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Bad Movies / Re: Way OT: Gas Prices
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 06:58:36 PMQuote from: raj on April 19, 2006, 12:54:44 PMRe: global dimming, part of China's problem is that they've deforested a lot of their west, so now there are huge dust storms that reach all the way to Beijing.
One more thing to worry about is that the earth's magnetic field has decreased by about 10% over the last century. It has been unusually stable over the last few millenia, not flipping on its usual cycle. If'when it does flip, it will "power down" first, exposing us to lots of solar radiation, and then apparently the reveresed poles will play havoc with all our electronic gizmos.
We're doomed, doomed I tell ya. Doooooomed.
Thanks for being candid. Our own homeland might be the next tag word to go along with God Bless you Glenn.
I avoid all of the vamps. But the shabbos and the tradcucks I hear are not so easily warded or fended off. Not by garlic and not by zombie popeye tattoos and not by Cole Hauser cologne. The actor Cole Hauser kind of bothers me. I have always wondered if he was some kind of paranormal entity. He plays one so well in the movies. When you get sleep deprived, just about anything can become some kind of creepy thing — like stuck in a perpetual Exxon Valdez oil spill. There's also that dreaded thing called the creeper which invades olive vats and can bounce basketballs. Cognitive behavioral therapy? Perhaps we have to have zombies and for them and vampires, write separate checks. Ah prudent measures, prudent measures.
I think vampires could be a nice change of pace. We live in blasphemous times. Its almost like hidden. Just even knowing that Konami made this.
It's like the old "God Bless you Glenn" when you come on with a chat handle named Alucard. Ok. I reverse my stance, actually I loathe vampires. I take the zombies.
Yeah, so the young of whale sharks develop inside of eggs, but why can't the zombies like Eric Adams or Alethea Duncan develop anywhere. It is dimming.
#12
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by bob - August 14, 2026, 06:24:49 PMQuote from: zombie no.one on August 14, 2026, 03:58:09 PMok here's what we've got so far:
ALIEN AUTOPSY >> TIMECOP
LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE >> THE GOONIES
MUST LOVE DOGS >> DR. ZHIVAGO
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE >> HIGHLANDER
BEETLEJUICE >> THE EXORCIST
CLERKS >> RETURN OF THE JEDI / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
SPACEBALLS >> RAMBOQuote from: bob on August 14, 2026, 10:12:56 AMOffice Space name drops Superman 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjCQ3T5yXo
it's not mentioned in that clip, was it supposed to be?
when Peter, Michael, and Samir decide to take revenge by infecting Initech's accounting system with a computer virus designed by Michael to divert huge numbers of fractions of pennies into a bank account one of them says it's just like in the start of Superman 3
#13
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 05:27:04 PMFast and the Furious (One of them.) One of the ones with Dwayne Johnson or the Rock. And I am pretty sure that Dwayne Johnson isn't in all of the Fast and Furious movies. This one is going to take some work. And I might be wrong about it. But he or whoever his character is, goes to Britain and possibly London I am guessing. And he goes to a Police Station and he chauvinistically tries to take over the operations of the Police station. Kinda of a hilarious scene to me actually, and I am not really a fan of the Fast of the Furious. Like I said I will have to do some work to find out which one this is.
The Police Chief (I am assuming) gets up as Dwayne Johnson is trying to shake his hand and he says something like, "Well Wook at what we Ave Here! If It isn't Captain America!" Sarcastically as if he has just been greeted by the Prime Minister of Montenegro. Pretty funny (funnier and more on spot than the Highlander Name check. In my opinion.) Actually I think the line would have been funnier in my opinion if the Police chief would have said "if it isn't the Prime Minister of Montenegro." Maybe the Rock would have punched him in the face, who knows. Captain America is actually pretty endearing and complimentary.
The Police Chief (I am assuming) gets up as Dwayne Johnson is trying to shake his hand and he says something like, "Well Wook at what we Ave Here! If It isn't Captain America!" Sarcastically as if he has just been greeted by the Prime Minister of Montenegro. Pretty funny (funnier and more on spot than the Highlander Name check. In my opinion.) Actually I think the line would have been funnier in my opinion if the Police chief would have said "if it isn't the Prime Minister of Montenegro." Maybe the Rock would have punched him in the face, who knows. Captain America is actually pretty endearing and complimentary.
#14
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 04:07:23 PMQuote from: zombie no.one on August 14, 2026, 03:58:09 PMit's not mentioned in that clip, was it supposed to be?
I've seen Office Space like twelve times and I don't remember them saying anything about SuperMan III. I remember an Eddie Murphy comedy skit once where he mentioned it because he was doing a joke about Richard Pryor. Seems like I remember some love romance movie. Maybe Harry Met Sally or perhaps some Woody Allen movie where they keep referencing or name checking Harold and Maude. Gosh I wish I could remember what that movie was! Maybe Annie Hall?
#15
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 03:59:13 PMYeah I mean I am not knocking the writers for Masters of the Universe. I am glad that there is employment for these people. Especially in this economy, it is great I guess — I would rather them working on this than I guess doing something else.
Good analogy about the Broth. You are making me hungry now. I guess I really don't sweat this stuff anymore. I have gotten to where — if a movie is 25 percent watchable then I can literally create the other part of it. Almost like CRISPR gene editing. Of course me doing that hurts the rewatch ability of it. But hey alls fair in love and war. It is like when I saw C. Thomas Howell recently at some theatre talking about himself and his movies. And someone asked him about Gettysburg. She said she was a teacher and that she showed Gettysburg to her class. And C Thomas Howell said, "Oh YOU Poor thing!! That..Uh..That is like over three hours long!" I'm like dude, Gettysburg may actually be your best movie. I wonder what is going on in these people's heads. Like maybe it is something worse than a broth and perhaps there such a thing as too much motivation. Maybe there is some truth to these theories about how these people are trying to erect the Tower of Babel again..I sort of miss the good old days when the discussion was about too much violence in movies. Now the discussion is about how we have to be the Missionaries for hollywood because they care more about private investment than telling a story.
