman who has Outer Beauty and Inner Blood
Train Wreck Island - If you think the title's bad, try sitting though the movie!
Shipwreck Mountain - Nobody's sure how the darned things kept gettin' up there, but there they were!
Ferry Tales - Yeah, that old coot who runs the one car & pedestrian ferry at at Wishbone Creek has a few!
The Yule Ghouls
A New Stoner Comedy: You are Now Higher than the Law of Physics
The Sad French Fry
Underwear Laundry: Trev's Terror*
* I actually did some laundry this weekend :buggedout: :thumbup:
Angry Doctors
Who Peed in My Pants?
Naughty Nazi Nurses from Nuremberg
The Hour of Flour Power
House Of Inconvenience And Discomfort
Is the Tub Clean at Your House?
Artic Vampires from Pluto
Attack of the Sock Puppets
Bring Me The Head(s) Of Flapjack The Clown!
The Big Boss had no way of knowing who wore the suit first, or who wore it last, least of all, which one scared the hell outa him as a kid, so he ordered them all killed!
Village of the Headless Virgins
The Six Jives of Henry VIII.
Blaxploitation's all-time low.
Quote from: bob on January 27, 2022, 07:57:11 PM
Attack of the Sock Puppets
Thanks for the inspiration :bouncegiggle:
Revenge of a hand puppeteerRevenge fit in a sockThis movie has an audio warning system that will be trigger 10 seconds before a bloody scene, to prevent that the audience choke with the soda or the popcorn when they laugh (Yes, we are honest. Some people said that we should keep the audio warning system on for all the movie, but you know what, we don't care, besides do you how difficult is to get good actors, even a mediocre special effects technician, with the budget we had for the movie? You know, maybe we should have turned off the audio warning system in the press preview movie and let that all that reviewers, critics choked to death...those b*stards!)
I Now Hate to Hate You
These Pants were My Grandma
A Wall Dies
You're a Bad Chair
I Want You Less Alive
The Paper Cut Killer.
Phone The Asylum
tagline: I'm ringing the insane, just ringing the insane...
Fresh Blood For Breakfast
one of the students I was with said this today
You Smell Like Zebra p**s
The Stink Ray
Fist full of Ninja Stars
Vacation to Siberia
Cannibal Cheerleaders
The Elephant who Played Football
Who's that Wearing my Drawers?
Quote from: chainsaw midget on February 01, 2022, 12:26:26 PM
Who's that Wearing my Drawers?
:teddyr:
Me probably :buggedout: :wink:
Fart Like The Wind
Bone Pizza
The Pachuko Pirates and the Girl in the Polka Dot Bikini (again, I'm not making this up)
We all die in a ...
Giallo Submarine
"While touring in Italy with friends and groupies, a The Beatles tribute band is start to be stalked by some guy who claim to be the reincarnation of Mark Chapman (except that the John Lennon's murder is alive), killing everyone to get closer to the band, reselling and over selling the concert tickets, even seducing the girlfriends of the band's members"
Tags: 80s, Giallo, Slasher, Musical, Stereotypical Italian (Mamma mia!, It's me, Mario!)
The Curse of the Cursed Carrots
Doctor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Stupidorium
Tubitv Massacre
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 04, 2022, 07:57:46 PM
Doctor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Stupidorium
Professor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Streamless Interfester
Professor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Boredom Removal Device
Quote from: Argonaut on February 04, 2022, 04:50:20 PM
We all die in a ...
Giallo Submarine
"While touring in Italy with friends and groupies, a The Beatles tribute band is start to be stalked by some guy who claim to be the reincarnation of Mark Chapman (except that the John Lennon's murder is alive), killing everyone to get closer to the band, reselling and over selling the concert tickets, even seducing the girlfriends of the band's members"
Tags: 80s, Giallo, Slasher, Musical, Stereotypical Italian (Mamma mia!, It's me, Mario!)
I'd watch that
The Wicked Gallery
This Smelly Old Town
Edwickum's Disgustingly Chocolatey Florps
My Bat$#*t Crazy @$$ Goth Fantasy Cosplay Girlfriend
A City In Name Only
I Scream Man
Zombie Carcass Humpers
The Incredibly Confused Vampire Who Became a Zombie
Stinkin' Up The Rain
Dueling Dorks
Seven Men Named Doc
They you should never play cards with a man named Doc, so when six gunfighters of varied medical professions and a worldly wise Mycologist all ride into the same town on the same day, things go from interesting to downright crazy!
Gas from Uranus
the DOGFATHER.
The Man with the Terrible Smell
'I used to think the Moon was made of cheese... Until I've bitten it'
"The first mouse sent to the Moon returning to Earth, not just with enough intelligence to communicate with humans, but also, with a message of Selenites (that is the inhabitants of the Moon) about how bad the things are going on Earth, and what would happen to Humanity if we don't establish a global nuclear disarmament. Typical uh?"
Tags: 1950s, Science Fiction, World Peace, Reverse stock footage of a rocket taking off (which mean that the rocket is landing)
Werewolf Prom
Dracula Raps
Mad Barber on a Rampage
Mad Barber II: The Night No One Came Home With a Full Head of Hair
Revenge of the Fifty Foot Goldfish
Murder by Amazon Prime Delivery
Cellphone of Satan
Remote Control of the Damned
Santa Clause is Eating Your Socks
My Mother is Attila the Hun
The Day The Earth Got Bored And Wondered Off
WHOREHOUSE OF ROTTING FLESH
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 13, 2022, 09:52:31 AM
WHOREHOUSE OF ROTTING FLESH
Can I see that online anywhere? :wink:
The Karate Kid 5: Never Been Attacked By Tree 😉😁🐢
Old Doc' Frankenstein Had A Farm
The Coupon Killer
Crotch Rot!
The Portly Angels
Thursday, the 12th
You don't need to wait a day more to be massacred in Camp Crystal Lake (Or even go to Camp Crystal Lake to be killed)
For references, just check Pieces tagline
Quote from: Argos on February 16, 2022, 06:00:27 PM
Thursday, the 12th
You don't need to wait a day more to be massacred in Camp Crystal Lake (Or even go to Camp Crystal Lake to be killed)
For references, just check Pieces tagline
That would be an extremely meta slasher spoof. You'd just see a bunch of obnoxious teens making preparations to go on a trip, and nothing else happens.
More on topic: Hell's Sales Manager (again, not making it up)
For This, I'll Put on Pants
The Shower Seamstress
Tickle My Pickle
Quote from: bob on February 17, 2022, 09:06:43 PM
Tickle My Pickle
Wasn't that an Arlo Guthrie song?
This is a real 'bad movie' title... with Boris Karloff
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1967)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060457/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060457/)
"The ghost of recently dead Mr. Hiram Stokeley (Boris Karloff) finds that he has 24 hours to perform one good deed to get into Heaven. He enlists the help of his long-dead girlfriend, Cecily, to stop his lawyer, Reginald Ripper (Basil Rathbone), and a henchman from claiming the estate for themselves. The real heirs, Chuck, Lili, Hiram's cousin Myrtle, and her son bring their beach party friends to the mansion for a pool party while Reginald Ripper also employs his daughter Sinistra, and J. Sinister Hulk's slow-witted associates Chicken Feather and Yolanda to help them terrorize the teens, while dopey biker Eric Von Zipper and his Malibu Rat Pack bikers also get involved in pursuing Yolanda for a share of the Stokely estate."
Werewolves: The missing link
"A mockumentary in which in presented new discoveries about a recessive gene who could be an unexpected link between canines and humans, providing the existence of the werewolf, and why some pop stars prefer using the auto-tune instead of their original voice who sounds like a wolf pack howling or mourning".
I'm Sorry About Your Hotdogs
House of Gnocchi
THE SNODSBURY PEEPER
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF CALIGULA (IN HELL)
INSANE MANIAC GOES NUTSO
THIS LITTLE PIGGIE WENT TO MURDER
Meth on the Nile
tik, tik...TOK!
Black Adam & Eve
The Suicide Squid
Last Night in Sara
"I told you, that was not a gun in my pocket" (or "I'm so happy to see my Mum again")
With Adam Sandler playing the two main characters: a gangster and his recently founded mother (yuck)
Chef Salad (a chef is a part of the salad)
The Baker Family
The Baker Family 2: Inter Bread
The Baker Family 3: Dough Or Fry
The Baker Family 4: The Bun Rises In The Yeast
The Zombie Tree
The King's Easter Bunny
Texas Egg Decorating Massacre
Peeps Pizza
Fistful of Easter Eggs
Inspired by the new 'Amityville in Space', and other Amityville messing up films, like Amityville Bigfoot, Amityville Clownhouse, comes...
Amitylvania
An American-Rumanian architect inherent an old family wrecked house in Transylvania and decided to rebuild it like the infamous Amityville house. But, of course, this has consequences. Murderous consequences.
SKANKULA
Boogers
Boogers 2: Snot This Again
Boogers 3: Sinus The Times
Boogers 4: The Ballad of Dr. Mucus Welby
ROCKET TO URANUS
(https://i.imgur.com/IqJvYFi.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 10, 2022, 11:39:28 AM
ROCKET TO URANUS
(https://i.imgur.com/IqJvYFi.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
:bouncegiggle:
virtual karma to you, good sir
Captain Blood Loss
The Shower Saga: It Won't Be the First Time Your Butt Has Been Wet
Wind Tunnel Boy
Dead Narcoleptic Circus Freaks!
I Shot My Split Personality
Single Mom, Serial Killer
Martian Mall Cop
Devil in the Dating App
The Band Saw Murders
Radioactive Zombies Nuke the World
Spawn of the Terror Triplets
Undercover Odor Judge
Big Bums In Spandex
Amityville Train
Amityville on the Nile
Amityville House of Gucci
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Amityville
Ghostbusters: Amityville
Amityville Chainsaw Massacre
Once Upon a Time... In Amityville
Mars Needs Prostitutes!
The Testicle Pimple😝
Testicles: Furry Terror
Testicles 2: Nicks and Shaves
Testicles 3: The Squeeze
The Malfunctioning Robot Doctor
The Great Muppet Orgy
The last five entries sound like genuine porn titles :teddyr:
Slap on the Nile
The Power of the Slap
Slap Richard
Spider-Man: No Slap at Home
Slap My Car
Foot Eating Asses
Creature from the Avacado Shade Lagoon
I Eat Your Foot Corns
Weresheep: The Ewepocalypse!
Timbuk
Timbuk 2
Quote from: Trevor on March 15, 2022, 01:33:04 PM
The Testicle Pimple😝
The Testicle Pimple 2: The Big Explosion
The NOT-O.K. Corral
Swimming with the Kraken
7 pounds of Vengeance
The Caffeine Rush Apocalypse
The Last Warlord of Burbank New Jersey
Easter Garden: Forgotten Eggs
Easter in Transylvania
Easter Bunny Goes West
I Married Mr. Cadbury
Zombie Easter Parade
The Sequel
The Sequel 2: The Sequel (aka The Sequel To The Sequel)
^The Sequel III - The Prequel^
The Sequel 4: The Threequel
Burgertory
Fast food that is neither Heaven nor Hell, but there is a wait.....
Jets Vs. Dragons
Zombies Vs Disgruntled Landscapers
Flea Dip
Don't Touch My Blowhole!
Clouds Astray
The Bermuda Rectangle
Club Soda Club
Ninjas At Play
Lotion in Motion
Lotion in Motion 2: Soothing & Smoothing
Lotion in Motion 3: Moisturizing Ethel
Chainsaw Cheerleader Chug Party
Limpus Dickus in the Land of Viagra 😳😉
The Abbreviator
The Abbreviator 2: The Sequ
Quicksand: That Sinking Feeling
Beatboxing Exorcist
Dim City Lights
Dim City Lights 2: Flickering Annoyance
Pass the Pasta
Beach Towel from Hell
THE NINJA WAS A LADY
Pair a' Normal Sneakers
The Love Cult Massacre of the Nude Peace Corps Girls
(again, not making this up)
That Was The Crap I Thought I Took :tongueout:
Collect the Monkey: Remix Edition
Amazon Women From Uranus
Dynamite and Beer
The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller
Dog of Norway
Serbian Vampire Clan
Tie a Ribbon Round my Casket
Diet of Love
AustrAlien
Login of Doom!
Pantheon Backwards
Sailor Moan
Beware The Spankubus!
It's time for some bad SEQUELS! (yay!)
Amittyville on a Boat
Monster A Go-Go II: Return of the Monster who wasn't actually there to begin with
Return of the Maddest Story Ever Told: Spider-Adolescence
American Psycho vs The Big Lebowski
Zardoz Re-Symphonized: Void of the Antipathetics
A Clockwork Lemon
Stockfootage of Bela Lugosi meets Another Brooklyn Gorilla
Jack and Jill meets Glen or Glenda
Santa Clause Re-Conquers the Martians
Saga of the Copper Thieves
Action Dog!
Future City Saga
Adventures Lost in Time
Dinosaur Invasion
RoboBob
Adam & StEve
Invasion of the Porch Pirates
Psychotic Psycho-Babbling Sicko Perv
The Fumes Of El Camino
The Satanic Poo Escape Room
Spilled Underwear!
Conspiracy War: UFO's vs UAP's - The Fight For The Control Of Earth & Humanity
Navy vs Mermaids
Shake Your Glove
At Midnight I'll Possess Your Toilet
The Talking Farts
The Man Who Walked
Mad Lust of the Hypnotized Gorilla (again from a pulp magazine)
The Garlic Solution
Road Trip with Stanislav
Road Trip with Stanislav II: Out of Gas
Road Trip with Stanislav III: Wrong Turn
Road Trip with Stanislav IV: Monaco Grand Prix
Road Trip with Stanislav V: Interstellar Mission
The Rainiest Plain in Spain
Ninja Blade
Garden of the Seven Answers
Washing Undies 2: The Sludge :buggedout:
The Day The Earth Temporarily Paused
Attack Of The Grammer Nazi's
Winnie the Pooh's Puppet Party!
Psychic Shark
Bowling with Ostrich Eggs
The Itchy Adventures of Fleaboy
This Cake is Mine
Paranormal BitCoins
Legion of Muck
2,000 Mules For Sister Sara
The Giant Slime Mold
Fatal Fate!
Sleep Grips Me
You Ever Fart So Hard Your Back Cracks?
Blonde Queen of the Naked Zambus (Pulp magazines, as ever)
Sorority Slaves
Hazing Hazards
Campus Cannibals
Fraternity Frights
I Was a Spy for Delta Phi
Quote from: bob on June 07, 2022, 03:10:44 AM
Legion of Muck
I'm sure that is a metal band somewhere.
I was a Teenage Lobotomy
TRAVELING SLAYSMAN
The Cuddlesome Slime.
Subway to Hell
Himalaya Shark
1997: Bronx Apocalypse
When Undergarments Attack!
Mutant Monkeys on the Rampage!
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 07, 2022, 03:24:07 PM
2,000 Mules For Sister Sara
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: bob on June 18, 2022, 12:12:16 PM
When Undergarments Attack!
That be my life :buggedout: :wink:
Poo: The Turd That Threatened The World.
The Creeping Lego.
Big Bum Kitties
Redneck in Chainmail
I'm the One Who Shook Up the Soda Can
Snakes on a Sub!
(My alt title for Fer De Lance; it might be in the public domain.)
The Day When Will Animals Go Mad & Try to Usurp Mankind from His Rightful Place in the Universe!
[Note: This movie should feature a narrator which A) Talks in the future tense, & B) Spouts a lot of pseudo philosophical mumbo jumbo. Bonus points if it's filmed in grainy 16mm, copied to VHS, left to rot, then digitized in someone's basement from said VHS copy.]
Skulldiggery.
Night of the Ferrets
Dial C for Catastrophe
Drag Race in Hell Hollow
Shaft in the Year 3099
Who Says a Gorilla Can't Box?
Santa Clause is Watching Your Mom
The Littlest Mortician
Now would be a good time to bring back the beach party movie. Suggested titles:
Beach House Jam Session
Party at the Lake House
Love at Surfs Up Point
The Latrine Queen
The Head Which Lived
The Cursed Eyes
Invasion of the Venus Fly Traps
Grave Mistakes
Alien Dinosaurs Attack!
The Illegal Lightbulb
Laser Raiders
Sweet Smugglers
Star Smugglers
Pirates of the Milky Way
It Ate My Dog!
(Based on the immortal line in the same movie, when the protagonist describes the creature's reign.)
My Psychiatrist Is A Werewolf
Brothers of Flatulence
Slow Children At War
Forum Wars: A New Mod
Forum Wars II: The Trolls Strike Back
Forum Wars 3: Return of the Administrators
Cyborg Slaves of Satan
(checks Twitter)
Damn, taken.
Sharktop***y
I P Nightly
You Are Your Own Teacher
Four Skin Divers.
The History of Now
Ninja Mime
Ninja Mime 2: Silent but Deadly
Bum Bum BUM Bum: Undercover Hobo
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 07, 2022, 12:28:34 PM
Sharktop***y
Well, Nautipuss is a title in Clyde Allison's The Man From Sadisto series. Nice cover art as well.
How To Fall Into The Sky
The Golem Versus Nazi Zombies
Quote from: ER on July 08, 2022, 10:39:55 PM
The Golem Versus Nazi Zombies
Now that sounds cool
I Slept With Elvis: A Bedbug's Story
Vampires Afraid of Blood
The Blue Cheese Cake Society
Children Should play with Dead Things
Pancake Day Massacre
Top Gorn
Revenge of the Pennies!
Romance of the Force: When Jedi & Sith get it on!
The Cult of the Angry Cheeto
WHOREHOUSE OF HORRORS (surely this title must have been used at some point, but a quick search doesn't bring it up)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 19, 2022, 10:24:13 AM
WHOREHOUSE OF HORRORS (surely this title must have been used at some point, but a quick search doesn't bring it up)
Closest I could get was Bordello of Blood.
The Nerd Who Sold His Soul: The Real Mark Zuckerberg Story
I Know, I'm Mister Fish Balls!
HUNTER AND IVANKA: A TWISTED LOVE STORY
Scrotum: The Folds of Terror
The Adventures of Fire Turtle
Skidmarks: A South African Tale of Terror
Deep in the Sweat Game
The Farting Goat
The armpit monster.
The Prince of p**s
Crazy Bat Lady
Quote from: claws on July 20, 2022, 07:14:47 AM
The Adventures of Fire Turtle
I would pay to see that one :wink:
Quote from: claws on July 20, 2022, 07:14:47 AM
The Adventures of Fire Turtle
Alternate title to Gammera?
Professor Lightbulb And His Amazing Two-Wheeled Unicycle
The Yule Ghoul
Santa uses Magic!
Wheelchair Ninja
Casino Royale Plumber
The Incredible Shrinking Amoeba
VirtuaMon vs. CapuMon: Copyright Safe Battle of the Century!
The Double-Wide Outlaw and The Nervous Noose
The Duke and Dutchess of Dookie
Forbidden Permission
Forbidden Permission 2: No Access All Areas
Poo
Poo 2
Poo 3: The Squeeze
Poo 4: Release
Space Babes Vs The Slithering Slobbering Slimy Slugs
A Loogie Worth Honking: A Love/Hate Relationship Love Story
Scream Cheese
Don't Eat Yellow Snow!
Quote from: bob on August 01, 2022, 11:25:29 PM
Don't Eat Yellow Snow!
That reminds me of what Ehren McGhehey did in Jackass The Movie :buggedout: :wink:
Untanned Women
The Armpit Warrior
Nothing Can Stop, the Jerky Man
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
Door to Door Kung-Fu
Nothing Left to Win
Leprechaun PD
Melvin the Barbarian
Thank God It's Thursday
Love on a Zamboni
Cannibal Lawyers
Invasion of the Moose Molestors
Lethal Lava Land
Thrown into a Pit of Worms
Pig with a Chainsaw
Quote from: chainsaw midget on August 20, 2022, 04:19:19 PM
Melvin the Barbarian
Thank God It's Thursday
Love on a Zamboni
Cannibal Lawyers
Invasion of the Moose Molestors
I'd pay money to see those :teddyr:
KILLER PIMP VS. PIMP KILLER
Skinless Ninjas
The Nuclear Nude
The Nightmare Ass Crack.
The Babysitter Who Sat on Babies
My Ghost Ex-Boyfriend
Helpless Brides of Satan's Ice Monster (again, taken from the pulp mags)
Big Bum Zombie Ninjas
Luke Warm Is.... Tepid Man!
Tepid Man 2: Some Like It Room Temperature
Tepid Man 3: The Reasonable Temperature Is On!
Tepid Man 4: Drop It Like It's ≈72°F
Tepid Man 5: Trev's Undies Residue and Spillage 😝🤮
Mr Hyde and an even more Mr Hyde Hyde
Five Fingers of Freedom
Bake Me an Angel: A Christmas Love Story
A Nymphoid Cheerleader in 3000 BC
Redneck Ninjas Find Ecstasy
Hello Mommy, I killed You
The Day Nothing Attacked!
It's Christmas in Edo Japan
Exploding Dinosaurs
The Cloud that Ate People
Sark and the Chasm.
Tea for Three
Halloween Bunny
Hide and Pray
FIFI, THE PLATONIC STREETWALKER
Testicles
Testicles 2: The Squeeze
Testicles 3: Feeling Teste
Juggalo Bigfoot
The Vidiot
Tormented Testicles
Radioactive Bananas go Bananas
Zombie Frost Giants
Midnightmare Man
I'm Paying My Exorcist Bill
I married a moron from outer space.
