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 on: Today at 12:01:30 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by Rev. Powell
"You must show that a man is wrong before you start explaining why he is wrong. The modern method is to assume without discussion that he is wrong and then distract his attention from this (the only real issue) by busily explaining how he became so silly. In the course of the last fifteen years I have found this vice so common that I have had to invent a name for it. I call it 'Bulverism'. Some day I am going to write the biography of its imaginary inventor, Ezekiel Bulver, whose destiny was determined at the age of five when he heard his mother say to his father who had been maintaining that two sides of a triangle were together greater than a third 'Oh you say that because you are a man.' 'At that moment', E. Bulver assures us, 'there flashed across my opening mind the great truth that refutation is no necessary part of argument. Assume that your opponent is wrong, and explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. Attempt to prove that he is wrong or (worse still) try to find out whether he is wrong or right, and the national dynamism of our age will thrust you to the wall.'" --C.S. Lewis

 on: Today at 11:52:25 AM 
Started by claws - Last post by claws
Sane woman Chris is held in an insane asylum where they make her believe that she is insane. Turns out her husband is keeping Chris in the insane asylum so he can finance illegal brain surgeries done by an insane doctor of the asylum, with her money. Nonetheless Chris is released and moves back home with her teenage daughter Vicky and befriends a local psychic who has disturbing secrets of her own. Soon enough Chris is plagued by visions of her missing friend Inez who appears to be a ghost and is trying to warn Chris about bad things about to unfold. If that wasn't enough, a psycho-stalker is following Chris, and her former Doctor is still trying to drive her crazy.

German born actress Renee Harmon filled her own script with tons of ridiculous subplots going nowhere. The result is a pretty bad shot-on-video thriller-horror-drama with a touch of the supernatural. This is basically a one-woman-show with Renee (she is also the producer of this film) sporting a thick German accent, with most of the money  obviously spend on costumes, make up and (big big BIG) hair. I should also note that even though this is a low budget affair shot on video, the visuals aren't off putting like most shot on video movies from the 1980s. This one actually looks shiny and "clean" with appealing locations and set designs.

As for the subplots you'll get teenage daughter Vicky and her teenage friends having fun at the pool, checking out a local band performing two songs, and visiting a creepy  house they aren't suppose to go to in a slasher-like moment. Chris has an ouija moment with the psychic and Inez looks like Stevie Nicks in her "Stand Back" music video. Movie is available on youtube and worth checking out.

 on: Today at 11:30:32 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by AlbertMond
The real kicker is that the 'author' was just him in drag.

 on: Today at 11:22:43 AM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by Rev. Powell
DEAD OR ALIVE 3: FINAL (2002): A cop in a post-apocalyptic Japan, where homosexuality is enforced via the use of drugs, hunts a replicant who has taken up with a group of rebels. None of the DEAD OR ALIVE movies plots are related; this one is a shot-on-video tribute to BLADE RUNNER which seems almost unfinished (the Arrow video disc contains a disclaimer about burnt-in Chinese subtitled copy being the best source available). Some interesting ideas---in many ways this is the strangest and most philosophical of the series---with a typically nonsensical Miike ending, but it's still the weakest of the series, suffering from its cheap production values. 2.5/5.

 on: Today at 11:11:14 AM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Allhallowsday
Sun's out.  Windows are open and the volume is turned all the way up.

Oh: and it's the LP I bought back in the '70's.

That collection is classic. 

 on: Today at 11:08:13 AM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Rev. Powell
Sun's out.  Windows are open and the volume is turned all the way up.

Oh: and it's the LP I bought back in the '70's.

Would you kids please turn that rock and roll music down, I can hear it all the way in Louisville!

 on: Today at 11:07:46 AM 
Started by Doggett - Last post by Chainsaw midget
Star Wars:  The Empire Strikes!

 on: Today at 10:16:55 AM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Newt
Sun's out.  Windows are open and the volume is turned all the way up.

Oh: and it's the LP I bought back in the '70's.

 on: Today at 10:14:41 AM 
Started by Chainsaw midget - Last post by Chainsaw midget
This certainly looks entertaining.

I especially love the worn out VHS style logo opening. 

I notice you can choose your preferred Jason.  I wonder if Jason X or blue and purple NES Jason will be included? 

 on: Today at 08:13:27 AM 
Started by clockworkcanary - Last post by Sitting Duck
A very apt description I've heard given to Cry Wilderness is Pod People crossed with Boggy Creek 2, and a dash of The Final Sacrifice.

*The host segments seem very Joel-inspired: charts and maps explaining the movie, general "wackiness" (bots dressed as raccoons knocking over cereal boxes). Mike host segments tended to be more dialogue based.

Though the final Red Crow host segment had a definite Mike era tone to it.

*Pearl, Brain Guy and Observer's cameo was welcome, but not really gut-busting, and I was a little disappointed that it didn't add to the backstory about how we got from the end of Season 10 to Season 11. What have Pearl and company been doing all this time (and how long has it been?)

Though it's amusing to see that her son isn't the only relative she treats in a callous manner.

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