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#31
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - August 22, 2026, 09:38:59 PM
I can't argue w/ your criticisms, but the giant killer alien bigfoot FX are simply unmissable. There is an MST or Rifftrax version, one or the other, to ease the pain.
#32
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by M.10rda - August 22, 2026, 09:35:07 PM
It's a major accomplishment.  :thumbup:     

I can think of a few future ones but none within the next 22 years...
#33
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - August 22, 2026, 09:21:44 PM
Tonight's Stinker
Terror in the Midnight Sun(1959)
https://youtu.be/aUn6FdRypjM?si=kiecD7JlnhfY0NcP

A meteor crashes somewhere in Sweden, locals see it, then roll opening credits to a corny d00-wap song while some guy skis across the frozen landscape to a telegraph office.... Next, we're introduced to a scientist, the hansom young geologist who'll being joining him & later on, to the mischievous young niece of the scientist, who spends the first half hour teasing the young geologist.....
Then there's some hubbub about something killing the local reindeer & finding some giant footprints in the snow... The next day, everyone goes to the crash site & discover the meteor is a spaceship.... The relationship of the aliens inside to the bigfoot creature terrorizing the countryside, their intentions is never fully explained....

Pretty formulaic, with some of the reveals being laughable, & even at a short hour & twelve minutes, is gratingly slow....
#34
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by indianasmith - August 22, 2026, 08:48:04 PM
A DARK PATH (2024)  Two English sisters travel to eastern Europe to attend a bachelorette weekend for one of their friends.  While driving across the countryside in a rented car to get to the airport in the next city, they get lost, go down a dirt road in the middle of nowhere, break down, and wind up being stalked by a horrifying creature.  Basically a solid hour of sibling quarrels, fifteen minutes of trying to find the lost sibling, and 15-20 minutes of monster mayhem at the end.  The monster design was cool, and definitely deserved more screen time and back story.  The rest was just boring!   2/5
#35
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - August 22, 2026, 07:34:15 PM
"Rush Hour" (1998)
When the daughter of a Chinese diplomat is kidnapped for ransom in L.A., a Chinese detective (Jackie Chan) is summoned to the U.S. to assist in the investigation. He's partnered up with a wise-ass LAPD cop (Chris Tucker) and their East-meets-West pairing leads to many asses being kicked.
This box office smash led to two sequels (with a third supposedly on the way by request of the Commander in Chief, who's apparently a big fan) and even a shortlived TV spinoff version. Tons of action packed fun.
#36
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by lester1/2jr - August 22, 2026, 04:17:12 PM
Cannibal Apocalypse (1980) - Well, it wasn't the greatest story ever told and it certainly didn't live up to it's title, but I did make it through, which has become more of a challenge in the free streaming movie era. I've started like 5 movies lately and just been like ".......nah this is boring".

John Saxon from "Enter the Dragon" is a Vietnam vet whose platoon may or may not have been exposed to some sort of jungle cannibal virus. The budget runs out after the pretty decent first half and the script runs out of steam, too. It was probably pretty fun to see on bootleg vhs in the 90's, but compared to, say, "Jacob's Ladder" which is similar, it's pretty weak sauce. The shootout at the mall had some grimey, grindhousey 70's vibes. I think the director was more of an action guy.

3.25/ 5
#37
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 22, 2026, 02:34:42 PM
just watching SHARK SEASON (2020) with Michael Madson in it

one of the characters very randomly said to the other:

"have you ever seen SOYLENT GREEN, the 1973 classic with Charlton Heston?"

no idea why she says that, but it'll do for this thread
#38
Quote from: LilCerberus on August 22, 2026, 01:02:10 PMThai.....
Something to do with sports betting.....

Soccer, I think 🤔
#39
Bad Movies / Re: Recent Movie Purchases, pa...
Last post by bob - August 22, 2026, 02:09:51 PM
Mars Attacks! bluray
#40
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by claws - August 22, 2026, 01:48:58 PM
Ghobli Ghabli Ghubli — Return to Yellowstone: The RV Strikes Back



Cozy Coca, Ken, and the gang are heading back to Yellowstone Park yet again. I suppose they did not learn their lesson the first time around. Here is the latest Ghibli-style ASMR video in the rotation, and somehow, the quality keeps finding new depths to sink to.

Right off the bat, the pink RV is so eager to get going that it briefly drives off completely on its own. The family comes thoroughly prepared this time, so prepared, in fact, that they run a food supply inventory three separate times throughout the video. Ken has the route mapped out, Mom is back in her signature weird dress, Dad has his tool belt strapped tight, and Coca routinely holds up a "Subscribe" sign like a promotional billboard.

The Little Details (Or Lack Thereof)

Analog vs. Digital Confusion: Ken and Coca spend time reading a physical book about Yellowstone together, despite a smartphone sitting right on the table. Why not just look something up online? Better yet, why bother visiting at all when they were seemingly just here a couple of weeks ago?

Conflicting Navigation: Even though the RV is outfitted with modern tech like a built-in GPS navigation system, they insist on pulling out massive, old-fashioned folded paper maps every chance they get.

The Multiplying Menagerie: The family pets multiply for no discernable reason (thanks to classic AI glitching) and wildly fluctuate in size from normal to utterly massive between cuts.

Shifting Architecture: The interior layout of the RV changes drastically with almost every single new scene.

The Plot Thickens (And Glitches Out)

Naturally, a massive storm rolls in and things get genuinely brutal. Coca actually screams in absolute shock at the severe weather, while Mom panics and tries to run away inside the RV from floodwaters somehow rushing in from the street outside.

Soon enough, they abandon their mobile home and hike to a nearby lighthouse, because of course there is a random lighthouse next to Yellowstone. Dad does his usual breaking-and-entering routine, followed by the mandatory montage of intense lighthouse cleaning and fixing broken windows. Meanwhile, Mom finds a storage room and neatly stacks their triple-checked food supplies.

Once a fire is finally burning, food is prepared and cooked. True to form, they do not just eat once, but twice, because apparently, all that breaking and entering works up an appetite.

The Fever-Dream Finale

This is where the video transcends standard AI slop and becomes a full-blown fever dream. The generation glitches completely break down, actively mixing the lighthouse interior and the RV together into a surreal mashup. It ends up looking like an unintentional avant-garde art film, oddly giving the impression that all this chaotic nonsense has some profound, deeper meaning. It is entirely bizarre.

It is a complete hot mess that makes zero logical sense. The funniest part? Diving into the YouTube comments, almost nobody acknowledges how utterly awful it is. Instead, viewers leave earnest comments like "wonderful video" and "thanks for sharing."

The only reason I keep watching is that I have a soft spot for bad movies. These Coca and Ken adventures are completely ridiculous and stupid—and honestly, they fit that bill perfectly.