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Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 02:34:42 PM
just watching SHARK SEASON (2020) with Michael Madson in it

one of the characters very randomly said to the other:

"have you ever seen SOYLENT GREEN, the 1973 classic with Charlton Heston?"

no idea why she says that, but it'll do for this thread
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Quote from: LilCerberus on Today at 01:02:10 PMThai.....
Something to do with sports betting.....

Soccer, I think 🤔
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Bad Movies / Re: Recent Movie Purchases, pa...
Last post by bob - Today at 02:09:51 PM
Mars Attacks! bluray
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by claws - Today at 01:48:58 PM
Ghobli Ghabli Ghubli — Return to Yellowstone: The RV Strikes Back



Cozy Coca, Ken, and the gang are heading back to Yellowstone Park yet again. I suppose they did not learn their lesson the first time around. Here is the latest Ghibli-style ASMR video in the rotation, and somehow, the quality keeps finding new depths to sink to.

Right off the bat, the pink RV is so eager to get going that it briefly drives off completely on its own. The family comes thoroughly prepared this time, so prepared, in fact, that they run a food supply inventory three separate times throughout the video. Ken has the route mapped out, Mom is back in her signature weird dress, Dad has his tool belt strapped tight, and Coca routinely holds up a "Subscribe" sign like a promotional billboard.

The Little Details (Or Lack Thereof)

Analog vs. Digital Confusion: Ken and Coca spend time reading a physical book about Yellowstone together, despite a smartphone sitting right on the table. Why not just look something up online? Better yet, why bother visiting at all when they were seemingly just here a couple of weeks ago?

Conflicting Navigation: Even though the RV is outfitted with modern tech like a built-in GPS navigation system, they insist on pulling out massive, old-fashioned folded paper maps every chance they get.

The Multiplying Menagerie: The family pets multiply for no discernable reason (thanks to classic AI glitching) and wildly fluctuate in size from normal to utterly massive between cuts.

Shifting Architecture: The interior layout of the RV changes drastically with almost every single new scene.

The Plot Thickens (And Glitches Out)

Naturally, a massive storm rolls in and things get genuinely brutal. Coca actually screams in absolute shock at the severe weather, while Mom panics and tries to run away inside the RV from floodwaters somehow rushing in from the street outside.

Soon enough, they abandon their mobile home and hike to a nearby lighthouse, because of course there is a random lighthouse next to Yellowstone. Dad does his usual breaking-and-entering routine, followed by the mandatory montage of intense lighthouse cleaning and fixing broken windows. Meanwhile, Mom finds a storage room and neatly stacks their triple-checked food supplies.

Once a fire is finally burning, food is prepared and cooked. True to form, they do not just eat once, but twice, because apparently, all that breaking and entering works up an appetite.

The Fever-Dream Finale

This is where the video transcends standard AI slop and becomes a full-blown fever dream. The generation glitches completely break down, actively mixing the lighthouse interior and the RV together into a surreal mashup. It ends up looking like an unintentional avant-garde art film, oddly giving the impression that all this chaotic nonsense has some profound, deeper meaning. It is entirely bizarre.

It is a complete hot mess that makes zero logical sense. The funniest part? Diving into the YouTube comments, almost nobody acknowledges how utterly awful it is. Instead, viewers leave earnest comments like "wonderful video" and "thanks for sharing."

The only reason I keep watching is that I have a soft spot for bad movies. These Coca and Ken adventures are completely ridiculous and stupid—and honestly, they fit that bill perfectly.
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Thai.....
Something to do with sports betting.....
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Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 12:28:41 PM
well done folks, another list bites the dust, badmovies style  :wink:
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Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by bob - Today at 10:47:54 AM
100 Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025)