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Bad Movies / Re: How many of these Dracula'...
Last post by Rev. Powell - Today at 09:14:54 AM
You can quote the post and fill in directly like this:

(May take some formatting work if we end up quoting multiple times, though.)

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 24, 2026, 01:07:13 PMJust a couple of the easiest ones to get you started. You can copy/paste this grid with your own additions.

A1
A2
A3
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A5 Count Duckula
A6
A7 John Carradine
A8
A9 Count Chockula
A10
B1
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B3 Nicolas Cage
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E1
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F5 Zhang Wei-Qiang from "Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary" (OK, not an easy one)
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G1 Leslie Nielsen
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G5 Gary Oldman
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H1
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H7 George Hamilton
H8 Klaus Kisnki
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I4 Udo Kier
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I8 Zandor Vorkov
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J1
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J3 Christopher Lee
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J9 Bela Lugosi
J10 Max Schreck

#12
Bad Movies / Re: How many of these Dracula'...
Last post by Dr. Whom - Today at 02:13:22 AM
To get two more obvious ones out of the way
 I4: Udo Kier

and

A7: John Carradine
#13
Press Releases and Film News / Re: RIP Robert Carradine
Last post by lester1/2jr - Today at 12:06:02 AM
That's very sad.
#14
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by LilCerberus - February 24, 2026, 10:53:56 PM
#15
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - February 24, 2026, 08:54:03 PM
I really like the original CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH  :bluesad: though I agree that SPLATTER UNIVERSITY is quite bad. (CON'EH is co-directed by Lloyd Kaufman, and SU isn't.) I'm sorry - I even like CON'EH more than I liked

HOUSE OF BAMBOO (1955):
...Directed by Sam Fuller, who I know I should admire and revere more than I admire and revere Kaufman,  :lookingup: and I keep trying w/ his films. A mortally wounded ex-GI in post-war Japan is implicated in a violent train heist, and on his deathbed he confesses that *CHOKE* he was secretly married to an Asian broad!     :buggedout:  :buggedout:  :buggedout:  :lookingup:     

So undercover dick Robert Stack insinuates himself into the life of the guy's missus, ostensibly to investigate the white gang that's pulling crimes in Japan. Of course Stack gets romantically involved w/ the widow, and of course that plot takes up about twice as much screen time as the crime plot.  :question: I acknowledge that this was progressive - possibly even shocking - for 1955, but (as I often seem to write lately) From A 2026 Perspective........ yeah, meh.

Watching a young Stack doing that Robert Stack thing is rather illuminating: he's almost absurdly chiseled and lantern-jawed and hard boiled, but that's what fifties noirs required and that's what got him his "Unsolved Mysteries" retirement gig, I guess. Robert Ryan, a great actor, has next to nothing to work with as the bad guy - several reviews I've read make great hay of Ryan saving Stack's life at one point, then rhetorically asking Stack and the rest of the gang why he saved Stack's life, and no one including Ryan seems to have much of an idea... which kind of says it all about the screenplay. Cameron Mitchell is fourth-billed as another gang member but you can barely tell as he's only ever shot in wide shots w/ other similar-looking actors playing identical bad guys. Come to think of it, Ryan himself never gets a close-up, only some medium wides and two-shots, and I don't even recall if Stack ever gets a legit close-up. It's that kinda' chilly, impersonal affair.

There is a cool running-from-a-heist scene that might've influenced RESERVOIR DOGS (besides a dozen other films) and the very peculiar finale is a gunfight staged on a diagonal rooftop ferris wheel, where dozens of characters fire countless rounds at each other for several minutes and barely anyone gets hit.  :bouncegiggle:

3/5    A curiosity. DeForest Kelley is uncredited yet has a speaking role but I couldn't spot him, but then I could barely spot fourth-billed Mitchell who is onscreen frequently. Fuller himself also supposedly appears as a Japanese patrolman  :bluesad: so just as well he's unspottable...
#16
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - February 24, 2026, 04:50:31 PM
"Splatter University" (1984)

A new instructor at a small private college is targeted by the same psycho killer who murdered her predecessor. Yes, that's the whole plot.
Extremely cheap slasher junk with a couple of decently gory kills but not much else. Distributed by Troma and directed by the guy who would go on to do "Class of Nuke'Em High," to give you an idea of the level of filmmaking we're dealing with.
In other words ... AVOID.
#17
Bad Movies / Re: Invent A Bad Movie Title P...
Last post by zombie no.one - February 24, 2026, 04:43:07 PM
Look Hands, No Mom!
#18
Bad Movies / Re: Invent A Bad Movie Title P...
Last post by lester1/2jr - February 24, 2026, 04:24:52 PM
One Headed Shark Attack
#19
Press Releases and Film News / Re: DVDs are the new vinyl rec...
Last post by chainsaw midget - February 24, 2026, 02:28:30 PM
Oh cool.  So that means I'm already ahead of the trend! 
#20
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - February 24, 2026, 01:09:35 PM