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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - Today at 04:17:12 PMCannibal Apocalypse (1980) - Well, it wasn't the greatest story ever told and it certainly didn't live up to it's title, but I did make it through, which has become more of a challenge in the free streaming movie era. I've started like 5 movies lately and just been like ".......nah this is boring".
John Saxon from "Enter the Dragon" is a Vietnam vet whose platoon may or may not have been exposed to some sort of cannibal virus and become...some cannibals. The budget seemingly runs out after the pretty decent first half and the script runs out of steam, too. It was probably pretty fun to see on bootleg vhs in the 90's, but compared to "Jacob's Ladder" or something, it's pretty weak sauce. The shootout at the mall had some grimey, grindhousey 70's vibes. I think the director was more of an action guy.
3.25/ 5
John Saxon from "Enter the Dragon" is a Vietnam vet whose platoon may or may not have been exposed to some sort of cannibal virus and become...some cannibals. The budget seemingly runs out after the pretty decent first half and the script runs out of steam, too. It was probably pretty fun to see on bootleg vhs in the 90's, but compared to "Jacob's Ladder" or something, it's pretty weak sauce. The shootout at the mall had some grimey, grindhousey 70's vibes. I think the director was more of an action guy.
3.25/ 5
#2
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 02:34:42 PMjust watching SHARK SEASON (2020) with Michael Madson in it
one of the characters very randomly said to the other:
"have you ever seen SOYLENT GREEN, the 1973 classic with Charlton Heston?"
no idea why she says that, but it'll do for this thread
one of the characters very randomly said to the other:
"have you ever seen SOYLENT GREEN, the 1973 classic with Charlton Heston?"
no idea why she says that, but it'll do for this thread
#3
Off Topic Discussion / Re: กระแสต่างประเทศ เว็บไซต์สำ...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 02:16:13 PMQuote from: LilCerberus on Today at 01:02:10 PMThai.....
Something to do with sports betting.....
Soccer, I think 🤔
#4
Bad Movies / Re: Recent Movie Purchases, pa...
Last post by bob - Today at 02:09:51 PMMars Attacks! bluray
#5
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by claws - Today at 01:48:58 PMGhobli Ghabli Ghubli — Return to Yellowstone: The RV Strikes Back
Cozy Coca, Ken, and the gang are heading back to Yellowstone Park yet again. I suppose they did not learn their lesson the first time around. Here is the latest Ghibli-style ASMR video in the rotation, and somehow, the quality keeps finding new depths to sink to.
Right off the bat, the pink RV is so eager to get going that it briefly drives off completely on its own. The family comes thoroughly prepared this time, so prepared, in fact, that they run a food supply inventory three separate times throughout the video. Ken has the route mapped out, Mom is back in her signature weird dress, Dad has his tool belt strapped tight, and Coca routinely holds up a "Subscribe" sign like a promotional billboard.
The Little Details (Or Lack Thereof)
Analog vs. Digital Confusion: Ken and Coca spend time reading a physical book about Yellowstone together, despite a smartphone sitting right on the table. Why not just look something up online? Better yet, why bother visiting at all when they were seemingly just here a couple of weeks ago?
Conflicting Navigation: Even though the RV is outfitted with modern tech like a built-in GPS navigation system, they insist on pulling out massive, old-fashioned folded paper maps every chance they get.
The Multiplying Menagerie: The family pets multiply for no discernable reason (thanks to classic AI glitching) and wildly fluctuate in size from normal to utterly massive between cuts.
Shifting Architecture: The interior layout of the RV changes drastically with almost every single new scene.
The Plot Thickens (And Glitches Out)
Naturally, a massive storm rolls in and things get genuinely brutal. Coca actually screams in absolute shock at the severe weather, while Mom panics and tries to run away inside the RV from floodwaters somehow rushing in from the street outside.
Soon enough, they abandon their mobile home and hike to a nearby lighthouse, because of course there is a random lighthouse next to Yellowstone. Dad does his usual breaking-and-entering routine, followed by the mandatory montage of intense lighthouse cleaning and fixing broken windows. Meanwhile, Mom finds a storage room and neatly stacks their triple-checked food supplies.
Once a fire is finally burning, food is prepared and cooked. True to form, they do not just eat once, but twice, because apparently, all that breaking and entering works up an appetite.