The thing and I.
It came from Alabama.
Godzilla vs Florida man.
WILD JAYWALKERS IN THE STREETS
WITCHES GET STITCHES
The Mafia's Fun Day Out At The North Pole
a.k.a Freeze A Jolly Goodfella
Cowboys vs Zombies
Lumberjacks vs Zombies vs Tree Huggers vs Undead Rights Activists
Moby Duck
The creature that ate Sheboygan!
Cactus at play
The Bogey Man vs Boojie Boy
Midnight Ninja
Shaolin Pickle Ball
Unusual Stepdad
Bigfoot vs Orville Redenbacher
Ninja in my Pocket
Demon Goat
Hogtied: The Musical!
Hillbilly Asian Valley Girls Go Wild (thanks/apologies to Trini)
Quote from: bob on November 03, 2022, 07:03:33 PM
Demon Goat
(https://i.imgur.com/QWlonbL.gif)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb44e73e393e3f444119725f577c70f7/85169e5e2fcf6231-d1/s400x600/8777b71485a23b0c7712cd0c5198788d598128a2.gifv)
Roast me Tender
Kool-Aid vs. Kombucha Tea
Kung Fu Detention
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 04, 2022, 12:54:49 PM
Hillbilly Asian Valley Girls Go Wild (thanks/apologies to Trini)
No joke, I'd pay good money to see a movie with that title!
Here's some more titles I came up with...
Katana Orgy
Zombi 13: Blood and Hairspray
Crazy Poor Asians
The Hooker of Seville
Cannibal Holodomor
Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge
Escape the Pseudo-Intellectuals
Maggot Boy Conquers Egypt
Ladder 69
Vegan Zombie Barbeque
Zombies in Washington; A Million Talking Heads & Not One Brain To Eat
Star Whores
Quote from: ER on November 07, 2022, 12:47:06 PM
Star Whores
I just
had to google this one..... :bouncegiggle:
Golf Gangsters
Golf Gangsters 2: Albatross Capone
Golf Gangsters 3: Shootin' A Hole In Juan
Golf Gangsters Fore
Zombies vs Valley Girls: Lottsa Blondes, Notsa Brains
Solving Florida's Murders in the Nude
(again from a pulp magazine)
My Yellow Thumb
At Midnight I'll Posses Your tiktok Account
Curse of the Shirtless Waiter
SANTA'S BIG SCORE
The Nude Ghost of Okefinokee
(from Wildcat magazine)
The Land of 1000 Outhouses
Based off a book title I just saw: Mr Poo Goes To Pooland.
I think The Simpsons scored the best bad movie title ever with that swashbuckling classic "The Prick of Zorro."
Rancid Horse Testicles
The Passion of the Heist
Zombie Fleas
The Naked Croissant
Death Odor
Happy Gays
Caligula Reincarnated As Ronald Reagan
Gulag Sex Farm
Hercules Against Goliath
The Outlaw Jeffrey Epstein
The Legend of the Overpass
The Three Stooges in Dolt Force
the 6 'parody horror movie title' episodes from DR. TERRIBLE'S HOUSE OF HORRIBLE:
And Now The Fearing
Frenzy Of Tongs
Scream Satan Scream
Voodoo Feet Of Death
Lesbian Vampire Lovers Of Lust
The Curse Of The Blood Of The Lizard Of Doom
House of Inconvenience and Discomfort
Gigli 2: Electric Boogaloo
Old Ass Hospital Found Footage TUBI Experience
Gay Cowboys From Hell
I Dismember November
Blushing Maniac
Ice Blue Eyes: The Cyclopes Theory
Ice Blue Eyes 2: Double Vision
Ice Blue Eyes 3: Invisible Insight
Beware the Hokey Pokey Man!
It Eats Your Shoes!
The Inescapable Romance of a Hotdog Vender and the Lawyer
Trail of the Man-Eating Shark
Trick or Tragedy
All the King's Male Impersonators
Explosionpocalypse!
Dial L For Large Scale Insurance Fraud
(Broccoli) Spears of Victory.
Grand Theft Torino
Son of the Last of the Mohicans
Illegal Crimewave Of The Lawless Felons
The Three Stooges in Hell
The Aristocrabs
A Bitcoin for your Thoughts
Thanksgrieving
Breakdance Nun vs. Twerking Satan
Charlie Brown and the Temple of Doom
Sysiphus & Sapho go surphing.
Megan's Vegan Vegas Thanksgiving
Mr. Smorenburgh: School Janitor Detective
Blood Planet
Planet of the werewolves.
Planet of the worlds.
It's The Aristocrats, Charlie Brown!
Shy Thighs
Shy Thighs 2: Not So Shy Anymore
Zombies vs Werewolves: an epic battle to see which turns who into what and then back again
Zombies vs Werewolves 2: Bite Me
Quote from: claws on November 14, 2022, 02:03:59 PM
I Dismember November
Dismember November could be an internet challenge for serial killers
Another one from the pulps 'facts from official files': Illicit Lover and the Cruising Cadaver
Quote from: Dr. Whom on November 21, 2022, 03:51:20 AM
Quote from: claws on November 14, 2022, 02:03:59 PM
I Dismember November
Dismember November could be an internet challenge for serial killers
Sounds like a TV show promotion to me.
"Prepare for Dismember November. A different horror movie every Thursday and Friday all November on the WXB!"
Bad Melonfarmers
The Ice Cream Scoop Killer.
The Magic Pants
Gigantic Asses
The Farting Turkey
Vampires vs Zombies vs Nazis
The Sperminator: "Rise" of the Machines
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Melonfarmer
War and Peas
The Dirty Underwear Appreciation Society
Killer Koalas
The Misadventures of the Confused Mimes
Dracula vs Godzilla
Invisible Clothing
Blind Santa: A Christmas Tragedy
Pardon my Stench
Thanksgiving: Resurrected
Jurassic Spark: Dinosaurs vs. Fire
Dead Ho's Society
Cornelia Cameltoe: How To Stop A Manspreader On A Plane
Beige Snowflakes
I Surf On Your Wave
A South African Werewolf In Pretoria 😳
Chris rock around the clock.
Raging bullxxxx.
Anything with 'trump' in the title.
Murder In The Morning, Revenge In The Afternoon
Mrs. Claus: The Woman Behind the Legend
We Can Be Elves
Christmas in Chernobyl
The Christmas Triplets meet Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Christmas Rainbow
Diary of a Christmas Candlemaker
Racing Rudolph
Yes I am Santa
Sour Eggnog on the Rocks with a Twist
We Need To Talk About Your Naughty List
The fart locker.
8 heads in a hurt locker.
Indiana Jones and the lost remote.
Live Action: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Attack of the 50 Foot Baby
Ghoul Patrol
Zombie Beach Party!
ZOMBIEMAN: The super-hero death couldn't stop!
Manos Libres!: Hands-Off Fate!
Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
Quote from: Alex on November 29, 2022, 05:35:56 AM
Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/)
Quote from: claws on November 29, 2022, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Alex on November 29, 2022, 05:35:56 AM
Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/)
Wow. I got the name from a photo of one of the guys from KISS. Never thought it would be a real thing.
Quote from: Alex on November 29, 2022, 11:16:27 AM
Quote from: claws on November 29, 2022, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Alex on November 29, 2022, 05:35:56 AM
Texas Chainsaw Mascara.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/)
Wow. I got the name from a photo of one of the guys from KISS. Never thought it would be a real thing.
It is also a famous line in the movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994). That's where I know it from.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/4145/5014791222_9d029182fa_b.jpg)
Neighbors Ate My Zombies
Zombie Birthday Battle!
Zany Zippers!
Evening of the Undead
Nothing But Gingerbread
Christmas: The Curse of Ebenezer Scrooge
Santa Goes to Hell: The Final Christmas
Honey, We Shrunk The Elves
Another 9½ oz Eggnog
Rudolph in Brooklyn
Nutcracker of Destruction
Bullet For A Beercan: The Bubbas' Bromance
Itchy Genitals: The Scratching 😳
BarfMan! The Hero Who Hides In All Of Us!
Skidmarked Skivvies: A Trevor Tale
Godzilla vs global warming.
Freddy vs chuckie.
Star wars: Attack of the Ewoks.
The Weird Kids On The Block
Santa's Secret Shenanigans
Terror in Aisle 5
Chainsaw Hedge Maze Challenge!
The Santa Claus Holiday Special
Rudolph: He-Deer of Santa
Santa Brings Roses
Au Pair Elves
Eggnog in Bangkok
Marquis de Sade's XXX-mas
Marquis de Sade's The Nutcracker
When The Chimney Got Stuck Up Santa
The Pod People in Pyramids
Frankenstein's Fierce Farts
Even Cowboys Cry
Santa's Beach Party
The Elf That Wouldn't Die
Astro-Reindeer
How to Stuff a Christmas Stocking (Educational Short Film)
Kiss Me Rudolph
Frozen Eggnog
50, 000 B.C. (Before Christmas)
Mistletoe Island
A Good Day to Celebrate Christmas
There's Someone Inside Your Gingerbread House
Santashark
The Pyramid of Fear
Dr. Tongue
Dr. Tongue's Castle of Terror
Dr. Tongue Will Lick You!
The Christmas Creature
Godzilla vs Zardoz.
The recent trailer for the hilariously titled "Cocaine Bear" lends itself very easily to sequels. Just combine a dangerous animal with a drug, and you're good to go. Imagine the franchise possibilities!
LSD Shark
Meth Gorilla
Crack Alligator
etc., etc.
Invasion of the Florida men!
Santa's Magic Glock
Vegan Sharks On A Mountain Top, Wondering How They Got There
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on December 04, 2022, 10:54:28 PM
The recent trailer for the hilariously titled "Cocaine Bear" lends itself very easily to sequels. Just combine a dangerous animal with a drug, and you're good to go. Imagine the franchise possibilities!
LSD Shark
Meth Gorilla
Crack Alligator
etc., etc.
Quaalude Sloth
Pantyhose & Brooklyn: Tales of Flatbush
BIKINI MISTLETOE SHOP
Elves Can't Do It
White Christmas Queen
Can't Stop the Sledge
The Hills Have Snow: Christmas in Aspen
North Pole Hot Tubs
Black Santa
The Snow-Covered Pineapple
Toxic Terrors
40 Feet of Terror: Titanic Toddler
Magic Mushroom Men on Mars
Grunt: The Zombie Musical
The Marijuana Moth
ITO: Identified Terrestrial Object
ET: The Extra Testicle
Quote from: bob on December 07, 2022, 05:06:47 PM
ET: The Extra Testicle
I think that one exists in reality. :buggedout:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2022, 05:12:09 PM
Quote from: bob on December 07, 2022, 05:06:47 PM
ET: The Extra Testicle
I think that one exists in reality. :buggedout:
Wasn't that a Cheech & Chong sketch from Still Smokin'?
The Night Karl Marx Had To Stand In For Santa
The Night Frederick Douglas Had To Stand In For Santa
The Night William Gaines Had To Stand In For Santa
Bonfire of the Manatees
The Night ZZ Top Had To Stand In For Santa
Cyclist Holocaust
10 most popular low rated Christmas movies from the 2020s listed at IMDb
1. Falling for Christmas (2022)
2. Christmas with You (2022)
3. Christmas on Mistletoe Farm (2022)
4. A Royal Corgi Christmas (2022)
5. Christmas with the Campbells (2022)
6. When I Think of Christmas (2022)
7. A Castle for Christmas (2021)
8. Angel Falls Christmas (2021)
9. A Christmas Mystery (2022)
10. A Hollywood Christmas (2022)
Apparently bad movies don't need sexualization of or gross out words in the title :teddyr:
Quote from: claws on December 08, 2022, 06:57:27 AM
3. Christmas on Mistletoe Farm (2022)
that place sounds a bit redundant the rest of the year round, just saying
It Never Snows But It Thaws
Jodorowsky's Blazing Saddles
Arachnoid Octopede Spiders From The Place Where They Originate From
Grave Robbing Zombies
Stab Me!
The Muted Mime
Frankenbull
Grave Robbers From Outer Space
For Her Eyes Homey
Seven Meals for Seven Zombies
Plants go Berserk in Weeds Gone Bad!
They Come to Earth for One Thing: Mars Needs Cheerleaders!
Terrifying to the Bone!
Quote from: bob on December 10, 2022, 11:49:27 AM
Seven Meals for Seven Zombies
Plants go Berserk in Weeds Gone Bad!
They Come to Earth for One Thing: Mars Needs Cheerleaders!
Terrifying to the Bone!
Zombies ate my Neighbors!
The Girl Who Travelled Forward In Time, Day By Day.
Sun, Surf, Sand... and Skull?
Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror
No P In The Ool
Insect Inside
Santa e Santo: la lista traviesa
Salty Christmas
Ornament Transplant
Santa and Satan Swap Naughty Lists
Christmas Buffet in Malta
Holiday Shark Attack
Amityville Gingerbread House
Santa Claus and the Mafia
I'll be a Moose for Christmas
The Man who Stole 3pm
Judge, Jury, and Juggler
Hercules and the Gods of Wall Street
A Vampire in Paradise
Love, Deep Fried Style
Dance or Die
Santa's Blue Suit
The Man From Somewhere Over There
All I Want For Christmas Is My Dignity
Mistletoe Goulash
Carols for Dahmer
Santa is Late Again
Christmas Eve & Adam
I s**t Myself, You May Hear a Chainsaw in the Background
The Hat Adventure
Brady Bloodbath: Alice's Revenge
How Popeye Lost His Eye
Brad's Pitts
Castrati Hitmen
Sherlock Homeboy
Embarrassing Bodies, The Royal Family Checkup
Paws
Nothing But Tits
Little Orphan Randy
Psych-ho
Hairy Squatter and the Occupied Vacation House
Alexander Ramilton: A Very Adult Musical
American Psycho: The Tom Cruise Story
Quantum of Soreass
The Thin Red Lion
Pump Friction
A Manson Family Christmas
Six Hours of Jar-Jar
How to Wrap a Christmas Gift with Nicollette Sheridan (Educational Short Film, 1991)
Santa's Fight Club
Spray Snow Maniacs
Elves with Knives
Anna and the Christmas Bully
Santa's Surfboard
Santa's Shoe Laces, 'cause, y'know, he might hafta change into his work shoes
Santa's Enchanted Toilet Paper
The Sticky Bandits
The Saint Patricks Day Slaughter: Leprechaun with a chainsaw!
Break Arse Pass
Dat Ting You Do When You Go Poo
The Assassination Of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer By The Coward Santa Claus
Santa Claus And The Hitler Youth Conundrum
Insomnia is Waiting
A BOINK TO REMEMBER
The haunted lightbulb.
Hour of Indecision....I Think
Cabbage Night: Churchill in the Loo
The Pope Wins the Lottery
Jason and Freddy the Romance
Four Beheadings and a Funeral
Fright Night at the Opera
Daffy Duck Soup
Star Trek the End: Kirk Wears A Red Shirt
Snakes in a Christmas Tree
Santa meets Pinocchio
Flush Twice for Help
Gremlins 3: The Last Temptation of Gizmo
An Insult To Dracula
A jar jar Christmas.
The ewoks strike back.
World of the wars.
Dracula's Handbag
Tarzan In Tokyo
Dracula '69: Dracy Likey, Baby!
Rich People On Weekends
The Booger Collector
Where the Red Fern Growls
Skeletons In The Water Closet
Gridiron Terror!
The Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Candy Cane Chaos
War of the Words
The Haunting of a Spooky Shoe
Kung Fu Politics
Political Kung Fu
Holiday Bromance
Twerkin' Around the Christmas Tree
Molasses from Outer Space
Evil Snow Angels
Candy Cane Killer
Santa Skipped Eboli
The Bionic Rabbi
The Trees Are Getting Closer
Speak Now, Or Forever Pod Your Peas (Uprising Of The Vegetable Pickers)
Santacalypse Now
KramPus
Friday After Christmas
Christmas Sandals
The Christmas Cat
A Christmas Candle for Thomas
Santa's Secret Santa
SnoWoman
SnoWoMan: Tale of a Frosty Gender Bender
There's An Eyeball In My Toilet
Santa Put It Together Wrong
The Candy Cane Killer
Snowmen Melting in an Open Fire
The Rapid Reindeer
Campus of the Damned: Where Opinion Is Fact
Window Licker
Window Licker 2: Taste The Pane
Sharks On Weed
Sharks On Weed 2: The Munchies
The Stranger Wore Plaid
The Man In Plaid
Plaid Sunrise
Empire Of The Plaid
Plaid Magic
The Plaid Slime
Lair Of The Plaid Worm
The Plaid Angels
Plaid Sonja
A Clockwerk Plaid
Big Santa in Little China
Sinister Santa
Frosty Freezes
Are You, You?
Holes: A Love Story
Barney The Barbarian
Strip Nude for Santa
Shaving Santa
Cream Cheese & Ginger: Cooking for Santa
Ho Ho Holy Night
The Christmas Fart
Santa's Shlong
Killing Rudolph
Elf Cookies: A Strange Delicacy
Blood Stained Stockings
"CHiPs" in chaps
We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other
(stolen from the Young Ones "Flood" episode)
She Looks like an Open Autopsy
The Night Santa Cried
Santa Doesn't Come Here Anymore
Son Of Santa
Santa Comes Down the Chimney
Santa Cums Down the Chimney
The Ghost of Santa
A Year Without Years
Neatness Counts
Mark of the Yeti
Hide and Go Shriek!
Quote from: bob on December 24, 2022, 11:37:18 AM
Hide and Go Shriek!
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71zUSnYR8sL._SY445_.jpg)
1988 slasher. It is indeed bad.
Crock O'Dull Drunkee 😳
The Sins After Christmas
Underwear for all Seasons
Santa's Skidmarks
The Boxing Day Box Cutter Slaughter.
Crazy Cheese Curds
Revenge of the Leftovers
The Murderous Christmas Tree
The Cult of Dirty Underwear
Ghosts on Guitars
The Toilet Sneeze
Cave Cats
Santa Slays Shaft
Farting Flowers
The Uncomfortable Clowns
No Viagra For Old Men :buggedout:
Dirty Stinky Harriett
Magdum Force
The Eewwforcer
Bum Impact
The Dud Poo
The Neuterberg Trial: Bob Barker in Canine Hell
House of the Floating Flutes
Where Did all the Toilet Paper Go?
Quote from: bob on December 29, 2022, 05:56:37 PM
Where Did all the Toilet Paper Go?
aka How the Coronavirus Created a Toilet Paper Shortage
Radioactive Rubber Rabbit and Bionic Bunny
Outer Man! The Super Hero Who's Not Allowed To Work The City Due To Union Reg.s
Gas from Uranus
Gas from Uranus 2: It's Laughing Gas
Gas from Uranus 3: Giggles Commence
Washing Whales!
The Deep-Fried Christmas Tree
Dirty Movie: The Chronicle Of A Janitorial Crew At A Laundromat Next Door To A Car Wash
United States vs One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton
South Dakota vs Fifteen Impounded Cats
One 1958 Plymouth Sedan vs Pennsylvania
These are actual real life court cases, but they have so much potential as bad movie titles.
Groundhog Day 2: The Christmas Loop
55 Candles: Sixteen Candles 2
Goatbusters
The Conjuring 4: Paranormal Statue of Liberty
QuoteGroundhog Day 2: The Christmas Loop
And it's inevitable Asylum knock off,
The Christmas Day Groundhog.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on December 31, 2022, 04:41:21 PM
And it's inevitable Asylum knock off, The Christmas Day Groundhog.
:bouncegiggle:
Happy Blue Year
Haunted Skirt
2020: The Year We Didn't Make Contact
The Last Mall on Earth
Avalanche Zombies
Demon Ski Racer
DisFigure Skating
Aspen Slopestyle Massacre
Standard Poops
The New Years That Almost Wasn't
The People vs. Larry The Cable Guy
Farts on Fire!
Even Cowboys Eat Camels
My Own Sergeant Idaho
Bigfoot on the Moon
My Shredded Valentine
Ice Skating Date
Ice Skating Date 2: Synchronized Love
Ice Skating Date 3: Sit Spin Romance
Elvis Impersonators From Mars
The Proud Society of Hair
The Devil Did Drugs
A FREE TRIAL SUBSCRIPTION TO MURDER
Yo' Mamma Of Invention
Buy One Booger Get One Free 😝
Hammer's House of Hoarders
The Vampire BJ.
Sharks in a Western
Misterjaw: The Movie
Martian Muffins on the Moon
Vampires in Vietnam
Sharks On Vacation In Etosha
Running with a Runny Nose
Café Mars
Blaupunkt Conspiracy
Can I Go Swimming with Penguins?
Quote from: Alex on January 08, 2023, 05:07:40 PM
The Vampire BJ.
aka Erotikill (1973)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZmCoDvom.jpg)
An American Werewolf in Joan Lunden.
THRILL JILL
Trevors Thong Vs The World.
Poop-stained Pumpkins
Disco Dancing Dracula
The Underground Overlord
Stephen King's That/They/Them
Wash It Off
Slaughter of the Easter Bunnies
The Christmas That Never Ends
Waiter, there's a Midget in my Soup?
Quote from: bob on January 10, 2023, 07:23:26 PM
Disco Dancing Dracula
aka Nocturna (1979)
(https://i.imgur.com/q8BdiIAm.jpg)
Henry Herman's Horrible House of Hubbub
Sand Sharks
The Foreign Rectal Institute
The Giant Gerbil Invasion
Happie Sharks Smiling For The Cameras
The World's Smallest Giant
Toupet Squad
Not Without Parmesan
Escalator to Hell
Unpaid Thrills
Tales of Covid: The Tulsa Toilet Paper Riots
Tales of Covid II: So Tired of Scrabble
Tales of Covid III: Take This Mask and Shove It
Tales of Covid IV: Back to Work Already?
