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Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - April 26, 2026, 08:56:57 PMTonight's Stinker
Zeta One (1969)
https://youtu.be/QW5wFpnm19M?si=jMflyULWNRWkQsRs
Seventies soft core porn comedy.... Opening credits promising women in c-thru, barely there & not at all outfits...
So this secret agent gets home to find someone broke into his apartment... He investigates & finds it's his boss's secretary, who wants to know about his mission.... After a long & grating flirtation scene & a roll in the hay, about twenty minutes into the movie he decides to start talking....
So this criminal mastermind of some sort has been following alien women who have been abducting strippers to maintain their all female population.... He learns they've been eyeing one local stripper, so he gives her a transmitter to find the alien base.... The agent is tasked with saving the girl & finding out what the criminals are up to, but flubs both...
The aliens send a girl to keep the agent busy, and abduct the stripper, while one of their spies gets captured by the criminals....
Any more story development disappears at this point.....
Seriously, any suspension of disbelief is next to impossible..... It's not about anything but the nudity in the second half.... Feels like it was cobbled together from several other pornos starring the same people, & then an ADHD five year old & a libidinous thirteen year old wrote a script around it.....
Zeta One (1969)
https://youtu.be/QW5wFpnm19M?si=jMflyULWNRWkQsRs
Seventies soft core porn comedy.... Opening credits promising women in c-thru, barely there & not at all outfits...
So this secret agent gets home to find someone broke into his apartment... He investigates & finds it's his boss's secretary, who wants to know about his mission.... After a long & grating flirtation scene & a roll in the hay, about twenty minutes into the movie he decides to start talking....
So this criminal mastermind of some sort has been following alien women who have been abducting strippers to maintain their all female population.... He learns they've been eyeing one local stripper, so he gives her a transmitter to find the alien base.... The agent is tasked with saving the girl & finding out what the criminals are up to, but flubs both...
The aliens send a girl to keep the agent busy, and abduct the stripper, while one of their spies gets captured by the criminals....
Any more story development disappears at this point.....
Seriously, any suspension of disbelief is next to impossible..... It's not about anything but the nudity in the second half.... Feels like it was cobbled together from several other pornos starring the same people, & then an ADHD five year old & a libidinous thirteen year old wrote a script around it.....
#12
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by bob - April 26, 2026, 08:34:49 PM
Where's the cactus?
#13
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by bob - April 26, 2026, 08:29:58 PM11
ESPN 30 for 30 Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL? (2009)
ESPN 30 for 30 Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL? (2009)
#14
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by Rev. Powell - April 26, 2026, 08:03:27 PM
What's you favorite trio?
#15
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by Rev. Powell - April 26, 2026, 07:56:39 PM10. Spoonful of Sugar
#16
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by zombie no.one - April 26, 2026, 04:46:26 PM9. POPCORN (1991)
#17
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by LilCerberus - April 26, 2026, 04:12:54 PM7) Meatballs(1979)
8) Hot Dog... The Movie(1984)
8) Hot Dog... The Movie(1984)
#18
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by zombie no.one - April 26, 2026, 03:56:00 PM6. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)
#19
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by Trevor - April 26, 2026, 02:54:17 PM5. SPIDERMAN NO FOOD AT HOME 😉
#20
Good Movies / Re: 100 movies with FOOD in th...
Last post by Trevor - April 26, 2026, 02:53:34 PM4. CORNBREAD EARL AND ME