Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 02, 2026, 09:08:54 AMRifftrax: Twilight:
yeah, it's as bad as you imagined, maybe even worse. Full of plot holes and continuity errors (though not nearly as much sparkling as I'd heard), and of course you never would have guessed that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would eventually go on to become GOOD actors... I blame director Catherine Hardwicke for misdirecting these youngsters. (Anna Kendrick also appears; though playing a teenager, she's 23, so you don't have to feel so pervy for noticing she's hot as hell.) Fortunately, Rifftrax rescues this teen romance mess, having a lot of fun with the awkward pauses. 3.5/5 (Rifftrax version)
Madame 10RDA watches the entire TWILIGHT series about once every two-to-three years.
Fortunately the sheen (sic) may have worn off the original/vanilla versions and now the Rifftrax are required for further reps.
It's true. I've now seen TWILIGHT Chapter One three times - the first two sans riffs - and at least it kind of resembles a Real Movie, if an often puzzling and silly one. The rest of the series is unwatchable and I'm not even confident that Riffs will make it possible to digest.
Why???


