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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by Senor Citizen - Today at 08:48:43 AMThe Shadow (1994)
Not-so-good superhero movie from 90`s (you can see and feel it) that steals/borrows from Batman (1989).
Entertaining but not interesting enough for re-watch.
Not-so-good superhero movie from 90`s (you can see and feel it) that steals/borrows from Batman (1989).
Entertaining but not interesting enough for re-watch.
#12
Bad Movies / Re: Recent Movie Purchases, pa...
Last post by Senor Citizen - Today at 08:39:25 AMScanner Cop 1&2-4k
#14
What Was That Film? / Re: Scene from a 70's softcore...
Last post by MipMipMee - Today at 08:30:57 AMI've decided I'm going to have to let this go. It's obvious why I was interested in that scene, it triggered a strong reaction in me in that Summer before I went to college, back when the Cinemax/Showtime late night movies seemed like coming of age fun and the world wasn't so deathly serious. Being infatuated with a woman, even from a movie clip, didn't seem that unusual.
I looked through lists of "After Dark" movies, dozens of Cinemax promo clips, IMDB entries, and whatever guides/schedules I could find. It's odd those three months in 1986 didn't have much availble, the TV Guides of the time didn't list Cinemax late night shows....well I guess I know why. It could have been one of the "nurses" movies like "Candy Stripe Nurses" that was airing about that time. I feel likely it was the 1972 "The Snow Bunnies" as one performer, Starlyn Simone, strongly resembled the woman I remember.
However even if I found the movie the softcore ones are in this nether region where they aren't online, it's either X-rated or commercial fare, and not many made it DVD.
But, that was then. As the memories came back some of the movies I did remember from that time seem really sleazy now, and what been gratuitous fun and humor wasn't, so I guess sometimes your memories aren't what you think they are.
I looked through lists of "After Dark" movies, dozens of Cinemax promo clips, IMDB entries, and whatever guides/schedules I could find. It's odd those three months in 1986 didn't have much availble, the TV Guides of the time didn't list Cinemax late night shows....well I guess I know why. It could have been one of the "nurses" movies like "Candy Stripe Nurses" that was airing about that time. I feel likely it was the 1972 "The Snow Bunnies" as one performer, Starlyn Simone, strongly resembled the woman I remember.
However even if I found the movie the softcore ones are in this nether region where they aren't online, it's either X-rated or commercial fare, and not many made it DVD.
But, that was then. As the memories came back some of the movies I did remember from that time seem really sleazy now, and what been gratuitous fun and humor wasn't, so I guess sometimes your memories aren't what you think they are.
#15
Bad Movies / Re: TOILET ZOMBIE BABY STRIKES...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 08:14:54 AMQuote from: indianasmith on Today at 07:08:21 AMIt's worse than liver and onion ice cream, it's worse than stepping on cold cat vomit in a dark room, it's worse than Donald Trump singing Metallica's greatest hits. It hits the eyes like a pan of hot bacon grease with horse urine mixed in. It assaults the ears like a dead cat playing the violin with its teeth. This movie made Journey stop believing. This movie made Chuck Norris cry. This movie made Celine Dion's heart stop going on.
😳😄😀😅😆😀😃😄😆😅🤣😂
Oh man, thanks for the much needed lulz. I have been very badly depressed and am now smiling.
I found out to my horror that THIS.THING. is available on Blu Ray on Amazon and WAS glad when I got a message saying that they don't ship to South Africa 🙄😆😃
If they did ship to me, I would buy the disc and then throw it away 😳😉🤣😅😅😆
#16
Bad Movies / TOILET ZOMBIE BABY STRIKES BAC...
Last post by indianasmith - Today at 07:08:21 AM I have seen some awful movies, from THE BLOOD SHED to JEBEDIAH'S AXE to FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE. I have seen movies so bad that I wanted to poke my eyes out with a fork. But, what was the WORST movie I've ever seen? Before last night, I would have probably gone with FAMILY PROPERTY.
But a movie about an aborted baby (not voluntarily, the mother was stabbed in the opening scene and he emerged in her death throes) crawling around, making wisecracks, smoking cigarettes, and cutting off penises has to take its place. There are no words for how bad this cheap, black and white, zero budget chunk of cinematic diarrhea actually is! It's worse than liver and onion ice cream, it's worse than stepping on cold cat vomit in a dark room, it's worse than Donald Trump singing Metallica's greatest hits. It hits the eyes like a pan of hot bacon grease with horse urine mixed in. It assaults the ears like a dead cat playing the violin with its teeth. This movie made Journey stop believing. This movie made Chuck Norris cry. This movie made Celine Dion's heart stop going on. It was so bad, so cheap, so bizarre, and so absolutely pointless that there is only one thing left for me to do after subjecting my eyes and ears to this level of assault.
