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#11
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Alex - Today at 10:01:21 AM
That would be better than the couple who asked me to join them for a threesome while I was working. She was nice looking, but he was ginger haired and I don't want to see that naked.
#12
I had a threesome a while back... it was great, despite a couple of no-shows.
#13
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by bob - Today at 09:33:14 AM


#14
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by claws - Today at 09:05:28 AM
^^

Wow, two days of non-stop effort? Most people would have gone to HR after the first ten minutes.

I remember your threesome story (and a few others), is there something in the water over there?  :bouncegiggle:
#15
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by Alex - Today at 06:32:47 AM
Underworld.

I've been finding a few 80s movies that had previously escaped my notice on Tubi. This one stood out slightly. Not because of the film itself. Despite a lot of good names in the cast (Denholm Elliott, Steve Berkoff, Art Malik, Ingrid Pitt and Miranda Richardson are all in this for example), the acting is subpar. One of the writers was Clive Barker, and I can see a lot of elements in this one that would emerge in his later material (especially Nightbreed/Cabal).

The first scene with Berkoff I found incredibly distracting. His "hair" brought back memories of Nichole Williamson as Merlin in Excalibur and not in a flattering way for Berkoff.

Not one I'd recommend, but I've seen much worse.
#16
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Alex - Today at 04:41:13 AM
In the names of the gods, what the hell?

I just spent two days telling a woman that I was not interested in having casual sex with her. Even outright telling her that I simply did not find her attractive in any way did not dissuade her from her onslaught. I tried saying it in a circumspect manner, I tried less subtle hints, then I got downright brutal and it made no difference. I asked my co-worker what he thought of this person and his reply was "She's rats".

Anyway, about 10 minutes ago she seemed to relent and give up. Here is hoping she's taken the hint and will try elsewhere.
#17
He seems to be taking it pretty well. He's still on the deck having parties every night.

When you embezzle money, you also get in trouble for not reporting that money to the IRS as income, which seems a little crazy.
#18
Good Movies / Re: Recent theatrical viewings
Last post by chainsaw midget - June 14, 2026, 11:07:59 PM
I saw Masters of the Universe. 

I think this is about as god a movie as you could possibly hope for with He-man. It pokes fun at itself a few times, but never seems to mock what it's based on. The classic cartoon was the type that wanted to teach you a lesson and I enjoyed they they actually worked that into He-man's character here (and the first end credit scene).

I actually didn't know there were going to be any others so I missed the other two and didn't find out about them until reading another forum's conversation about the movie.

The costumes, setting, gadgets, characters, there was never a moment this DIDN'T feel like a He-man movie, or felt like another movie trying to pass itself off as He-man. This was pure 100% Masters of the Universe. It had just about anything you could ask for in a Masters of the Universe movie, including Dolph Lundgren.
#19
Bad Movies / Re: Big Ass Mosquito (2027)
Last post by Trevor - June 14, 2026, 09:17:15 PM
Quote from: bob on June 14, 2026, 05:36:11 PMBut what about the rest of the anatomy of the mosquito?

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#20
Bad Movies / Re: Big Ass Mosquito (2027)
Last post by Trevor - June 14, 2026, 09:16:49 PM