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#71
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by Rev. Powell - December 22, 2025, 10:48:43 AMQuote from: bob on December 21, 2025, 11:22:44 AM
How do you make the perfect snowball?
What makes you afraid?
#72
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
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#73
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
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#74
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by Rev. Powell - December 22, 2025, 10:40:45 AM+ Glen or Glenda
-Howling 2
+ Zardoz
10 Apple, The (1980)
10 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8 Ben and Arthur (2002)
10 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
10 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
11 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
11 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
11 Fatal Deviation (1998)
13 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
12 Hobgoblins (1988)
10 House of the Dead (2003)
3 Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
10 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
9 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
11 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
12 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
9 Mitchell (1975)
10 Mommie Dearest (1981)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
13 No Holds Barred (1989)
20 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7 Protector, The (1985)
11 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
11 Robo Vampire (1988)
15 Robot Monster (1953)
18 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
10 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
Ranked:
1. 20 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 18 Room, The (2003)
3. 17 Showgirls (1995)
4. 16 Troll 2 (1990)
5. 15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)/Robot Monster (1953)
7. 14 Space Mutiny (1988)
8t. 13 3 titles
11t. 12 6 titles
17t. 11 titles
2 at 9, Ben and Arthur at 8, The Protector at 7, Howling 2 at 3
Sortable spreadhseet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0
-Howling 2
+ Zardoz
10 Apple, The (1980)
10 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
11 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
8 Ben and Arthur (2002)
10 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
10 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
11 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
12 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
11 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
11 Fatal Deviation (1998)
13 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
12 Hobgoblins (1988)
10 House of the Dead (2003)
3 Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
10 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
9 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
11 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
12 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
9 Mitchell (1975)
10 Mommie Dearest (1981)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
13 No Holds Barred (1989)
20 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7 Protector, The (1985)
11 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
11 Robo Vampire (1988)
15 Robot Monster (1953)
18 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
10 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
Ranked:
1. 20 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 18 Room, The (2003)
3. 17 Showgirls (1995)
4. 16 Troll 2 (1990)
5. 15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)/Robot Monster (1953)
7. 14 Space Mutiny (1988)
8t. 13 3 titles
11t. 12 6 titles
17t. 11 titles
2 at 9, Ben and Arthur at 8, The Protector at 7, Howling 2 at 3
Sortable spreadhseet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0
#75
Good Movies / Re: Superman (2025)
Last post by The Burgomaster - December 22, 2025, 10:29:08 AMBought the blu-ray. Didn't like it. From now on I will watch it as a "bad movie."
#76
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Rev. Powell - December 22, 2025, 10:29:02 AM
First listen, though of course I'd heard the singles before.
#77
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - December 22, 2025, 10:28:24 AMFolks, we have a Bad Movie "winner"!
THE FANTASY OF DEER WARRIOR (1961):
Instantly as the film begins you will ask yourself: What Is It??? Is it for kids? Is it an art film? Is it a Chinese live-action remake of BAMBI? Is it a heretofore undiscovered Rene Cardona/K. Gordon Murray follow-up to SANTA CLAUS and LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD? Is it softcore porn for furries? Is it a peyote nightmare without the peyote? Is it complete and utter horse$#!t? The answer to most of those questions is.. yeah, pretty much!
Human actors in threadbare animal costumes frolic around a mountain (to an instrumental version of "Jingle Bells"!) as "Deer Warrior", "Sika Deer", "Miss Deer", "Uncle Goat", and a variety of birds, rabbits, chipmunks, turtles, pigs, oxen, and other crap. (Uncle Goat keeps addressing a character as "Cat" but I saw no such recognizable creature.) Okay, so FANTASY OF DEER WARRIOR is for kids, then! Well, no... there's also prominently featured femme fatale "Erotic Fox", who causes lots of mischief with her duplictous behavior and heavy pheromones. And also "Evil Wolf" quickly appears in a terrifying/ridiculous fetish mask, clubbing Deer Warrior's father with a fungo bat (for what is a sylvan kids movie without parent death?) and then eating several child actors.
TFODW is quite a sight to behold, which isn't to say it's a Good Movie. Deer Warrior himself has about half of one character dimension, and that dimension is "big jerk". His love interest Miss Deer has so little discernible personality that it isn't even clear if she actually likes and wants to be with DW. (In one problematic scene, DW beats up lovelorn nice guy Sika Deer and the little kid animals pressure Miss Deer to accept that she's stuck with DW!) Also, the only print I could find is almost literal trash... so dark and faded it looks circa 1931 instead of 1961... it's clearly missing entire sequences... and at one point "Evil Wolf" surprisingly addresses the camera and opens his jaws to break the fourth wall, but then the audio cuts out entirely and the image deteriorates before your eyes.
What did he want to tell us???
Even with bits deleted, FANTASY OF DEER WARRIOR overstays its welcome at nearly 90 minutes, but... I remained entranced and usually highly amused! The poor print quality may be why this one never found its way on to MST3K - or am I wrong and did they do this one at some point?! Cut to 75 minutes and full of good riffs, this would be a Bad Movie Classic. I'd wager you'll get sufficient laughs out of it even w/o pre-rolled riffs.
