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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:11:33 AM
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Television / Re: Joel sells out!
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:03:59 AM
I'm OK with the other 2, but I hope they find something other than "Battle Beyond the Stars." I think BBtS is too good for MST3K treatment (though it's fine for Rifftrax, which doesn't insist on the "worst movies ever" motif). It's natural to think they would pick from stuff Shout! already owns the rights to. I used that as the basis for my guesses for Season 11 and turned out to be entirely wrong.
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 08:56:27 AM


Sure to go down as one of my favorite jazz albums of the year.
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - Today at 08:25:09 AM

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Television / Re: Joel sells out!
Last post by Sitting Duck - Today at 07:59:19 AM
First episode announcement is in, and it's Deathsport. Seeing as how this is one of the six movies that was announced during the failed crowdfunding of Season 14 from 2023, it seems probable that the other three will be the ones that RiffTrax hasn't handled yet (IIRC Battle Beyond the Stars, Battletruck, and Ballistica)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGr5sWVzo64
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Blood everywhere
Last post by Trevor - Today at 03:40:08 AM
I had maxilofacial surgery in 2006 and I bled so badly post op they had to change the sheets and pillow slips 😳😳
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - February 09, 2026, 10:21:23 PM
PETER TOSH Equal Rights

#8
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by indianasmith - February 09, 2026, 07:18:04 PM
NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT (2020)  Don't you hate it when you see a cool looking movie on Netflix and give it a watch only to realize you saw it a couple of years back?   At least this one was pretty good - a  group of kids go to a technology detox camp in Poland (easy reason none of them have their phones when the mayhem starts) and on a long hike they run afoul of two huge, hulking mutant brothers who start hacking, slashing, and eating them.  Fairly typical 'cannibal mutant hillbilly" flick, but the redeeming feature is the killers themselves. Two really big, heavyset guys covered all over with giant pustules make for some authentically creepy looking killers! 4/5
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Blood everywhere
Last post by Alex - February 09, 2026, 05:41:54 PM
It will be a bit late now I guess, but I recommend putting salt over blood while it is still wet and pouring a little water on top.
#10
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - February 09, 2026, 03:26:46 PM
Sweet Sixteen (1983) - I thought this was gonna be a Friday the 13th type slasher. Instead, it's more 70's drive in Southern horror, somewhere between Bobbi Jo and the Outlaw and The Town that Dreaded Sundown, not as good as the latter and better than the former because *Marjoe Gortner isn't in it.

Someone keeps killing guys who get involved with Melissa Morgan, who was thankfully 19 or 20, not 15 going on 16 when this movie was made. She look incredible in every scene and is the reason to see this for sure. Meanwhile, redneck and Native American stereotypes battle it out while a visiting professor (Melissa's dad) disturbs an ancient Indian burial ground. It's a combustible situation for sure. Bo Hopkins as the sheriff has his hands full trying to solve the murders, be a father to his annoying 2 teenagers, and breaking in to peoples houses to get easy to find evidence.

It's pretty slow for the first 2 thirds but gets better toward the end, simply because more stuff is going on. Likeable but definitely pause-able too, with a fair amount of Charlie's Angels/ late 70's cop show energy.

3.99/5


*to be fair to Gortner, he didn't cast himself as a young Lynda Carter's very improbable boyfriend.