
Quote from: M.10rda on July 07, 2026, 06:00:46 AMLOL! I honestly hate neither AITD nor HOTD - I've seen worse! And I like BLOODRAYNE!![]()
The DUNGEON SIEGE movie he made (whatever it was called, something something "King") was totally lifeless, though, and remaking BLOODRAYNE only w/ a plus-plus-sized actress yet changing nothing else about it (BLUBBERELLA) was a... peculiar choice. Of course I made an even more peculiar choice when I watched it!
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Quote from: M.10rda on July 11, 2026, 04:59:50 PMQuote from: WingedSerpent on July 05, 2026, 06:44:21 PMSupergirl (2026)
Not bad. Nowhere near as bad as some are making it out to be.
I had no idea about how "some" were making it out to be, nor about its poor box office.
I haven't had 3 hours to go to the drive-in and watch it, but I'd been excited and am bummed that much of the spin is anti-DC (not a novel thing), anti-Gunn (unsurprising), and anti-female (the stalest $#!t ever).
Quote from: M.10rda on Today at 04:55:59 PM>>>politically astute, pitch-black satire."<<<
This bit makes me.
.Quote from: Dr. Whom on Today at 02:31:55 PMHarvest (2024)
After Minions and Monsters, I thought it was time for something more artsy, so I picked this one. Apparently the novel it was based on, got to the shortlist of the Booker Prize in 2013, and I am willing to believe that it s more interesting than the movie. However I haven't been as baffled by what a movie is wanting to say (if anything) since Barbie. It keeps making points and then undercutting them, while leaving much unnecessarily unexplained.
A small Scottish village, barely scraping together an existence, comes in the possession of a new landlord, who wants to turn the people out and give the ground over to sheep for wool production.
According to Wikipedia set in the early modern period with the transition of feudalism to capitalism, yet the material culture is that of the mid 19thC. The henchmen wear bowler hats, for one thing.
It has some interesting points to make, but the whole thing is painfully slow. This is one of those movies where people do mundane things (like lighting a pipe) in realtime for no good reason. Most shots are twice as long as they could be. It takes about an hour before the main problem of the movie (ie the arrival of the new landlord) happens. Even then there is no narrative tension. The two main protagonists do not take any action and simply let things happen. The main character does call out people on their inaction, although he himself does not act and seems to think action is futile. I can see why the director made this choice, but it doesn't make the movie any easier to sit through. It is hard to care for any of these people.
So, some good ideas, wonderfully filmed (at times it feels like you're in a painting by Ford Maddox Brown), but ultimately too boring to recommend
Quote from: Rev. Powell on Today at 08:07:05 AMSurely Farage chose Clacton because he thought that was the best chance for him to win. If he can't win there, it has to be the end of him, right?