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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - June 19, 2026, 11:40:02 PM
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Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - June 19, 2026, 11:23:12 PM
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Trevor - June 19, 2026, 10:42:34 PM
Quote from: Alex on June 15, 2026, 10:01:21 AMThat would be better than the couple who asked me to join them for a threesome while I was working. She was nice looking, but he was ginger haired and I don't want to see that naked.

😳😀😃😅😂
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by LilCerberus - June 19, 2026, 10:25:46 PM
Well, after living in this house for sixteen years, I finally moved my portable washing machine from the kitchen to the back porch where the washer/dryer hook-ups are.....
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by indianasmith - June 19, 2026, 10:08:34 PM
My Saturday double feature, courtesy of Tubi TV:

THE BUNNY MAN (2021) - A guy in a giant white costume kills a bunch of people as a desperate sheriff tries to stop the slaughter.  UGH!  This movie was so poorly lit I couldn't see what was happening half the time, there was ne explanation or backstory about the killer and his motives, and I kept going to sleep.  Dull, poorly written drivel.  1.5/5

BIKINI SHARK (2025) - Pure B movie gold!  Truman Sullivan, a clothing designer who turns out expensive women's swimsuits, cuts corners and weaves toxic fibers into the fabric, which cause painful rashes on the victims and also draws massive sharks that can swim on dry land to come after anyone wearing them.  So Truman goes insane and begins sacrificing women to the sharks, believing that he is saving the rest of humanity from becoming shark bait.  Which makes sense to him, because he's addicted to sniffing the toxins from the swimsuits.  While it lacks nudity or explicit gore, this film makes up for it with some of the most painfully awful dialogue in history, like this gem:
"You need to stop sniffing those bikinis, Truman!"
"The bikinis are TRUTH, mother!"
Awful beyond words, so bad that it exhibits a kind of dreadful grandeur.  And sharks.   4/5
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by LilCerberus - June 19, 2026, 08:49:05 PM
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - June 19, 2026, 07:43:06 PM
^ Interesting.  It has happened to me.  :lookingup:

Cocktail Mix, Vol. 3

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Off Topic Discussion / Wordl Cup?
Last post by Rev. Powell - June 19, 2026, 05:54:37 PM
Anyone watching? We have a lot of international users.

I'll root for the home team. Also Spain (considering moving there and need to get a jump on the national obsession), Haiti (friends), South Africa (for Trevor), Scotland (for Alex). Not sure if Claws cares about Germany. Anyone else?
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Rev. Powell - June 19, 2026, 05:47:24 PM


"I Built You A Tower" by Death Cab for Cutie

My brother wants me to like Death Cab but I'm not feeling it.
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Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - June 19, 2026, 05:18:19 PM
GETZ/GILBERTO