Tales of Covid V: Wrath of the Anti-Vaxxers
Tales of Covid VI: The New Normal Bites
Tales of Covid VII: The Lurking
The Bathroom Diaries
The 7th Cheerleader
Monkey Cop
Dead Quest
Maniac Master
Primal Snow
Flatulence Flattery
Sandy Sand
Interchangeable Heads
The Spleen That Roared
Kidneys of Chaos
The Killer Colon
Big Foot on Marks
When Clouds Attack!
The Multivitamin Bowel Movement
Collect the Monkey Part 206: THIS TIME WE MEAN BUSINESS!
Take a s**t on Us!
Straight to the Colon!!!!
The Computer that Ate Compton
Is it Safe to Leave the Bathroom?
The Cursed Cookware of the Kitchen Kittens
Appetizing Afterbirth
From the Double-Oaf-Seven Collection:
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Octomommy
No Time To Pi
Diamonds Are For Members
GoldenThigh
From Russia With the Clap
The Spy Who Twerked Me
For Your Guys Only
The Man With the Golden Bun
Prat Fall
Poontaker
Casino Royale with Cheese
Almost Never Say Never Again
Underball
'Spect Her
The Living Gay Tights
You Only Lift Rice
Yes, Dr. No
Low Blow in the Dojo
Snyffles the Skateboard Skunk
Mousse au Chocolat for Django
Paris When It Drizzles
It Craps As Much As Your Doggo 😳
The Stinky Crotch
Shut Up and Shave Your Balls!
Feeling Groovy, like an Old Porn Movie
The Advanced State of Decomposition
Life of Pie :wink:
Stoplight Sushi Lunch
Combat Honeymoon: I Married a Stuntman
Zombie Librarian
101 Stress-Reducing Activities You Can Do at Home (Educational Short Film, 1957)
Ghosts of Dinners Past
The Millon Dollar Feather
The Haunted Underwear
The Violent Mime
The Surfing Segull
Deliver Me Some Evil
I Can't Fight This Feline Anymore
Nightmare in Ohio
Death by Cactus
A Troll in Central Park
Sky Sharks
The Cow People
Zombienado!!!!!!
In Russia Vodka Drinks You
Quote from: bob on January 16, 2023, 11:00:38 PM
A Troll in Central Park
Sky Sharks
(https://i.imgur.com/QJwXZznm.jpg)
Not good but there are worse.
(https://i.imgur.com/rkPsOAem.jpg)
Yep, pretty bad movie.
Internet Police: Tweets of Lies
Internet Police 2: Stolen Memes
Internet Police 3: Return of the Forum Troll
Internet Police 4: Facebook Jail Fugitives
Internet Police 5: Cancel Culture Conspiracy
Quote from: indianasmith on January 14, 2023, 07:51:35 PM
The Killer Colon
That would be the breakout character from Braindead
IMMORAL ALIENS
What a Lovely Day for a Lobotomy
Verify Your Humanity
Hollywood Parts
Gay Sharks Spring Break
Tara, the Tampon Explains Menstruation (Educational Short Film, 1974)
Paris Hilton: Making Glitter Cupcakes for the Homeless & Needy (Self-Promotional Short, 2006)
Defel: Cantina Alien - A Star Wars Origins Story (Disney+, 2024)
Netflix & Chili (Netflix in association with Kettle & Fire ® / Digital Marketing Campaign, 2025)
Incredible Edible Underwear
Animal Breeding Habits
Bad Fish & The 10,000 Whimple Heist.
Piranhaquake
Cats With Issues
Christmas Odor
Menacing Mimes from Mars
Attack of the Killer Babies
Quote from: bob on January 20, 2023, 08:00:17 AM
Attack of the Killer Babies
aka It Lives Again (1978)
(https://i.imgur.com/pI68IEel.jpg)
Don't mind me, just having too many deja-vu's or something :wink:
Zombie Sinkhole
The Nun Who Blessed Our Dinner
Killer Sloth
Strawberry Earthquake Milkshake
Pickles: The Musical!
Do You Want Fries with that?
Nude Nuns on Neptune
Dark Restaurant Horror
The Endless Train Videos.
It's Raining Blood
The Avocado Avalanche
The Crawling Pineapple
The Flying Mouse
Mark of the Bloody Bloodstain That I'm never Gonna get out of my favorite shirt...
The Year of the Soiled Under Garment 2: A Stinky Sequel
The Nun Who Ate Our Dinner: The Nun Who Blessed Our Dinner 2
Atomic Rickshaw
Flashdance 2: Macarena in Romania
Exploding Whales
The Toxic Toads
The Underwater Caveman
Ajvar: The Way of Relish
The Pale Blue Toast
Glass Opinion
Indiana Jones and the Dial Tone of Density
THE EXPLODING NUN
Jesus Wept: The Musical!
The Nun Who Came to Dinner: The Nun Who Blessed Our Dinner 3 - Prequel
Jesus is Green
Hamburglars
STFU, Sifu!
Return of the undead circa 80s comedians.
Legal Briefs: A Day in the Life a Lawyer's Underwear
A Celebration of Elephant Dung
Melting Snowman: A Miserable Fate
Army of the Aunts
The Slow Day at Work.
The Humming Horror
New Year's Evil 2: Happy New Fear
Gene Simmons: Letter Etiquette - How To Lick Envelopes and Stamps (Educational Short, 1978)
I Sigh For Apple Pie
Above the Boardwalk
Obi City: Land of the Wide
Origami with Nancy Reagan (Educational Short, 1981)
Shallow Crreek Witch
Tip-toeing Through Graveyards
Ménage à trois on the Moon
Das Reboot
Porn Stars Sing The Blues.
Tales of the Three-Breasted Woman
Bloodbath at the Swimming Pool
Frankenstein's Meatballs
Too Scared to Swim
Quote from: Alex on January 28, 2023, 08:04:55 AM
Porn Stars Sing The Blues.
Porn actor John Leslie had his own blues band, the John Leslie Blues Band
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWxIc4-OIc#)
1970s porn star Andrea True didn't sing the blues but disco and had a bit of success.
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ_QUh0lmj4#)
From the tedious mind of famed director Angus DeWitt's screenplay-writing urologist came the most unnecessary and annoying 26-film series in motion picture history.... The Alphabet Assault!
Andy's Assignation Angers An Antelope
Betty's Belligerence Bullies Brad
Curlow's Cantankerousness Cuts Curtis
Dafni Defeats Drow Duo Drinking Dewar's
Elvis Empties Elivira's Entropy
Freida Forgets Fergus' Fritos
Gregor Gulps Greg's Gallstones
Hyram Hits Hilda's Hymen*
*In 3-D.
Isabell Irritates Issac's Irises
Jerome Jinxed JarJar
Kay Killed Karate Kid Kenny
Linda's Lynx Licked Leonides
Matthew Mayes' Munitions Mixup
Niles Nodded, Neal Nabbed Nellie's Nethers
Opie Oopsed Onto Otis's Orifice
Paul Petered Patricia
Quentin Queried Quietly
Regina Realized Results Ran Roughshod, Rogering Rex's Rear
Sam Sent Smeagle Sailing Sewerward
Trixie Tongued Toni's Toes
Ulysses Ululated Uselessly
Vera's Virginity Veered
William Went Wee-wee While Wailing Welsh Warbles
Xavier X-rayed Xala Xalier Xalti
Yeltson Yakked, Yekaterinburg Yodled, Yeezus Yawned
Zara Zipped Zack's Zenis, Zack Zzzzz'd
(Note: Angus DeWitt's urologist lived the remainder of his life in Aunt Fanny's Home For the Self-Indulgently Insane.)
Honor of my Wife (Lifetime Movie based on the slapping incident at the 2022 Oscars)
Help! My Husband is German
Our Teacher Knows Karate
One-Pot Love
An Ice Hole
A Big Ice Hole
A Big Hairy Ice Hole
A Big Stinky Ice Hole
Why Did You Throw My Dog into a Big Stinky Ice Hole?
Quote from: claws on January 28, 2023, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 28, 2023, 08:04:55 AM
Porn Stars Sing The Blues.
Porn actor John Leslie had his own blues band, the John Leslie Blues Band
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWxIc4-OIc#)
1970s porn star Andrea True didn't sing the blues but disco and had a bit of success.
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ_QUh0lmj4#)
You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track
Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 01, 2023, 01:56:46 AM
You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track
Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that :teddyr:
It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music :twirl:
Quote from: claws on February 01, 2023, 06:01:18 AM
Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 01, 2023, 01:56:46 AM
You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track
Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that :teddyr:
It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music :twirl:
True.
One of the things I used to like about Eccentric Cinema (R.I.P.) was the downloads page...
Some of the eurotrash theme songs ranged from corny to classy, & sometimes made good buffer music when I was at WRIR...
A Complete History of Music Used in Porn
Quote from: claws on February 01, 2023, 06:01:18 AM
Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 01, 2023, 01:56:46 AM
You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track
Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that :teddyr:
It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music :twirl:
As someone who has Alex Puddu's Golden Age of Danish Pornography in his playlist, I have to agree (those are fake 70s style soundtracks though)
Shark Cooties
The Never-Ending Bowel Movement
I Want to Fry Up an Eagle!
Santa's Spankings
Poison Pumpkins
Babes with Bayonets
Amityville UFO
Rabies on a Wet Afternoon
My Digital Pen Pal
Rapping with Dentures (Educational Short, 1991)
Buzz Kill
Flesh Eating Worms
aka Squirm (1976) :wink:
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjJlODYzNGItOWZlMS00Zjk3LTliZDItNmU5MTFmZGE3NmY2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_.jpg)
Killer Kites
Scream Queen Cream
The Flacid.
Perfect Head
Abbie Isn't Normal
Wonka's War: The Story Of How A Man With A Flying Glass Elevator & Some Exploding Candy Started World War Three
Goat Soup!
Atomic Green Marshmallows
Defining Gravity: Space Mission with Breast Implants (Playboy Productions, 1978)
Subway Cookie Thief
The Snow That Didn't Melt
Muddy Sissy
More Crap You'll Pay To See
Punch Your Lunch: When Food Becomes Your Enemy (Medical Short, 1977)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Spelling Bee with Me! (Educational Short, 1990)
Don't Turn Left
Ghost Waitress
Zombie Hubbub
Life's Distinguishable Aroma
Concussion Junction, What's Your Function?
Vampire Jaccuzi
Lust of Venus
Rebel Planet
Red Hot Skeletons
Ghost Squirrels!
Haunted Winter
House of the Dinosaur
No Igor Allowed
Hey, Werewolf!
The Lonely Dead
Ignore the Screen and Just Make Out
Megalodon vs. Piranha
The Little Rascals Versus Zombies
Nudity Control
Figs Stutter in Little China
Lava Zombies
Amityville White House
Shaquille O'Neal: How to join a Knitting Club (Educational Short, 1996)
Blue Moose on the Loose
The Cursed Invisible Zombies
Rapid Chickens
A Salute to Salad
Corn Maze From Hell
The Wise Old Shoe
Red Neck Beer Cans
A Kiss Before Matzo
Garlic Chewing Gum
The Seven Spleens of Eve
Free Weed Playhouse
That Was Not Porn, And Other Lies She Told
The Colostomy Bag Has Risen From the Trash
The Return of the Hairy, Scary Bear
Men Are Fromage, Women Are From Cheeses
The Horribly Nice Day
A Tribute to Garbage
Quote from: bob on February 13, 2023, 07:13:00 PM
A Tribute to Garbage
The band, or domestic refuse?
Monday the 13th!
When Hairless Met Salamander
The Lucky Laxative
Wrath of the Tree People
The Saggy Butt of Dr. McWhatwhat
Centimeter Versus Inch: Now It's Personal
Dennis the Menace Is Missing
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Pimp On Da Warpath: Fat Albert Smash My Ho!
Day-For-Night Of The Undead Living Dead
TIT: Stephen King's IT goes porn!
Just A Wee Bit Dead
The Sweet Smell of Sand
Dracula Meets Pennywise
BerZerk, the Frowning Clown
The Great Grape Escape
Trump is the new Orange (Propaganda Short, 2018)
Pinoa After Midnight
Ass Wednesday
This is One Fine Day to be Nude
s**tting Snowmobiles!
Lusting for Blood
Quote from: ER on February 17, 2023, 07:34:07 AM
Ass Wednesday
That one must exist somewhere
Also
I Was The Masked Man In Your Pornographic Movie
(from an actual pulp magazine)
Jesus and Mary Chain in Concert: Your '90s Shame Returns
The Exalted High Cucumber Of The Cult Of The Crusty Crimson Crapper
This Weiner's For You
Shih-Tzu-Phrenic
Love Notes of a Pimple Popper
Terrorium
The Night Crier
Bio Gnome
The Fog in the Attic
A Saturated Saturday on Saturn
Don't Open the Bottle
The Slutty Chicken
The Legend of Johnny Fish-Down-His-Pants
Outhouse of Love
Hawaiian Beach Ninjas vs the Bikini Samurai
Bikini Girls Go to Hell!
Night in the Laundry Mat of Doom!
Satan Changed the Oil in my Car!
Tales Guaranteed to Make You Say "meh... decent enough."!
Rabbit Rangers go to War!
Rabbit Rangers go to Space!
Rabbit Rangers go Someplace Cheap!
Porn has been discriminated against for too long on this list, so I give you.....
Colonel Slanders and Cornholed McDonald in: Two Thighs Gettin' Some White Meat
Still mining the neglected "adult" end of the bad movie industry, Smurfette and Bouncy The Keebler Milf star in: Try My Juicy Pie!
Underwater Underwear
Cocaine Tiger
Cocainenado!
Cocaine Mosquito
Cocaine Bat
The Cocaine Fueled Vampire
Don't Meth With My Sister
The Burping Waitress
Uranus Jesus
Desert Dessert: Outdoors Survival Guide (Educational Short, 1986)
Cyber Vampire
Lava Shark
Cocaine Shark
The House of a Million Air Fresheners
Rotting Flesh in Space
There's Too Many Ostriches
Zombie in My Freezer
How to Tuck in a Shirt (educational short)
The Dog That Demons Fear
Let There Be Hats!
The Screaming Skull on Saturn
A Stinky Adventure: Escape from Uranus
The Human Head of Lettuce
Ding, Dong, Ditch --- DEAD!
A Beginners Guide to Buying Insurnace (Educational Short)
The Lust-Mad Raid of the Cycle Bums (from Man's Daring Magazine, I don't know what to make of it either)
Terminator Vs Robocop Vs Pee Wee Herman.
Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 20, 2023, 03:35:33 AM
The Lust-Mad Raid of the Cycle Bums (from Man's Daring Magazine, I don't know what to make of it either)
one of the best yet!
Quote from: Alex on February 20, 2023, 05:21:54 AM
Terminator Vs Robocop Vs Pee Wee Herman.
what are the odds...
http://youtu.be/ETFHeMSIMGc (http://youtu.be/ETFHeMSIMGc)
Nixon Picked Nick to Picnic
Again from the pulps
I Was Doomed By The Monkey Gods
Suicide Squad of Fantastic Frogwomen
Highway to Nowhere in Particular!
I ran to Jupiter
Lunch for a Vampire
Tiger in Venus
Stone Cold Beethoven
At Beddie-Bye Time, BETTY BITES!
The Bone Eater
Blankula, The '70s Punk Rock Vampire
The 3-D Greatest, Bestus, Most Wonderful, Awesomest, Super-Dooperest Movie Of All Time Ever Made, We Triple Swear On Our Grandma's Grave, Plus Infinity Plus Another Infinity, Plus One: Part II
Blackfish 2: Tilikum with a chainsaw!
Quote from: bob on February 20, 2023, 07:28:39 PM
The Bone Eater
That's a Jim Wynorski movie from 2007 😊
Quote from: bob on February 20, 2023, 07:28:39 PM
The Bone Eater
from what I read it is pretty bad indeed
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/910jF6YdKsL._SX300_.jpg)
How to Put On an Adult Diaper (Educational Short, 2002)
The Sleaze You Sneeze: A Smell Fetish Porn Guide (Promotional Short, 1989)
Hiking for Beginners: Hiking Without Socks? (Educational Short, 1998)
Wellness for your Goldfish (Educational Short, 1975)
Underpants Now!
Godzilla tries to tiptoe through a cow pasture.
Revenge of the Revengers
You Can't Leave
THE TREE THAT KILLED
(And, inspired by the success of COCAINE BEAR:)
METHAMPHETAMINE MONKEYS
LSD LEMMINGS
OPIOID OCTOPI
HEROIN HIPPOS
Quote from: indianasmith on February 24, 2023, 10:04:30 PM
THE TREE THAT KILLED
Would those be the Night Monsters or the Tabanga?
The Cupboard Dead
Mist of the Floating Spirit
Toilet Séance
Jurassic Parkour
Stageroach
The Voice of Peri....
The House that Makes You Get Old
Will the Real Voice in Your Head, Please Stand Up?
When the Theremin starts
Winnie The Pronoun
Toxic Masculinity Spill
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Even Ghosts Gets Horny
aka Ghosts Can't Do It (1989) co-starring Trump :buggedout:
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYWVlMWEwNTktN2Y3Zi00ZDEyLWI0YWYtOWZjMmY1MWFjMGI2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjExODE1MDc@._V1_.jpg)
The Sleep Habits of Vampires
Turdmaggedon: This is going to be one deep impact!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Underpants Zombies
SUSPIRIA IN SPACE
DR. PHIBES ON SPRING BREAK
ERASERHEAD IN DA HOOD
Many Regrets, No Refunds
Evil Cursed Forest vs Angry Mutant Beavers
Dyscalculia
Dyscalculia 5: The Threequel
100 Final Girls
The Greatest Story Ever Yodeled
The Carpet that Eats
Love For Rent or Lease
Can Santa Clause Do it?
Part Time President
Vampires vs Morning People
Vampires vs A Guy With A Lot Of Feng Shui Mirrors
Vampires vs A Guy Who Works In A Crucifix Factory
Vampires vs Garlic Farmers
Vampires vs A Morning Person With A Lot Of Feng Shui Mirrors Who Works In A Crucifix Factory Situated Near America's Largest Garlic Plantation
Vampires vs The Traveling Faith Healer
Vampires vs Some Bum With A Lot Of Religious Tattoos
Dracula's Dentist
Dracula's Two-Bit Motor Lodge
I Think the Ghost f**ked My Husband
The Devil's Dentist
The Vengeful Spirit of The Bermuda Triangle
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 28, 2023, 04:37:27 PM
Evil Cursed Forest vs Angry Mutant Beavers
Followed by
Mutant Beavers vs the Tabanga
Disco Music of the Damned.
Quote from: Alex on March 01, 2023, 07:15:39 AM
Disco Music of the Damned.
Disco vs Muzak: A PBS special for kids these days who can't tell the difference
My Grandfather Was A Dalek
Vegetarian Cannibals
Vegetarian Cannibals 2: Children Of The Quorn
The Wine that Whined.
Who Circumcised Roger Rabbit?
Erica Erotica Shows The Rest of Starbucks' Logo
Quote from: ER on March 02, 2023, 03:14:43 PM
Erica Erotica Shows The Rest of Starbucks' Logo
Can't wait to see her portray Virtus from the Virginia Seal...
Dracula vs Pinocchio
Quote from: LilCerberus on March 02, 2023, 09:51:23 PM
Dracula vs Pinocchio
With the climactic scene of Pinocchio lying outrageously to drive his nose through Dracula's heart!
Thingy McDooDah In The Quest For Something Or Other?
Quote from: zombie no.one on March 03, 2023, 11:51:55 AM
Thingy McDooDah In The Quest For Something Or Other?
Followed by The Revenge of McGuffin
Invasive Species
A Carpathian Bureaucrat In Pennsylvania
Curse of the Morning Wood
Stamps From Idaho
Bowl of Souls
Who's Gonna Mow the Lawn?
Werewolf In A Wheelchair
Deep Fried Zombie Brains
Dracula's Doo-Doo
Swimming with Swamp Thing
Ice Storms on Mars
The Mustard Gas Cloud Hoovering Around Neptune
The Proper Way to Stretch (educational short)
Sitar Wars
Flower Power: The Real War of the Roses
Beer-Wolf
Ballerina's from Hell
Don't look in the Outhouse!
Barnyard full of Ninjas!
Revenge of the Kung-Fu Mailman
The Vampire Strikes Back
Renfield of the Jedi
Star Fruit Wars: Revenge Of The Pith
Peter Pan and Captain Hookup
Closed For the Season
Love Enema After 😳
Quote from: Trevor on March 08, 2023, 01:34:17 PM
Love Enema After 😳
Written, Produced, Directed & Starring Michael H. Kenyon...
Invasion of the Breadcrumbs
How to Wipe Your Bum (an educational short)
New phrase I just learnt...
The Worm Moon
Quote from: bob on March 08, 2023, 01:54:39 PM
How to Wipe Your Bum (an educational short)
I need to watch that one :wink:
Assassination Vacation!
The Mating Habits of Vampires (an educational short)
Weresheep: The Ewepocalypse!
Quote from: Alex on March 09, 2023, 08:28:16 AM
Weresheep: The Ewepocalypse!
Oh, that's good! (I resisted saying "not baaaaaahd.")
