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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by LilCerberus - Today at 09:33:55 PM
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - Today at 06:52:16 PM
"Cellar Dweller" (1988)
A horror comic book artist (Jeffrey "Re-Animator" Combs) is murdered by his own monstrous creation when it steps off the page into the real world. 30 years later, an art-school student wants to pick up where he left off, much to the dismay of her fellow students when history begins to repeat itself.
A cheap, cheesy, charming little creature feature from Charles Band's Empire Pictures,  directed by FX specialist John Carl Buechler ("Ghoulies," "Friday The 13th Part VII") and featuring some familiar faces like Yvonne "Lily Munster" DeCarlo and Brian "Head of the Class" Robbins. Campy fun that doesn't take itself too seriously but still delivers the gory goods.
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Bad Movies / Re: Most obscure vampire movie...
Last post by claws - Today at 06:47:34 PM
I have seen The Girl With the Hungry Eyes, but I barely remember much about it. A few more obscure vampire films I've seen:

Son of Darkness: To Die for II (1991) 393 votes
The Lost Platoon (1990) 301 votes
Midnight Kiss (1993) 283 votes
Vampire at Midnight (1987) 277 votes
The Jitters (1989) 259 votes
Graveyard Shift II (1989) 216 votes
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
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Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by bob - Today at 06:43:07 PM
#Alive



How did you cook the cactus?
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Games / Re: Movie Title Chains
Last post by bob - Today at 06:03:10 PM
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Rev- Children's Hospital in Boston used to have an elevator that stopped and opened the door on every floor so orthodox didn't have to touch any of the buttons on Saturday.
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - Today at 03:53:48 PM
Ninja Hunter (1987) - This one's got everything: Wu Tang vs Shaolin, ninjas, cute kung fu girls, and even some sort of toxic magical undead boxer guy at one point. A great movie to watch when you are trying to figure out what movie you want to watch!

4.25/ 5
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Bad Movies / Re: Most obscure vampire movie...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 02:51:22 PM
Bumping this thread 'cause I was unable to think of the movie that I thought was the most obscure vampire movie I'd ever seen. I finally found the title while browsing Letterboxd but according to IMDB it isn't even close. I also thought of a couple more back in October but I thought someone else had mentioned them but I just reviewed the whole thread and I don't think they had. So:

I would've put money on DEMON UNDER GLASS (mentioned in the first few posts) being the most obscure, but it has 300 ratings on IMDB.

The title I'd forgotten was THE GIRL WITH THE HUNGRY EYES from the mid-90s. The fact I remembered DEMON UNDER GLASS but forgot TGWTHE would seem to indicate its obscurity, but... it's at 600 on IMDB. That's staggering and incomprehensible. It's a very boring movie w/ no recognizable stars or action or sex (though it has a couple nice shots). It is based on a famous short story though so maybe that explains the eyeballs its racked up.

Another one I thought of but didn't mention in October is JUGULAR WINE: A VAMPIRE ODYSSEY (1995). It has 103 on IMDB! That's pretty obscure. I only discovered it 'cause somehow my local Blockbuster had carried it (and I watched everything back in those days). It's almost total garbage, btw, and any attention it's attracted is only due to it (somehow) having small supporting roles played by Henry Rollins, Stan Lee, and Frank Miller... writer/artist of all the greatest "Daredevil" comics, screenwriter of ROBOCOPs 2 & 3, co-director/creator of SIN CITY, and director of THE SPIRIT, one of the worst big budget studio films I've ever seen. Still only 103, though.

But then at last I nominate John & Mark Polonia's HOW TO SLAY A VAMPIRE, which is on the same cheapo DVD boxed set at DEMON UNDER GLASS. Ding ding ding! IMDB says 83! Rev, is that a "winner" so far?

I don't quite get that either. People know the Polonia Brothers but no one knows anyone responsible for DEMON UNDER GLASS or THE GIRL WITH THE HUGNRY EYES. And actually HOW TO SLAY A VAMPIRE is probably the most charming/least irritating Polonia flick I've seen. O the injustice.