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Testicles: Big and Furry Terror  :buggedout:
Testicles 2: The Squeeze  :tongueout:

Teenrage Moolah Nitwit Turdles

Clod Encounters of The Turd Kind

Kill and Kill Again Plus One More For Luck

Chainsaw Beach Party
- Hard to to have a beach party when there's too many trees, especially if there's a serial killer lurking in them... And chainsaws are fun!

The Gods Must Have Mental Issues  :wink:

The Fart and The Furriest

The Notorious Pudding Gang

THE CAT WHO WAS NOT FED

THE DOG WHO WAGGED TOO MUCH

I'd pay $$ to see that  :teddyr:

Alone in The Dark 3: Trevor's Toilet  :buggedout:

Socket

Socket 2: Me Baby

Sharkey Walks
Yet another low budget giant shark movie, only this one grows arms & legs & swats jet fighters out of the sky with it's tail.....

Sir Brown Buttom's Stinky Poo

AKA the Trevor bio-pic  :wink:

The Notorious Pudding Gang 2: The Terror of Tapioca

Financially Strapped Not Quite Teen Cheerleaders Doing it All to Get To Dallas

Tuna Trouble

Ol' What's'is Name And His Amazing UnWashable Dog

The Haunting of Out House - You Don't Want to Go In There!

The Invisible

"No matter how much they loved him, They could never catch a flattering photo of him!"
HE WAS

That Crazy Uncle With The Creepy Eye

Messy Marvin joins the Monster Squad

Huge Horrible Farts
Huge Horrible Farts 2: Holding Them In
Huge Horrible Farts 3: Explosive Content
Huge Horrible Farts 4: Skidmarks of Destruction

😊😉💩💩

They loved leaving them on the road, but hated it when their buddy left them on the passenger seat!
Skidmarks!

Attack of the 50ft high-heeled sophomore girl

You don't want to be stepped in the foot when this girl get mad!

Sheila (Jack' sister) : 'I told you Jack, I knew that girl has something wrong. A girl can't be so pretty, so intelligent and walk so fast in high heels and be normal!'

Telepathic Termites

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

The sequel is They Know What You Weigh And They Know You Have Wood Floors  :wink:

the threequel is... Fortune-Telling Ferrets

They threw everything into it,
They hit it with everything they could find,
But they couldn't shut it!

The Craw

Space Bong

The Rubber Band

 :bouncegiggle:

Underwear Island

Space Sharks

Kung-Fun

Dr. Crime

Amittyville Nation

Enlisted in the Anti-Clown Defense Force

ClockWork Stripper

Old Dark House vs the Haunted Castle!:  Next Door Neighbor Hell

Slum Sharks

Zombies in Space!

Slaughter Party

Alien Autopsy: The Musical

The Body Builder & Bikini Models who can act a little bit!: The Grind House 30 pack!

The Cow Must Die!

The Rise of the Dirty Old Zombies

"This old fellows never look with bad intentions to a woman when they were alive, but now they are a bunch of zombies that will chase all the chicks like in Benny Hill girl-chase routine!"

From the Ballad, Songs of the Snake: I have Calluses on my Testicles

 :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr:

I Hope You Have a Coupon for a Coffin

He's no Whale: He's an Underwater Cop

We see a Woman who has Outer Beauty and Inner Blood

Train Wreck Island - If you think the title's bad, try sitting though the movie!

Shipwreck Mountain - Nobody's sure how the darned things kept gettin' up there, but there they were!

Ferry Tales - Yeah, that old coot who runs the one car & pedestrian ferry at at Wishbone Creek has a few!

The Yule Ghouls

A New Stoner Comedy: You are Now Higher than the Law of Physics

The Sad French Fry

Underwear Laundry: Trev's Terror*


* I actually did some laundry this weekend  :buggedout: :thumbup:

Angry Doctors

Who Peed in My Pants?

Naughty Nazi Nurses from Nuremberg

The Hour of Flour Power

House Of Inconvenience And Discomfort

Is the Tub Clean at Your House?

Artic Vampires from Pluto

Attack of the Sock Puppets

Bring Me The Head(s) Of Flapjack The Clown!
The Big Boss had no way of knowing who wore the suit first, or who wore it last, least of all, which one scared the hell outa him as a kid, so he ordered them all killed!

Village of the Headless Virgins

The Six Jives of Henry VIII.

Blaxploitation's all-time low.

Thanks for the inspiration  :bouncegiggle:

Revenge of a hand puppeteer

Revenge fit in a sock

This movie has an audio warning system that will be trigger 10 seconds before a bloody scene, to prevent that the audience choke with the soda or the popcorn when they laugh (Yes, we are honest. Some people said that we should keep the audio warning system on for all the movie, but you know what, we don't care, besides do you how difficult is to get good actors, even a mediocre special effects technician, with the budget we had for the movie? You know, maybe we should have turned off the audio warning system in the press preview movie and let that all that reviewers, critics choked to death...those b*stards!)

I Now Hate to Hate You

These Pants were My Grandma

A Wall Dies

You're a Bad Chair

I Want You Less Alive

The Paper Cut Killer.

Phone The Asylum

tagline: I'm ringing the insane, just ringing the insane...

Fresh Blood For Breakfast

one of the students I was with said this today

You Smell Like Zebra p**s

The Stink Ray

Fist full of Ninja Stars

Vacation to Siberia

Cannibal Cheerleaders

The Elephant who Played Football

Who's that Wearing my Drawers?

 :teddyr:

Me probably   :buggedout: :wink:

Fart Like The Wind

Bone Pizza

The Pachuko Pirates and the Girl in the Polka Dot Bikini (again, I'm not making this up)

We all die in a ...
Giallo Submarine

"While touring in Italy with friends and groupies, a The Beatles tribute band is start to be stalked by some guy who claim to be the reincarnation of Mark Chapman (except that the John Lennon's murder is alive), killing everyone to get closer to the band, reselling and over selling the concert tickets, even seducing the girlfriends of the band's members"

Tags: 80s, Giallo, Slasher, Musical, Stereotypical Italian (Mamma mia!, It's me, Mario!)

The Curse of the Cursed Carrots

Doctor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Stupidorium

Tubitv Massacre

Professor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Streamless Interfester

Professor E. Edison Edwhickum's Remarqueable Boredom Removal Device

I'd watch that

The Wicked Gallery

This Smelly Old Town

Edwickum's Disgustingly Chocolatey Florps

My Bat$#*t Crazy @$$ Goth Fantasy Cosplay Girlfriend

A City In Name Only

I Scream Man

Zombie Carcass Humpers

The Incredibly Confused Vampire Who Became a Zombie

Stinkin' Up The Rain

Dueling Dorks


Seven Men Named Doc
They you should never play cards with a man named Doc, so when six gunfighters of varied medical professions and a worldly wise Mycologist all ride into the same town on the same day, things go from interesting to downright crazy!

Gas from Uranus

the DOGFATHER.

The Man with the Terrible Smell

'I used to think the Moon was made of cheese... Until I've bitten it'

"The first mouse sent to the Moon returning to Earth, not just with enough intelligence to communicate with humans, but also, with a message of Selenites (that is the inhabitants of the Moon) about how bad the things are going on Earth, and what would happen to Humanity if we don't establish a global nuclear disarmament. Typical uh?"

