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Last post by Sitting Duck - Today at 08:04:36 AMA roundtable on movies that got adapted as Saturday morning cartoons.
https://mutantreviewersmovies.com/2024/10/19/mutant-roundtable-what-are-our-favorite-cartoon-movie-adaptations/
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by claws - Today at 06:56:48 AMIs it just me, or has the holiday spirit vanished from YouTube ads? This season, I've seen next to no festive content besides the Coca-Cola truck. Instead, my feed is filled with "summer-themed" car ads and pet food. Even worse, the day after Christmas, the algorithm immediately pivoted to aggressive summer vacation promos. I miss the days of traditional TV, where every commercial break felt genuinely festive.
#17
Good Movies / Re: Movie Anniversaries in 202...
Last post by claws - Today at 04:21:31 AM2011 (15th Anniversary)
### TIER 1: THE MASTERPIECES
1. Drive - A neon-soaked, ultra-stylish neo-noir with a career-defining performance by Ryan Gosling.
2. The Artist - A breathtaking and charming silent-film tribute that deserved its Best Picture win.
3. Rango - A visually stunning, sophisticated Western that happens to be an animated movie about a lizard.
4. The Cabin in the Woods - A brilliant, meta-commentary on the horror genre that subverts every trope imaginable.
### TIER 2: HIGH QUALITY (EXCELLENT TO GREAT)
5. Rise of the Planet of the Apes - A rare blockbuster with a soul, anchored by Andy Serkis's incredible mo-cap work.
6. Attack the Block - A high-energy, witty sci-fi adventure that introduced the world to John Boyega.
7. Bridesmaids - A hilarious, groundbreaking comedy that proved R-rated female-led ensembles are box-office gold.
8. You're Next - One of the smartest and most brutal home-invasion thrillers ever made.
9. Super 8 - A nostalgic and heartwarming "kids on an adventure" flick that feels like classic Spielberg.
10. The Grey - A harrowing survival drama that is much more philosophical and moving than its "Liam Neeson vs. Wolves" premise suggests.
11. The Innkeepers - Ti West delivers a masterful, slow-burn ghost story with great chemistry between the leads.
### TIER 3: SOLID ENTERTAINMENT (GOOD TO DECENT)
12. Captain America: The First Avenger - A charming, old-fashioned pulp adventure that perfectly sets up Steve Rogers.
13. Thor - Kenneth Branagh brings a welcome Shakespearean weight to the cosmic family drama of the MCU.
14. Scream 4 - A sharp, self-aware return to form for the franchise that was ahead of its time regarding social media.
15. Horrible Bosses - A mean-spirited but consistently funny workplace comedy with a great ensemble.
16. Fright Night - A rare remake that honors the original while adding its own fun, modern energy.
17. Final Destination 5 - Features some of the best kills in the series and a genuinely clever "full circle" ending.
18. My Week with Marilyn - Michelle Williams is transformative in a film that otherwise feels like a standard biopic.
19. Our Idiot Brother - A sweet, low-stakes comedy that succeeds entirely on Paul Rudd's immense likability.
20. Take Me Home Tonight - A breezy, fun 80s throwback that captures the vibe of the era better than most.
21. Unknown - A solid, twisty Liam Neeson thriller that keeps you guessing until the final act.
22. Drive Angry - Pure, unadulterated Nicolas Cage chaos that embraces its over-the-top grindhouse roots.
23. The Squad (El Páramo) - A tense, atmospheric Colombian horror film that uses its isolated setting to great effect.
24. A Lonely Place to Die - A taut, well-shot mountain thriller with impressive stunt work and high stakes.
25. Retreat - A claustrophobic three-person thriller that relies heavily on its paranoid atmosphere.
26. The Awakening - A handsomely produced, traditional British ghost story with a solid lead performance by Rebecca Hall.
### TIER 4: THE MIXED BAG (MEDIOCRE TO FLAWED)
27. Paranormal Activity 3 - Effectively expands the lore and provides some creative "jump" moments for fans of the style.