And that is to recommend this thing you to guys! I found it on the "Free and Awesome" channel. Seriously, I want your takes on it. This movie is BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But a movie about an aborted baby (not voluntarily, the mother was stabbed in the opening scene and he emerged in her death throes) crawling around, making wisecracks, smoking cigarettes, and cutting off penises has to take its place. There are no words for how bad this cheap, black and white, zero budget chunk of cinematic diarrhea actually is! It's worse than liver and onion ice cream, it's worse than stepping on cold cat vomit in a dark room, it's worse than Donald Trump singing Metallica's greatest hits. It hits the eyes like a pan of hot bacon grease with horse urine mixed in. It assaults the ears like a dead cat playing the violin with its teeth. This movie made Journey stop believing. This movie made Chuck Norris cry. This movie made Celine Dion's heart stop going on. It was so bad, so cheap, so bizarre, and so absolutely pointless that there is only one thing left for me to do after subjecting my eyes and ears to this level of assault.
And that is to recommend this thing you to guys! I found it on the "Free and Awesome" channel. Seriously, I want your takes on it. This movie is BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#17
Good Movies / Re: What is your first Horror ...
Last post by indianasmith - Today at 06:58:56 AMIt was one of the classic Universal monster films from the 1930's, but I don't recall which one - I was really young, and it was over 50 years ago. Maybe FRANKENSTEIN? Even as a kid, I loved those things!
#18
Good Movies / Re: What is your first Horror ...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 06:23:30 AMThis is difficult to answer. There were a lot of horror movies playing on aerial/network on weekend afternoons in '79-'81, before we got HBO (and POLTERGEIST played non-stop for months in '82 or '83). I can't place most of the earlier ones, but among them were definitely LEGEND OF BOGGY freaking CREEK and CREATURE FROM BLACK LAKE, as well as an array of Universal monster movie stuff (DRAC, FRANK, CREATURE FTBL) and the Vincent Price HOUSE OF WAX. Probably some other popular 70s stuff that I saw again on TV slightly later and so remember less clearly from toddlerhood (I definitely recall seeing PIRANHA many times).
Then of course my parents watched AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON in prime time in (I'd guess) late '81 or sometime in '82 and that opening scene and then the home invasion sent me screaming out of the room. The original FRIDAY THE 13TH was also on TV around this time, and I could only keep watching until "Crazy Ralph" delivered his famous warning, and that was too much for me. AMERICAN WEREWOLF was definitely uncut so maybe those were on HBO quickly after my parents subscribed.
Then of course my parents watched AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON in prime time in (I'd guess) late '81 or sometime in '82 and that opening scene and then the home invasion sent me screaming out of the room. The original FRIDAY THE 13TH was also on TV around this time, and I could only keep watching until "Crazy Ralph" delivered his famous warning, and that was too much for me. AMERICAN WEREWOLF was definitely uncut so maybe those were on HBO quickly after my parents subscribed.
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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - Today at 06:21:10 AMyeah I'm not that Seagal and >insert any action star< really get on too well... I know he has beef with Van Damme... It's like westside compton out there!
AD/BC
https://youtu.be/JS1eTb6smNM?si=xzYkfkpUuZ0kWCNc
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https://youtu.be/JS1eTb6smNM?si=xzYkfkpUuZ0kWCNc
#20
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - Today at 06:10:07 AMI've seen a lot of Matt Berry but haven't located AD. Can I get it online or do you have a UK physical release?
Ahnuld is in EXPENDABLES 2, right? I've heard (from my close persona friends Dana Carvey and Bob Odenkirk, heh) that Ahnuld and Seagal specifically do not mix. Remarkable though that Stallone thought tha franchise could succeed w/o Seagal!
Ahnuld is in EXPENDABLES 2, right? I've heard (from my close persona friends Dana Carvey and Bob Odenkirk, heh) that Ahnuld and Seagal specifically do not mix. Remarkable though that Stallone thought tha franchise could succeed w/o Seagal!