Tags: 1950s, Science Fiction, World Peace, Reverse stock footage of a rocket taking off (which mean that the rocket is landing)

Werewolf Prom

Dracula Raps

Mad Barber on a Rampage

Mad Barber II:  The Night No One Came Home With a Full Head of Hair

Revenge of the Fifty Foot Goldfish

Murder by Amazon Prime Delivery

Cellphone of Satan

Remote Control of the Damned

Santa Clause is Eating Your Socks

My Mother is Attila the Hun

The Day The Earth Got Bored And Wondered Off

WHOREHOUSE OF ROTTING FLESH

Can I see that online anywhere?  :wink:

The Karate Kid 5: Never Been Attacked By Tree 😉😁🐢

Old Doc' Frankenstein Had A Farm

The Coupon Killer

Crotch Rot!

The Portly Angels

Thursday, the 12th

You don't need to wait a day more to be massacred in Camp Crystal Lake (Or even go to Camp Crystal Lake to be killed)


For references, just check Pieces tagline

That would be an extremely meta slasher spoof. You'd just see a bunch of obnoxious teens making preparations to go on a trip, and nothing else happens.

More on topic: Hell's Sales Manager (again, not making it up)

For This, I'll Put on Pants

The Shower Seamstress

Tickle My Pickle

Wasn't that an Arlo Guthrie song?

I have absolutely no idea

This is a real 'bad movie' title... with Boris Karloff

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1967)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060457/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060457/)

"The ghost of recently dead Mr. Hiram Stokeley (Boris Karloff) finds that he has 24 hours to perform one good deed to get into Heaven. He enlists the help of his long-dead girlfriend, Cecily, to stop his lawyer, Reginald Ripper (Basil Rathbone), and a henchman from claiming the estate for themselves. The real heirs, Chuck, Lili, Hiram's cousin Myrtle, and her son bring their beach party friends to the mansion for a pool party while Reginald Ripper also employs his daughter Sinistra, and J. Sinister Hulk's slow-witted associates Chicken Feather and Yolanda to help them terrorize the teens, while dopey biker Eric Von Zipper and his Malibu Rat Pack bikers also get involved in pursuing Yolanda for a share of the Stokely estate."

I think Lil Cerb's thinking of this one: https://youtu.be/BvLtNBm1yyA

 :teddyr: Yeah, that's the one.  :teddyr:

Werewolves: The missing link

"A mockumentary in which in presented new discoveries about a recessive gene who could be an unexpected link between canines and humans, providing the existence of the werewolf, and why some pop stars prefer using the auto-tune instead of their original voice who sounds like a wolf pack howling or mourning".

I’m Sorry About Your Hotdogs

House of Gnocchi

THE SNODSBURY PEEPER

THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF CALIGULA (IN HELL)

INSANE MANIAC GOES NUTSO

THIS LITTLE PIGGIE WENT TO MURDER

Meth on the Nile
tik, tik...TOK!
Black Adam & Eve
The Suicide Squid
Last Night in Sara

"I told you, that was not a gun in my pocket" (or "I'm so happy to see my Mum again")

With Adam Sandler playing the two main characters: a gangster and his recently founded mother (yuck)

Chef Salad (a chef is a part of the salad)

The Baker Family

The Baker Family 2: Inter Bread

The Baker Family 3: Dough Or Fry

The Baker Family 4: The Bun Rises In The Yeast

The Zombie Tree

The King's Easter Bunny
Texas Egg Decorating Massacre
Peeps Pizza
Fistful of Easter Eggs

Inspired by the new 'Amityville in Space', and other Amityville messing up films, like Amityville Bigfoot, Amityville Clownhouse, comes...

Amitylvania

An American-Rumanian architect inherent an old family wrecked house in Transylvania and decided to rebuild it like the infamous Amityville house. But, of course, this has consequences. Murderous consequences.

SKANKULA

Boogers
Boogers 2: Snot This Again
Boogers 3: Sinus The Times
Boogers 4: The Ballad of Dr. Mucus Welby

ROCKET TO URANUS

(https://i.imgur.com/IqJvYFi.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

 :bouncegiggle:

virtual karma to you, good sir

Captain Blood Loss

The Shower Saga: It Won't Be the First Time Your Butt Has Been Wet

Wind Tunnel Boy

Dead Narcoleptic Circus Freaks!

I Shot My Split Personality

Single Mom, Serial Killer

Martian Mall Cop
Devil in the Dating App
The Band Saw Murders

Radioactive Zombies Nuke the World
Spawn of the Terror Triplets
Undercover Odor Judge

Big Bums In Spandex

Amityville Train
Amityville on the Nile
Amityville House of Gucci
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Amityville
Ghostbusters: Amityville
Amityville Chainsaw Massacre
Once Upon a Time... In Amityville

Mars Needs Prostitutes!

The Testicle Pimple😝

Testicles: Furry Terror
Testicles 2: Nicks and Shaves
Testicles 3: The Squeeze

The Malfunctioning Robot Doctor

The Great Muppet Orgy

The last five entries sound like genuine porn titles  :teddyr:

Slap on the Nile
The Power of the Slap
Slap Richard
Spider-Man: No Slap at Home
Slap My Car

Foot Eating Asses
Creature from the Avacado Shade Lagoon
I Eat Your Foot Corns

Weresheep: The Ewepocalypse!

Timbuk

Timbuk 2

The Testicle Pimple 2: The Big Explosion

The NOT-O.K. Corral

Swimming with the Kraken

7 pounds of Vengeance

The Caffeine Rush Apocalypse

The Last Warlord of Burbank New Jersey

Easter Garden: Forgotten Eggs
Easter in Transylvania
Easter Bunny Goes West
I Married Mr. Cadbury
Zombie Easter Parade

The Sequel

The Sequel 2: The Sequel (aka The Sequel To The Sequel)

^The Sequel III - The Prequel^

The Sequel 4: The Threequel

Burgertory
Fast food that is neither Heaven nor Hell, but there is a wait.....

Jets Vs. Dragons

Zombies Vs Disgruntled Landscapers

Flea Dip

Don’t Touch My Blowhole!

Clouds Astray
The Bermuda Rectangle
Club Soda Club

Ninjas At Play

Lotion in Motion
Lotion in Motion 2: Soothing & Smoothing
Lotion in Motion 3: Moisturizing Ethel

Chainsaw Cheerleader Chug Party

Limpus Dickus in the Land of Viagra 😳😉

The Abbreviator

The Abbreviator 2: The Sequ

LO 😂🐢

Quicksand: That Sinking Feeling

Beatboxing Exorcist
Dim City Lights
Dim City Lights 2: Flickering Annoyance
Pass the Pasta
Beach Towel from Hell

THE NINJA WAS A LADY

Pair a' Normal Sneakers

The Love Cult Massacre of the Nude Peace Corps Girls

(again, not making this up)

That Was The Crap I Thought I Took  :tongueout:

Collect the Monkey: Remix Edition

Amazon Women From Uranus

Dynamite and Beer

The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller

Dog of Norway

Serbian Vampire Clan

Tie a Ribbon Round my Casket
Diet of Love
AustrAlien

Login of Doom!

Pantheon Backwards

Sailor Moan

Beware The Spankubus!

It's time for some bad SEQUELS!  (yay!)



Amittyville on a Boat

Monster A Go-Go II:  Return of the Monster who wasn't actually there to begin with

Return of the Maddest Story Ever Told:  Spider-Adolescence

American Psycho vs The Big Lebowski

Zardoz Re-Symphonized:  Void of the Antipathetics

A Clockwork Lemon

Stockfootage of Bela Lugosi meets Another Brooklyn Gorilla

Jack and Jill meets Glen or Glenda

Santa Clause Re-Conquers the Martians

Saga of the Copper Thieves

Action Dog!

Future City Saga

Adventures Lost in Time

Dinosaur Invasion

RoboBob
Adam & StEve
Invasion of the Porch Pirates

Psychotic Psycho-Babbling Sicko Perv

The Fumes Of El Camino

The Satanic Poo Escape Room

Spilled Underwear!