Night of the Barking Dog
Grandma's Corvette
Jurassic Amityville Cave
Yep (prequel to Nope)
To Fart Is To Live
To Fart Is To Live 2: The People Behind You Are Complaining 😳
Manos 2: Torgo does Texas
To Fart Is To Live 3: Some People Behind You Love the Smell!
Diabolical Donuts
Quote from: Trevor on March 09, 2023, 06:03:00 PM
To Fart Is To Live
To Fart Is To Live 2: The People Behind You Are Complaining 😳
(https://i.imgur.com/KXA4P6jl.jpg)
Surprised you haven't seen this yet. I did and it was a stinker :bouncegiggle:
Vampires Trapped In A Flea, Tick & Mosquito Infested Camp Ground
Quote from: Alex on March 09, 2023, 08:28:16 AM
Weresheep: The Ewepocalypse!
I'm sure the Wallace & Gromit Were-Rabbit would approve
(https://i.imgur.com/uLH3muDl.jpg)
Not sure if he would approve the Were-Bears from Chillerama though
(https://i.imgur.com/LzLgxnll.jpg)
Sloths Don't Run (an educational short)
Ghost Sex
Underwear on Fire!
How to Run a Chicken Farm (educational short)
Ouijah Ghost
Kung Food
Amityville Windmill
2 Cookies 1 Cup of Milk
Oil of Olaf
Something Poopy This Way Comes
Rifles, Roller Skates and Recoil
Once Upon A Sci-Fi Action Thriller Loosely Based On Elements Of Assorted Fairy Tales
rest home found footage experience
Quote from: claws on March 09, 2023, 07:55:59 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 09, 2023, 06:03:00 PM
To Fart Is To Live
To Fart Is To Live 2: The People Behind You Are Complaining 😳
(https://i.imgur.com/KXA4P6jl.jpg)
Surprised you haven't seen this yet. I did and it was a stinker :bouncegiggle:
I thought you were joking about this, but I see it's a real movie. Ke$ha was in this!! :buggedout: :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on March 11, 2023, 06:55:35 AM
Quote from: claws on March 09, 2023, 07:55:59 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 09, 2023, 06:03:00 PM
To Fart Is To Live
To Fart Is To Live 2: The People Behind You Are Complaining 😳
(https://i.imgur.com/KXA4P6jl.jpg)
Surprised you haven't seen this yet. I did and it was a stinker :bouncegiggle:
I thought you were joking about this, but I see it's a real movie. Ke$ha was in this!! :buggedout: :teddyr:
I need to see this now?
S hitter Island 😳
A violent inmate in an asylum runs around crapping on everyone abd everything 😳
Seven Minus Three Is Thirteen
Joe White and the Seven Lady Dwarfs
Elevator Mysteries!
Deathtober
The XXX Honor Student
Near And Farby
Ninja Bee Keepers
Sometimes Crash Test Dummies Get the Blues
Mark of the Cloned Stone
Atomic Easter Eggs from Atlantis
Clapping Without Limbs (Documentary, 1957)
Green Saucer Men? - speculative documentary about life on Mars from the 1960s
The Slug from Jupiter Slowly Getting to Uranus
Alien Out House
Dawn of the Yodeling Nun
ChiroHacktor
Tomb of the Snoring Mummy
Santo vs. Space Face
Snow White and the Seven Dorks
Everything Everywhere Blows up all at Once
Syringe Bungalow
How to Milk a Mule (educational short)
The Lucifer Lawyer
Couch Surfing in the Ocean
The 7 Year Seance
Bongzilla!
Daffy Duck is Quackula
Shedding Cat Man
The Old Age Outlaws
The Nation of Masturbation
The Vagina Dentata Monologues
The Hydes of March
Alice in Lumberland
Illegal to Dance
Chubby Snake
Peppermint Jungle
Radioactive Cowboys from Space
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 14, 2023, 02:15:05 PM
Everything Everywhere Blows up all at Once
That would be the long expected collaboration between Michael bay and Roland Emmerich
Cave, Ski, Nosey, Sneaky, Trick And Witch
(a bunch of winter sports fanatics find respite from harsh weather conditions in a nearby cave, but after investigating by sneaking around one of them decides to play a trick on the others by pretending to be a witch. - as if I needed to explain...)
The Defarted: A Tragic Drama About Farts
Feet Eating Socks: Don't Wear Them For Too Long
Velvet Easter Bunnies in Ecstasy
Rug Burn Chronicles
Her Man's Her Mitts
a woman turns her husband into a very fetching pair of mittens which she wears around the house, and also solves crimes with them. Obviously
Clowns vs Sharks
The High Tech Sword vs The Magic Chainsaw
Strait, White and Far Right
Deploy The Clowns!
PIE!
Pie! 2: Quiche
Amateur Night At The Gun Show
Zombies vs Lepers
The Monk E's
a bunch of benedictine monks discover a stash of extasy pills in an abandoned warehouse just outside Basingstoke - much raving and sinning doth ensue
Gilbert Gottfried Haunts the Wind
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
Leprechaun in Hell
St. Patrick's Ninja Clover
Quote from: bob on March 17, 2023, 06:37:26 PM
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
Seriously?
(https://dvdrparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/gxc668n4xfg683547nxf-scaled.jpg)
The Sky is Melting
Hamlet 3: Hamlet Returns
Spaced Out, Man!: Hippies in NASA
An Ice Cube in the Gobi Desert
Bird Seed: It's for the Birds (educational short)
The Haunted House On Billy's Hill: A Re-Imagining
BoredMan vs Eh, Y'Know, Stuff
The Kailasan Emissary
Poopie Sherbet Surprise
Popeye, The Soylent Plant Worker
Eeny Meeny Miny Massacre
The World is Being Fondued!
Gummy Ghouls Inside Gum-balls
Psychotic Psychics
Carbonate Clowns from Mars
Fists of Pizza!
Gunfight at Sometime around 1:45 - 2-ish
Beware... The Entire Zoo on Cocaine!
Flight 169 Will Not Be Nude
Revenge of the Old Electronics in the back of your closet that you don't use anymore but won't throw away!
Return of the Milkman!
The Postman Always Rings right when you're about to get into the shower!
Lottery of the Living Dead
Castle on 15th Street between the laundrymat and the Taco Shop
Strippers vs Yeti!
Necrophiliac Nerds
The Brotherhood of Dirty Underwear
Quote from: bob on March 19, 2023, 09:09:55 PM
The Brotherhood of Dirty Underwear
That is my secret brotherhood: the call sign is a loud fart and we make squishy sounds when shaking hands. :buggedout: :wink: :wink:
Captain Blood Loss
Helicopters in Hell
Born To Snooze
Flatulence: the Musical
Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2: Spring Break Fever (1991, DTV)
Aunt Sally: Uncle Buck 2 (1992, DTV)
John Bender's Detention Files: The Breakfast Club 2 (1986, Working Title, Unreleased)
Ferris Bueller's Kindergarten Day Off: The Early Years (1990, DTV)
The Poo Lagoon
There's Something Hairy About Mary (werewolf movie)
The Train, The Bridge, The Monkeys, And The Engineer Who Ended Up Needing Several Rolls Of Paper Towel (A Foreign Film That Isn't All That Good & Doesn't Make Much Sense, But The Critics Won't Stop Raving About It)
Kaiju vs A Bee
Star Wars Episode VI: Landspeedering the Sharks
Born to Be Wild Chickens
Tin Mittens
Hammered & Nailed: A Predictable '80s Teen Sex Comedy
Actors Saying Words
Solitaire: The Movie
The Last Mime in Paris
EX-WIVES FROM OUTER SPACE
FRANKENSTEIN ON SPRING BREAK
Puddle Sharks (in a town where the potholes really are "that" big)
Blithering Bumbling Buffoons From Beyond
Waiting For Shoggoth
Waiting For Dagon
Waiting For Yog-Sothoth
Getting Godot: No More Of This Waiting!
Frankenfart
Throw the Baby from the Mountain on to the Pillow!
The Great Pizza Disaster
Sharkula
Again, from the pulps
The Singing Scourge
I can immediately think about half a dozen Christmas hits that would fit the bill.
My latest podcast is titled THE RESIDENTS PRESENT SMOKING CAUSES BLOOD ON THE SON OF ENYS MEN 3: THE REMAKE
The Texas Chainsmoker Massacre
Beware the Frankenstein'ed Mummy of Count Dracula's Werewolf!
The Lotion is Lucky
The Soggy Bottom Boys: Wet Butts the Musical
Frankenfish
Cocanenado!
A Coulrophobic Clown On LSD Amongst Other Clowns
Werewolf in a Silver Bikini
California Kraken
When a Ghost Loves a Zombie
Love Bandito Style
Last Cowboy in Italy
Caught Dead Topless
Codename: Taco Thief
They Don't Let HIM Around Zippers
The Dairy of Anne Frank
Vegan BBQ Horror
The Hyperactive Sloth
Pinocchio Does Dallas
The Wheelchair of Destiny
Quote from: ER on April 04, 2023, 08:24:04 AM
Pinocchio Does Dallas
Pinocchio Does Debbie in Dallas
Baby Hitler's Checkup
Fart Reachers
20,000 Miles of Puke
How To Fly a Kite (Educational Short)
The Never Ending Tire Fire
Troll 4: Monkey Collecting Edition
Kakablanca 😳😉
A Complete History of Underwear (educational short)
The Blacker Hole
The Lady of the Rings
All My Friends Are Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Either
Spermageddon
The Yardstick of Pain: Nun At Makeout Hill
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Of course a few of the crazier things that randomly pop into my head are real movies.
let's try these
Clownnado!
They Conquered the Snowman
Stealing the Shadows
Extreme Ironing!
The Young Granny
William Shatner is Shaka Zulu
Hitler Meets Dracula
Assault on Childhood: Rainbow Brite Does Dallas
Lithuanian Pie
Ghostbusters Busters
Toxic Laundry
Whoopie Goldberg: Still Not Funny
The Good, the Bad, and The Somewhere In Between
The Man Who Could Not Tell s**t From Shinola
Ugly Girls II: The Fours Awaken
Mayberry Confidential
I'm Killing Time While My Son Takes A Test
It Came From Beneath The Outhouse
Outhouse Of Horrors
Outhouse of Frankenstein
Last Outhouse On The Left
Quote from: claws on April 10, 2023, 12:43:54 PM
Dope for the Pope
Now that could be a Cheech & Chong movie, recently rebooted with Snoop Dogg.
Buttshavers
Full Contact Golf
Surprise Chickens!
The Incredible Zombie Circus
The Nude Conspiracy
A Tribute to Corn (educational short)
Eaten Alive By Killer Pigs
Death Orgy of the Leopard Women
(again from the pulps)
A Day in the Life of a Zit
The Surfing Scarecrow
The Festival of Exploding Whales
Why We Flush the Toilet (Educational documentary aimed at children)
The Cowardly Chicken Who Had Chicken Pox
The Woman With Nerves In Her Hair
Gimp With A Goo Gun
Haunted Ouija Board
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 12, 2023, 06:25:58 PM
Haunted Ouija Board
I think I remember an 80s movie like that :wink:
Jane Austen Discovers Sex
The Enigma of Truth
Enemas with my family.
Quote from: Trevor on April 13, 2023, 05:28:40 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 12, 2023, 06:25:58 PM
Haunted Ouija Board
I think I remember an 80s movie like that :wink:
hmm, not sure which one you mean. Maybe I was too busy wearing a baseball cap backwards and saying "radical dude!" while playing space invaders
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 14, 2023, 10:38:50 AM
Quote from: Trevor on April 13, 2023, 05:28:40 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 12, 2023, 06:25:58 PM
Haunted Ouija Board
I think I remember an 80s movie like that :wink:
hmm, not sure which one you mean. Maybe I was too busy wearing a baseball cap backwards and saying "radical dude!" while playing space invaders
Witchboard.
think I have seen that actually.
Witch Bored
Witch Bored 2: Leg Of Newt, Wing Of Bat, Eye Of.... Eh, Whatever.
To Make Increase 1980s Soviet Wheat Production
The Poop's Exorcist 😳😳💩
John Cage's 4'33 the Movie
Quote from: ER on April 16, 2023, 08:33:04 AM
John Cage's 4'33 the Movie
with a running time of 183 minutes
Dr. Maybe
"Too Many Bikinis" (credit: Trevor)
Quote from: ER on April 17, 2023, 08:22:53 AM
Dr. Maybe
Makes me wonder how it would look for a movie to have a hero that runs around in checkered bib coveralls...
(https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_medium/0/3125/8004430-adv39.jpg)
Severed Heads Of The Decapitated
Hillbillies in Paradise
Treasures in the Toilet
Again from the pulps:
Lady, that's my skull
This Movie Will Love You
The Shart of Life 😳
Power Farting: Let the Wind Blow!
The Wright Brothers: Breaking The Wind
Amateur Slut
Satan's Dirty Unholy Rosary
Fish Love (an educational short)
Please Don't s**t!
Chartreuse Minivan Massacre
Spermnado!
Franken Style
The Seventy Spellings of Khadaffy.
Quote from: Dr. Whom on April 18, 2023, 12:04:26 PM
Again from the pulps:
Lady, that's my skull
Oy :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:
The Secret Life of Nipples
The Bionic Rabbi.
Cannibal Youth Basketball
edit:
inspired by: I was in the library and there was a book called "Coaching Youth Basketball" the lettering was red and sort of gory for some reason
Dead Men Don't Bungee Jump
Dracula Samples Lymph
Bloodbath on Sesame Street
Don't Look Down, Your Face Will Fall Off
What Part of the Dog Did You Get?
Zombie Elvis Meets the Archies
Face Melting
The Triangle of Terror
The Electrified Jockstrap
Dr. Seek & Mr. Hyde
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
Dancing Sandwiches
The Land of no Toilet Paper (COVID documentary)
Vegetarian Skinhead Surfers
I'm Alone and It's A Very Boring Day
20,000 League Places Under Arsenal FC
OVIC
OVIC 2
OVIC 3
There won't be a need for OVIC4, will there?
The Monster from the Black Legume
Bees Rushing Where Primates Fear To Thread
Angry Herbivores
Love, Peace, Find John Cleese
Jump Scare
Jump Scare 2: 'Boo!'
Jump Scare 3: Quiet...Quiet...Quiet...Quiet...BANG!!
Cyber Santa
Drunkula
The Brain Inside The Skull
The Skull With The Brain
The Big Bad Brown Brain In A Box
Welcome to Destination f**ked!
Chinchilla Vs Chihuahua!
The Tickle Factory
You And Everyone You Love Will Die Painfully
Quote from: ER on May 13, 2023, 12:03:25 PM
You And Everyone You Love Will Die Painfully
I think you have an obsession today m'dear.
The Hairy Nippled Horror!
The Bum Bleach
The Bum Bleach 2: The Nature of Ow
The Bum Bleach 3: They Don't Pay Me Enough For This Crap
Armed And Enlightened
Evil For Breakfast
Trevor's Unnecessary Noises 😳
BOO!
The Soul Washer
Evilspeak 2: Spell Checker
Kung Fu Kangaroo
Again from pulp magazines
The Radiation of the Chinese Vegetable
Enemas With My Family II: All Cleaned Out.
Chuck Norris Versus Osteoporosis
Trevor: Underwear Enthusiast!
The Haunted Howler
Hard Rock Hillbillies
The Ghosts of Farts Past
The Day Drugs Stopped Working
Bring Out The Lust Slaves of The Nazi's Tunnel of Death
(from Man's Book of June 69)
Autopsy Eaters
Return of Dingleberry diggers
Throw a Student Through Window
The Life of a Fish
Straight Out of Toilet Paper Holmes!
Trouble Squared (aka Trouble²)
Trouble² 2: Double Trouble²
My Weekend With Marylin Manson
You, Me, and Two Cold Quarts of Pee
Sherlock Holmes and the Lesbian Nazi Bikers
Unscrewed
Shark in my Pocket
The Marijuana Mummy
Why You Lying Lying Mime
The Golden Moose
The Bum Snake Handlers.
AI Shark vs Crypto Gorilla
Hell Restaurant
Hell Restaurant 2: Buy One Booger, Get One Free 😳😝
Square Root Canal
The Last Last Dragon: Sno'Nuff, He Came Back.
Ouija Witch
The Devil Made me Duet with Him
Don't Answer The Iron
Eskimo Darren
From a video the class I'm subbing in:
Mice Bake Cheese Cakes
Invisible Alligators Appreciate Calculators
Vegetarian Hippopotamus Evaluating Potato Salad
Undead Saskwatch
tagline: He Died, Yeti Still Lives...
Mike Tyson Reads Doctor Seuss in Chinese
You Fools Are Gonna See This
Living Poet's Society: So Pedantic
Just Juan Moment.
The Ballad Of Ned Buntline And His Not So Secret Weapon
Undead Saskwatch 2: The Abominable Sequel
She Strips to Conquer
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 02, 2023, 04:06:55 PM
The Ballad Of Ned Buntline And His Not So Secret Weapon
Ned Buntline 2: The Measure Of A Man
Ned Buntline's Last Draw: It May Take A While
The Return Of Ned Buntline: Ned Buntline's Third Leg
Nazi Lesbian Bikers on the Moon
A Crypto Bro Christmas
Son Of Undead Saskwatch
tagline: the patter of little big feet
The Mummy: Unwrapped!
The Man Who Bet His Sweet Bippy And Lost
The Mystery Of The Misplaced Apostrophe's
We Swear This Plot Is Original!
Time for some slasher sequels!
Halloween: Micheal Myers in SPACE!
Leatherface: The Hawaiian Chainsaw Massacre
Invasion of the Jason Voorheeses
Hellraiser: Son of Pinhead
The Leprechaun of Auschwitz
To misquote a South African film
Stranglers At Sunrise 😳😉
No Sects Please, We're Inclusive
Stephen Hawking Impersonates the Stars
Beware of the Log!
Two-Legged Bipeds From The Planet Earth
Teenage Zombie Ninja Turtles!
Cocaine Cows
The Exotic Life of Sewer Rats
The House that Ate Nuns
Quote from: bob on June 13, 2023, 09:51:18 PM
Teenage Zombie Ninja Turtles!
I would pay much $$ to see that. :wink:
The Nine-Titted Ninja.
Quote from: Trevor on June 14, 2023, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: bob on June 13, 2023, 09:51:18 PM
Teenage Zombie Ninja Turtles!
I would pay much $$ to see that. :wink:
You can buy the T-shirt
https://tortugapl.bandcamp.com/merch/teenage-zombie-ninja-turtles-black
Quote from: Dr. Whom on June 15, 2023, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 14, 2023, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: bob on June 13, 2023, 09:51:18 PM
Teenage Zombie Ninja Turtles!
I would pay much $$ to see that. :wink:
You can buy the T-shirt
https://tortugapl.bandcamp.com/merch/teenage-zombie-ninja-turtles-black
:buggedout: :buggedout:
I had no idea what was a thing
Teenage Mutant Ninja Girdles
Star Whores: Cici at the '92 Salesmen's Convention
Freaks against Supermen (actually a British pulp novel from the 50s)
Whores of War: They'll do whoever it takes to win!
Trancers Vs Scanners.
The Cotton Mather Story: Part VI
IMMORAL GODS OF THE NILE
The man who stuck his head inside a particle accelerator and lived: A true story.
The Members Have Arisen
MY WEREWOLF IS A PORN STAR!
Whores at War 2: The Submarine Missions or Whores Go Down.
Dead men prefer blondes
^ Some Men Prefer Dead Blondes
The White Boy In The Mother Land
Night of the Living Alive.
Red, White, and Disembowelment
Rip Mye-Headoff: Portrait Of An Unfortunately Named Lion Tamer
The Massive Bubble Phenomenon
The Killer Wore Undersized Sweatpants
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 04, 2023, 12:47:51 AM
Red, White, and Disembowelment
I'd pay $$ to see that :wink:
Dentures, Diamonds and Death (from Detective Tales Magazine)
Butt Sniffers!
THE DAY THE PRESIDENT POOPED
A Splash of Cheese if You Please
Rachael King-Kong
The First Comedian on Mars
Go in the woods, Get and Axe in Your Head
Fast lane to Atlantis
Future Man and the Revenge of Tomorrow!
Geek vs Ninja
The Beast of Flatulence Falls
I Kill 'em cause their Teenagers!
Flying Butt Monkeys (Something I said today after hitting my elbow when I didn't want to swear in front of Ash).
Mother Fishing Dam (Yup, this too).
Irving the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse
Napoleon Invades a Nudist Camp
Luxury Cruise Ship full of Ninjas
The Erotic Adventures of Muhammad Gandhi
Cannibals on Cannabis
Ninjas of the Wild West
Poltergoat! Move over Poltrygiest, there is a new kid in town.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on July 15, 2023, 10:56:46 PM
Cannibals on Cannabis
Cannibals On Cannabis 2: They're Back... And They've Got The Munchies
Stop! or My Granny Will Castrate You
A Bridge Too Fart
The Wild Assault of the Bazooka Blondes
The Plot to Kill a Commie Nude Who Stole an Empty Coffin
Acid Nipple Assassins.
The Cold That Brought A Fever
Bathroom Fart
Bathroom Fart 2: Deadly Echo
Bathroom Fart 3: Somebody Open A Window
Bathroom Fart 4: The Gagging
Bathroom Fart 5: Evacuation
Air Guitar Shark
Not one of mine, but:
The Rocky Horror Muppet Show.