Someone needs to do a Golden corral smash on these people's heads.
Good analogy about the Broth. You are making me hungry now. I guess I really don't sweat this stuff anymore. I have gotten to where — if a movie is 25 percent watchable then I can literally create the other part of it. Almost like CRISPR gene editing. Of course me doing that hurts the rewatch ability of it. But hey alls fair in love and war. It is like when I saw C. Thomas Howell recently at some theatre talking about himself and his movies. And someone asked him about Gettysburg. She said she was a teacher and that she showed Gettysburg to her class. And C Thomas Howell said, "Oh YOU Poor thing!! That..Uh..That is like over three hours long!" I'm like dude, Gettysburg may actually be your best movie. I wonder what is going on in these people's heads. Like maybe it is something worse than a broth and perhaps there such a thing as too much motivation. Maybe there is some truth to these theories about how these people are trying to erect the Tower of Babel again..I sort of miss the good old days when the discussion was about too much violence in movies. Now the discussion is about how we have to be the Missionaries for hollywood because they care more about private investment than telling a story.
Someone needs to do a Golden corral smash on these people's heads.
QuoteThe Origin of 'Clam Up?'Stupid but semi charming poem I just read about oysters. I mean why can't these Bay type movies do something fun like that?
Clams are shy, taciturn,
restrained.
They don't flaunt their pleasure
or pain.
Clams are cloisterous.
They are not boisterous.
if they were, they'd be ...
oysterous
-GL
#16
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 14, 2026, 03:58:09 PMok here's what we've got so far:
ALIEN AUTOPSY >> TIMECOP
LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE >> THE GOONIES
MUST LOVE DOGS >> DR. ZHIVAGO
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE >> HIGHLANDER
BEETLEJUICE >> THE EXORCIST
CLERKS >> RETURN OF THE JEDI / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
SPACEBALLS >> RAMBO
it's not mentioned in that clip, was it supposed to be?
ALIEN AUTOPSY >> TIMECOP
LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE >> THE GOONIES
MUST LOVE DOGS >> DR. ZHIVAGO
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE >> HIGHLANDER
BEETLEJUICE >> THE EXORCIST
CLERKS >> RETURN OF THE JEDI / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
SPACEBALLS >> RAMBO
Quote from: bob on August 14, 2026, 10:12:56 AMOffice Space name drops Superman 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjCQ3T5yXo
it's not mentioned in that clip, was it supposed to be?
#17
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 14, 2026, 03:56:30 PMOk..Spaceballs. Name Check Rambo. Joan Rivers in the C3P0 Parody telling Princess Vespa, Oh come on you ain't Rambo!
Now there was a 2008 movie called Rambo. And this is a Star Wars kind of movie, so she was being prophetic possibly? Either way I will give her the waive and say she meant Rambo: First Blood Part II.
Now there was a 2008 movie called Rambo. And this is a Star Wars kind of movie, so she was being prophetic possibly? Either way I will give her the waive and say she meant Rambo: First Blood Part II.
#18
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - August 14, 2026, 03:36:37 PM^ You like that Black Box Recorder...
The Very Best of THE RASCALS
The Very Best of THE RASCALS
#19
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 14, 2026, 12:29:47 PMRev I am 2.5 minutes in, and already thinking it should've been called BRAIN-ACHE... if you watched all of this then you have a badmovie tolerance-o-meter of iron
#20
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 14, 2026, 11:38:11 AMBRAINSTARE (2026): AI can visualize vistas far beyond humanity's meager capacity, so if you're going to make what you proclaim is the world's first AI feature (not true, BTW), where would your imagination lead you? Obviously, you would want a scenario of two people arguing in an apartment for 90 minutes, followed by another 45 minutes of your protagonist arguing with a different character. It's all about a corporate drone in a dystopian future objecting to his employer's plan to scan his brain (which is standard procedure, they assure us). The first act is literally an incredibly, painfully repetitive argument with his lover/amiable companion/coworker in their apartment about his objections to the procedure, which, again, lasts for an interminable 90 MINUTES! A disclaimer at the beginning assures us that all dialogue was written by a human being: I believe that's true, but a human being who learned English by reading only 19th century poetry and contemporary science fiction, and who has never had an actual interaction with another person. I get AFTER LAST SEASON vibes from this, but with a bigger vocabulary and worse acting. There are so many ridiculous lines in this thing I may have to make a separate list.
"You are quivering like a bag of ferrets. Like a bag of quivering ferrets."
"Is the sex pleasure you get from me unenjoyable?"
"Weeping is part of your job description."
"Don't take umbrage at the ogle."
"Every day is the day of Me, for I am Mr. Me!"
"With all of the semen I spent on her, I could sire a small city!"
"You couldn't rape your way out of a paper bag."
Terrible. Painful. Uncanny. Amazing. Free on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHqAc3pXELo&t=7s
1.5/5
"You are quivering like a bag of ferrets. Like a bag of quivering ferrets."
"Is the sex pleasure you get from me unenjoyable?"
"Weeping is part of your job description."
"Don't take umbrage at the ogle."
"Every day is the day of Me, for I am Mr. Me!"
"With all of the semen I spent on her, I could sire a small city!"
"You couldn't rape your way out of a paper bag."
Terrible. Painful. Uncanny. Amazing. Free on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHqAc3pXELo&t=7s
1.5/5