Conspiracy War: UFO’s vs UAP’s - The Fight For The Control Of Earth & Humanity

Navy vs Mermaids
Shake Your Glove
At Midnight I'll Possess Your Toilet

The Talking Farts

The Man Who Walked

Mad Lust of the Hypnotized Gorilla (again from a pulp magazine)

The Garlic Solution
Road Trip with Stanislav
Road Trip with Stanislav II: Out of Gas
Road Trip with Stanislav III: Wrong Turn
Road Trip with Stanislav IV: Monaco Grand Prix
Road Trip with Stanislav V: Interstellar Mission

The Rainiest Plain in Spain

Ninja Blade

Garden of the Seven Answers

Washing Undies 2: The Sludge  :buggedout:

The Day The Earth Temporarily Paused

Attack Of The Grammer Nazi's

Winnie the Pooh's Puppet Party!

Psychic Shark

Bowling with Ostrich Eggs
The Itchy Adventures of Fleaboy
This Cake is Mine
Paranormal BitCoins

Legion of Muck

2,000 Mules For Sister Sara

The Giant Slime Mold

Fatal Fate!

Sleep Grips Me

You Ever Fart So Hard Your Back Cracks?

Blonde Queen of the Naked Zambus (Pulp magazines, as ever)

Sorority Slaves
Hazing Hazards
Campus Cannibals
Fraternity Frights
I Was a Spy for Delta Phi

I'm sure that is a metal band somewhere.

I was a Teenage Lobotomy

TRAVELING SLAYSMAN

The Cuddlesome Slime.

Subway to Hell
Himalaya Shark
1997: Bronx Apocalypse

When Undergarments Attack!

Mutant Monkeys on the Rampage!

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

That be my life  :buggedout: :wink:

Poo: The Turd That Threatened The World.

The Creeping Lego.

Big Bum Kitties

Redneck in Chainmail

I’m the One Who Shook Up the Soda Can

Snakes on a Sub!

(My alt title for Fer De Lance; it might be in the public domain.)

The Day When Will Animals Go Mad & Try to Usurp Mankind from His Rightful Place in the Universe!

[Note: This movie should feature a narrator which A) Talks in the future tense, & B) Spouts a lot of pseudo philosophical mumbo jumbo. Bonus points if it's filmed in grainy 16mm, copied to VHS, left to rot, then digitized in someone's basement from said VHS copy.]

Skulldiggery.

Night of the Ferrets

Dial C for Catastrophe

Drag Race in Hell Hollow

Shaft in the Year 3099

Who Says a Gorilla Can't Box?

Santa Clause is Watching Your Mom

The Littlest Mortician 

Now would be a good time to bring back the beach party movie. Suggested titles:

Beach House Jam Session

Party at the Lake House

Love at Surfs Up Point

The Latrine Queen

The Head Which Lived

The Cursed Eyes

Invasion of the Venus Fly Traps

Grave Mistakes

Alien Dinosaurs Attack!

The Illegal Lightbulb

Laser Raiders

Sweet Smugglers

Star Smugglers

Pirates of the Milky Way

It Ate My Dog!

(Based on the immortal line in the same movie, when the protagonist describes the creature’s reign.)

My Psychiatrist Is A Werewolf

Brothers of Flatulence

Slow Children At War

Forum Wars: A New Mod
Forum Wars II: The Trolls Strike Back
Forum Wars 3: Return of the Administrators

Cyborg Slaves of Satan

(checks Twitter)

Damn, taken.

Sharktop***y

I P Nightly

You Are Your Own Teacher

Four Skin Divers.

The History of Now

Ninja Mime
Ninja Mime 2: Silent but Deadly

Bum Bum BUM Bum: Undercover Hobo

Oh, that's FUNNY!

Well, Nautipuss is a title in Clyde Allison's The Man From Sadisto series. Nice cover art as well.

How To Fall Into The Sky

The Golem Versus Nazi Zombies

Now that sounds cool

I Slept With Elvis: A Bedbug's Story

Vampires Afraid of Blood

The Blue Cheese Cake Society

Children Should play with Dead Things

Pancake Day Massacre

Top Gorn

Revenge of the Pennies!

Romance of the Force: When Jedi & Sith get it on!

The Cult of the Angry Cheeto

WHOREHOUSE OF HORRORS (surely this title must have been used at some point, but a quick search doesn't bring it up)

Closest I could get was Bordello of Blood.

The Nerd Who Sold His Soul: The Real Mark Zuckerberg Story

I Know, I'm Mister Fish Balls!

HUNTER AND IVANKA: A TWISTED LOVE STORY

Scrotum: The Folds of Terror

The Adventures of Fire Turtle

Skidmarks: A South African Tale of Terror

Deep in the Sweat Game

The Farting Goat

The armpit monster.

The Prince of p**s

Crazy Bat Lady

I would pay to see that one  :wink:

Oy  :buggedout: :wink:

Alternate title to Gammera?

Professor Lightbulb And His Amazing Two-Wheeled Unicycle

The Yule Ghoul
Santa uses Magic!

Wheelchair Ninja

Casino Royale Plumber

The Incredible Shrinking Amoeba

VirtuaMon vs. CapuMon: Copyright Safe Battle of the Century!

The Double-Wide Outlaw and The Nervous Noose

The Duke and Dutchess of Dookie

Forbidden Permission

Forbidden Permission 2: No Access All Areas

Poo
Poo 2
Poo 3: The Squeeze
Poo 4: Release

Space Babes Vs The Slithering Slobbering Slimy Slugs

A Loogie Worth Honking: A Love/Hate Relationship Love Story

Scream Cheese

Don’t Eat Yellow Snow!

That reminds me of what Ehren McGhehey did in Jackass The Movie  :buggedout: :wink:

Untanned Women

The Armpit Warrior

Nothing Can Stop, the Jerky Man

Blood, Sweat, and Beers

Door to Door Kung-Fu

Nothing Left to Win

Leprechaun PD

Melvin the Barbarian
Thank God It's Thursday
Love on a Zamboni
Cannibal Lawyers
Invasion of the Moose Molestors

Lethal Lava Land
Thrown into a Pit of Worms
Pig with a Chainsaw

I'd pay money to see those  :teddyr:

KILLER PIMP VS. PIMP KILLER

Skinless Ninjas

The Nuclear Nude

The Nightmare Ass Crack.

The Babysitter Who Sat on Babies
My Ghost Ex-Boyfriend

Helpless Brides of Satan's Ice Monster (again, taken from the pulp mags)

Big Bum Zombie Ninjas

Luke Warm Is.... Tepid Man!

Tepid Man 2: Some Like It Room Temperature

Tepid Man 3: The Reasonable Temperature Is On!

Tepid Man 4: Drop It Like It's ≈72°F

Tepid Man 5: Trev's Undies Residue and Spillage 😝🤮

Mr Hyde and an even more Mr Hyde Hyde

Five Fingers of Freedom
Bake Me an Angel: A Christmas Love Story

A Nymphoid Cheerleader in 3000 BC
Redneck Ninjas Find Ecstasy
Hello Mommy, I killed You
The Day Nothing Attacked!
It's Christmas in Edo Japan

Exploding Dinosaurs
The Cloud that Ate People

Sark and the Chasm.

Tea for Three
Halloween Bunny
Hide and Pray

FIFI, THE PLATONIC STREETWALKER

Testicles
Testicles 2: The Squeeze
Testicles 3: Feeling Teste

Juggalo Bigfoot

The Vidiot

Tormented Testicles

Radioactive Bananas go Bananas

Zombie Frost Giants

Midnightmare Man

I'm Paying My Exorcist Bill

I married a moron from outer space.