The Bionic Rabbi Verus ISIS: The Bagel War
Jason Takes the Muppets to Manhattan
Quote from: bob on July 23, 2023, 02:05:21 PM
Jason Takes the Muppets to Manhattan
:bouncegiggle:
The Hating
Shaft in Trevor's Underpants!
The Erotic Asylum
The Swagger of an Unrepentant Dentist
Satan's Backyard Banjo
Play the Bagpipes for your Killer
Piglet Pillages Sherwood Forest
The Unicorn Beast
Barbie in a Blender
The Day the Sun Exploded
Satan's Outhouse
The Headless Gondolier
King Arthur and the Quest for Coffee
Teenage Demons Go Surfing
Never Con a Cyborg
Irving Schlumperdoo: Part-time detective
The President's Skull is Missing!
They Came to Earth for Our Dogs!
THE WOKE WITCH
The Other One-Eyed Willie
My legs went wandering but forgot to take me along.
from prominent and influential poster "Dril" on twitter
sniper Billionaire (2024) sniper billionaire must cure his depresssion and anxiety by bagging the ultimate score
The Wolfmannequin
Dave Yeeles is a Big Jobbie.
The Strangler with a Broken Heart
Quote from: Alex on July 31, 2023, 04:33:36 PM
Dave Yeeles is a Big Jobbie.
I know Sir William Connolly so I know what the word jobbie means 😳😉😉
Quote from: Trevor on August 01, 2023, 03:27:59 PM
Quote from: Alex on July 31, 2023, 04:33:36 PM
Dave Yeeles is a Big Jobbie.
I know Sir William Connolly so I know what the word jobbie means 😳😉😉
Ah, but do you know Dave Yeeles?
The Red Wasp That Would Not Die!
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Porn.
9 Hours Past Midnight
HonkyTonk Samurai
Big Rig Drivers of the Old West
A Professional Canadian Hockey Team in King Arthur's Court
Dracula's Deadly Disco
They Call Me Slappy Joe
How to Make an Oscar Winning Film on $500
Sunroof defecaters
Death Metal Festival Massacre
indecipherable lyrics are somehow understood by insane serial killers in the audience who then perform the killings as they are described. Someone must alert the sound man before Carcass hits the stage!
Cocaine Vampire
Got 2 Go P
Sexually Irresponsible: The James Bond Story
The Sympathetic Cannibal
"Once Again, I Still Know What You Did... What Has it Been, Twenty-Six Summers Ago? Man, Time Flies! II"
Accidentally, On Purpose, Maybe, I Don't Know?
By the Thumbing of their Pricks: Macbeth for Dyslexics
The Formicidae Wedding (aka Ant Elope)
The Golden Vampire
The First Vagina (coming of age movie)
The Frozen Nazi at the Center of the Moon
Werewolves from Hydra-Hell
(originally from Planet Comics)
Meka-Tattoo Vs Giant Nipple Piercing.
The Ninjas of Abraham Lincoln
The Man Who Stole Yesterday
Godzilla vs Michael Myers: Tokyo Halloween
Dentists of the Year 2550
Friction at the Dinner Table
Friction at the Dinner Table 2: WILL YOU PASS THE f**kING POTATOES!!!
The Golden Spy Nymphs and their Incredible Bed of Fire
(from World of Men magazine)
Quote from: bob on August 27, 2023, 09:10:15 PM
Friction at the Dinner Table
Friction at the Dinner Table 2: WILL YOU PASS THE f**kING POTATOES!!!
😂😂
Mayberry Vice
Finally their story can be told...
THE ARMADILLOS OF DRACULA!
Legion of Harlots
Volcano of Lust
Friend-Zoned by the Vampire
Atack Of The Kiler Typos
Revenge of the Lesbian Nerds
Beware the Ostrich Polisher
Rouges in Rouge
Grey For Pay
Godzilla vs Satan
The ultimate showdown: El Santo vs Santa vs Satan
Kilted Cowboy
Curse of the Sightless Fish
(again from the pulps. A story set in New Zealand, apparently)
You are the Wind within My Fart
I'm Tired of the Living Dead
Two Dollar Cowboy
Rocket Taxi
They ATE Mars!
Ninjas of the Surf
Mega Flamingo vs Cyber Eagle
Doorway to Pittsburgh
The Y in Ydaho
Trick or Taxidermy
Love at 90 miles an Hour
The Man who finds Rocks
Satan's Roth IRA
An American Werewolf in Escrow
Kaka
Kaka 2
Big Kaka
No Kaka 🥴😝
The Yeti Spaghetti
Mulittool Massacre! Everything he needs to kill fits right in his pocket!
Werewolves and Dynamite
Quote from: chainsaw midget on September 19, 2023, 08:22:23 AM
Ninjas of the Surf
There is a Surf Ninjas movie and video game from the 90s
Satan's Recipe For Egg Salad
I was thinking of a sci-fi adult movie called The Stiffest Sith.
Clown in the Cornfield
The Rise of Mutilation Face
The Cemetery of Hell
555: Prelude to the Number of the Beast
Blood and Iron
The Tooth Goes Out At Night
Aunty Christ.
Crotch Tape Inc.
Johnny Murderseed
The Revenge of Armless O'Neal
The Adventures of Jambalaya Loverman
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo VII: In Space
(for anyone wondering) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
Leave a Sexy Corpse
Angry Oysters
The Christmas Bean
The Devil's Good For Nothing Brother In Law
GARFIELD GETS FELINE LEUKEMIA
Nostrils of Glory
Kramer vs. Emmanuelle
Godzilla vs Emanuelle
King Kong vs Emmanuelle
Rodan vs. Black Emanuelle
The Power Puff Girls Meet Dracula
Jack the Ripper goes Hawaiian
A Haunted House in Hollywood
Murder the Duck
Dragon of New Jersey
The Eight Gun Kid
Atomic Outhouse
Carnivale of Souls
Fatal Ass Crack tion
Divided Waterways Of The Dammed
Christmas with the Undead
Dracula's Laptop
Dracula And The Wet Dog
The Crime, The Crumbs, And The Crummy Criminals
Floyd's On 'Roids: And Educational Slide Show
CvZ: Cannibals vs Zombies
CvZ 2: Zombies For Breakfast
Dancing Lumberjacks aka Logger Rhythm
Naturists On Drugs
Naturists On Drugs 2: Cocaine Bare
THEY SOMETIME'S ONLY COME BACK AGAIN MOSTLEY AT NIGHT (MOSTLEY)
low budget regional horror. spelling and grammar director's own.
Dracula's New Toaster Oven: At Least It's Shiny
Dracula's Mustache
War Pants
No Fingers For Fidgeting
The Warden and the Whip
Catastrophe Wears a Miniskirt
Attila the Hun takes New York, and refuses to give it back!
The Invention of Dracula
The Land where the Mists are Not
The Seventh Sin of Santa Clause
The Creature that Came from the Porta-Potty
Zeppelin of Love
House Keeping Never Knocks
Hell's Wizard Demands Chained Nudes
(again from a pulp magazine)
Quote from: claws on October 27, 2023, 10:06:57 AM
Teenage Mutant Meth Turtles
That was how the new TMNT animated film looked to me: OK but just a bit off. :twirl:
Dr. Jekyll's Traumatic Meth Orgy
It's Raining Men...And The Death Toll Continues To Rise
S.N.Y.Y.R.
a sci-fi/action/horror in which scientists & soldiers spend 90 minutes trying to pronounce this word.....
The Mouse on Haunted Hill
The League Of Ignorance & Apathy Vs The Bother
Do You Have a Pumpkin in Your Pocket?
The Town that Dreaded Hugh Downs
Paddy Field: Ricense To Kill
Paddy Field: For Your Rice Only
Paddy Field: Risottop***y
Robot Mobster
Robot Lobster
Invasion of the Alien Tomatoes
Monster Lobster
Lobster Mobster
SheshNa, The Annoying Queen Of The Jungle
Tone Deaf: The Musical
Quote from: claws on November 03, 2023, 01:34:46 PM
The Thing with One Head
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Thanks: I needed that this morning.
Day Of The Naked Mole Rat
The Dishwasher Who Found A Finger
Groggy, The Man Who Looked Pretty Scary Before His Coffee
The Old b***h Broods in Cold Anger, Her Poison Yet To Spread
Who Guards The Guards, Who Watches The Watchmen?
Vampires of Terrorland
When Aubergines Attack
The Day The Earth Sat Back & Watched, Then Casually Changed The Channel
Star of Deathlehem
(There is a run on horror movies with punny titles like "Violent Night" and "It's a Wonderful Knife," and I want to copyright them first!)
Poultry Panic
Poultry Panic 2: Turkey Terror
Poultry Panic 3: Duck Disaster
Poultry Panic 4: Quail Restlessness
Poultry Panic 5: The Phantom Pheasant
Poultry Panic 6 : Choking The Chicken
The Zombie I love
The Clown God
Clones of the U.S.A.
The Devil's Kung-Fu
Concubines of Frankenstein
Dr. Machete
The Nine Ninja of the Mummy
Amittyville Island
Bigfoot vs Jack the Ripper
To Hell in a Rocketship
Monkeys Crawling Out Of Taylor Swifts Ass.
Mommy, What's A Gravedigga?
Your touch makes me uncomfortable.
He Came In Your Nacho Cheese
MILFs: Mummies Invoking Lotsa Fear
Massacre In Haste, Repent At Leisure
Pretty Machete
1 Potato, 2 Potato, 3 Potato
1 Potato, 2 Potato, 3 Potato 2
1 Potato, 2 Potato, 3 Potato 3
1 Potato, 2 Potato, 3 Potato 4
Invasion of the Low-Motor Skilled Minimum Wage Workers
Momma, Can I Come Out NOW?!?!
The Infection Is Self-Inflicted
The Night I Ran Over Myself
Rotting Away
Rotting Away & Loving It (sequel)
Rotting Away: Falling Through the Cracks (final part of the trilogy)
Is That Mine?
Oh, HELL NO!!
Emmanuelle In 3D
The Human Salt Lick
The Burning Lack Of Context
Santa's Taking a s**t
The Eaten Soul That Still Hungers
Frankenstein Invented The Wheel
If It Kills, Move It
The Unicorn With No Horn (aka 'Horse')
Methane Mouse
Dark Night Of The Amoeba
Patty Cake Patty Cake, Killer Man
The Worm that Ate Washington
Mercenary for Beer
Shoalin Cop
Last of the Red Hot Ninja
Cyber-Yakuza
Kill Tournament
The Devil's Dentist
The Skeleton Gang: Bad to the Bones
Satan's Sofa
Soul Sandwich
Next To Last
Wreck Wee Um For A Toaster
Texas Chain Store Price Massacre
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 23, 2023, 04:51:56 AM
Texas Chain Store Price Massacre
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Normal Creatures
Bum Star
The Incredible Stinking Man
Mary Poppenheimer
An Exorcist, An Inquisitor And A Witch Finder Walk Into A Bar...
The Mud Remembers
Barbenheimer :wink:
It Came From Yonder
From Yonder, It Came
From Yonder, Came It
The Legend Of The Man Who Could, But Wouldn't Recommend It
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter
GunBunnies Get Real
Handsy Man
Code of Farting
Dracula's Other Tooth
Who Wants to Murder My Mother?
Batula
The Adorable Snowman
Egg Man and Sausage Boy!
Remember My Enemies?
Night Of The Moon
Debbie Don'ts Dulles
Gun Bunny Biker Babes With Bazookas
Battle Juice
The Hitman's Yeti
Tom Cruise is Jack Use
The Batman Of Babylon
Apocalypse When I'm Good And Ready!
Assassin of Death
Space Convoy
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 08, 2023, 08:56:21 AM
Assassin of Death
I believe this was awarded the Tautology award, for use of Tautology.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 08, 2023, 08:56:21 AM
Assassin of Death
:teddyr: :teddyr:
That sounds like a Godfrey Ho title :wink:
Manticore Blimey!
Dracula's Robot
The Sound of Mucus
Quote from: the ghoul on December 09, 2023, 10:51:51 PM
The Sound of Mucus
:teddyr:
Christopher Plummer called "The Sound of Music" that :wink:
Gymkaka
Tofu Terror
Empathy For The Living
The Stone Hand
RazorBreath
Christmas in the Crapper
The Honest Racist
Planet Of The Oompa Loompas
Lunchladyland!
Criminal Felony
something a bit different... a bunch of mid to late 80s computer game titles released for the Zx Spectrum, which I think could potentially be bad movie titles
Battle Of The Toothpaste Tubes
Horace And The Spiders
Vampire Village
Beaky And The Egg Snatchers
Grumpy Gumphrey, Supersleuth
Pud Pud In Weird World
The Astonishing Adventures Of Mr. Weems And The She-Vampires
Killed Until Dead
Sergeant Seymour Robot Cop
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 12, 2023, 06:52:36 AM
something a bit different... a bunch of mid to late 80s computer game titles released for the Zx Spectrum, which I think could potentially be bad movie titles
Battle Of The Toothpaste Tubes
Horace And The Spiders
Vampire Village
Beaky And The Egg Snatchers
Grumpy Gumphrey, Supersleuth
Pud Pud In Weird World
The Astonishing Adventures Of Mr. Weems And The She-Vampires
Killed Until Dead
Sergeant Seymour Robot Cop
Horace & The Spiders was one of my favourite games when we first got a Spectrum. Much better than Horace Goes Skiing.
haha, true. I liked the skiing one as well though
except I'm now thinking Horace And The Spiders possibly sounds more like the name of a seedy bar room skiffle group than a movie.
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 12, 2023, 06:52:36 AM
Killed Until Dead
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Lulz
The Martian and the Moron (this is actually from Weird Tales)
VooDoo Varment Stepped In It
I, Rondo
Bullets,
Boots,
Bikes,
Babes,
And Baked Beans
The Good Dog
Midnight Mastiff
Hell's Angels On E-Bikes
* The Butt-Plug Murders
* The Butt-Plug Murders 2: Hamster Time
* The Butt-Plug Murders 3: No Lube for the Wicked
* BPM 4: Exit Wounds
The Spy With His Finger In The Pie
Everybody's Staring
Lock, Schlock, And Bare All
Who, Why, What, When, Where and OWW!!
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 21, 2023, 10:28:47 AM
Who, Why, What, When, Where and OWW!!
Wasn't that Samuel Beckett's last great work?
Son of the Grinch
Pie f**kers: The Musical
Rhapsody In Blood
Life of a Pornstar: When I Walk into the Room, My Pants Fall on the Floor
The Christmas Back Ache
The Christmas Migraine
The Christmas Nosebleed
Adulting For Christmas, starring whoever the heck the comic du jour may be.....
The Abominable Snowflake
Leftovers
Quote from: LilCerberus on December 21, 2023, 02:34:19 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 21, 2023, 10:28:47 AM
Who, Why, What, When, Where and OWW!!
Wasn't that Samuel Beckett's last great work?
gotta confess I don't get this joke...(assuming it is one). but I'm sure it's funny if so :)
Confessions Of A Historically Uncultured Zombie
^Yes, it's a joke.^
Beckett's final play was called, "What, Where"
got it... good one. :thumbup:
Educating Zombie
Lethal Mortality aka Mortal Lethality
Faux-sferatu
Digital Yeti
Submarine Massacre
The Skeletons that Ate Broadway
You can run, but you can't Hyde
Sherlock Holmes and the First Ninja of London
Cyber-Fist: The Punch Maestro
Love Me After I Die
The Ace Who Ate Tanks (from Real Magazine)
Girl Slaves of Gorilla Island
The Cycle Nymphs
F.L.A.P.S. (Female Lust-Activated Pentagon Spy)
Mrs. Mistletoe And The Mystery Of The Missing Mississippi Missionaries
Euell Gibbons And The Donner Party
Zombie Nudist Colony
My Sister Looks Cute: A Hillbilly Romance
Splinters From Testicles 😳
The Ocean, The Sea, And This Bucket I Just Found
Elmer McCurdy
Black Friday Of The Living Dead
Viagra Makes You Go Blind
Viagra Makes You Go Blind 2: Where The Hell Am I?
😳😉🐢
Chabad Tunnel Alien Space War
Planet Of The Epps
EEK! A Tale of Giant Rats
Billy's Bad Side
Overheated teen-age nymphs are looking for you (from Real Men Magazine)
Scum of the earth: Come On!
The Order Of Disorder
If you want everything to go wrong, these are your guys
Quote from: Alex on January 18, 2024, 07:42:00 AM
Scum of the earth: Come On!
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGE1ZGEzNTktNDBiOC00NzgxLWJiMDEtN2IzYzhjNjUwZTI5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQ2MjQyNDc@._V1_.jpg)
Atomic Plop
The bull got into something, & now he's dangerous on both ends...
Fromance
The ultimate story of a '70s dude who falls in love with his own hair
Bats In Therapy
The Wind That Was So Cold It Would Freeze Your Nipples And They'd Crack & Fall Off.
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 21, 2024, 09:14:12 PM
Fromance
The ultimate story of a '70s dude who falls in love with his own hair
I'd watch the director's cut
Ninja Honkey
Hobb's Gobblin's
Nazi Nuns on Neptune
Quote from: bob on January 26, 2024, 10:57:41 PM
Nazi Nuns on Neptune
Inevitably followed by Nazi Nuns on Uranus
Qualifying Kickboxer
Qualifying Kickboxer 2: Semi Finals
Megalodon Vs Megalon
Beans In Space
Frankenstein Finally Gives Up, & Just Orders A Cheap One Off eBay
Things & Things, & y'know, Things
Werewolves and dynamite
Squidward Poops In Bath 😳🛀
Scrotum4skin 😳😉
The Marry, Merry, Mary Downer Show.
The Time Ball
CounterFeet
The Neato Mosquito
Spotsferatu, The Diabolical Dog
Macarena Massacre
The Way Of The Wayward Railway
The Lurker In The Toilet Bowl.
The Lurker In The Toilet Bowl 2: Please Leave, I Really Need To Poop.
Tongue Of The Forest
The Ears Have Eyes
The Mad Hatter Gets Therapy
Witch Watch
The Devil's Doormat
The House Of Flying Flatware
A Witch In A Pickle
The Day the Earth Went Bowling
Bride of Jack the Ripper
Pink Apocalypse
The Deadly Squirrels
Satan's Christmas Tree
Swedish Ninja
The World Before Woman
Zombie Kong
Shakespeare's Revenge
The Fellowship of the Hairnet
Forbidden Bathroom
The Day the Earth Stood in Line
Fat People From Venus
The Tub that Ate Celebrities
Planet of the Moderators
Steve Jobs Haunts My Hole
Sid Hearts Nancy To Death
Imagine: John Lennon Poor, Unknown, Stuck in Liverpool
But I Identify As A Shark, Your Honor
The Baked Potato Mash-acre
Honey I Made The Amoebas Stay Exactly The Same Size
Allen Quay, aka Screwed River
Drunk Ninja Zombie Tittie Bar 😳
s**tty Titty
Cannibal On Campus, aka The Grad-U-Ate
Quote from: zombie no.one on March 11, 2024, 08:38:57 AM
Cannibal On Campus, aka The Grad-U-Ate
I would watch that 😉
Rin-Tin-Tin Goes Rogue
Horse Doovers & Shark Cooties
Insomnia and Boredom, Part 59
Luck Like The News (it's all bad)
Planes on a Snake
The Cheeser The Earth, The Mooner The Flat (an environmentalist tries to save an ever shrinking moon from cheese mining, only to learn the earth is flat)
Haunted Welcome Mat
Jason And The Orgone Nauts
Playboy and the Slime God (from Amazing Science Fiction)
Quote from: Dr. Whom on March 20, 2024, 02:07:51 AM
Playboy and the Slime God (from Amazing Science Fiction)
conjurs an image they probably didn't intend
The Poo Universe
The Master Weed (you can actually read this online)
Dracula Vs The Lobsterman
The Unaliver
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 25, 2024, 08:50:50 AM
The Unaliver
I can't top that one today! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: zombie no.one on March 18, 2024, 09:08:35 AM
Haunted Welcome Mat
Also nice....many possibilities there...
Marathon Switchblade Duel of the Naked Soho Tarts (from Wildcat Adventure Magazine)
Pachisi: The Movie
Redneck Ninja
Redneck Ninja II. This time, he has a banjo.
Rednick Ninja III: Hillbilly Samurai
Redneck Ninja IV: Backwoods Dojo
Enemas With My Family 3: Here Comes the P-anal.
Count Dracula's Greatest Tax Deduction
Beware the Janitor's Wife
Indiana Cleaverman in the Temple of People that Want to Kill Indiana Cleaverman
Hard Ticket to New Jersey
Idaho... or Die!
It's Christmas Every Third Sunday of the Month!
Unicycle Werewolves
The Hobbit's Angels
Quote from: chainsaw midget on March 28, 2024, 05:12:51 PM
Unicycle Werewolves
Followed by Bicycle Werewolves and Tricycle Werewolves.
Hercules Vs Pants
Sharks vs Zombies
Pokebowl Detective
The Alimony Of Dracula
Frankenstupid
Flakenstein
Robin Head
Hallway Ghost
The War that Continued Because the Soldiers Turned into Zombies, Parts I & II
Quote from: pacman000 on April 09, 2024, 10:54:22 AM
The War that Continued Because the Soldiers Turned into Zombies, Parts I & II
That is more or less the premise of the tabletop game Turnip28, isn't it?
Keep out of my coffin!
Perverts and Porn Stars: A Love Story?