28. The Green Hornet - An awkward mix of Seth Rogen's humor and Gondry's visuals that never quite finds its rhythm.
29. Sucker Punch - Visually ambitious and stylistically bold, but narratively hollow and emotionally distant.
30. Battle: Los Angeles - A loud, shaky-cam alien invasion movie that feels more like a video game than a film.
31. The Thing - A functional but ultimately unnecessary prequel that suffers from replacing practical effects with mediocre CGI.
32. Immortals - Visually stunning action sequences wrapped in a story that is unfortunately forgettable.
33. The Rite - A very standard exorcism drama that even Anthony Hopkins can't quite save from mediocrity.
34. I Am Number Four - A generic young-adult sci-fi adaptation that fails to spark much interest for a sequel.
35. Grave Encounters - A found-footage flick that starts with a fun premise but descends into predictable clichés.
36. Detention - A hyperactive, genre-mashing experimental comedy that will either delight or exhaust you.
37. The Caller - A decent, low-budget supernatural phone thriller with a few clever ideas.
38. Apartment 143 - A derivative found-footage haunting movie that offers very little new to the subgenre.
### TIER 5: THE LOWER TIERS (DISAPPOINTING TO POOR)
39. Green Lantern - A CGI-heavy disappointment that feels dated and lacks the heart of its comic book source.
40. Hobo with a Shotgun - Deliberately trashy and ultra-violent; it achieves its goal but is definitely an acquired taste.
41. Apollo 18 - A slow-moving found-footage horror that fails to make the moon feel truly frightening.
42. Priest - Stylized vampire action that feels incredibly empty and derivative of better "post-apocalyptic" films.
43. Chillerama - A gross-out horror anthology that is strictly for die-hard fans of B-movie schlock.
44. Hostel: Part III - A direct-to-video sequel that lacks the tension and "vision" of Eli Roth's original entries.
45. Intruders - A confused supernatural thriller that struggles to connect its multiple storylines effectively.
### TIER 6: THE BOTTOM (BARGAIN BIN)
46. Creature - A very low-budget and forgettable monster movie that feels like a throwback in the wrong ways.
47. Rites of Spring - An awkward blend of a kidnapping thriller and a monster movie that doesn't excel at either.
48. Mega Python vs. Gatoroid - Pure Syfy channel cheese that is fun for a "bad movie night" but objectively poor.
49. Children of the Corn: Genesis - A lifeless addition to a franchise that had already run out of ideas decades ago.
50. Supershark - Low-budget shark schlock that lacks the self-aware charm needed to make it truly watchable.
51. Swamp Shark - Another generic "giant shark" entry that offers nothing you haven't seen before.
52. Hellraiser: Revelations - A rushed, low-quality sequel made solely to keep film rights; a low point for the series.
### TIER 1: THE MASTERPIECES
1. Drive - A neon-soaked, ultra-stylish neo-noir with a career-defining performance by Ryan Gosling.
2. The Artist - A breathtaking and charming silent-film tribute that deserved its Best Picture win.
3. Rango - A visually stunning, sophisticated Western that happens to be an animated movie about a lizard.
4. The Cabin in the Woods - A brilliant, meta-commentary on the horror genre that subverts every trope imaginable.
### TIER 2: HIGH QUALITY (EXCELLENT TO GREAT)
5. Rise of the Planet of the Apes - A rare blockbuster with a soul, anchored by Andy Serkis's incredible mo-cap work.
6. Attack the Block - A high-energy, witty sci-fi adventure that introduced the world to John Boyega.
7. Bridesmaids - A hilarious, groundbreaking comedy that proved R-rated female-led ensembles are box-office gold.
8. You're Next - One of the smartest and most brutal home-invasion thrillers ever made.
9. Super 8 - A nostalgic and heartwarming "kids on an adventure" flick that feels like classic Spielberg.
10. The Grey - A harrowing survival drama that is much more philosophical and moving than its "Liam Neeson vs. Wolves" premise suggests.