The thing and I.

It came from Alabama.

Godzilla vs Florida man.

WILD JAYWALKERS IN THE STREETS
WITCHES GET STITCHES

The Mafia's Fun Day Out At The North Pole


a.k.a Freeze A Jolly Goodfella

Cowboys vs Zombies

Lumberjacks vs Zombies vs Tree Huggers vs Undead Rights Activists

That I'd like to see.

Moby Duck

The creature that ate Sheboygan!

Cactus at play

The Bogey Man vs Boojie Boy

Midnight Ninja

Shaolin Pickle Ball
Unusual Stepdad
Bigfoot vs Orville Redenbacher

I used to have that game.

Ninja in my Pocket
Demon Goat

Hogtied: The Musical!

Hillbilly Asian Valley Girls Go Wild (thanks/apologies to Trini)

(https://i.imgur.com/QWlonbL.gif)

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Roast me Tender
Kool-Aid vs. Kombucha Tea
Kung Fu Detention

No joke, I'd pay good money to see a movie with that title!

Here's some more titles I came up with...

Katana Orgy
Zombi 13: Blood and Hairspray
Crazy Poor Asians
The Hooker of Seville
Cannibal Holodomor
Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge

Escape the Pseudo-Intellectuals

Maggot Boy Conquers Egypt

Ladder 69

Vegan Zombie Barbeque

Zombies in Washington; A Million Talking Heads & Not One Brain To Eat

Star Whores

I just had to google this one.....  :bouncegiggle:

Golf Gangsters

Golf Gangsters 2: Albatross Capone

Golf Gangsters 3: Shootin' A Hole In Juan

Golf Gangsters Fore

Zombies vs Valley Girls: Lottsa Blondes, Notsa Brains

Solving Florida's Murders in the Nude

(again from a pulp magazine)

My Yellow Thumb
At Midnight I'll Posses Your tiktok Account
Curse of the Shirtless Waiter

SANTA'S BIG SCORE

The Nude Ghost of Okefinokee
(from Wildcat magazine)

The Land of 1000 Outhouses

Based off a book title I just saw: Mr Poo Goes To Pooland.

I think The Simpsons scored the best bad movie title ever with that swashbuckling classic "The Prick of Zorro."

Rancid Horse Testicles

The Passion of the Heist

Zombie Fleas
The Naked Croissant
Death Odor

Happy Gays
Caligula Reincarnated As Ronald Reagan
Gulag Sex Farm
Hercules Against Goliath
The Outlaw Jeffrey Epstein
The Legend of the Overpass

The Three Stooges in Dolt Force

the 6 'parody horror movie title' episodes from DR. TERRIBLE'S HOUSE OF HORRIBLE:

And Now The Fearing

Frenzy Of Tongs

Scream Satan Scream

Voodoo Feet Of Death

Lesbian Vampire Lovers Of Lust

The Curse Of The Blood Of The Lizard Of Doom

House of Inconvenience and Discomfort

Gigli 2: Electric Boogaloo

Old Ass Hospital Found Footage TUBI Experience

Gay Cowboys From Hell

I Dismember November
Blushing Maniac
Ice Blue Eyes: The Cyclopes Theory
Ice Blue Eyes 2: Double Vision
Ice Blue Eyes 3: Invisible Insight

Beware the Hokey Pokey Man!

It Eats Your Shoes!

The Inescapable Romance of a Hotdog Vender and the Lawyer

Trail of the Man-Eating Shark

Trick or Tragedy

All the King's Male Impersonators

Explosionpocalypse!

Dial L For Large Scale Insurance Fraud

(Broccoli) Spears of Victory.

Grand Theft Torino

Son of the Last of the Mohicans

Illegal Crimewave Of The Lawless Felons

The Three Stooges in Hell

The Aristocrabs

A Bitcoin for your Thoughts
Thanksgrieving
Breakdance Nun vs. Twerking Satan

Charlie Brown and the Temple of Doom

Sysiphus & Sapho go surphing.

Megan's Vegan Vegas Thanksgiving
Mr. Smorenburgh: School Janitor Detective
Blood Planet

Planet of the werewolves.

Planet of the worlds.

It's The Aristocrats, Charlie Brown!

Shy Thighs
Shy Thighs 2: Not So Shy Anymore

Zombies vs Werewolves: an epic battle to see which turns who into what and then back again
Zombies vs Werewolves 2: Bite Me

Dismember November could be an internet challenge for serial killers

Another one from the pulps 'facts from official files': Illicit Lover and the Cruising Cadaver

Sounds like a TV show promotion to me. 
"Prepare for Dismember November.  A different horror movie every Thursday and Friday all November on the WXB!"

Bad Melonfarmers

The Ice Cream Scoop Killer.

The Magic Pants

Gigantic Asses

The Farting Turkey
Vampires vs Zombies vs Nazis

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Melonfarmer

War and Peas

The Dirty Underwear Appreciation Society
Killer Koalas
The Misadventures of the Confused Mimes
Dracula vs Godzilla
Invisible Clothing

Blind Santa: A Christmas Tragedy
Pardon my Stench
Thanksgiving: Resurrected
Jurassic Spark: Dinosaurs vs. Fire

Cornelia Cameltoe: How To Stop A Manspreader On A Plane
Beige Snowflakes

I Surf On Your Wave

A South African Werewolf In Pretoria 😳

Chris rock around the clock.

Raging bullxxxx.

Anything with  'trump' in the title.

Murder In The Morning, Revenge In The Afternoon

Mrs. Claus: The Woman Behind the Legend
We Can Be Elves
Christmas in Chernobyl
The Christmas Triplets meet Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Christmas Rainbow
Diary of a Christmas Candlemaker
Racing Rudolph
Yes I am Santa
Sour Eggnog on the Rocks with a Twist
We Need To Talk About Your Naughty List

The fart locker.

8 heads in a hurt locker.

Indiana Jones and the lost remote.

Live Action: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Attack of the 50 Foot Baby
Ghoul Patrol
Zombie Beach Party!

ZOMBIEMAN: The super-hero death couldn't stop!

Manos Libres!: Hands-Off Fate!

Texas Chainsaw Mascara.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16417990/reference/)

Wow. I got the name from a photo of one of the guys from KISS. Never thought it would be a real thing.

It is also a famous line in the movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994). That's where I know it from.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/4145/5014791222_9d029182fa_b.jpg)

Neighbors Ate My Zombies
Zombie Birthday Battle!
Zany Zippers!
Evening of the Undead

Nothing But Gingerbread
Christmas: The Curse of Ebenezer Scrooge
Santa Goes to Hell: The Final Christmas
Honey, We Shrunk The Elves
Another 9½ oz Eggnog
Rudolph in Brooklyn
Nutcracker of Destruction

Bullet For A Beercan: The Bubbas' Bromance

Itchy Genitals: The Scratching 😳

BarfMan! The Hero Who Hides In All Of Us!

Skidmarked Skivvies: A Trevor Tale

Godzilla vs global warming.

Freddy vs chuckie.

Star wars: Attack of the Ewoks.

The Weird Kids On The Block
Santa's Secret Shenanigans
Terror in Aisle 5
Chainsaw Hedge Maze Challenge!