Pair Annoyed
Bloody Tofu
I Kill Clowns
I Kill Clowns 2: Slaughter without Laughter
I Kill Clowns 3: Revenge of the Mimes
IKC4
I Kill Clowns 5: Return of the Guy that Kills Clowns
The One And The Two And The Three - A trio of martial arts assassins decide to form a polka band
Dressed For Yesterday
Kolchak And The Rather Ordinary Murder
Quest Of The Ergonomic Sword
Godzilla vs. The Guy From The Hamburger Train
Drink Ninjas Minus Underpants 😳
A Bomb Ate My Robot
The Prince and the Flatulent Wallaby
30 Minutes ... or DEATH!
Subway Superheroes
Faster, Japanese Cartoon Hero! Commit Murder!
Return of the Unliving Not-Alive!
A Penguin stole my Car
I Accidentally Married Nazi Bigfoot
A Fist Full Of Donuts
Life as Underwear: It Stinks!
The One-Legged Vampire
Dark Night Of The Busted Street Lamp
Mommas don't let your babies grow up on the Planet of the Apes.
Pancakes with Satan
Stash Of The Werewolf - The rest of the month, He can't find it
Werewolf In A Womens' Prison
The Lust Spy vs the Orgy Master
(again, from a sleazy paperback)
Dr Bumble and Mr Tried
Count Blankula And Blankenstien
Dracula's Retainer
The Vampire That Bit His Lip
The Colon Cleanser
Late Night With Trevor 😳😉
StarBucket
Digging for Gold: The Life of a Nose Picker
Yakuza Soup With Gun Salad
Why Won't Jesse James Stay Dead?
Murder by Giraffe
Return of the Nice Dead
Football Samurai
Mafia Kong: The Giant Gorilla of Crime
Kung-Fu Laundymat
Dracula ... with a machine gun!
Revenge of the Ghost Cheerleaders
Clown Race
Clown Race 2: Cross Country Kooky
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 18, 2024, 05:02:23 PM
Murder by Giraffe
Murder By Giraffe 2: Long Neck Of The Law
Murder By Giraffe 3: Eats Leaves And Shoots
OT
SNL Digital Short: Giraffes!
https://youtu.be/srMePRL0aIQ?si=xGOtob3dkLiMpk8o
Darby O'Gill and the Insignificant Proletarian Masses
Bigger Than Bigfoot, But Not As Sassy As Sasquatch!
The Ginger Ninja
(https://i.imgur.com/AnWOx1B.jpeg)
Joystick Of Justice
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 21, 2024, 01:28:12 PM
The Ginger Ninja
(https://i.imgur.com/AnWOx1B.jpeg)
I will watch anything with Deckmaills Diegahnn and Stergam Sehgn in it
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 21, 2024, 01:28:12 PM
The Ginger Ninja
(https://i.imgur.com/AnWOx1B.jpeg)
I wonder how YouTuber Ginger Ninja Trickster would feel about this.
(https://yt3.googleusercontent.com/hv1LgxDW-EN9YQvyZ7LYDrZbCfYQGaUoPDosHL0tC-iec-ee8dxhjuFMvZ3TxD9MJCse0r3aPuc=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
Quote from: claws on May 22, 2024, 02:49:50 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 21, 2024, 01:28:12 PM
The Ginger Ninja
(https://i.imgur.com/AnWOx1B.jpeg)
I wonder how YouTuber Ginger Ninja Trickster would feel about this.
(https://yt3.googleusercontent.com/hv1LgxDW-EN9YQvyZ7LYDrZbCfYQGaUoPDosHL0tC-iec-ee8dxhjuFMvZ3TxD9MJCse0r3aPuc=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
Oh no! I sense a lawsuit.
The Crystal with Bird Plumage
When Vampires Lose Their Combs & run Out Of Hair Products
Obscene Message From Space
Flying Saucers At Walpurgisnacht
Mummy Troll
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 23, 2024, 06:11:43 PM
Obscene Message From Space
No doubt followed up by Dick Pics From Beyond Uranus
The Procrastinator
The Procrastinator 2 (TBC)
VooDoo Duck
Great Grand-Niece of Dracula
Ghost of the Corpse
Curse of the Gehenna Tattoo
Bring out Your Undead
Potential Amittyville "Spin-offs". (I apologize if some of them actually exist.)
Amityville Chainsaw Massacre
Amityville Rental Car
Door to Door Amityville Salesman
Amityville goes Hawaiian
Amityville Dracula
A Honeymoon in Amityville
The Amityville Bikini Blow-out!
Amityville vs The House on Haunted Hill
Amityville meets a Brooklyn Gorilla!
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 30, 2024, 11:35:45 AM
Potential Amittyville "Spin-offs". (I apologize if some of them actually exist.)
Amityville Chainsaw Massacre
Amityville Rental Car
Door to Door Amityville Salesman
Amityville goes Hawaiian
Amityville Dracula
A Honeymoon in Amityville
The Amityville Bikini Blow-out!
Amityville vs The House on Haunted Hill
Amityville meets a Brooklyn Gorilla!
I saw a poster for "Amityville Barbi" yesterday so it wouldn't surprise me if they all existed.
That makes me think we really need a Dracula vs Barbie, with a scene of Dracula biting Barbie and getting his fangs stuck in the plastic.
The Muppets Take Manhattan From Jason
Bride of the Stone-Age Ripper
(you really can't beat the 30s pulps when it comes to titles)
Manos: The Handroid
Murda Murda Murda (a Tubi original)
Samson and the Armies of President Frankenstein
King Arthur of Asgard
The Dracula Family Reunion
Bloodlust of the Ballerina
Hero Killers
Phantom of the Moon
Popcorn's Revenge
MILF Manor
The Spectre of the Suicide Swamp
Neptunian Girls Are Of Medium Difficulty
The loquacious goat.
Peppa Pig vs Spider-Man vs Sponge Bob
Druid Gunslinger
The 50 Calibur Shaolin
They ATE Earth!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame... with a machine gun
One Toad Over the Line
Saturday Night Samurai
Irving, the llama that got elected to Supreme Court
The Curse of the Cabbage!
Cat Sheeple
Trapped in a blizzard of mink clad nymphos
(from Man's Story)
Could be a racier version of Sharknado
Anal Probe Adventures: IN NEW BREATHTAKING SMELL-O-VISION
Curse of the Coughing Witch
The Doomsday Doo-Hickey
The Magic Mullet
That Troublesome Creature
The Abominable Postman
Mind Over Mullet
Cowboys and India
Ghost Repossessers
The Mailman always Murders Twice!
Cannibal Delivery Service
Malevila: Mistress of the Morbid
The Infinity Army of Thanatos
Dark Night of the Clowns
Earthquake Badgers
Love is a Many Splattered Thing
Pet Shop of the Damned
Murder Field Trip
Return Of The Boomerang
Enema Man
Frankenstein and the Maids from Hell
The Deadly Disco Demon
Katana vs Machine Gun
Pogo Stick to Alaska
The Thing that Ate Thursdays
Karate Chimp Vs the World Mafia
Quote from: chainsaw midget on July 08, 2024, 09:10:23 AMFrankenstein and the Maids from Hell
The Deadly Disco Demon
Katana vs Machine Gun
Pogo Stick to Alaska
The Thing that Ate Thursdays
Karate Chimp Vs the World Mafia
😂😂
I would watch all of those especially that last one 🦍🥋
Quote from: Trevor on July 08, 2024, 10:06:36 AMQuote from: chainsaw midget on July 08, 2024, 09:10:23 AMFrankenstein and the Maids from Hell
The Deadly Disco Demon
Katana vs Machine Gun
Pogo Stick to Alaska
The Thing that Ate Thursdays
Karate Chimp Vs the World Mafia
😂😂
I would watch all of those especially that last one 🦍🥋
I've always thought Ninja vs Scattergun would be a cool comedy sketch...
Blancula & Blankenstien: 800 And Bored
THE COLOSTOMY BAG THAT SCREAMED
Ninjas On A Sunday
I Only Got One Shirt And Some Bugger Stole It
Jim Kaka 💩😉
The Secret Diary Of An Evil Mad Bartender
Six Legged Santa
Abbie Normal And The Night Of Whatever The Heck It Is
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 18, 2024, 12:48:37 PMSix Legged Santa
tagline:
"itsy bitsy spider, climbed down the chimney"
Six The Twice As Hard Way
The Eleventh Remake
The Curse Of Count Flatula
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 21, 2024, 09:32:11 PMThe Curse Of Count Flatula
Flatula Vs Fartenstein
The House The Neighbors Were Always Complaining About
Kentucky Fried Man
On The 9753rd Day God Made Naked Mole-Rats
Lady Godiva goes to Mars
Shreik! Another Public Domain Horror Movie!
Hunted for Sport by the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire.
The Day Noses Became Illegal!
Ninjas In Plaid
Ninjas In Lederhosen
Ninjas In Plaid Lederhosen On A Sunday Afternoon At The House The Neighbors Were Always Complaining About
The First Spaceship In Joe's Yard
Doomed Nudes in the Circus of Horror (From New Man magazine)
Your WC Is A Locked Room And Only The Janitor Has The Key
* Vasectomy: The Nightmare Continues
* Ass-Crack: The Crusting
* Fidget Spinner from Hell
* Who Soiled Auntie's Undies?
* Infestation! They Crawled on My Pubes
* It Came from Uranus
* Nipple Hunter: Areola's Revenge
* Mary, Mary, F____ing Scary
* Don't Stab Me, You Loony Bastard!
* The House Where the Murphy's Used to Live Until they Moved to Wisconsin
* Pond Scum and Other Tales of Woe
Invasion Of The People Everyone Tries To Avoid
The Age Of, Y'Know, A Bunch Of Stuff Goin' On, & Everything
The F*cking Dead
(this probably already exists, but I am not going to google it to find out)
Sherlock Holmes meets Hercules
Alice in Slaughter Land
Walstreet Cyborg
Bikini Beach Ninjas
Hell is for Orangutans
Night of like, a gazillion werewolves!
Kung-Fu Casino
Beach Monsters And The Beauty Contest
Dark Night Of The Power Cut
Deceptive Minestrone (aka Waiter, There's A LIE In My Soup)
Different Time Zones From Beyond The Horizon
Zombies Having Gas
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet's Hotter Sister
The 13 Victims of Hercules
John Henry Cyborg
Sherlock go Home
Clown-Fist: The Martial Artsing
My Jailhouse Girlfriend Tried to Stab Me in the Face
(a feature-length adaptation of a YouTube v-log post)
Dancing with zombies
Zombies Vs Dinosaurs
Zombies Vs Dragons
Zombies Vs Piranhas
The Killer With The Really Nice Hat
Sharks On LSD
It Came From Jim & Mike's Apartment
Butt Shavers: The Musical with Smellovision!
Underpantsnado 2: the second stench
The Day The Rocket Popped
Me Love You Wrong Time
Malaria Summer
Moonlight Tonight
The Beast Vs The Creature
Lawn of the Dead
The Spaghetti Is Watching
The Bleeding Pages Of Injurious Language
Revenge of the Revengers!
Old People Attack!
Superheroes from Idaho
The Day Mars Ate Jupiter
Tennessee Shark Attack Academy
Thargog: Barbarian Warlord of Southern France
Cannibal Holodomor
Enema Mine
Quote from: RipleyJSmith on August 11, 2024, 11:45:02 PMLawn of the Dead
this one really grew on me.
found it a bit long though, could've done with some trimming down
Quote from: zombie no.one on August 20, 2024, 02:47:22 PMQuote from: RipleyJSmith on August 11, 2024, 11:45:02 PMLawn of the Dead
this one really grew on me.
found it a bit long though, could've done with some trimming down
Great lawn puns! Mower, please.
By Whatever Means Are Cheapest
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 20, 2024, 03:51:00 PMGreat lawn puns! Mower, please.
thanks very mulch, but I'm all out.
Bum Farto The Musical
What-It-Says Films offers six new films for States Rights:
Exciting Space Battles in a Distant Galaxy
Zombies Eating Mean People
The Space Monster That Stalks A Small Desert Town
The Alien Being That Creates Emotionless Clones of Your Loved Ones
The Haunted House That Might Not Be Haunted, & Might Be a Hideout for Gangsters or Nazis
The Quest To Defeat The Dark Lord of The Black Mountain
One film is already complete, one is in post-production, two are in production. Don't delay! Buy the rights now! Your patrons will thank you!
The Headless Streaker
The Bubble Gum Card Murder
Ninja Underpants 😉
Nude Women On Uranus
The Clockwork Monster
Vampire Hootenanny
The Anteater Ate Eight Ants
Zombie Ninja Narcs
Guantanamo Billionaire
The Mild Drizzle
Dragons Vs Zombies
Lectric Shave In Green
The Superfriends With Benefits
The Devil's Doormat
The Abominable Loch Ness Bigfoot
(aka Chupacabras From Mars)
Claire Voyant And Her Psychic Sidekick
Nos5 feratu
ERASERHEAD 2: THE TERRIBLE TWOS
I'm in love with ELIZA: A Computer Romance
An Offended Robot In A Haunted House
Zombies At The Library
Easy PC, Japanese Sea
Police Constable Easy goes on a special mission to thwart a bunch of pirates operating in the Sea of Japan.
Quote from: Trevor on September 03, 2024, 01:02:12 PMQuote from: zombie no.one on August 30, 2024, 10:52:54 AMThe Mild Drizzle
I'd pay to see that one 😳😅
would you pay me to make it first? :teddyr:
where I live I wouldn't need any money for the 'drizzle' special fx
The time Asylum accidentally made a good movie but no one watched it anyway.
IF: Out of Control
A company designs an Interactive Fantasy computer simulation, & things go wrong.
Snakes In Space
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 08, 2024, 05:27:43 PMSnakes In Space
Ooooo.... That's a good one!
Adventures a Rogue Robot!
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 08, 2024, 05:27:43 PMSnakes In Space
Fed your title to ChatGPT and this is what I got:
Snakes in Space
Genre: Sci-Fi, Thriller, Action
Director: [Fictional name] Alex Ryder
Cast:
- Captain Mara Steele: (Lead Scientist) - [Fictional Actress Name]
- Lt. Ethan Cross: (Co-Pilot) - [Fictional Actor Name]
- Dr. Olivia Nguyen: (Biologist) - [Fictional Actress Name]
- Commander Jaxon Kane: (Mission Leader) - [Fictional Actor Name]
---
Synopsis:
In the year 2098, humanity has successfully ventured far beyond Earth, colonizing distant planets and establishing research stations in the farthest reaches of the galaxy. The Genesis-9, an advanced research spaceship, is sent on a high-priority mission to investigate an asteroid belt teeming with rare minerals. But on their way back, the crew encounters an abandoned space station floating in a decaying orbit around a mysterious planet.
Curiosity gets the better of them, and they dock to investigate. As they explore the eerie, desolate facility, they discover the remnants of an unrecorded alien experiment—a bioengineered species of hyper-evolved snakes created to withstand the harshest conditions of space. These genetically enhanced serpents were designed to be perfect predators, capable of rapid reproduction and incredible survival instincts.
Without warning, the creatures are awakened from stasis and begin to wreak havoc on the ship, rapidly spreading through air vents and oxygen tubes. With the station in lockdown and the ship's crew trapped inside, Captain Mara Steele and her team must navigate the claustrophobic corridors of their spacecraft, battling both the deadly snakes and the increasing dangers of the deteriorating space station.
As the snakes become more intelligent and aggressive, the crew discovers that the creatures are not merely animals—they are part of a larger alien conspiracy. With oxygen running low and systems failing, the team must outsmart the snakes and uncover the truth behind the experiment before it's too late.
Snakes in Space is a heart-pounding, tension-filled sci-fi thriller where the silence of space is broken only by the slithering of death. With stunning visual effects, intense action sequences, and a race against time, this film explores both the terror of isolation in space and the primal fear of deadly creatures lurking in the dark.
As the final showdown unfolds, survival depends on not just brute force but understanding the creatures' cunning evolution—before humanity's next great step into space becomes their last.
Tagline: *In space, no one can hear you hiss
:buggedout: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: zombie no.one on August 30, 2024, 10:52:54 AMThe Mild Drizzle
ChatGPT:
The Mild Drizzle
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Slice of Life
Director: [Fictional name] Claire Davenport
Cast:
Eleanor "Ellie" Rhodes: (A bookstore owner) - [Fictional Actress Name]
Daniel Marks: (A widowed gardener) - [Fictional Actor Name]
Maggie Taylor: (Ellie's best friend) - [Fictional Actress Name]
Mr. Thompson: (The grumpy neighbor) - [Fictional Actor Name]
Synopsis:
In the quaint, sleepy town of Hallow Creek, where nothing extraordinary ever happens, the weather seems to match the mood—perpetually overcast, with a light, constant drizzle. For the townspeople, this mild drizzle is just a part of everyday life, quietly shaping their slow and steady routines.
At the heart of the town is Ellie Rhodes, a 35-year-old bookstore owner who has lived in Hallow Creek all her life. Stuck in the monotony of her days, she spends most of her time lost in novels, dreaming of the adventures and excitement she reads about, but never experiences. Her tiny bookstore, "The Paper Puddle," reflects the calm, somewhat dreary atmosphere of her own existence.
Everything changes when Daniel Marks, a charming yet introspective widower in his 40s, moves to town and takes up work as the new groundskeeper for the local park. Daniel's arrival is marked by little fanfare, much like the town's quiet drizzle, but his presence begins to stir something in Ellie. Their paths cross during one of Hallow Creek's countless gray, misty mornings, and an unexpected friendship blooms between them.
"The Mild Drizzle" is a tender story about two people coming to terms with the rainy seasons of their own lives. Ellie, forever waiting for a grand moment of change, and Daniel, who is learning to cope with his grief, find solace in each other's company. Their connection grows as they bond over shared conversations, cups of tea, and the serene beauty of life's small moments.
As they both try to navigate their personal struggles, the mild drizzle of Hallow Creek becomes a metaphor for their journey—never a storm, but a constant, gentle force that reminds them life's most profound changes don't always come with thunder and lightning. Sometimes, the quiet moments, the ones we barely notice, bring the greatest transformations.
With a mix of heartwarming humor and subtle drama, "The Mild Drizzle" explores the beauty in the mundane, the quiet moments of connection, and the unexpected relationships that help us weather life's gentle rains.
Tagline: In a town where the rain never stops, love blooms slowly.
:bouncegiggle:
^That Is so cool!^
haha, love it.... :teddyr:
Quote from: claws on September 09, 2024, 05:45:19 PMQuote from: zombie no.one on August 30, 2024, 10:52:54 AMThe Mild Drizzle
ChatGPT:
The Mild Drizzle
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Slice of Life
Director: [Fictional name] Claire Davenport
Cast:
Eleanor "Ellie" Rhodes: (A bookstore owner) - [Fictional Actress Name]
Daniel Marks: (A widowed gardener) - [Fictional Actor Name]
Maggie Taylor: (Ellie's best friend) - [Fictional Actress Name]
Mr. Thompson: (The grumpy neighbor) - [Fictional Actor Name]
Synopsis:
In the quaint, sleepy town of Hallow Creek, where nothing extraordinary ever happens, the weather seems to match the mood—perpetually overcast, with a light, constant drizzle. For the townspeople, this mild drizzle is just a part of everyday life, quietly shaping their slow and steady routines.
At the heart of the town is Ellie Rhodes, a 35-year-old bookstore owner who has lived in Hallow Creek all her life. Stuck in the monotony of her days, she spends most of her time lost in novels, dreaming of the adventures and excitement she reads about, but never experiences. Her tiny bookstore, "The Paper Puddle," reflects the calm, somewhat dreary atmosphere of her own existence.
Everything changes when Daniel Marks, a charming yet introspective widower in his 40s, moves to town and takes up work as the new groundskeeper for the local park. Daniel's arrival is marked by little fanfare, much like the town's quiet drizzle, but his presence begins to stir something in Ellie. Their paths cross during one of Hallow Creek's countless gray, misty mornings, and an unexpected friendship blooms between them.
"The Mild Drizzle" is a tender story about two people coming to terms with the rainy seasons of their own lives. Ellie, forever waiting for a grand moment of change, and Daniel, who is learning to cope with his grief, find solace in each other's company. Their connection grows as they bond over shared conversations, cups of tea, and the serene beauty of life's small moments.
As they both try to navigate their personal struggles, the mild drizzle of Hallow Creek becomes a metaphor for their journey—never a storm, but a constant, gentle force that reminds them life's most profound changes don't always come with thunder and lightning. Sometimes, the quiet moments, the ones we barely notice, bring the greatest transformations.
With a mix of heartwarming humor and subtle drama, "The Mild Drizzle" explores the beauty in the mundane, the quiet moments of connection, and the unexpected relationships that help us weather life's gentle rains.
Tagline: In a town where the rain never stops, love blooms slowly.
:bouncegiggle:
😂😅🤣😄😀🐢
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 05, 2024, 09:19:48 AMERASERHEAD 2: THE TERRIBLE TWOS
One more:
Eraserhead 2: The Terrible Twos
Genre: Surreal Horror, Dark Comedy
Director: [Fictional name] Riley Masters
Cast:
Henry Spencer: (The father) - [Fictional Actor Name]
Mary X: (The mother) - [Fictional Actress Name]
The Baby: (Now a toddler) - [Fictional Actor Name]
The Man in the Radiator: (Returning) - [Fictional Actor Name]
Synopsis:
25 years after the surreal and nightmarish events of Eraserhead, Henry Spencer thought the horrors of fatherhood were behind him. But life has a strange way of pulling people back into their worst fears. In Eraserhead 2: The Terrible Twos, the story resumes in an even more bizarre and nightmarish realm of parenthood.