And - though furry cosplay honestly isn't my thing - I must confess I am a bit smitten with the slinky, horn-rimmed glasses-wearing Erotic Fox, who dominates two-thirds of the film with her sexy/daffy antics like a young Maggie Cheung crossed with early Mink Stole. Even the most asexual of Badfilm fans may feel a peculiar stirring in their depths when Erotic Fox dances to "Tequila"!
3.5/5 for entertainment
And for my money, more children's films should end with GAMES 0F THRONES-style "execution of one's enemies" scenes.
THE FANTASY OF DEER WARRIOR (1961):
Instantly as the film begins you will ask yourself: What Is It??? Is it for kids? Is it an art film? Is it a Chinese live-action remake of BAMBI? Is it a heretofore undiscovered Rene Cardona/K. Gordon Murray follow-up to SANTA CLAUS and LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD? Is it softcore porn for furries? Is it a peyote nightmare without the peyote? Is it complete and utter horse$#!t? The answer to most of those questions is.. yeah, pretty much!
Human actors in threadbare animal costumes frolic around a mountain (to an instrumental version of "Jingle Bells"!) as "Deer Warrior", "Sika Deer", "Miss Deer", "Uncle Goat", and a variety of birds, rabbits, chipmunks, turtles, pigs, oxen, and other crap. (Uncle Goat keeps addressing a character as "Cat" but I saw no such recognizable creature.) Okay, so FANTASY OF DEER WARRIOR is for kids, then! Well, no... there's also prominently featured femme fatale "Erotic Fox", who causes lots of mischief with her duplictous behavior and heavy pheromones. And also "Evil Wolf" quickly appears in a terrifying/ridiculous fetish mask, clubbing Deer Warrior's father with a fungo bat (for what is a sylvan kids movie without parent death?) and then eating several child actors.
TFODW is quite a sight to behold, which isn't to say it's a Good Movie. Deer Warrior himself has about half of one character dimension, and that dimension is "big jerk". His love interest Miss Deer has so little discernible personality that it isn't even clear if she actually likes and wants to be with DW. (In one problematic scene, DW beats up lovelorn nice guy Sika Deer and the little kid animals pressure Miss Deer to accept that she's stuck with DW!) Also, the only print I could find is almost literal trash... so dark and faded it looks circa 1931 instead of 1961... it's clearly missing entire sequences... and at one point "Evil Wolf" surprisingly addresses the camera and opens his jaws to break the fourth wall, but then the audio cuts out entirely and the image deteriorates before your eyes.
What did he want to tell us??? Even with bits deleted, FANTASY OF DEER WARRIOR overstays its welcome at nearly 90 minutes, but... I remained entranced and usually highly amused! The poor print quality may be why this one never found its way on to MST3K - or am I wrong and did they do this one at some point?! Cut to 75 minutes and full of good riffs, this would be a Bad Movie Classic. I'd wager you'll get sufficient laughs out of it even w/o pre-rolled riffs.
And - though furry cosplay honestly isn't my thing - I must confess I am a bit smitten with the slinky, horn-rimmed glasses-wearing Erotic Fox, who dominates two-thirds of the film with her sexy/daffy antics like a young Maggie Cheung crossed with early Mink Stole. Even the most asexual of Badfilm fans may feel a peculiar stirring in their depths when Erotic Fox dances to "Tequila"!
3.5/5 for entertainment
And for my money, more children's films should end with GAMES 0F THRONES-style "execution of one's enemies" scenes.
#78
Bad Movies / Re: Color horror movies you sa...
Last post by The Burgomaster - December 22, 2025, 10:28:18 AMI probably saw a lot of them in B&W when I was a kid. We got our first color TV when I was about 6 years old, so everything I watched was in B&W before that. I remember being shocked when I found out the Ultra Man TV series from the 1960s was in color!
#79
Bad Movies / Re: Color horror movies you sa...
Last post by The Burgomaster - December 22, 2025, 10:26:42 AMQuote from: Trevor on December 16, 2025, 08:18:46 AMOn the other hand, there is the colorized version of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 😳😝😝
I bought it on VHS in the 1980s. I ended up regretting buying the colorized version, so I'd turn down the color on my TV and watch it in B&W anyway.
#80
Off Topic Discussion / Re: the I hate xmas thread
Last post by The Burgomaster - December 22, 2025, 10:24:15 AMThis year has been strange. I didn't put a tree or decorations because I ordered a 4K / 3-D projector and 100" floor rising screen and the tree would have been in the way. As it turns out, they delivered the screen, the stand that holds the screen, projector and 4K player, and the 3-D glasses . . . but the projector isn't coming until around the middle of January. So, I could have put up the tree.
No big deal . . . we have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day at my parents house and open all the gifts there. So, my tree isn't critical other than as a decoration for me and my wife to look at.
I do all my shopping online (I started in October). So, not much stress there.
I watch a lot of Christmas movies and shows and listen to Christmas music, so that keeps me in tune with the Christmas season.
No big deal . . . we have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day at my parents house and open all the gifts there. So, my tree isn't critical other than as a decoration for me and my wife to look at.
I do all my shopping online (I started in October). So, not much stress there.
I watch a lot of Christmas movies and shows and listen to Christmas music, so that keeps me in tune with the Christmas season.