The Santa Claus Holiday Special
Rudolph: He-Deer of Santa
Santa  Brings Roses
Au Pair Elves
Eggnog in Bangkok
Marquis de Sade's XXX-mas
Marquis de Sade's The Nutcracker

When The Chimney Got Stuck Up Santa

The Pod People in Pyramids
Frankenstein's Fierce Farts
Even Cowboys Cry

Sent 😳😆😆😆

Santa's Beach Party
The Elf That Wouldn't Die
Astro-Reindeer
How to Stuff a Christmas Stocking (Educational Short Film)
Kiss Me Rudolph
Frozen Eggnog
50, 000 B.C. (Before Christmas)

Mistletoe Island
A Good Day to Celebrate Christmas
There's Someone Inside Your Gingerbread House
Santashark

The Pyramid of Fear
Dr. Tongue
Dr. Tongue's Castle of Terror
Dr. Tongue Will Lick You!
The Christmas Creature

Godzilla vs Zardoz.

The recent trailer for the hilariously titled "Cocaine Bear" lends itself very easily to sequels. Just combine a dangerous animal with a drug, and you're good to go. Imagine the franchise possibilities!

LSD Shark
Meth Gorilla
Crack Alligator

etc., etc.

Invasion of the Florida men!

Santa's Magic Glock
Vegan Sharks On A Mountain Top, Wondering How They Got There

Quaalude Sloth

Pantyhose & Brooklyn: Tales of Flatbush

BIKINI MISTLETOE SHOP

Elves Can't Do It
White Christmas Queen
Can't Stop the Sledge
The Hills Have Snow: Christmas in Aspen
North Pole Hot Tubs
Black Santa

The Snow-Covered Pineapple
Toxic Terrors
40 Feet of Terror: Titanic Toddler
Magic Mushroom Men on Mars

Grunt: The Zombie Musical

The Marijuana Moth

ITO: Identified Terrestrial Object

ET: The Extra Testicle

I think that one exists in reality.  :buggedout:

Wasn't that a Cheech & Chong sketch from Still Smokin'?

The Night Karl Marx Had To Stand In For Santa
The Night Frederick Douglas Had To Stand In For Santa
The Night William Gaines Had To Stand In For Santa

Bonfire of the Manatees

The Night ZZ Top Had To Stand In For Santa

Cyclist Holocaust

10 most popular low rated Christmas movies from the 2020s listed at IMDb

 1. Falling for Christmas (2022)
 2. Christmas with You (2022)
 3. Christmas on Mistletoe Farm (2022)
 4. A Royal Corgi Christmas (2022)
 5. Christmas with the Campbells (2022)
 6. When I Think of Christmas (2022)
 7. A Castle for Christmas (2021)
 8. Angel Falls Christmas (2021)
 9. A Christmas Mystery (2022)
 10. A Hollywood Christmas (2022)

Apparently bad movies don't need sexualization of or gross out words in the title  :teddyr:

that place sounds a bit redundant the rest of the year round, just saying

It Never Snows But It Thaws

Jodorowsky's Blazing Saddles

Arachnoid Octopede Spiders From The Place Where They Originate From

Grave Robbing Zombies
Stab Me!
The Muted Mime
Frankenbull
Grave Robbers From Outer Space

For Her Eyes Homey

Seven Meals for Seven Zombies
Plants go Berserk in Weeds Gone Bad!
They Come to Earth for One Thing: Mars Needs Cheerleaders!
Terrifying to the Bone!

Zombies ate my Neighbors!

The Girl Who Travelled Forward In Time, Day By Day.

Sun, Surf, Sand... and Skull?
Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror
No P In The Ool
Insect Inside

Santa e Santo: la lista traviesa

Salty Christmas
Ornament Transplant
Santa and Satan Swap Naughty Lists
Christmas Buffet in Malta
Holiday Shark Attack
Amityville Gingerbread House

Santa Claus and the Mafia

I'll be a Moose for Christmas

The Man who Stole 3pm

Judge, Jury, and Juggler

Hercules and the Gods of Wall Street

A Vampire in Paradise

Love, Deep Fried Style

Dance or Die

Santa's Blue Suit

The Man From Somewhere Over There

All I Want For Christmas Is My Dignity

Mistletoe Goulash
Carols for Dahmer
Santa is Late Again
Christmas Eve & Adam

I s**t Myself, You May Hear a Chainsaw in the Background
The Hat Adventure

Brady Bloodbath: Alice's Revenge

How Popeye Lost His Eye

Brad's Pitts

Castrati Hitmen

Sherlock Homeboy

Embarrassing Bodies, The Royal Family Checkup

Paws

Nothing But Tits

Little Orphan Randy

Psych-ho

Hairy Squatter and the Occupied Vacation House

Alexander Ramilton: A Very Adult Musical

American Psycho: The Tom Cruise Story

Quantum of Soreass

The Thin Red Lion

Pump Friction

A Manson Family Christmas

Six Hours of Jar-Jar

How to Wrap a Christmas Gift with Nicollette Sheridan (Educational Short Film, 1991)
Santa's Fight Club
Spray Snow Maniacs
Elves with Knives
Anna and the Christmas Bully

Santa's Surfboard
Santa's Shoe Laces, 'cause, y'know, he might hafta change into his work shoes
Santa's Enchanted Toilet Paper

The Sticky Bandits

The Saint Patricks Day Slaughter: Leprechaun with a chainsaw!

Break Arse Pass

Dat Ting You Do When You Go Poo

The Assassination Of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer By The Coward Santa Claus

Santa Claus And The Hitler Youth Conundrum

Insomnia is Waiting

A BOINK TO REMEMBER

The haunted lightbulb.

Hour of Indecision....I Think

Cabbage Night: Churchill in the Loo

The Pope Wins the Lottery

Jason and Freddy the Romance

Four Beheadings and a Funeral

Fright Night at the Opera

Daffy Duck Soup

Star Trek the End: Kirk Wears A Red Shirt

Snakes in a Christmas Tree
Santa meets Pinocchio
Flush Twice for Help
Gremlins 3: The Last Temptation of Gizmo

An Insult To Dracula

A jar jar Christmas.

The ewoks strike back.

World of the wars.

Dracula's Handbag

Tarzan In Tokyo

Dracula '69: Dracy Likey, Baby!

Rich People On Weekends

The Booger Collector

Where the Red Fern Growls
Skeletons In The Water Closet
Gridiron Terror!
The Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Candy Cane Chaos

War of the Words
The Haunting of a Spooky Shoe

Kung Fu Politics
Political Kung Fu

Holiday Bromance
Twerkin' Around the Christmas Tree
Molasses from Outer Space
Evil Snow Angels
Candy Cane Killer
Santa Skipped Eboli

The Bionic Rabbi

The Trees Are Getting Closer

Speak Now, Or Forever Pod Your Peas (Uprising Of The Vegetable Pickers)

Santacalypse Now
KramPus
Friday After Christmas
Christmas Sandals

The Christmas Cat

A Christmas Candle for Thomas
Santa's Secret Santa
SnoWoman
SnoWoMan: Tale of a Frosty Gender Bender

There's An Eyeball In My Toilet

Santa Put It Together Wrong

The Candy Cane Killer
Snowmen Melting in an Open Fire
The Rapid Reindeer

Campus of the Damned: Where Opinion Is Fact

Already dd that one page back  :teddyr:

Window Licker

Window Licker 2: Taste The Pane

Sharks On Weed
Sharks On Weed 2: The Munchies

The Stranger Wore Plaid
The Man In Plaid
Plaid Sunrise
Empire Of The Plaid
Plaid Magic
The Plaid Slime
Lair Of The Plaid Worm
The Plaid Angels
Plaid Sonja
A Clockwerk Plaid

Big Santa in Little China

Sinister Santa
Frosty Freezes
Are You, You?