Henry's mutant baby, now an unsettlingly unnatural toddler, is going through the dreaded "terrible twos." The grotesque child has evolved into a more mobile and expressive creature, but its incessant screaming, erratic behavior, and unnatural growth spurts are beyond the comprehension of any normal parent. Mary X, now more distant and paranoid, becomes obsessed with finding ways to control their child, leaving Henry once again trapped in an overwhelming domestic nightmare.
As Henry's mind unravels, he starts experiencing a series of increasingly bizarre and surreal hallucinations—visions of his past, the haunting Man in the Radiator, and strange machinery slowly encroaching upon his everyday life. His apartment becomes an ever-shifting maze of mechanical noises, leaking pipes, and pulsating walls, mirroring the chaos of trying to raise an unpredictable, monstrous child.
The "toddler" wreaks havoc wherever it goes, creating bizarre messes, disassembling objects with uncanny precision, and developing a terrifying independence that only deepens Henry's anxiety. Every tantrum shakes the walls, every shriek echoes through Henry's mind, and every misstep seems to bring the child closer to some dark transformation.
In this sequel, the film blends dark humor with surreal horror, continuing the Lynchian legacy of Eraserhead while taking the exploration of fatherhood to even more nightmarish depths. "Eraserhead 2: The Terrible Twos" examines the terrors of raising a child who defies all reason, leaving Henry to confront not only his strange offspring but the unresolved fears and regrets of his own existence.
Tagline: Parenthood was never supposed to be this... mechanical.
Prepare for a journey into the most disturbing, dreamlike phase of fatherhood yet, as Henry faces the ultimate test: surviving the "terrible twos."
Sounds like a decent sequel :thumbup:
Sleep the Sleep of 1000 Years
Esoteric thriller set in a hospital for somnambulists. The hospital itself may be part of the protagonist's dream. Doctors may be harvesting chemicals from the sleepwalkers' brains to extend life. And other weird things happen.
A.I. came up with these:
Cyborgs vs. Clowns
Sharknado: The Musical
Lizard Apocalypse: A Love Story
Werewolf Accountant: Tax Season of Terror
Barbie's Beard
Monday The 16th
Quote from: claws on September 11, 2024, 06:02:13 PMA.I. came up with these:
Cyborgs vs. Clowns
Sharknado: The Musical
Lizard Apocalypse: A Love Story
Werewolf Accountant: Tax Season of Terror
that one's pretty good... what was the prompt?
Cult of the Vampire Tarantulas
Moderate Danger
Quote from: zombie no.one on September 13, 2024, 02:58:17 AMQuote from: claws on September 11, 2024, 06:02:13 PMA.I. came up with these:
Cyborgs vs. Clowns
Sharknado: The Musical
Lizard Apocalypse: A Love Story
Werewolf Accountant: Tax Season of Terror
that one's pretty good... what was the prompt?
I asked for four made up B-movie titles, and that's what A.I. came up with.
cool, I just wondered if you had to feed it any more info than that? it did okay :)
real band names that could be bad movies:
SCREAMING TREES
LAWNMOWER DETH
HALF MAN, HALF BISCUIT
THE BREEDERS
JANE'S ADDICTION
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT
ATOMIC ROOSTER
SUPER FURRY ANIMALS
MANIC STREET PREACHERS
PANIC AT THE DISCO
Triskaidekaphobia
Quote from: zombie no.one on September 13, 2024, 11:14:56 AMreal band names that could be bad movies:
SCREAMING TREES
LAWNMOWER DETH
HALF MAN, HALF BISCUIT
THE BREEDERS
JANE'S ADDICTION
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT
ATOMIC ROOSTER
SUPER FURRY ANIMALS
MANIC STREET PREACHERS
PANIC AT THE DISCO
Death Cab For Cutie
The Meat Puppets
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 13, 2024, 06:27:40 PMTriskaidekaphobia
had a hunch, and...yep
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8998754/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_0_in_0_q_Triskaidekaphobia
(well, it's a short)
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 13, 2024, 10:01:28 PMThe Meat Puppets
good band, got into them like many others after Nirvana had them on MTV unplugged
Enema Mine
Enema Mine 2: My Turn 😉
The Colostomus Of New York
The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came Down with a Fever
Gender Neutral Submarine
The Lurking Stick
Night of the Zucchini People
Umpire Of The Empire Who Happened To Be A Vampire
Quote from: claws on September 18, 2024, 10:04:17 PMNight of the Zucchini People
😳😄😆 I would pay to see that.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Testicles 🐢
Hercules In Heels
Quote from: claws on September 18, 2024, 10:04:17 PMNight of the Zucchini People
"To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a baby marrow'..."
Worse Lieutenant
2 Headed Skunk Attack
Mic Check One
Mic Check One 2
Can't See The Forest
Can't See The Forest 2
Can't See The Forest 3
Can't See The Forest 4: The Trees
(sorry)
Where The Bus Don't Go
The Terror of Page 103
Andy And The Antacid Factory
The Craw
Norm The Norseman
The Magnificent Seven Meet The Four Horsemen, And Some Dude Named Ocean
Tales From My Backside
Mr Voorhees Goes To Summer Camp
Hog Hunter: Pig Moon
Bumble-Bat
Necro-Gnomicon
The Cajun Space Force
Werewolf of the Desert
The Oyster's Revenge
Revenge of the Shark
Star Duck
Huge Dong
Breakdance Demon vs. Air Guitar Zombie
Combustible Zombies At A Cigar Convention
Zombies In A Minefield
The Werecow
The Weremoose
Very, Very South
Zombies In August
Zombies On The Tracks
Night of the crêpes
Samson as a Gnome
Shotgun Divorce
Aliens Got Into The Catnip
The Dead Batteries
Darkness Envelopes Everything
The Apocalypse Aint So Bad
Mega Python vs Monty Python
Horrible Fart
Horrible Fart 2: The Pong
Horrible Fart 3: Someone Open A Window 😳😉
Transfarmers
Bees, Bats And Tin Foil Hats
Kraken Jack
Sickbay Instinct
Basic Insect
Basic Insect 2: Electric Bug-aloo
Night of the Killer Kiwi
Zombies Vs Naegleria Fowleri
Plaid Max
Plaid Company
Plaid Taste
It's A Plaid, Plaid, Plaid, Plaid World
Conrad the Koala vs the Killer Kiwis
Kanga...Who?: Antipodean Amnesiac
It's Still Legal In Texas
Quote from: LilCerberus on October 18, 2024, 10:31:22 PMIt's Still Legal In Texas
... to own six. It's still illegal to own more than six sex toys in Texas, though.
The Three Deadly Stooges
Night of the sh*tting stars
Nanny Holocaust
Quote from: claws on October 19, 2024, 06:28:49 AMQuote from: LilCerberus on October 18, 2024, 10:31:22 PMIt's Still Legal In Texas
... to own six. It's still illegal to own more than six sex toys in Texas, though.
😳😂🤣
Zombies, Donkeys, And A Box Of Matches
On the Trail of the Abominable Aubergine
Squeezefart
The Killer Shmoos
Chainsaw Kung-Fu
Clown Clones
9 Ways to Skin a Cat
Pumpkin Soldiers
The Thing from Over There!
Bermuda Triangle of the Living Dead
Curse of the Mime
Don't Take her Candy!
Chainsaw Kung-Fu ... I would watch that!
(https://files.oaiusercontent.com/file-HVl5PJij3Jq681LMbtMZhLG9?se=2024-10-24T12%3A56%3A09Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscc=max-age%3D604800%2C%20immutable%2C%20private&rscd=attachment%3B%20filename%3De225ba9f-e38f-4147-8c69-619aca510302.webp&sig=e9DZEjQwIFCYmjAf9UIa4/Va/TMvaTUhp9pDez3lPlg%3D)
Czar Wars (a Russian historical epic)
Noisy Ninjas
Grandma Got Run Over by the Snowplow Again
The Mistletoe Mystery at Muddy Creek Manor
The Twelve Drones of Christmas: A Tech Takeover Holiday
Santa Claws: The Feline Heist
The Curse of the Candy Corn Coven
Witching Hour: Dance Party of the Damned
Czar Trek: the story of Nicholas II in Siberia
The Monster With My Money In It's Mouth
Oh yeah, I'm gettin' it back, alright!
All About Evel Knievel
The Good, The Plaid And The Ugly
A Czar is born, the life story of Ivan the Terrible.
Spuds are Flying: THE GREAT POTATO WAR!
Moccasins Are Not The Only Boot
MechaKong Vs Mechagodzilla
(https://i.ibb.co/JvbcH4b/Mechani-Kong.jpg)
The Rest Of The Gorgon
Das Boot is made for walking
Maniac On Set With A Pair Of Scissors (Director's Cut)
Quote from: Dr. Whom on October 29, 2024, 01:58:33 PMDas Boot is made for walking
Das Boot is made for walking 2: and that's Just What They'll Do!
The Devil's Dentist
Bikini Cop
Bikini Cop II: The Big Bust
Bikini Cop III: The Right to Bare
Bikini Cop 5: Search for Bikini Cop 4
Invasion Of The Moderately Manageable Monsters
Naan Bread Time Machine
The Visible Man
(this must be one already)
The Toxic Avenger Meets Dracula (2036)
PC Clonus: The Apple, Atari, Commodore, IBM PS\2 Horror
Monstructer
Stupid Idiots Of The Apocalypse
Misplaced In Space
The Haunted Hose
HP Lovecraft's Dadgum
Is it a Bad Wire, or is My Game Controller Haunted?
Gamera vs. Jet Jaguar (1981)
Welp...
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FHne1sa3_WYMAAAAd%2Freasonsimbroke-jet-jaguar.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=ef4b39a5de6229564c36f3feb1b6b7516e69cb8a7c4e7b9240713a387ac45049&ipo=images)
RoastBusters
"I ain't 'fraid of no lightly sautéed potatos"
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 09, 2024, 09:52:27 AMRoastBusters
"I ain't 'fraid of no lightly sautéed potatos"
😆
Elephants Go BANG 🐘
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 09, 2024, 09:52:27 AMRoastBusters
"I ain't 'fraid of no lightly sautéed potatos"
Gee, my first thought was a bunch of guys crashing one of those celebrity roasts.....
oh yeah I forgot that's what you guys call roasts... not really a thing here in blighty.
edit, apparently there was a uk version of celebrity roast. I haven't watched tv in about 5 yrs.
the thing is, we english tend to be much more blunt and deadpan when making face-to-face insults than you guys, which I could imagine backfiring more easily in a 'roast' scenario... americans seem more adept at casually dishing out and/or laughing off outrageous insults in that situation. (I know I'm generalising)
anyway, where were we? oh yeah...
Big Mutant Daffodils
Stephen King's The Slightly Angry Moose
Werewolves in a Winnebago
The Future According to Ugghh the Caveman
Rock and Roll Convalescence Home
Abraham Lincoln vs the Martians: A Documentary
Who Let the Dogs of War Out?
Quote from: chainsaw midget on November 09, 2024, 09:27:28 PMAbraham Lincoln vs the Martians: A Documentary
now that - would be interesting... lo0l :twirl:
(https://files.oaiusercontent.com/file-GmlIAu0iqdQBCxg3AWqmSfi6?se=2024-11-10T13%3A52%3A35Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscc=max-age%3D604800%2C%20immutable%2C%20private&rscd=attachment%3B%20filename%3D28a46663-d8df-4c18-a3f1-feb5c1cca8c4.webp&sig=w3q15lnbGVSwk8OZqb0RqM1M%2BlGtkSpsXqF4Zr2S5tg%3D)
Charlotte, the Lonesome Cougar
Divorcee Charlotte falls for Jon, the lumber jack. But she still has feelings for her old husband...
'Safe Space' Studios presents:
The Good, The Good, And The Good
Quote from: chainsaw midget on November 09, 2024, 09:27:28 PMStephen King's The Slightly Angry Moose
Werewolves in a Winnebago
The Future According to Ugghh the Caveman
Rock and Roll Convalescence Home
Abraham Lincoln vs the Martians: A Documentary
😳😂🤣😆😆😃
Weird Monsters From Another Planet
I Have No Idea What I Did Last Summer
My Algebra Teacher is Bigfoot
Diet Kraken
The Further Adventures of Hercules and Billy the Kid
Puppy Shooter
Tomb of the Cyborg Gorilla
Piranha Teeth the Clown
Occam's Razor, Pocket Comb And Toothbrush
Giraffe Cop: Long Neck Of The Law
Anteater Cop: Long Snout Of The Law
Frankenstein: The Man who created Santa Claus
The Mummy of Manhattan
Martians on Motorcycles
Termites At The Puppet Show
The Texas Thanksgiving Tofu Turkey Tantrum
Outraged Lemurs
Evil Nerf
Criminally Lawless Felons Pt.5: Rulebreakers
The Outpatients Have Laid Siege To The Asylum
Abbott and Costello Meet the Happy Hooker
Manic Pixie Death Girl
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 21, 2024, 09:14:33 AMAbbott and Costello Meet the Happy Hooker
now thats funny lol :thumbup:
Abbott: Hey, What's the matter? You look all flustered.
Costello: I'm in a real pickle... My wallet's gone!
Abbott: Your wallet's gone? Where'd you have it last?
Costello: If I knew where I had it last, it wouldn't be gone, now would it?
The Christmas Colostomy
I like Abbott & Costello, Laurel & Hardy, & want something similar, which could be done today:
Egghead & Slick Meet Santa Clause
Egghead & Slick Open a Laundromat
Egghead & Slick Open a Restaurant
Egghead & Slick Work in a Hotel
Egghead & Slick Inherit a Haunted Castle
Egghead & Slick on the Farm
Egghead & Slick's Diamond Mine
Egghead & Slick Meet The Psycho
Egghead & Slick Meet the Spiritist
Egghead & Slick In the Amusement Park
Egghead & Slick Meet Svengali
Egghead & Slick Meet Dracula
Egghead & Slick Meet Hercules
Egghead & Slick's Rocketship
Egghead & Slick & the Great Race
Egghead & Slick Meet St. George
Egghead & Slick Meet Rin-Tin-Tin
Egghead & Slick Meet Jessie James
Egghead & Slick's Time Machine
Egghead & Slick in the Tropic Paradise
Egghead & Slick Meet Dr. Frankenstein
Egghead & Slick & the Magic Ring
Egghead & Slick Meet Dr. Jeckle
Egghead & Slick Meet Long John Silver
Egghead & Slick Meet Springheel Jack
Egghead & Slick & the Super AI
Egghead & Slick: Action Heroes
The Beautician and the Yeast Infection
Dracula vs the Stakeholders
The Indiscretions Of Polite Society
Brain Of The Vampire
Half Snake, Half Man-Bird
Vengeance Is Mime's
Alien vs Terminator
Ninja Grannies
Ginger Nannies
Limbless Ninja
Cave Man From Outer Space
Tooter The Farter :wink:
Time for some HOLIDAY movies!
HoHoHolocaust
Bodies Beneath the Christmas Tree
The Night Santa went Bowling
NorthPole P.D.
Phantom of the North Pole
Rudolph's Revenge!
The Christmas Ninja
Ice Cream Bandit
Hallmark Presents Bomb Cyclone
Diabolical Diaper Change: Calamity Of Kids With Cursed Keisters
Bees vs the Werewolf
Sask-Watch-Out! The MetroSapien; It's Sasquatch With Sass!
The Bird Of The Seven Brains
They Go For The Eyes
They Go For The Eyes II: Talons
Talons III - Wrath of the Eagle
Talons IV - Pecked to Death!
Talons 5 - He Goes for YOUR Eyes!
Terminator vs The Blob
Amish Mine Sweepers
RoboDragon
A.I. strikes again
Holly's Holiday Hayride
A big-city lawyer falls for a handsome farmer while trying to save her family's Christmas tree farm.
Mistletoe Manor Madness
A workaholic architect inherits a haunted inn that only love can renovate in time for the holidays.
The Twelve Pies of Christmas
A down-on-her-luck baker must team up with her high school nemesis to win a pie-baking contest that could save her struggling bakery.
Candy Cane Cowboy
A city girl returns to her small-town ranch and falls for the rugged cowboy who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas.
Snowflake Serenade
An aspiring singer moves to a snowy village and finds love with a reclusive music producer hiding from his past.
Christmas at Cranberry Creek
A career-focused ad executive discovers love with the owner of a failing cranberry farm while working on a holiday marketing campaign.
Love Under the Christmas Lights
A feuding couple must come together to decorate their town's iconic Christmas tree, sparking romance in the process.
Reindeer Reunion
A veterinarian discovers that her childhood sweetheart is Santa's new reindeer trainer—and sparks fly during a snowy reunion.
North Pole Nuptials
An engagement planner accidentally books a wedding at the North Pole's magical village and falls for the groom's charming brother.
Gingerbread Proposal
A travel writer finds herself in a quaint town's holiday gingerbread house competition and falls for the local handyman helping her win.
The Knight Be Fork Wrist Mass
Talons 6: Hatchlings
Quote from: claws on December 06, 2024, 04:37:09 AMA.I. strikes again
Holly's Holiday Hayride
A big-city lawyer falls for a handsome farmer while trying to save her family's Christmas tree farm.
Mistletoe Manor Madness
A workaholic architect inherits a haunted inn that only love can renovate in time for the holidays.
The Twelve Pies of Christmas
A down-on-her-luck baker must team up with her high school nemesis to win a pie-baking contest that could save her struggling bakery.
Candy Cane Cowboy
A city girl returns to her small-town ranch and falls for the rugged cowboy who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas.
Snowflake Serenade
An aspiring singer moves to a snowy village and finds love with a reclusive music producer hiding from his past.
Christmas at Cranberry Creek
A career-focused ad executive discovers love with the owner of a failing cranberry farm while working on a holiday marketing campaign.
Love Under the Christmas Lights
A feuding couple must come together to decorate their town's iconic Christmas tree, sparking romance in the process.
Reindeer Reunion
A veterinarian discovers that her childhood sweetheart is Santa's new reindeer trainer—and sparks fly during a snowy reunion.
North Pole Nuptials
An engagement planner accidentally books a wedding at the North Pole's magical village and falls for the groom's charming brother.
Gingerbread Proposal
A travel writer finds herself in a quaint town's holiday gingerbread house competition and falls for the local handyman helping her win.
You are leaving a lot of money on the table not pitching these to Hallmark.
The Devil Wears Yo' Mamma's Underpants
Robot Pharaoh meets Headless Hercules
Cannibal by Phone
Text-a-Massacre
Brother in Law of the Wolfman meets Frankenstein's Third Cousin
Hell Mutt
An Ode to Underpants: A Love Story Musical, Skid Marks Are Optional!
Goliath Grouper! It's big, it's ugly, it's scary, and some stupid teens wanna eat it!
Quote from: bob on December 07, 2024, 08:06:41 AMAn Ode to Underpants: A Love Story Musical, Skid Marks Are Optional!
😳😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂
Part 2: Skidmarks Included 😳😉🇿🇦
Quote from: Trevor on December 07, 2024, 08:02:09 PMQuote from: bob on December 07, 2024, 08:06:41 AMAn Ode to Underpants: A Love Story Musical, Skid Marks Are Optional!
😳😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂
Part 2: Skidmarks Included 😳😉🇿🇦
Part 3: Underwear Insight: Brown Trails, Featuring Smell-O-Vision
Quote from: bob on December 08, 2024, 03:28:52 AMQuote from: Trevor on December 07, 2024, 08:02:09 PMQuote from: bob on December 07, 2024, 08:06:41 AMAn Ode to Underpants: A Love Story Musical, Skid Marks Are Optional!
😳😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂
Part 2: Skidmarks Included 😳😉🇿🇦
Part 3: Underwear Insight: Brown Trails, Featuring Smell-O-Vision
😳😂🤣😅😆
Part 4: Hot shower, Deodorant, air fresher and kill undies with flamethrower 😳😂🤣
Quote from: Trevor on December 08, 2024, 06:08:15 AMQuote from: bob on December 08, 2024, 03:28:52 AMQuote from: Trevor on December 07, 2024, 08:02:09 PMQuote from: bob on December 07, 2024, 08:06:41 AMAn Ode to Underpants: A Love Story Musical, Skid Marks Are Optional!
😳😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂
Part 2: Skidmarks Included 😳😉🇿🇦
Part 3: Underwear Insight: Brown Trails, Featuring Smell-O-Vision
😳😂🤣😅😆
Part 4: Hot shower, Deodorant, air fresher and kill undies with flamethrower 😳😂🤣
:bouncegiggle:
Part 5: Begone Clean Undies, Make Way For Skid Marks
Call Of Booty
Evil Salad 4: Lettuce Prey
The Girl With The Pot-Bellied Pig Tattoo
Werewolves At The Zoo
I just trawled through the 'What Was That Film' board searching for an old thread I made... here are a bunch of actual thread titles I came across, which could work as bad-movie titles in their own right :smile:
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Bubbling Eggs
Hopping Oriental Vampire Family
Fake Testicles
Dogs And Razors
Evil Robot Child
Brain Spiders
Exploding Pens
Gnomes On A Golf Course
Radioactive Dog
Alien Crab Attack
Basketball Explosion Death
Alien Drug Dealers
Parasite Girl
Furry Monsters
Sliced Nostrils
Giant Killer Worm
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 12, 2024, 02:15:26 PMI just trawled through the 'What Was That Film' board searching for an old thread I made... here are a bunch of actual thread titles I came across, which could work as bad-movie titles in their own right :smile:
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Bubbling Eggs
Hopping Oriental Vampire Family
Fake Testicles
Dogs And Razors
Evil Robot Child
Brain Spiders
Exploding Pens
Gnomes On A Golf Course
Radioactive Dog
Alien Crab Attack
Basketball Explosion Death
Alien Drug Dealers
Parasite Girl
Furry Monsters
Sliced Nostrils
Giant Killer Worm
I wish I could still give you an upvote. :thumbup:
Quote from: chainsaw midget on December 14, 2024, 10:20:12 AMI wish I could still give you an upvote. :thumbup:
haha thanks...that was just a small selection !
