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#31
Games / Re: Make a sentence you're pre...
Last post by Rev. Powell - July 22, 2026, 09:32:01 AMI had the opportunity to text the following yesterday:
"Did you soak your constipated fish today, grandpa?"
"Did you soak your constipated fish today, grandpa?"
#32
Games / Re: Movie Title Chains
Last post by Rev. Powell - July 22, 2026, 09:23:36 AMSpacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)
#33
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by Rev. Powell - July 22, 2026, 09:21:29 AMThere are many more movies set in the past century to choose from. We could potentially have 5 movies set in WWII, not even counting those set in the run-up and the immediate aftermath.
51. Breaker Morant (set in 1902)
51. Breaker Morant (set in 1902)
#34
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by Rev. Powell - July 22, 2026, 09:16:11 AM
Why are you moving so slowly?
#35
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by M.10rda - July 22, 2026, 09:11:10 AM50.) PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK - 1900
So we have 126 years to cover w/ fifty films - could be worse!
So we have 126 years to cover w/ fifty films - could be worse!
#36
Good Movies / Re: Citizen Vigilante (2026)
Last post by Rev. Powell - July 22, 2026, 09:07:10 AMThe Armie Hammer reference was a coincidence, jounin posted a spam link.
#37
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - July 22, 2026, 09:05:53 AMSEVEN FOOTPRINTS TO SATAN (1929):
A late era silent from the director of the very good MYSTERIOUS ISLAND, the quite bad BLIND JUSTICE, and the famously interesting HAXAN. A wealthy four-eyed Poindexter and his hapless galpal get shanghaied to an Old Dark House where weirdo servants inform them they must be the guests of "Mister Satan" (or else) and other guests alternately frolic or scamper about in terror. 7FTS seems at first like a ROCKY HORROR precedent but actually ends up a lot closer in spirit to THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
Doors are constantly being thrown open; hulking figures lurch out, grab hysterical victims, and pull them into passageways; and then the doors slam shut again. Everyone is constantly screaming their heads off - and yes, it's a silent film, but the performances and staging and cinematography are so intense, I felt like I could hear the screams. After the twenty minutes or so it takes to get going, this thing never stops. Guns go off; characters appear to shift allegiances without explanation; there's a dwarf (young Angelo Rossito!), a fairly convincing rampaging gorilla-thing, two Fu Manchus (actually played by Asian dudes, fortunately), and a congenial wolfman named "Professor Moriarty". There are also some nice-looking ladies. One of them gets tied up (by the gorilla!) and whipped (tastefully, off-camera). Also, 7FTS is a comedy.
At the end, the wimpy hero has to walk the "Seven Steps To Satan", a reality game-show challenge that would stress me out if I was confronted with it! Creighton Hale is the protagonist and, though he isn't terribly compelling, he does some pretty funny acting with his eyeballs and executes the "Seven Steps" stunt nicely. (He went on to play uncredited bit parts in CASABLANCA, MALTESE FALCON, and tons of other huge films.) Doomed starlet Thelma Todd is pleasant enough as Hale's girlfriend. Honestly I thought 7FTS was a full-scale riot. Because it's a comedy, there's a twist at the end similar to that in Fincher's THE GAME - except it's actually scarier to think about the backstory that would make such a charade possible. 4/5 Totally bonkers movie.
A late era silent from the director of the very good MYSTERIOUS ISLAND, the quite bad BLIND JUSTICE, and the famously interesting HAXAN. A wealthy four-eyed Poindexter and his hapless galpal get shanghaied to an Old Dark House where weirdo servants inform them they must be the guests of "Mister Satan" (or else) and other guests alternately frolic or scamper about in terror. 7FTS seems at first like a ROCKY HORROR precedent but actually ends up a lot closer in spirit to THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
Doors are constantly being thrown open; hulking figures lurch out, grab hysterical victims, and pull them into passageways; and then the doors slam shut again. Everyone is constantly screaming their heads off - and yes, it's a silent film, but the performances and staging and cinematography are so intense, I felt like I could hear the screams. After the twenty minutes or so it takes to get going, this thing never stops. Guns go off; characters appear to shift allegiances without explanation; there's a dwarf (young Angelo Rossito!), a fairly convincing rampaging gorilla-thing, two Fu Manchus (actually played by Asian dudes, fortunately), and a congenial wolfman named "Professor Moriarty". There are also some nice-looking ladies. One of them gets tied up (by the gorilla!) and whipped (tastefully, off-camera). Also, 7FTS is a comedy.
At the end, the wimpy hero has to walk the "Seven Steps To Satan", a reality game-show challenge that would stress me out if I was confronted with it! Creighton Hale is the protagonist and, though he isn't terribly compelling, he does some pretty funny acting with his eyeballs and executes the "Seven Steps" stunt nicely. (He went on to play uncredited bit parts in CASABLANCA, MALTESE FALCON, and tons of other huge films.) Doomed starlet Thelma Todd is pleasant enough as Hale's girlfriend. Honestly I thought 7FTS was a full-scale riot. Because it's a comedy, there's a twist at the end similar to that in Fincher's THE GAME - except it's actually scarier to think about the backstory that would make such a charade possible. 4/5 Totally bonkers movie.
#38
Good Movies / Re: Citizen Vigilante (2026)
Last post by Trevor - July 22, 2026, 08:52:11 AMQuote from: jounin on July 17, 2026, 11:29:07 AMGreat Actor and good movies Armie Hammer is so
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#39
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Trevor - July 22, 2026, 08:51:20 AMQuote from: M.10rda on July 18, 2026, 04:53:00 PMSUPERFUZZ was such an early 80s HBO staple. I have no actual proof of this but I feel like it must've been a big enough hit in the U.S. to inspire "The Greatest American Hero" starring Terence Hill lookalike William Katt and Robert Culp well-cast as Ernest Borgnine.
It was released here as SUPER SNOOPER and as with almost all Terence Hill films, either him alone or together with Bud Spencer, did well. 😊🐢
#40
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by Rev. Powell - July 22, 2026, 08:23:53 AM