Holes: A Love Story

Barney The Barbarian

Strip Nude for Santa
Shaving Santa
Cream Cheese & Ginger: Cooking for Santa
Ho Ho Holy Night
The Christmas Fart

Santa’s Shlong
Killing Rudolph
Elf Cookies: A Strange Delicacy
Blood Stained Stockings

"CHiPs" in chaps

We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other

(stolen from the Young Ones "Flood" episode)

She Looks like an Open Autopsy

The Night Santa Cried
Santa Doesn't Come Here Anymore

Son Of Santa

Santa Comes Down the Chimney

Santa Cums Down the Chimney
The Ghost of Santa
A Year Without Years
Neatness Counts
Mark of the Yeti
Hide and Go Shriek!

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71zUSnYR8sL._SY445_.jpg)

1988 slasher. It is indeed bad.

Crock O'Dull Drunkee 😳

The Sins After Christmas

Underwear for all Seasons
Santa's Skidmarks

The Boxing Day Box Cutter Slaughter.

Crazy Cheese Curds
Revenge of the Leftovers

The Murderous Christmas Tree

The Cult of Dirty Underwear
Ghosts on Guitars

The Toilet Sneeze
Cave Cats
Santa Slays Shaft
Farting Flowers

The Uncomfortable Clowns

No Viagra For Old Men  :buggedout:

Dirty Stinky Harriett
Magdum Force
The Eewwforcer
Bum Impact
The Dud Poo

The Neuterberg Trial: Bob Barker in Canine Hell

House of the Floating Flutes

Where Did all the Toilet Paper Go?

aka How the Coronavirus Created a Toilet Paper Shortage

Radioactive Rubber Rabbit and Bionic Bunny

Outer Man! The Super Hero Who's Not Allowed To Work The City Due To Union Reg.s

Gas from Uranus
Gas from Uranus 2: It's Laughing Gas
Gas from Uranus 3: Giggles Commence
Washing Whales!
The Deep-Fried Christmas Tree

Dirty Movie: The Chronicle Of A Janitorial Crew At A Laundromat Next Door To A Car Wash

United States vs One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton
South Dakota vs Fifteen Impounded Cats
One 1958 Plymouth Sedan vs Pennsylvania

These are actual real life court cases, but they have so much potential as bad movie titles.   

Groundhog Day 2: The Christmas Loop
55 Candles: Sixteen Candles 2
Goatbusters
The Conjuring 4: Paranormal Statue of Liberty

And it's inevitable Asylum  knock off, The Christmas Day Groundhog.

 :bouncegiggle:

Happy Blue Year
Haunted Skirt
2020: The Year We Didn't Make Contact
The Last Mall on Earth

Avalanche Zombies
Demon Ski Racer
DisFigure Skating
Aspen Slopestyle Massacre

Standard Poops
The New Years That Almost Wasn't

The People vs. Larry The Cable Guy

Farts on Fire!
Even Cowboys Eat Camels

My Own Sergeant Idaho

Bigfoot on the Moon
My Shredded Valentine
Ice Skating Date
Ice Skating Date 2: Synchronized Love
Ice Skating Date 3: Sit Spin Romance

Elvis Impersonators From Mars

The Proud Society of Hair
The Devil Did Drugs

A FREE TRIAL SUBSCRIPTION TO MURDER

Yo' Mamma Of Invention

Buy One Booger Get One Free 😝

Hammer's House of Hoarders

😂😂😂

The Vampire BJ.

Sharks in a Western

Misterjaw: The Movie

Martian Muffins on the Moon
Vampires in Vietnam

Sharks On Vacation In Etosha

Running with a Runny Nose
Café Mars
Blaupunkt Conspiracy
Can I Go Swimming with Penguins?

aka Erotikill (1973)

(https://i.imgur.com/ZmCoDvom.jpg)

An American Werewolf in Joan Lunden.

THRILL JILL

Trevors Thong Vs The World.

Poop-stained Pumpkins
Disco Dancing Dracula
The Underground Overlord

Stephen King's That/They/Them

Wash It Off
Slaughter of the Easter Bunnies
The Christmas That Never Ends
Waiter, there's a Midget in my Soup?

aka Nocturna (1979)

(https://i.imgur.com/q8BdiIAm.jpg)

Henry Herman's Horrible House of Hubbub

Sand Sharks

The Foreign Rectal Institute
The Giant Gerbil Invasion

Happie Sharks Smiling For The Cameras

The World's Smallest Giant

Toupet Squad
Not Without Parmesan
Escalator to Hell
Unpaid Thrills

Tales of Covid: The Tulsa Toilet Paper Riots
Tales of Covid II: So Tired of Scrabble
Tales of Covid III: Take This Mask and Shove It
Tales of Covid IV: Back to Work Already?
Tales of Covid V: Wrath of the Anti-Vaxxers
Tales of Covid VI: The New Normal Bites
Tales of Covid VII: The Lurking

The Bathroom Diaries

The 7th Cheerleader
Monkey Cop
Dead Quest
Maniac Master
Primal Snow
Flatulence Flattery

Sandy Sand

Interchangeable Heads

The Spleen That Roared
Kidneys of Chaos
The Killer Colon

Big Foot on Marks
When Clouds Attack!
The Multivitamin Bowel Movement
Collect the Monkey Part 206: THIS TIME WE MEAN BUSINESS!

Take a s**t on Us!

Straight to the Colon!!!!
The Computer that Ate Compton
Is it Safe to Leave the Bathroom?
The Cursed Cookware of the Kitchen Kittens
Appetizing Afterbirth

From the Double-Oaf-Seven Collection:


On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

Octomommy

No Time To Pi

Diamonds Are For Members

GoldenThigh

From Russia With the Clap

The Spy Who Twerked Me

For Your Guys Only

The Man With the Golden Bun

Prat Fall

Poontaker

Casino Royale with Cheese

Almost Never Say Never Again

Underball

'Spect Her

The Living Gay Tights

You Only Lift Rice

Yes, Dr. No

Low Blow in the Dojo
Snyffles the Skateboard Skunk
Mousse au Chocolat for Django
Paris When It Drizzles

It Craps As Much As Your Doggo 😳

The Stinky Crotch
Shut Up and Shave Your Balls!
Feeling Groovy, like an Old Porn Movie
The Advanced State of Decomposition

Life of Pie  :wink:

Stoplight Sushi Lunch
Combat Honeymoon: I Married a Stuntman
Zombie Librarian
101 Stress-Reducing Activities You Can Do at Home (Educational Short Film, 1957)

Ghosts of Dinners Past
The Millon Dollar Feather
The Haunted Underwear
The Violent Mime
The Surfing Segull

Deliver Me Some Evil

I Can't Fight This Feline Anymore

Nightmare in Ohio

Death by Cactus
A Troll in Central Park
Sky Sharks
The Cow People
Zombienado!!!!!!
In Russia Vodka Drinks You

(https://i.imgur.com/QJwXZznm.jpg)

Not good but there are worse.

(https://i.imgur.com/rkPsOAem.jpg)

Yep, pretty bad movie.

Internet Police: Tweets of Lies
Internet Police 2: Stolen Memes
Internet Police 3: Return of the Forum Troll
Internet Police 4: Facebook Jail Fugitives
Internet Police 5: Cancel Culture Conspiracy

That would be the breakout character from Braindead

IMMORAL ALIENS

What a Lovely Day for a Lobotomy

Verify Your Humanity

Hollywood Parts

Oy 😳😳😂😂

Gay Sharks Spring Break

Tara, the Tampon Explains Menstruation (Educational Short Film, 1974)
Paris Hilton: Making Glitter Cupcakes for the Homeless & Needy (Self-Promotional Short, 2006)
Defel: Cantina Alien - A Star Wars Origins Story (Disney+, 2024)
Netflix & Chili (Netflix in association with Kettle & Fire ® / Digital Marketing Campaign, 2025)

Incredible Edible Underwear
Animal Breeding Habits

Bad Fish & The 10,000 Whimple Heist.

