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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - Today at 09:32:10 PMTonight's Stinker
Robotrix (1991)
https://youtu.be/5ScNL0rondU?si=2_GmYL-Mx1MqTVQs
A middle eastern prince goes frolicking in the pool with a group of nude women while a team of Asian policemen assigned to guard him watch..... The one policewoman on the team is put off & decides to step out.... A kidnapper gasses everyone in the pool, then shoots the policewoman on the way out......
Later, at a convention organized by the father of the prince, American & German android developers vie for a contract for a middle eastern android army.... Two androids get to fighting, things get out of hand, & a Japanese android comes in to save the day..... Then an evil mad scientist sends a video tape saying he's kidnapped the sheik's son, then transfers his mind into an android.....
This plot point is quickly forgotten until about an hour later.....
The dead policewoman's mind is put into an android..... Meanwhile, the police start looking for a man killing hookers.....
This one kept turning up in b-movie recommendations, had me thinking it was just going to be silly martial arts, but for the most part, was porn with jokes about misogyny & voyeurism set to a grating synth score, with no real plot....
Robotrix (1991)
https://youtu.be/5ScNL0rondU?si=2_GmYL-Mx1MqTVQs
A middle eastern prince goes frolicking in the pool with a group of nude women while a team of Asian policemen assigned to guard him watch..... The one policewoman on the team is put off & decides to step out.... A kidnapper gasses everyone in the pool, then shoots the policewoman on the way out......
Later, at a convention organized by the father of the prince, American & German android developers vie for a contract for a middle eastern android army.... Two androids get to fighting, things get out of hand, & a Japanese android comes in to save the day..... Then an evil mad scientist sends a video tape saying he's kidnapped the sheik's son, then transfers his mind into an android.....
This plot point is quickly forgotten until about an hour later.....
The dead policewoman's mind is put into an android..... Meanwhile, the police start looking for a man killing hookers.....
This one kept turning up in b-movie recommendations, had me thinking it was just going to be silly martial arts, but for the most part, was porn with jokes about misogyny & voyeurism set to a grating synth score, with no real plot....
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 08:33:23 PMGORILLA AT LARGE (1954):
It's hard for me to think of a more stacked cast in the mid-50s slumming in a greater mediocrity (though I am open to suggestions). Thus I submit to you Anne Bancroft, Lee J. Cobb, Lee Marvin, Raymond Burr, and Cameron Mitchell... in a Man-In-Suit potboiler where characters are menaced (very very slowly) at an urban circus by either a killer in a gorilla suit or a real errant gorilla or possibly both. If GORILLA AT LARGE was produced by Fox or Paramount or MGM you'd think this was a one-fell-swoop revenge strategy against a bunch of contracted actors who'd p**sed off the studio chief - but no, it was made by "Panoramic Pictures"
so presumably that fly-by-night studio just threw buckets of money into the Sunset Strip and then brought out the nets to capture anybody who ran into the street to nab a few bucks.
Bancroft was a working ingenue on the verge of playing wives and fallen ladies, still years off from THE MIRACLE WORKER; she plays the star trapeze artist and looks good enough that she might still have been a stretch for short comedy writer Mel Brooks. (I dunno when they met but they married a decade later.) Burr, a few months before REAR WINDOW and a year and change before GODZILLA, is Bancroft's hubby and the owner of the circus. In his big scene, he (falsely) confesses to being the gorilla-suited maniac and then punches a plate of glass.
Cobb (within months of ON THE WATERFRONT) brings a lot of gravitas to his investigating cop role, but he's clearly bored by the project. (At one point he reclines sleepily at his desk and orders an underling to brief him on the case because he's "too busy".) Marvin had already played the heavy in THE BIG HEAT but has the smallest (and silliest) role of the bunch, as an absentminded patrolman who gets knocked out and locked in the gorilla's cage. That leaves Mitchell, historically the weakest actor of the toney bunch, to enjoy the most screen time, including tons of dialogue, some light action, and even a love triangle w/ Bancroft and another dame. I primarily know Mitchell from his (even much worse) flicks from the 70s and 80s, when he was a wizened silver fox 
- plus lots of his early 50's credits are nearly invisible ensemble bits - so the full-color GORILLA AT LARGE is something of a revelation as it shows that young Mitchell (besides being only a serviceable actor) was also a weird-looking ginger....... 
.......Yes, double-standard time: Redheaded women, hottest entities in all God's Creation, but as for Mitchell and many redheaded men....... 