11. The Innkeepers - Ti West delivers a masterful, slow-burn ghost story with great chemistry between the leads.
### TIER 3: SOLID ENTERTAINMENT (GOOD TO DECENT)
12. Captain America: The First Avenger - A charming, old-fashioned pulp adventure that perfectly sets up Steve Rogers.
13. Thor - Kenneth Branagh brings a welcome Shakespearean weight to the cosmic family drama of the MCU.
14. Scream 4 - A sharp, self-aware return to form for the franchise that was ahead of its time regarding social media.
15. Horrible Bosses - A mean-spirited but consistently funny workplace comedy with a great ensemble.
16. Fright Night - A rare remake that honors the original while adding its own fun, modern energy.
17. Final Destination 5 - Features some of the best kills in the series and a genuinely clever "full circle" ending.
18. My Week with Marilyn - Michelle Williams is transformative in a film that otherwise feels like a standard biopic.
19. Our Idiot Brother - A sweet, low-stakes comedy that succeeds entirely on Paul Rudd's immense likability.
20. Take Me Home Tonight - A breezy, fun 80s throwback that captures the vibe of the era better than most.
21. Unknown - A solid, twisty Liam Neeson thriller that keeps you guessing until the final act.
22. Drive Angry - Pure, unadulterated Nicolas Cage chaos that embraces its over-the-top grindhouse roots.
23. The Squad (El Páramo) - A tense, atmospheric Colombian horror film that uses its isolated setting to great effect.
24. A Lonely Place to Die - A taut, well-shot mountain thriller with impressive stunt work and high stakes.
25. Retreat - A claustrophobic three-person thriller that relies heavily on its paranoid atmosphere.
26. The Awakening - A handsomely produced, traditional British ghost story with a solid lead performance by Rebecca Hall.
### TIER 4: THE MIXED BAG (MEDIOCRE TO FLAWED)
27. Paranormal Activity 3 - Effectively expands the lore and provides some creative "jump" moments for fans of the style.
28. The Green Hornet - An awkward mix of Seth Rogen's humor and Gondry's visuals that never quite finds its rhythm.
29. Sucker Punch - Visually ambitious and stylistically bold, but narratively hollow and emotionally distant.
30. Battle: Los Angeles - A loud, shaky-cam alien invasion movie that feels more like a video game than a film.
31. The Thing - A functional but ultimately unnecessary prequel that suffers from replacing practical effects with mediocre CGI.
32. Immortals - Visually stunning action sequences wrapped in a story that is unfortunately forgettable.
33. The Rite - A very standard exorcism drama that even Anthony Hopkins can't quite save from mediocrity.
34. I Am Number Four - A generic young-adult sci-fi adaptation that fails to spark much interest for a sequel.
35. Grave Encounters - A found-footage flick that starts with a fun premise but descends into predictable clichés.
36. Detention - A hyperactive, genre-mashing experimental comedy that will either delight or exhaust you.
37. The Caller - A decent, low-budget supernatural phone thriller with a few clever ideas.
38. Apartment 143 - A derivative found-footage haunting movie that offers very little new to the subgenre.
### TIER 5: THE LOWER TIERS (DISAPPOINTING TO POOR)
39. Green Lantern - A CGI-heavy disappointment that feels dated and lacks the heart of its comic book source.
40. Hobo with a Shotgun - Deliberately trashy and ultra-violent; it achieves its goal but is definitely an acquired taste.
41. Apollo 18 - A slow-moving found-footage horror that fails to make the moon feel truly frightening.
42. Priest - Stylized vampire action that feels incredibly empty and derivative of better "post-apocalyptic" films.
43. Chillerama - A gross-out horror anthology that is strictly for die-hard fans of B-movie schlock.
44. Hostel: Part III - A direct-to-video sequel that lacks the tension and "vision" of Eli Roth's original entries.
45. Intruders - A confused supernatural thriller that struggles to connect its multiple storylines effectively.
### TIER 6: THE BOTTOM (BARGAIN BIN)
46. Creature - A very low-budget and forgettable monster movie that feels like a throwback in the wrong ways.
47. Rites of Spring - An awkward blend of a kidnapping thriller and a monster movie that doesn't excel at either.
48. Mega Python vs. Gatoroid - Pure Syfy channel cheese that is fun for a "bad movie night" but objectively poor.
49. Children of the Corn: Genesis - A lifeless addition to a franchise that had already run out of ideas decades ago.
50. Supershark - Low-budget shark schlock that lacks the self-aware charm needed to make it truly watchable.
51. Swamp Shark - Another generic "giant shark" entry that offers nothing you haven't seen before.
52. Hellraiser: Revelations - A rushed, low-quality sequel made solely to keep film rights; a low point for the series.
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Off Topic Discussion / Re: Alex's even longer post th...