Piranhaquake

Cats With Issues

Christmas Odor

Menacing Mimes from Mars
Attack of the Killer Babies

aka It Lives Again (1978)

(https://i.imgur.com/pI68IEel.jpg)

Don't mind me, just having too many deja-vu's or something  :wink:

Zombie Sinkhole
The Nun Who Blessed Our Dinner
Killer Sloth
Strawberry Earthquake Milkshake

Pickles: The Musical!
Do You Want Fries with that?
Nude Nuns on Neptune

Dark Restaurant Horror

The Endless Train Videos.

It's Raining Blood
The Avocado Avalanche
The Crawling Pineapple
The Flying Mouse

Mark of the Bloody Bloodstain That I'm never Gonna get out of my favorite shirt...

The Year of the Soiled Under Garment 2: A Stinky Sequel

The Nun Who Ate Our Dinner: The Nun Who Blessed Our Dinner 2
Atomic Rickshaw
Flashdance 2: Macarena in Romania

Exploding Whales
The Toxic Toads
The Underwater Caveman

Ajvar: The Way of Relish
The Pale Blue Toast
Glass Opinion
Indiana Jones and the Dial Tone of Density

THE EXPLODING NUN

Jesus Wept: The Musical!

The Nun Who Came to Dinner: The Nun Who Blessed Our Dinner 3 - Prequel
Jesus is Green
Hamburglars
STFU, Sifu!

Return of the undead circa 80s comedians.

Legal Briefs: A Day in the Life a Lawyer's Underwear
A Celebration of Elephant Dung

Melting Snowman: A Miserable Fate
Army of the Aunts

The Slow Day at Work.

I would pay $$$ to see that  :wink:

The Humming Horror

New Year's Evil 2: Happy New Fear
Gene Simmons: Letter Etiquette - How To Lick Envelopes and Stamps (Educational Short, 1978)
I Sigh For Apple Pie
Above the Boardwalk

Obi City: Land of the Wide

Origami with Nancy Reagan (Educational Short, 1981)
Shallow Crreek Witch
Tip-toeing Through Graveyards
Ménage à trois on the Moon

Das Reboot

Porn Stars Sing The Blues.

Tales of the Three-Breasted Woman
Bloodbath at the Swimming Pool
Frankenstein's Meatballs
Too Scared to Swim

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

Porn actor John Leslie had his own blues band, the John Leslie Blues Band

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWxIc4-OIc#)

1970s porn star Andrea True didn't sing the blues but disco and had a bit of success.

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ_QUh0lmj4#)

From the tedious mind of famed director Angus DeWitt's screenplay-writing urologist came the most unnecessary and annoying 26-film series in motion picture history.... The Alphabet Assault!


Andy's Assignation Angers An Antelope

Betty's Belligerence Bullies Brad

Curlow's Cantankerousness Cuts Curtis

Dafni Defeats Drow Duo Drinking Dewar's

Elvis Empties Elivira's Entropy

Freida Forgets Fergus' Fritos

Gregor Gulps Greg's Gallstones

Hyram Hits Hilda's Hymen*
*In 3-D.

Isabell Irritates Issac's Irises

Jerome Jinxed JarJar

Kay Killed Karate Kid Kenny

Linda's Lynx Licked Leonides

Matthew Mayes' Munitions Mixup

Niles Nodded, Neal Nabbed Nellie's Nethers

Opie Oopsed Onto Otis's Orifice

Paul Petered Patricia

Quentin Queried Quietly

Regina Realized Results Ran Roughshod, Rogering Rex's Rear

Sam Sent Smeagle Sailing Sewerward

Trixie Tongued Toni's Toes

Ulysses Ululated Uselessly

Vera's Virginity Veered

William Went Wee-wee While Wailing Welsh Warbles

Xavier X-rayed Xala Xalier Xalti

Yeltson Yakked, Yekaterinburg Yodled, Yeezus Yawned

Zara Zipped Zack's Zenis, Zack Zzzzz'd


(Note: Angus DeWitt's urologist lived the remainder of his life in Aunt Fanny's Home For the Self-Indulgently Insane.)

Honor of my Wife (Lifetime Movie based on the slapping incident at the 2022 Oscars)
Help! My Husband is German
Our Teacher Knows Karate
One-Pot Love

An Ice Hole
A Big Ice Hole
A Big Hairy Ice Hole
A Big Stinky Ice Hole
Why Did You Throw My Dog into a Big Stinky Ice Hole?

You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track

Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that  :teddyr:

It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music  :twirl:

True.
One of the things I used to like about Eccentric Cinema (R.I.P.) was the downloads page...
Some of the eurotrash theme songs ranged from corny to classy, & sometimes made good buffer music when I was at WRIR...

A Complete History of Music Used in Porn

As someone who has Alex Puddu's Golden Age of Danish Pornography in his playlist, I have to agree (those are fake 70s style soundtracks though)

Shark Cooties

The Never-Ending Bowel Movement

I Want to Fry Up an Eagle!
Santa’s Spankings
Poison Pumpkins

Babes with Bayonets

Amityville UFO
Rabies on a Wet Afternoon
My Digital Pen Pal
Rapping with Dentures (Educational Short, 1991)

Buzz Kill

Flesh Eating Worms

aka Squirm (1976)  :wink:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjJlODYzNGItOWZlMS00Zjk3LTliZDItNmU5MTFmZGE3NmY2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_.jpg)

Killer Kites

Scream Queen Cream

The Flacid.

Perfect Head

Abbie Isn't Normal

Wonka's War: The Story Of How A Man With A Flying Glass Elevator & Some Exploding Candy Started World War Three

Goat Soup!
Atomic Green Marshmallows

Defining Gravity: Space Mission with Breast Implants (Playboy Productions, 1978)
Subway Cookie Thief
The Snow That Didn't Melt
Muddy Sissy

More Crap You'll Pay To See

Punch Your Lunch: When Food Becomes Your Enemy (Medical Short, 1977)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Spelling Bee with Me! (Educational Short, 1990)
Don't Turn Left
Ghost Waitress

Zombie Hubbub

Life's Distinguishable Aroma

Concussion Junction, What's Your Function?

Vampire Jaccuzi
Lust of Venus
Rebel Planet
Red Hot Skeletons
Ghost Squirrels!
Haunted Winter
House of the Dinosaur
No Igor Allowed
Hey, Werewolf!
The Lonely Dead

Ignore the Screen and Just Make Out

Megalodon vs. Piranha

The Little Rascals Versus Zombies

Nudity Control

Figs Stutter in Little China
Lava Zombies
Amityville White House
Shaquille O'Neal: How to join a Knitting Club (Educational Short, 1996)

Blue Moose on the Loose

The Cursed Invisible Zombies
Rapid Chickens
A Salute to Salad
Corn Maze From Hell
The Wise Old Shoe
Red Neck Beer Cans

A Kiss Before Matzo

Garlic Chewing Gum

The Seven Spleens of Eve

Free Weed Playhouse

That Was Not Porn, And Other Lies She Told

The Colostomy Bag Has Risen From the Trash

The Return of the Hairy, Scary Bear

Men Are Fromage, Women Are From Cheeses

The Horribly Nice Day

A Tribute to Garbage

The band, or domestic refuse?

Monday the 13th!

yes

When Hairless Met Salamander

Sounds like Breath by Samuel Beckett

The Lucky Laxative
Wrath of the Tree People

The Saggy Butt of Dr. McWhatwhat

Centimeter Versus Inch: Now It's Personal

Dennis the Menace Is Missing

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Day-For-Night Of The Undead Living Dead

TIT: Stephen King's IT goes porn!