...Makes sense now that Mitch worked a lot more when he turned gray.
There's lot of relationship drama and very little monkey-action. (The climax is just KING KONG on a tiny fraction of the scale.) Although shot and released in 3D, there's almost no attempt to exploit the format for funsies. All that said, I did enjoy the gorilla suit! It's one of the sumo-wrestler-sized ones, like in Ron Ormond's UNTAMED MISTRESS, but of a higher quality, and w/ pretty slick facial feature-articulation. In the movie's best/funniest moment, the escaped gorilla wanders the midway and gazes upon first some cheezy animatronic chimp robots, and then on some wholly uncool sambo-like dancing puppets. The racist iconography is a bummer, but the disapproving look on the gorilla's face is priceless. 2.5/5
It's hard for me to think of a more stacked cast in the mid-50s slumming in a greater mediocrity (though I am open to suggestions). Thus I submit to you Anne Bancroft, Lee J. Cobb, Lee Marvin, Raymond Burr, and Cameron Mitchell... in a Man-In-Suit potboiler where characters are menaced (very very slowly) at an urban circus by either a killer in a gorilla suit or a real errant gorilla or possibly both. If GORILLA AT LARGE was produced by Fox or Paramount or MGM you'd think this was a one-fell-swoop revenge strategy against a bunch of contracted actors who'd p**sed off the studio chief - but no, it was made by "Panoramic Pictures"
so presumably that fly-by-night studio just threw buckets of money into the Sunset Strip and then brought out the nets to capture anybody who ran into the street to nab a few bucks.Bancroft was a working ingenue on the verge of playing wives and fallen ladies, still years off from THE MIRACLE WORKER; she plays the star trapeze artist and looks good enough that she might still have been a stretch for short comedy writer Mel Brooks. (I dunno when they met but they married a decade later.) Burr, a few months before REAR WINDOW and a year and change before GODZILLA, is Bancroft's hubby and the owner of the circus. In his big scene, he (falsely) confesses to being the gorilla-suited maniac and then punches a plate of glass.
Cobb (within months of ON THE WATERFRONT) brings a lot of gravitas to his investigating cop role, but he's clearly bored by the project. (At one point he reclines sleepily at his desk and orders an underling to brief him on the case because he's "too busy".) Marvin had already played the heavy in THE BIG HEAT but has the smallest (and silliest) role of the bunch, as an absentminded patrolman who gets knocked out and locked in the gorilla's cage. That leaves Mitchell, historically the weakest actor of the toney bunch, to enjoy the most screen time, including tons of dialogue, some light action, and even a love triangle w/ Bancroft and another dame. I primarily know Mitchell from his (even much worse) flicks from the 70s and 80s, when he was a wizened silver fox - plus lots of his early 50's credits are nearly invisible ensemble bits - so the full-color GORILLA AT LARGE is something of a revelation as it shows that young Mitchell (besides being only a serviceable actor) was also a weird-looking ginger....... .......Yes, double-standard time: Redheaded women, hottest entities in all God's Creation, but as for Mitchell and many redheaded men....... ...Makes sense now that Mitch worked a lot more when he turned gray. There's lot of relationship drama and very little monkey-action. (The climax is just KING KONG on a tiny fraction of the scale.) Although shot and released in 3D, there's almost no attempt to exploit the format for funsies. All that said, I did enjoy the gorilla suit! It's one of the sumo-wrestler-sized ones, like in Ron Ormond's UNTAMED MISTRESS, but of a higher quality, and w/ pretty slick facial feature-articulation. In the movie's best/funniest moment, the escaped gorilla wanders the midway and gazes upon first some cheezy animatronic chimp robots, and then on some wholly uncool sambo-like dancing puppets.
The racist iconography is a bummer, but the disapproving look on the gorilla's face is priceless. 2.5/5 #3
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - Today at 08:23:20 PM"Welcome To Kutsher's: The Last Catskills Resort" (2015)
A nostalgic look back at Kutsher's, an upstate New York hotel resort in the heart of the so called "Borscht Belt" in the Catskill Mountains. During the area's heyday in the 1950s and 60s, the Catskills were dotted with hundreds of similar destinations for vacationing Jewish New Yorkers, but at the dawn of the 21st century, Kutsher's was the last one still in business, though it was facing an uncertain future. (The film reveals that the resort finally closed in 2013).
