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It made $213 million internationally, including $128 million in America alone on a $17 million dollar budget.


One Hour to Die: You Have All Been Poisoned (2011) -  I enjoyed this sordid Tubi-tastic home brew of a thingy. It has some really obvious plot holes that I won't bother to describe, but it's just to say: Tubi is most likely the end fof the line for it, but it's fun. As a bonus, it has 3 different naked or half naked blonde chicks, and the hottest one gets totally nude.

A priest, of all people, is the guest of honor at a birthday party somewhere in England. For a full 1/2 hour plus they play stupid parlor games and reveal what weirdos they are, till the priest opens a birthday card with the titular message. I didn't really like the filter or whatever it used, I would have preferred just normal found footage style camera but I got used to it. The priest, at some points, is seemingly a symbol for religion or God or something. It's sort of part disaster movie, part off Broadway play like that one where people are all in purgatory but don't know it, and part found footage horror.

Besides of the awesome and frankly much needed nudity, it doesn't quite scale the insane heights of, say, Chupacabra vs La Llorona as far as Tubi anti gems, but I watched it in one night and enjoyed it, despite the suspension of disbelief stuff.

4.5 /5 others would rank it much lower I'm sure.



edit : like this guy, for example "In fact, I'm rather convinced that if I were to watch a snuff film starring my own mother it wouldn't irk me as much as One Hour to Die." https://www.horrordna.com/movies/one-hour-to-die-you-have-all-been-poisoned-dvd-review