- Welcome to Badmovies.org Forum.
Recent posts
#1
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by LilCerberus - Today at 09:00:36 PMEvery now & then, I try to reimagine The Ballad of Jed Clampett as being retold by some hyperwoke vegan who hates guns, oil & rich people..... And rural southerners....
#2
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by chainsaw midget - Today at 07:53:21 PMBeer
Alright, I'm back! Who missed me?
Alright, I'm back! Who missed me?
#3
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by chainsaw midget - Today at 07:13:15 PMI watched Female Vampire aka Bare Breasted Countess aka Erotikill aka like four or five other different titles, in various stages ranging from almost pure horror movie to almost pure porn.
I watched the one in the middle ground.
Jesse Franco is an acquired taste. Sometimes he's good, sometimes... less so.
This movie is about a mute vampire woman, played by Lina Romay. If you take the number of scenes where she's actually wearing something that covers her ... you'd still probabaly say "That doesn't count because you can see right through it." yeah, she spends the movie mostly naked.
As a vampire, she doesn't just suck blood. She sucks... let's say sexual fluids and life energy. Meaning the people she has sex with die. There's a Van Helsing like character trying to track her down. That's about it for the plot. It doesn't really even have an ending.
The movie is low on energy, has a soft focus and dim lighting, very little dialogue, almost no plot, and frequently plays a background tune that sounds kind of like a sad lullaby. As far as mood goes, it does feel kind of dream-like and artistic.
This is a movie I wanted to like going in, but I honestly had a hard time finishing it. I just kept wanting to go to sleep.
I watched the one in the middle ground.
Jesse Franco is an acquired taste. Sometimes he's good, sometimes... less so.
This movie is about a mute vampire woman, played by Lina Romay. If you take the number of scenes where she's actually wearing something that covers her ... you'd still probabaly say "That doesn't count because you can see right through it." yeah, she spends the movie mostly naked.
As a vampire, she doesn't just suck blood. She sucks... let's say sexual fluids and life energy. Meaning the people she has sex with die. There's a Van Helsing like character trying to track her down. That's about it for the plot. It doesn't really even have an ending.
The movie is low on energy, has a soft focus and dim lighting, very little dialogue, almost no plot, and frequently plays a background tune that sounds kind of like a sad lullaby. As far as mood goes, it does feel kind of dream-like and artistic.
This is a movie I wanted to like going in, but I honestly had a hard time finishing it. I just kept wanting to go to sleep.
#4
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 07:12:21 PMI cannot remember which Sly Stallone movie it was that I picked up, but on the dvd case he was billed like this:
"SYLVESTER STALLONE (SPY KIDS 3D)"
oh right, that guy...
"SYLVESTER STALLONE (SPY KIDS 3D)"
oh right, that guy...
#5
Good Movies / Re: Hokum (2026)
Last post by WingedSerpent - Today at 06:39:40 PMI've got nothing against him. I liked his performance here. Yes, he's unlikable for a lot of the movie, but that's more the character he's playing rather than the actor himself.
Honestly, I don't think I've seen a lot of his movies. But that has nothing to do with him. It's just that's how things have worked out.
Honestly, I don't think I've seen a lot of his movies. But that has nothing to do with him. It's just that's how things have worked out.
#6
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 05:38:33 PMIncidentally, how are we still doing the parenthetical credits thing on posters/blu-ray covers/et al after all these years? There are countless nominally "famous" people I have never heard of and could use a reminder or primer on....... but even I've heard of Charisma Carpenter, and Danmy Trejo's a living legend. 
Who are those for???
Who are those for??? #7
Good Movies / Re: Hokum (2026)
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 05:34:42 PMDo you like Adam Scott normally? I find him to be a deal breaker much of the time. He was okay in MADAME WEB 
in a limited role but I can't take him in strong doses. This is playing 5 minutes away from me and I'd have rushed to see it if it starred nearly anyone else. (...Well, notwithstanding Vince Vaughn, Ethan Hawke... Jim Caviezel... okay, "MOST anyone else".)
in a limited role but I can't take him in strong doses. This is playing 5 minutes away from me and I'd have rushed to see it if it starred nearly anyone else. (...Well, notwithstanding Vince Vaughn, Ethan Hawke... Jim Caviezel... okay, "MOST anyone else".) #8
Bad Movies / Re: I found our old friend aga...
Last post by chainsaw midget - Today at 05:05:03 PMI got inspired to do another search and guess who I found!
It feels like visiting an old friend you haven't seen in a long time.
It feels like visiting an old friend you haven't seen in a long time.
#9
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 04:56:59 PMhah, I must've skimmed past it cause I did search.... 
#10
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by chainsaw midget - Today at 04:51:57 PMQuote from: zombie no.one on Today at 04:25:26 PMGHOSTQUAKE (2011)
Weird made-for-tv teeny magic non-horror horror movie starring Danny Trejo as a school janitor.
gave me flashbacks to THE DEMON HEADMASTER, crossed with what I'd imagine HARRY POTTER to be like if I'd ever seen that.
the artwork totally mis-sells it
......it's crawling girl again
(where is that thread?)
I had to dig for it.
https://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?topic=156104.0
Haven't seen her in a while myself. I hope she's doing okay.