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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Goodbye, Dad
Last post by bob - March 24, 2026, 09:24:07 PM
I am so sorry for your loss

my deepest condolences to you and family
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
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RIP Christopher Maxwell, founder of WRIR 97.3fm & WRWK 93.9fm.
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Press Releases and Film News / Re: RIP Chuck Norris.
Last post by indianasmith - March 24, 2026, 07:13:58 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 23, 2026, 10:46:08 PMSilent RAGE
Yeah, I figured that out when I tried to look it up online last night. About to go watch it!
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - March 24, 2026, 05:05:26 PM
COCAINE BEAR (2023)

I like to have my finger on the pulse of what's 'hot' on the streets right now, so thought I'd check this one out before the buzz dies down (LOL.)

depressingly similar to all other creature features since about 2005.nothing to distinguish it really. dumb characters. juvenile jokes. swearing. cgi gore. mehh.... the title is the best thing!
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Last post by bob - March 24, 2026, 04:58:29 PM


How did you complete the banana autopsy?
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - March 24, 2026, 04:55:21 PM


really happy with how these came out


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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - March 24, 2026, 03:48:29 PM
Dark Angel AKA I Come in Peace (1990) - When I finished this, the next movie feature suggested Highlander, The Wraith, and like 6 Chuck Norris movies. That kind of gives you an idea of what this one was like. I had for some reason thought it was from 2000, but it's a bit more impressive for 1990 and easier to forgive some of the problems.

Those problems being most obviously the star Dolph Lundgren, who is charming enough and obviously up to the task in terms of physical conditioning, but often delivers his lines awkwardly and with little thought. Having him just say "I must break you." in Rocky 4 was probably a good idea. Comedian Brian Benben as the sidekick actually works pretty well. He mostly plays it straight, which was very refreshing. There was one good joke though, when they are car chased on to the sidewalk and he's like "Get back on the street!" then looks over and sees the villain on the street "Stay on the sidewalk, stay on the sidewalk" I mean it's not Seinfeld level, but I chuckled.

The pace is little slow and if it had just been a cop movie I'd probably give it a thumbs down, but there's a whole sci fi element with an alien who's sucking endorphins out of human beings and has these insane disks that are like martian throwing stars. I watched it in one night. It was a long night, but I did do it.

Dolphin Lundgren haha

4.35 /5

It could have used more hot girls, but I can't lie it was pretty entertaining. It had some fairly massive explosions, for example.