Just A Wee Bit Dead

The Sweet Smell of Sand
Dracula Meets Pennywise

BerZerk, the Frowning Clown
The Great Grape Escape
Trump is the new Orange (Propaganda Short, 2018)
Pinoa After Midnight

Ass Wednesday

This is One Fine Day to be Nude
s**tting Snowmobiles!
Lusting for Blood

That one must exist somewhere

Also

I Was The Masked Man In Your Pornographic Movie

(from an actual pulp magazine)

Jesus and Mary Chain in Concert: Your '90s Shame Returns

The Exalted High Cucumber Of The Cult Of The Crusty Crimson Crapper

This Weiner's For You

Shih-Tzu-Phrenic
Love Notes of a Pimple Popper
Terrorium
The Night Crier

Bio Gnome
The Fog in the Attic
A Saturated Saturday on Saturn
Don't Open the Bottle

The Slutty Chicken

The Legend of Johnny Fish-Down-His-Pants

Outhouse of Love

Hawaiian Beach Ninjas vs the Bikini Samurai

Bikini Girls Go to Hell!

Night in the Laundry Mat of Doom!

Satan Changed the Oil in my Car!

Tales Guaranteed to Make You Say "meh... decent enough."!

Rabbit Rangers go to War!
Rabbit Rangers go to Space!
Rabbit Rangers go Someplace Cheap!

Porn has been discriminated against for too long on this list, so I give you.....

Colonel Slanders and Cornholed McDonald in: Two Thighs Gettin' Some White Meat

Still mining the neglected "adult" end of the bad movie industry, Smurfette and Bouncy The Keebler Milf star in: Try My Juicy Pie!

Underwater Underwear
Cocaine Tiger
Cocainenado!
Cocaine Mosquito
Cocaine Bat
The Cocaine Fueled Vampire

Don't Meth With My Sister
The Burping Waitress
Uranus Jesus
Desert Dessert: Outdoors Survival Guide (Educational Short, 1986)

Cyber Vampire
Lava Shark
Cocaine Shark
The House of a Million Air Fresheners
Rotting Flesh in Space
There's Too Many Ostriches
Zombie in My Freezer
How to Tuck in a Shirt (educational short)

The Dog That Demons Fear

Let There Be Hats!

The Screaming Skull on Saturn
A Stinky Adventure: Escape from Uranus
The Human Head of Lettuce
Ding, Dong, Ditch --- DEAD!
A Beginners Guide to Buying Insurnace (Educational Short)

The Lust-Mad Raid of the Cycle Bums (from Man's Daring Magazine, I don't know what to make of it either)

Terminator Vs Robocop Vs Pee Wee Herman.

one of the best yet!

what are the odds...

http://youtu.be/ETFHeMSIMGc (http://youtu.be/ETFHeMSIMGc)

Nixon Picked Nick to Picnic

Again from the pulps

I Was Doomed By The Monkey Gods
Suicide Squad of Fantastic Frogwomen

Highway to Nowhere in Particular!
I ran to Jupiter
Lunch for a Vampire
Tiger in Venus
Stone Cold Beethoven

At Beddie-Bye Time, BETTY BITES!

The Bone Eater

Blankula, The '70s Punk Rock Vampire

Blackfish 2: Tilikum with a chainsaw!

That's a Jim Wynorski movie from 2007 😊

from what I read it is pretty bad indeed

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How to Put On an Adult Diaper (Educational Short, 2002)
The Sleaze You Sneeze: A Smell Fetish Porn Guide (Promotional Short, 1989)
Hiking for Beginners: Hiking Without Socks? (Educational Short, 1998)
Wellness for your Goldfish (Educational Short, 1975)

Underpants Now!

Godzilla tries to tiptoe through a cow pasture.

Revenge of the Revengers

You Can't Leave

THE TREE THAT KILLED

(And, inspired by the success of COCAINE BEAR:)

METHAMPHETAMINE MONKEYS

LSD LEMMINGS

OPIOID OCTOPI

HEROIN HIPPOS

Would those be the Night Monsters or the Tabanga?

The Cupboard Dead
Mist of the Floating Spirit
Toilet Séance
Jurassic Parkour

Stageroach

The Voice of Peri....

The House that Makes You Get Old
Will the Real Voice in Your Head, Please Stand Up?

When the Theremin starts
Winnie The Pronoun

Toxic Masculinity Spill

Snow White and the Seven Samurai

Even Ghosts Gets Horny

aka Ghosts Can't Do It (1989) co-starring Trump  :buggedout:

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The Sleep Habits of Vampires

Turdmaggedon: This is going to be one deep impact!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Underpants Zombies

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

SUSPIRIA IN SPACE
DR. PHIBES ON SPRING BREAK
ERASERHEAD IN DA HOOD

Many Regrets, No Refunds

Evil Cursed Forest vs Angry Mutant Beavers

Dyscalculia

Dyscalculia 5: The Threequel

100 Final Girls

The Greatest Story Ever Yodeled

The Carpet that Eats

Love For Rent or Lease

Can Santa Clause Do it?

Part Time President

 

Vampires vs Morning People
Vampires vs A Guy With A Lot Of Feng Shui Mirrors
Vampires vs A Guy Who Works In A Crucifix Factory
Vampires vs Garlic Farmers

Vampires vs A Morning Person With A Lot Of Feng Shui Mirrors Who Works In A Crucifix Factory Situated Near America's Largest Garlic Plantation

Vampires vs The Traveling Faith Healer
Vampires vs Some Bum With A Lot Of Religious Tattoos

Dracula's Dentist
Dracula's Two-Bit Motor Lodge

I Think the Ghost f**ked My Husband
The Devil's Dentist
The Vengeful Spirit of The Bermuda Triangle

Followed by

Mutant Beavers vs the Tabanga

Disco Music of the Damned.

Disco vs Muzak: A PBS special for kids these days who can't tell the difference

My Grandfather Was A Dalek

Vegetarian Cannibals

Vegetarian Cannibals 2: Children Of The Quorn

The Wine that Whined.

Who Circumcised Roger Rabbit?

Can't wait to see her portray Virtus from the Virginia Seal...

Dracula vs Pinocchio

With the climactic scene of Pinocchio lying outrageously to drive his nose through Dracula's heart!

Thingy McDooDah In The Quest For Something Or Other?

Followed by The Revenge of McGuffin

Invasive Species

A Carpathian Bureaucrat In Pennsylvania

Curse of the Morning Wood
Stamps From Idaho
Bowl of Souls
Who's Gonna Mow the Lawn?

Werewolf In A Wheelchair

Deep Fried Zombie Brains
Dracula's Doo-Doo
Swimming with Swamp Thing
Ice Storms on Mars
The Mustard Gas Cloud Hoovering Around Neptune
The Proper Way to Stretch (educational short)

Sitar Wars

Flower Power: The Real War of the Roses

Beer-Wolf

Ballerina's from Hell

Don't look in the Outhouse!

Barnyard full of Ninjas!

Revenge of the Kung-Fu Mailman

The Vampire Strikes Back

Renfield of the Jedi

Star Fruit Wars: Revenge Of The Pith

Peter Pan and Captain Hookup

Closed For the Season

Love Enema After 😳

Written, Produced, Directed & Starring Michael H. Kenyon...

Invasion of the Breadcrumbs
How to Wipe Your Bum (an educational short)

New phrase I just learnt...

The Worm Moon

I need to watch that one  :wink:

Assassination Vacation!
The Mating Habits of Vampires (an educational short)

Weresheep: The Ewepocalypse!

Oh, that's good! (I resisted saying "not baaaaaahd.")

Night of the Barking Dog
Grandma's Corvette
Jurassic Amityville Cave
Yep (prequel to Nope)