I never visited Kutsher's, but my grandparents lived in upstate NY when I was a kid, and I remember seeing roadside billboards and advertisements for it (and its many competitors) all along our way to visit them. Even then, such resorts were relics from a bygone age, so I was surprised to learn that Kutsher's hung in as long as they did. An interesting, affectionate history lesson.
A nostalgic look back at Kutsher's, an upstate New York hotel resort in the heart of the so called "Borscht Belt" in the Catskill Mountains. During the area's heyday in the 1950s and 60s, the Catskills were dotted with hundreds of similar destinations for vacationing Jewish New Yorkers, but at the dawn of the 21st century, Kutsher's was the last one still in business, though it was facing an uncertain future. (The film reveals that the resort finally closed in 2013).
I never visited Kutsher's, but my grandparents lived in upstate NY when I was a kid, and I remember seeing roadside billboards and advertisements for it (and its many competitors) all along our way to visit them. Even then, such resorts were relics from a bygone age, so I was surprised to learn that Kutsher's hung in as long as they did. An interesting, affectionate history lesson.
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Good Movies / Re: The Odyessy (2026)
Last post by WingedSerpent - Today at 08:20:40 PMQuote from: Rev. Powell on Today at 08:07:16 PMI'm seeing it in IMAX a week from today. Did you see it that way or just in the regular theater?
Regular Theater
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Good Movies / Re: The Odyessy (2026)
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 08:07:16 PMI'm seeing it in IMAX a week from today. Did you see it that way or just in the regular theater?
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Bad Movies / Re: Films you don't talk about...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 07:40:04 PMDalmatian Bobby Samaritan, are you for real?
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Good Movies / The Odyessy (2026)
Last post by WingedSerpent - Today at 07:02:57 PMThis was really good.
I'm not really going to rehash the plot here, but it pretty much follows the classic myth, with a bit of the Illiad thrown in. We do see the Trojan Horse and the destruction of Troy. But it covers probably everything you remember about it if you first read it in high school like I did.
I guess there's been plenty of standard internet outrage, about casting. I'm just going to say the two controversial ones aren't really in the movie enough to make a big deal about it.
I thought the visual design of many moments looked really good. It has some horror movie elements.
There is the Cyclops story, and the design of the creature is a bit uncanny. Still a very traditional design, but they elevate it a bit by having some of its features slanted. Making it almost look like birth defects instead of a natural creature.
Circe transforming Odysseus's men into pigs looks like something out of a body horror movie.
I'll say the one that disappointed me was Scyalla. Just a couple of worm like tentacles. It's hinted at that they might be attached to a larger creature, but we never see it.
SO, if you have a chance to see it, I'd recommend it.
I'm not really going to rehash the plot here, but it pretty much follows the classic myth, with a bit of the Illiad thrown in. We do see the Trojan Horse and the destruction of Troy. But it covers probably everything you remember about it if you first read it in high school like I did.
I guess there's been plenty of standard internet outrage, about casting. I'm just going to say the two controversial ones aren't really in the movie enough to make a big deal about it.
I thought the visual design of many moments looked really good. It has some horror movie elements.
There is the Cyclops story, and the design of the creature is a bit uncanny. Still a very traditional design, but they elevate it a bit by having some of its features slanted. Making it almost look like birth defects instead of a natural creature.
Circe transforming Odysseus's men into pigs looks like something out of a body horror movie.
I'll say the one that disappointed me was Scyalla. Just a couple of worm like tentacles. It's hinted at that they might be attached to a larger creature, but we never see it.
SO, if you have a chance to see it, I'd recommend it.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: World Cup?
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 07:02:09 PMArgentina did not seem classy. Glad my adopted team one. See you in 4 years, maybe the US will be more competitive then (though I doubt it).
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: World Cup?
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 06:28:16 PMthat was such an awkward game to watch... and no idea what Tom Cruise's speech was about? (far from the weirdest moment of the 'entertainment' though.)
Argentina players brawling after the final whistle was so scummy
Argentina players brawling after the final whistle was so scummy
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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - Today at 05:43:48 PM"Hollywood Rocks!" (2008)
Members of Quiet Riot, Great White, Ratt, Jetboy, L.A. Guns, and many more tell the sordid history of the L.A. glam metal scene in the 1980s. Lots of good stories accompanied by lots of rare photos and vintage video clips. A must watch for hair metal fans!
Members of Quiet Riot, Great White, Ratt, Jetboy, L.A. Guns, and many more tell the sordid history of the L.A. glam metal scene in the 1980s. Lots of good stories accompanied by lots of rare photos and vintage video clips. A must watch for hair metal fans!