Last post by Trevor - Today at 12:54:30 AMQuote from: Alex on Today at 12:32:45 AMHad to ditch one of the Autism groups I've had started following. 90% of its posts were about autistic kids that had wandered off by themselves and died. I understand the need to raise awareness, but this was relentless. These acknowledgements might be for someone who had died recently or had done so years or decades ago. I don't know if it was friends or family sending the details or what, but reading these obituaries every day wasn't helping me in any way and I don't think their are any words that I could say that would make anyone who did know the victim any.
Six days of snow now. I've seen heavier falls in other areas, but for Lossie this is a lot. I wonder if its part of climate change or just an off year. Our street isn't too bad, but the main one running through the estate was basically a sheet of ice from one side to the other. Guess I'll be doing to penguin waddle getting home in that. Schools were closed yesterday. Today they are opening late (the high school is only opening because volunteers gritted the long path from the road down to the school.
Hugs to Kirsty and Ash 🤗😊🐢
#19
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Alex's even longer post th...
Last post by Alex - Today at 12:32:45 AMHad to ditch one of the Autism groups I've had started following. 90% of its posts were about autistic kids that had wandered off by themselves and died. I understand the need to raise awareness, but this was relentless. These acknowledgements might be for someone who had died recently or had done so years or decades ago. I don't know if it was friends or family sending the details or what, but reading these obituaries every day wasn't helping me in any way and I don't think their are any words that I could say that would make anyone who did know the victim any.
Six days of snow now. I've seen heavier falls in other areas, but for Lossie this is a lot. I wonder if its part of climate change or just an off year. Our street isn't too bad, but the main one running through the estate was basically a sheet of ice from one side to the other. Guess I'll be doing to penguin waddle getting home in that. Schools were closed yesterday. Today they are opening late (the high school is only opening because volunteers gritted the long path from the road down to the school.
Six days of snow now. I've seen heavier falls in other areas, but for Lossie this is a lot. I wonder if its part of climate change or just an off year. Our street isn't too bad, but the main one running through the estate was basically a sheet of ice from one side to the other. Guess I'll be doing to penguin waddle getting home in that. Schools were closed yesterday. Today they are opening late (the high school is only opening because volunteers gritted the long path from the road down to the school.
#20
Off Topic Discussion / Re: the I hate xmas thread
Last post by LilCerberus - Today at 12:11:26 AMA late entry here...
As most of you know, I was a fan of Rush Limbaugh in his living years.... But there was one thing I really couldn't stomach....
As a music lover, sometime in the early '90s, he discovered Mannheim Steamroller, and their new Christmas album...
I couldn't understand his excitement, I'd already lived through Harold Faltermeyer, Jan Hammer and dozens of other synth rock bands of the 1980s....
But Rush would play the same two or three songs all throughout every show in December, then to the very end...
For me, January didn't just mean the end of the holiday season, but also, no more Mannheim Steamroller for the next eleven months!
As most of you know, I was a fan of Rush Limbaugh in his living years.... But there was one thing I really couldn't stomach....
As a music lover, sometime in the early '90s, he discovered Mannheim Steamroller, and their new Christmas album...
I couldn't understand his excitement, I'd already lived through Harold Faltermeyer, Jan Hammer and dozens of other synth rock bands of the 1980s....
But Rush would play the same two or three songs all throughout every show in December, then to the very end...
For me, January didn't just mean the end of the holiday season, but also, no more Mannheim Steamroller for the next eleven months!