The Fever-Dream Finale
This is where the video transcends standard AI slop and becomes a full-blown fever dream. The generation glitches completely break down, actively mixing the lighthouse interior and the RV together into a surreal mashup. It ends up looking like an unintentional avant-garde art film, oddly giving the impression that all this chaotic nonsense has some profound, deeper meaning. It is entirely bizarre.
It is a complete hot mess that makes zero logical sense. The funniest part? Diving into the YouTube comments, almost nobody acknowledges how utterly awful it is. Instead, viewers leave earnest comments like "wonderful video" and "thanks for sharing."
The only reason I keep watching is that I have a soft spot for bad movies. These Coca and Ken adventures are completely ridiculous and stupid—and honestly, they fit that bill perfectly.
Cozy Coca, Ken, and the gang are heading back to Yellowstone Park yet again. I suppose they did not learn their lesson the first time around. Here is the latest Ghibli-style ASMR video in the rotation, and somehow, the quality keeps finding new depths to sink to.
Right off the bat, the pink RV is so eager to get going that it briefly drives off completely on its own. The family comes thoroughly prepared this time, so prepared, in fact, that they run a food supply inventory three separate times throughout the video. Ken has the route mapped out, Mom is back in her signature weird dress, Dad has his tool belt strapped tight, and Coca routinely holds up a "Subscribe" sign like a promotional billboard.
The Little Details (Or Lack Thereof)
Analog vs. Digital Confusion: Ken and Coca spend time reading a physical book about Yellowstone together, despite a smartphone sitting right on the table. Why not just look something up online? Better yet, why bother visiting at all when they were seemingly just here a couple of weeks ago?
Conflicting Navigation: Even though the RV is outfitted with modern tech like a built-in GPS navigation system, they insist on pulling out massive, old-fashioned folded paper maps every chance they get.
The Multiplying Menagerie: The family pets multiply for no discernable reason (thanks to classic AI glitching) and wildly fluctuate in size from normal to utterly massive between cuts.
Shifting Architecture: The interior layout of the RV changes drastically with almost every single new scene.
The Plot Thickens (And Glitches Out)
Naturally, a massive storm rolls in and things get genuinely brutal. Coca actually screams in absolute shock at the severe weather, while Mom panics and tries to run away inside the RV from floodwaters somehow rushing in from the street outside.
Soon enough, they abandon their mobile home and hike to a nearby lighthouse, because of course there is a random lighthouse next to Yellowstone. Dad does his usual breaking-and-entering routine, followed by the mandatory montage of intense lighthouse cleaning and fixing broken windows. Meanwhile, Mom finds a storage room and neatly stacks their triple-checked food supplies.
Once a fire is finally burning, food is prepared and cooked. True to form, they do not just eat once, but twice, because apparently, all that breaking and entering works up an appetite.
The Fever-Dream Finale
This is where the video transcends standard AI slop and becomes a full-blown fever dream. The generation glitches completely break down, actively mixing the lighthouse interior and the RV together into a surreal mashup. It ends up looking like an unintentional avant-garde art film, oddly giving the impression that all this chaotic nonsense has some profound, deeper meaning. It is entirely bizarre.
It is a complete hot mess that makes zero logical sense. The funniest part? Diving into the YouTube comments, almost nobody acknowledges how utterly awful it is. Instead, viewers leave earnest comments like "wonderful video" and "thanks for sharing."
The only reason I keep watching is that I have a soft spot for bad movies. These Coca and Ken adventures are completely ridiculous and stupid—and honestly, they fit that bill perfectly.
#6
Off Topic Discussion / Re: กระแสต่างประเทศ เว็บไซต์สำ...
Last post by LilCerberus - Today at 01:02:10 PMThai.....
Something to do with sports betting.....
Something to do with sports betting.....
#7
Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 12:28:41 PMwell done folks, another list bites the dust, badmovies style 
#8
Movie Reviews / Re: Mutant Reviewers From Hell
Last post by Sitting Duck - Today at 10:59:29 AMRoundtable on best decade for movie comedies.
https://mutantreviewersmovies.com/2026/08/22/mutant-roundtable-what-was-the-best-decade-for-comedies/
https://mutantreviewersmovies.com/2026/08/22/mutant-roundtable-what-was-the-best-decade-for-comedies/
#9
Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by bob - Today at 10:47:54 AM100 Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025)
#10
Off Topic Discussion / Re: กระแสต่างประเทศ เว็บไซต์สำ...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 10:40:30 AMQuote from: Dr. Whom on Today at 09:07:23 AMCouldn't have said it better
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