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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - Today at 02:15:28 AM
Third version.

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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - Today at 12:28:19 AM
^ I might have to go see that.
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Good Movies / Re: Project Hail Mary (2026)
Last post by Zapranoth - June 15, 2026, 11:08:57 PM
Good to see you, serpent!

The book  is really well done.  Yeah, the protagonist is smart-alecky.   They kept the tone the same for the movie, and that's not gonna work for everyone.  But for this kind of weird mixture of sweet and horror (the type of impersonal horror of much of humanity dying off-screen).

Do you have to suspend your disbelief at times?  Oh, ya.    It's a Hail Mary after all.
Do you have to suspend your disbelief as much as, say, Ator flying a hang glider in Cave Dwellers?  Naw.
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Good Movies / Re: Recent theatrical viewings
Last post by Jim H - June 15, 2026, 10:28:49 PM
Saw The Furious.  If you like martial arts action films, this is a must see, some of the most intricate and well performed fight scenes ever made.  The story and character work, not so much.  This is actually an issue I've had with a number of really well choreographed martial arts films coming from Southeast Asia and Japan lately.  They'll try to be serious and grim with the story or just really thin and it ends up working worse than if they'd just focused on the basics of storytelling.  I don't need GREAT storytelling it just needs basic competence, not be boring, and not annoy me. 

Like, for an easy comparison, watch Drunken Master II.  Jackie Chan is affable, likable, has moments of melodrama, and has a simple but clear arc and the characters have a clear goal you want them to get to but it's not TOO serious for something so goofy.  Where are any of the characters in the Furious going as characters?  I guess the mute lead has a tiny bit going on, but not much.  The villains motivation is cartoonishly evil and vile, in fact it's too much for something they don't have the skills or interest to fully weigh on the audience.  The villains are paper thin and the main one has all his dialogue in English and it's all awful, and he doesn't even meet the leads until the last 20 minutes.  The film also has a significant slow patch that should have been trimmed about the time of the rescue and before the jail sequence.

One exception is Brian Le's dimwitted thug, who is genuinely one of my favorite second tier bad guys in any martial arts films.  Incredible performance physically (he says the character is partially modeled on Donkey Kong, and I believe him), and just a highly entertaining character. 

I probably sound pretty negative, but that's because the fight scenes are so stellar and intricate it's hard to even discuss them the next day.  I'd have to rewatch them to really discuss them much.  Just, they're so damn good the film is well worth watching anyway.  Overall 8/10.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by LilCerberus - June 15, 2026, 09:48:47 PM
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Trevor - June 15, 2026, 09:43:47 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on June 15, 2026, 09:48:33 AMI had a threesome a while back... it was great, despite a couple of no-shows.

😳😃😂😀🤣😄🐢

Nice to wake up with a smile for a change 😊☺️
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by indianasmith - June 15, 2026, 08:40:00 PM
DISCLOSURE DAY (2026) After hearing all the hype for this one, I decided to give it a go at the theater last night.  What a great film!  I remember seeing CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND back when I was a kid (honestly, too young to appreciate the nuances of it), and this movie is CLOSE ENCOUNTERS for a new generation.  A supersecret cyber-security firm, founded in the seventies, has served one purpose: to keep the knowledge of alien visitors from the public.  Now, a group of dedicated whistleblowers have decided that it is time for the world to know the truth - but some will stop at nothing to prevent the info from getting out.  This movie was very well-made, perfectly acted, and paced just about right.   I thoroughly enjoyed it!  5/5
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by chainsaw midget - June 15, 2026, 05:36:21 PM
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Press Releases and Film News / Re: RIP Abdullah Ibrahim
Last post by Rev. Powell - June 15, 2026, 03:33:06 PM
Oh no!  :bluesad:
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - June 15, 2026, 02:24:12 PM