The Groggy Goon
Bad Karma For Christmas
Dong Busters
Attack of the Friendly Crabs from Outside the Galaxy.
Scrooge vs The Grinch
The Hippie Was a Wewrewolf
Hisia & Hernia
Farby & Fudd
Snack Samurai ( or bad youtube channel concept)
The Vagina Bat
Butt Shavers!
Ninjas in Pajamas!
Mego Ka Ka
Chainsaw Werewolf
Invasion of the Clown Lickers
The Dorm that was full of Icky Stuff!
Hobo Vampires
Testicles
Testicles 2 The Squeeze
Testicles 3 Furry Vengeance
Testicles 4 Icey Hot
Testicles 5 Walk Cripple Style
Quote from: Trevor on January 20, 2025, 04:10:10 AMTesticles
Testicles 2 The Squeeze
Testicles 3 Furry Vengeance
Testicles 4 Icey Hot
Testicles 5 Walk Cripple Style
Testicles 6 Large and in Charge
Quote from: bob on January 20, 2025, 09:07:03 AMQuote from: Trevor on January 20, 2025, 04:10:10 AMTesticles
Testicles 2 The Squeeze
Testicles 3 Furry Vengeance
Testicles 4 Icey Hot
Testicles 5 Walk Cripple Style
Testicles 6 Large and in Charge
Oy 😳😂🤣😅😀😄😆😃😆😄🐢
The Enkillerizer
Don't Be A Menace To Southampton Whilst Sipping Your Tea In The Garden
Arbordog and the Boy that Wasn't Named Phillip
The Spy who Slept with Me and then Blew-Up the Place I Worked: A Bond Girl story
Welcome to Dracula Burger
Twenty Something Alien
Life, Love, And Other People's Stuff
The Tiger, The Wizard, And The Chest Of Drawers
Christmas Skunk
The Bells Of Dracula
A death knell, or just a dingbat?
Much Voodoo About Nothing
Voodoo About Nothing Much
Nothing Much About Voodoo
Mimes In A Mine
Confessions Of An Ancient Egyptian Part XIV: Daddy Was A Mummy
Tampon Man vs. Period Woman
Lawn Gnomes from Hell
Revenge of the Door to Door Vacuum Salesman
A Bullet for a Ballerina
Captain Whatever, The Apathetic Superhero
Next To Last Of The 2nd
A Christmas Mouse On Groundhog Day
War of the Bigfoot
Atlantis Returns!
Elvis: Back from Hell (alternate title "Hellvis")
Loch Ness Massacre
Call My Killer "Steve"
Violent House on a Spring Day
Witchdoctor vs Cyborg
The Yurinator from Russia 😳
The Hulk vs The Green Man
Because nothing bothers The Hulk quite like some angry looking dude barfing fresh vegetables all over the English countryside....
Mega Python vs MAGA Python
Quote from: lester1/2jr on February 02, 2025, 07:27:46 PMMega Python vs MAGA Python
:teddyr: :teddyr:
I'm sure a few people around here could imagine a giant snake with a cowlick.... :bouncegiggle:
Mega Ronnie vs Maga Idiots :teddyr:
Faulty Sleuth (aka Defective Detective)
Call Of The Umpire
The 13 Hydes of Dr. Jekyll
Tales that Never Happened Twice
Brides of Camp Satan
Death Metal High
Blonde Phoenix
Dangerous Dusty Underpants
Death by Farting
The Death Chain
Jive Soul Broski!
Man in Toilet
Bloody Snakes on Mars
Ghosts of Vampires
Just Outside Reality
Mustafa: The Kebab King
Done: Part Two
Alien Space Critters
Shnook of the Dead
Zombies Vs Wendigo
Christine 2: Bleed for Speed
Abducted By Pasta
Dead, Cess & Gene, The Pool Brothers
I'm making a cinematic universe!
Motorcycle Yeti
Death to the Motorcycle Yeti
Satan Cop
Satan Cop: 666 Number of the Badge
Cannibal Ballet
Cannibal Ballet 2: Pas de deux of the Damned
Satan Cop vs Motorcycle Yeti
Motorcycle Yeti, Satan Cop, and the Cannibal Ballerinas get together and Have a nice peaceful little Picnic
Motorcycle Yeti, Satan Cop, and the Cannibal Ballerinas get together and Have a nice little Picnic 2: This time the Picnic is Less Peaceful
UnHoly Moly
Tim Burr: Lumberjack Hunter
Quote from: chainsaw midget on February 21, 2025, 02:27:45 PMI'm making a cinematic universe!
Motorcycle Yeti
Death to the Motorcycle Yeti
Satan Cop
Satan Cop: 666 Number of the Badge
Cannibal Ballet
Cannibal Ballet 2: Pas de deux of the Damned
Satan Cop vs Motorcycle Yeti
Motorcycle Yeti, Satan Cop, and the Cannibal Ballerinas get together and Have a nice peaceful little Picnic
Motorcycle Yeti, Satan Cop, and the Cannibal Ballerinas get together and Have a nice little Picnic 2: This time the Picnic is Less Peaceful
😄🤣😂😅
The Used Dildo Brigade
Hell is for Woodchucks
Frankenstein's Ninja
Vikings of the Wild West
Chained to a Plumber
Kiss me or Brawl
Monsters & Morons
The Great Muslix vs Mucinex Fiasco
Giant Manta Ray vs Kars for Kids Kids
Sacred to Death
Blood Of The InCel
Anthony Weiner Takes All
The Plaid Hole
Plaid Magic
Dead Man With A Camera
Doomsie Daisey
A Crypto Bro on Mars
Thecaseofthemissingspacebar
Porridge Head
The Dancing Zombie
He Who Massacres Last, Massacres Longest
Slay It Again, Pam
Frankenstein: On His Meds & In For An Overhaul
Bruce Lee Vs. Godzilla
The Blood On Satan's Petticoat
Helter Skeletor
The Vampire Sucks Gasoline
Superman and Doomsday Go out to to lunch
The Fella' Who Really Didn't Care About Outer Space
Invasion Of The Normal People
Last Can-Can In Reykjavik
Last Lambada in Minsk
Penultimate Macarena in Poughkeepsie
First Foxtrot In Filadelfia
Good With A Gun (Well, Kinda)
Beyond The Behind
Last Night a Zombie Saved My Life
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 10, 2025, 09:47:43 AMLast Lambada in Minsk
Penultimate Macarena in Poughkeepsie
😀😄
Humiliation on Panty Hill
The Trial of Dignity: Judged by an Enchanted Toilet!
Prince Kong
The Once and Future King Kong
Quote from: claws on March 12, 2025, 01:48:42 AMLast Night a Zombie Saved My Life
theme tune (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7Kjj-hw0k&t=0m42s)
Confucius in Hell
Aliens Changed My Presets
My Dog Honey, And My Ex-Wife
Quote from: zombie no.one on March 15, 2025, 03:13:35 PMtheme tune (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7Kjj-hw0k&t=0m42s)
wow, didn't know there was an actual song. I mean, I know the Indeep tune (Last Night a DJ Saved My Life) but not this.
haha.. I actually searched to see if it wasn't already a real movie (kinda sounds like it could be?) , and found that instead.
Misplaced In Space
The May The 1st Burst
His & Hearse
A Dead Man On Stilts
Cinderella and the Seven Beasts
The Thing that ATE Dracula
Mysteries and a Gun
9 Bodies. 3 Graves
Japanese Girls Swimteam meets the Loch Ness Monster
Showdown at the Slightly-Above-Average Corral
Men Who Fought and Died... and then Fought Again
Cannibals of the Third Reich
An American Werewolf in the Gulf of America
Da' Flava', Da' Flavanols And Die Fledermaus
The Perfect Nanny ( she really is a great nanny, it's Hallmark Not Lifetime)
Vampires In Season
Spice Zombie Jambalaya
Rabid Pâté
The Trial of Dignity Tiolet
Snow White And The Seven Samurai
Snow White And The Seven Magnificent Gunfighters
Snow White And The Seven Deadly Sins
Snow White & the Seven Heavenly Virtues
The Ninth Symphony
Blood on the Keys
Pioneer Dog
Chariot Racers of Old Rome
The Super Floppy Story
Snow White And The Seven Chances, A New Game From The Virginia Lottery
Flannel Destination
The Amorous Corpse
Quote from: LilCerberus on March 24, 2025, 10:32:42 PMSnow White And The Seven Chances, A New Game From The Virginia Lottery
😅
Manos: The Shart of Death
Rock the Cradle of Blood
Rock the Cradle of Blood 2: BLOODLINES
Pumping Irene
edit: I was afraid of this
(https://www.vintagemovieposters.de/bilder/2021082415433539484_supersize.jpg)
Another Prick in the Hall
You Decomposed My Wife
Don't Fall in Love with a Killer
Careful What You Wish IV
Quote from: claws on March 29, 2025, 07:18:40 AMAnother Prick in the Hall
You Decomposed My Wife
Don't Fall in Love with a Killer
😀😆
You Only Poo Once
Blue Screen of Death: The AI Slasher
Retirement Home Werewolves With The Mange
Joshua vs HAL vs the MCP
Ollie And The Garchies
Gary's Anatomy
Slashin'... There's No Stopping Us
Hard Demon to Break
Here Comes the Witch Again
Spies Without a Face
Werewolves Just Want to Have Fun
Owner of a Zombie's Heart
When Drones Cry
Quote from: claws on April 03, 2025, 11:52:40 PMWerewolves Just Want to Have Fun
ah, the movie adaptation they've all been waiting for...
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Quote from: zombie no.one on April 04, 2025, 06:32:29 AMQuote from: claws on April 03, 2025, 11:52:40 PMWerewolves Just Want to Have Fun
ah, the movie adaptation they've all been waiting for...
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Weasels Of Justice
The Lone Wolf Man
Star Shrek
The Donner Party's Family Feast
Eyes in the Webcam
Eagles Riding Dinosaurs
Smile for Your Stalker!
Smile for Your Stalker II: Two-Way Mirror
Smile for Your Stalker III: Hidden Cameras
Smile for Your Stalker IV: Online Menace (A remake of Eyes in the Webcam.)
Next To Last of The New And Improved
Space Critters Panhandling At A Gas Station
The Great Whale Bake Sale
s**tTY s**tTY GANG BANG 😳😳😉😉
California Ghouls
Who's Killing Donna Now?
Saving All My Blood for You
We Built This Cemetery
Baby Vampires
Little Green Hornet
Bugfoot
The Man who Killed Halloween
Candy for the Cannibals
Valley of Headless Men
Queen of the Blood Fairies
Will E. Waronker & The Cocoa-Based Confectionary Manufacturing Plant
Quote from: Trevor on April 10, 2025, 08:01:52 PMs**tTY s**tTY GANG BANG 😳😳😉😉
cover my eyes! :buggedout:
A Stripper in Heaven, A Preacher in Hell
The Monster With The Winnie The Pooh Tattoo
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 16, 2025, 10:34:32 PMThe Monster With The Winnie The Pooh Tattoo
a guy I worked with had a winnie the pooh tattoo... (one of those 'outline drawing' type ones, not cartoony / coloured in). vaguely freaked me out tbh
Return Of The Thingamabob
Return of The Thingamabob 2: Return Of The Thingamabob
Lester 1/2 Jr & The Mystery Of The Missing Post
Squidward's Testicles 😳
Zombie no one - my standards for this thread are very high!
The Mermaid With Bioluminescent Boobies
(No, She hasn't Been Lurking About The Power Plant)
Edward and the Gentlemen Who Partake In So Called "Cruising"
The Decaffeinated Corpse
Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 18, 2025, 04:31:21 PMZombie no one - my standards for this thread are very high!
as someone once said: "the internet is serious business". but I think they were joking
The Return Of Doctor YECH!
Rise Of The Unknowns
The Last Can of Tab
The Unfollower
Bobsledding For Jesus
Undead Undies
Hardcore Spawn
Terrible, Yet Not Quite Terrifying
The Worst Heaven
Secret Agent's Daughter
Aliens of Dracula Castle
Giant Flying Shark With A Bible And A Gun
I Stepped In Voo Doo
I Stepped In Voo Doo Too
The Mule People
COYOTE VS ACNE 😉
Amiytville Horror: Reverse Mortgage Nightmare
The Mystery Of My Missing Prerogatives
Full Tang Vs A Full Jar Of Tang
Suduku Ninjas
Cyborg Werewolf vs. Space Mummy
Shark Hotel 3: The Check-In of Doom
Nuns with Nunchucks
Alien Babysitter 2: Diaper Apocalypse
Kung Fu Dentist: Crown of Vengeance
Vamps In My Pants
Quote from: claws on May 04, 2025, 02:53:12 PMCyborg Werewolf vs. Space Mummy
Shark Hotel 3: The Check-In of Doom
Nuns with Nunchucks
Alien Babysitter 2: Diaper Apocalypse
Kung Fu Dentist: Crown of Vengeance
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Forest Trail Rage
I MUST PUKE BUT I HAVE NO MOUTH 😳😉
DE SADE IN OZ
TODAY WE KILL, TOMORROW WE EAT PIZZA 😉🍕
Sausages Are Not The Only Food
The Washington Contaminator
Werewolf With Mange
Quote from: zombie no.one on May 13, 2025, 04:26:13 PMSausages Are Not The Only Food
Title: Sausages Are Not the Only Food
Genre: Drama / Melodrama
Year: 1993
Synopsis:
In a sleepy Midwestern town obsessed with meat, 42-year-old Carl Brubaker runs the family sausage factory with the same passion his great-grandfather once did. But when his vegan daughter Melody returns from college with a new fiancé — a tofu influencer named Sky — Carl's life and values are thrown into disarray.
As the town prepares for its annual Meat Festival, tensions rise: factory workers threaten to strike unless gluten-free options are introduced, Melody stages a protest with interpretive dance, and Carl begins hearing the voice of his late grandmother warning him that
sausages are not the only food.
Torn between legacy and progress, Carl must choose whether to save the factory or embrace quinoa. Featuring dramatic monologues about mustard, an emotionally overcooked dream sequence in a grocery aisle, and a haunting original ballad titled Soy of My Heart, this overwrought family drama asks the ultimate question: what's really on your plate... and in your soul?
Tagline:
Sometimes it takes losing everything... to discover tofu.
AI?
a tofu influencer named Sky might get his own spinoff franchise :teddyr:
Werewolf With A Badge
Quote from: zombie no.one on May 14, 2025, 12:49:21 PMAI?
a tofu influencer named Sky might get his own spinoff franchise
Yup.
Agreed on Sky :bouncegiggle:
Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Missing Manure
Gun Bunnies Against InCels
Thrill Me, Kill Me!
Undead Posts
Pantheon Backwards
Actual Dead People Come To Life
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 15, 2025, 06:24:03 PMSherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Missing Manure
Oy 😳😅😀😄😆
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 15, 2025, 06:24:03 PMSherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Missing Manure
sounds more like a case for Miss Marple...
Quote from: zombie no.one on May 22, 2025, 11:45:47 AMQuote from: LilCerberus on May 15, 2025, 06:24:03 PMSherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Missing Manure
sounds more like a case for Miss Marple...
Maybe, but I doubt someone would say, "No $#*t, Jane".....
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The Boy Who Craved Table Tennis
aka Ping Pong Pangs
Atomic Bomb In The Men's Room
The Hats Of Heroes
The Borg vs The Futility Of The Human Existence
Wife of Feces
Maggots Everywhere
Robot Rollerskate Rampage
Bikini Zombies from Hell
One Man and his Giraffe
Mystery of the the Morgue Museum Murder
Hercules goes to Tijuana
Alien Freeloader
Zombie Farm
Revenge of the Dog Walker
Thursday we Assassinate the Cow
Gun Cop: The Cop that Shoots People with a Gun
The Bachelator
The Ferengi Go to Washington
Bouillabaisse or Bust
The Ten Toes Of The Tarantula
The Monster That Really Got On Everyone's Nerves
Lethal Obstreperousness
Hell's Angels On EBikes
Banshee With A Banjo
Mother's Little Sniper
How To Drain Your Dragon
Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Six Elvis Decanters
PoserTown
Nerf Werewolf
Beetlejuice Barbie
Trial By Firehose
Serial Kyle & Atomic Larry
The Revenge of Pants
The Man who Hated Walruses
Cousin Eugene Goes Fly Fishing Every Arbor Day
CEGFFEAD 2: Cousin Eugene Goes Fly Fishing Every Arbor Day and also sometimes on Memorial Day
Cousin Eugene Goes Fly Fishing Every Arbor Day 3: the Blood Lust
This Bullet is for a Man named Svenson
Surf Dentists
This would have been a great bad movie title to make up, bu reality beat me to it:
K-POP DEMON HUNTERS
Quote from: chainsaw midget on June 16, 2025, 12:11:17 PMThe Revenge of Pants
The Man who Hated Walruses
Cousin Eugene Goes Fly Fishing Every Arbor Day
CEGFFEAD 2: Cousin Eugene Goes Fly Fishing Every Arbor Day and also sometimes on Memorial Day
Cousin Eugene Goes Fly Fishing Every Arbor Day 3: the Blood Lust
This Bullet is for a Man named Svenson
Surf Dentists
I really needed that LOL, thanks. 👍👍🐢
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I aim to please.
Crawly Creepies
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 17, 2025, 12:55:13 PMThis would have been a great bad movie title to make up, bu reality beat me to it:
K-POP DEMON HUNTERS
As if the life of an idol isn't busy enough, they also have to fight demons
Ravioli Princess
FRANKENSTEIN INVENTED HOTTIES
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: Fury Road
Driving Miss Daisy: Tokyo Drift
BREAKARSE PASS
YOU ONLY POOP ONCE
DRUNK ZOMBIES
Planet of the Lemurs
Planet of the Lemurs II: This time they have chainsaws
The Day it Rained on my Vengeance
Lord of the Wedgies
The Elbow Collector
Sword of the Howler Monkey
Fist of Pain!
Ninja Nerds
Quote from: chainsaw midget on June 23, 2025, 09:33:05 AMPlanet of the Lemurs
Planet of the Lemurs II: This time they have chainsaws
The Day it Rained on my Vengeance
Lord of the Wedgies
The Elbow Collector
Sword of the Howler Monkey
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I think I've met Lord of The Wedgies and The Elbow Collector before 😳😃😄😅😂
Daddy was a Mummy (this is actually a song title, but it deserves a movie)
Lesbian Robots Of 1897
Attack of the Hobnobbers
Cahoots! The Comical Conspiracy
One 🐸 versus one 🕷�
Poindexter, Lord of the Jungle
Satan is my Uber Driver
9 Ways to Kill Your Lover in Pittsburgh if your name is Larry
The Vampire of Wisconsin
The Loch Ness Monster Goes Hawaiian
Return to the Bermuda Triangle
Tell My Mom I was Hitler
Abominable Snowman in the DMV
Tomorrow, We Buy a Duck a Beer
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Quote from: claws on June 28, 2025, 08:26:57 PM(https://i.imgur.com/2fxgPxKl.png)
Bravo.
I've got no idea where you got that from, but Bravo.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on June 28, 2025, 08:32:46 PMQuote from: claws on June 28, 2025, 08:26:57 PM(https://i.imgur.com/2fxgPxKl.png)
Bravo.
I've got no idea where you got that from, but Bravo.
My ADHD: "If you aint drunk or crazy, he'll still get you in between, 'cause the devil is his chauffeur (Honey!, and love's his limousine"..... - Cocktail Desperado · Terry Allen & The Panhandle Mystery Band
Quote from: chainsaw midget on June 28, 2025, 08:32:46 PMI've got no idea where you got that from, but Bravo.
Gave AI the title, it gave me this movie poster :thumbup:
Danger Motion Mid-Life Crisis Man
From a dream I had:
First Murder on the Moon
Quote from: chainsaw midget on June 28, 2025, 08:32:46 PMQuote from: claws on June 28, 2025, 08:26:57 PM(https://i.imgur.com/2fxgPxKl.png)
Bravo.
I've got no idea where you got that from, but Bravo.
Check out this thread: https://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?topic=160221.msg731525#msg731525
Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Domestic Abuse Tragedy
You Have to be Fat to Sing Like That
The Dome of Shame
An Idiots Guide to Fart Clouds
The Sad Hooker Goes To Toledo
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 07, 2025, 04:22:06 PMThe Sad Hooker Goes To Toledo
Well, that's not going to help her mood.
Pithy Pity Party Animals
My Ex And An Exorcist
The Turkey that Ate New Jersey
Live at Dead Man's Point
The Secret to being a Bastard
The Harem of Frankenstein
Revenge of the Pacifist
Quote from: chainsaw midget on July 10, 2025, 11:58:20 AMRevenge of the Pacifist
I wonder how many movies I've seen about this theme.... Or country & western songs....
Emotional Support Explosives
Destination: Indoors
Things That Scare Monsters