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#81
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by claws - August 13, 2026, 10:43:48 AMAI "Ghibli" ASMR Video — Oregon Coast
Coca, Ken, and the rest of the gang are back at it, cruising along the Oregon coast in their signature pink camper. News of a violent storm on the horizon causes major concern, though you would think they would be used to it by now, seeing as every single vacation they take is inevitably interrupted by a disaster. They try to map out an alternate route to outrun the weather, but escape is impossible. Soon enough, their RV is shaking to its core, forcing the family to abandon ship and seek shelter inside a beach cave.
What follows is an endless montage of them trying to make the damp cave as habitable as possible, culminating in them somehow building makeshift beds out of thick wooden logs. Where they managed to harvest timber inside a bare beach cave is anyone's guess, but we roll with it. Predictably, this is followed by preparing and cooking dinner, and turning in for the night.
They do not get to rest for long, however, as the rising storm tide quickly starts flooding the cave. The father and son have to frantically dig drainage channels in the sand while fighting a losing battle to keep their open fire burning. Meanwhile, Mom and daughter contribute virtually nothing to the survival effort, spending most of their time looking appropriately terrified and concerned. Before long, a miserable night gives way to dawn, and the family hikes back out to their RV.
Unlike previous outings, there was nothing cozy about this video. The family never even got the chance to actually sleep, cuddle, and snore while listening to soothing ASMR rain and thunder.
Peak AI Glitches and Bloopers
This installment is an absolute mess of AI glitching, poor editing, and glaring continuity errors, hitting a definitive low point for the channel:
The Shape-Shifter Pet: At one point, the family cat horrifyingly morphs into a chimeric dog-cat hybrid.
Extra Appendages: Coca sports three distinct ponytails in some scenes, while Ken rocks two short ponytails in others.
Cloned Passengers: During the driving sequences, a wide shot reveals at least eight different people crammed inside the RV.
The Ghost RV: While inside the cave, Dad runs outside just in time to watch their pink RV speed away entirely on its own. Instead of panicking, he simply turns around, walks back into the cave, and acts like everything is completely fine.
Unintentionally bizarre from start to finish, this Oregon episode is a masterclass in low-effort content generation. A real low point for the franchise, for sure.
Coca, Ken, and the rest of the gang are back at it, cruising along the Oregon coast in their signature pink camper. News of a violent storm on the horizon causes major concern, though you would think they would be used to it by now, seeing as every single vacation they take is inevitably interrupted by a disaster. They try to map out an alternate route to outrun the weather, but escape is impossible. Soon enough, their RV is shaking to its core, forcing the family to abandon ship and seek shelter inside a beach cave.
What follows is an endless montage of them trying to make the damp cave as habitable as possible, culminating in them somehow building makeshift beds out of thick wooden logs. Where they managed to harvest timber inside a bare beach cave is anyone's guess, but we roll with it. Predictably, this is followed by preparing and cooking dinner, and turning in for the night.
They do not get to rest for long, however, as the rising storm tide quickly starts flooding the cave. The father and son have to frantically dig drainage channels in the sand while fighting a losing battle to keep their open fire burning. Meanwhile, Mom and daughter contribute virtually nothing to the survival effort, spending most of their time looking appropriately terrified and concerned. Before long, a miserable night gives way to dawn, and the family hikes back out to their RV.
Unlike previous outings, there was nothing cozy about this video. The family never even got the chance to actually sleep, cuddle, and snore while listening to soothing ASMR rain and thunder.
Peak AI Glitches and Bloopers
This installment is an absolute mess of AI glitching, poor editing, and glaring continuity errors, hitting a definitive low point for the channel:
The Shape-Shifter Pet: At one point, the family cat horrifyingly morphs into a chimeric dog-cat hybrid.
Extra Appendages: Coca sports three distinct ponytails in some scenes, while Ken rocks two short ponytails in others.
Cloned Passengers: During the driving sequences, a wide shot reveals at least eight different people crammed inside the RV.
The Ghost RV: While inside the cave, Dad runs outside just in time to watch their pink RV speed away entirely on its own. Instead of panicking, he simply turns around, walks back into the cave, and acts like everything is completely fine.
Unintentionally bizarre from start to finish, this Oregon episode is a masterclass in low-effort content generation. A real low point for the franchise, for sure.
#83
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 13, 2026, 08:52:13 AMNICK THE FEATURE FILM (2013): An indie filmmaker becomes obsessed with completely average Nick and decides to document a day in his life; he's less impressed with Nick's bizarre, egotistically friend Chris, who comes over in the morning for "Waffle Day" and refuses to leave. This no-budget project between college-age friends starts out charming, but drags on mercilessly as Chris' antics grow increasingly wearisome (a game of "Battle Monopoly" goes on endlessly with no punchline). Would have worked at a shorter length. Free on YouTube. 1.5/5.
#85
Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by bob - August 13, 2026, 08:27:55 AM68
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
#86
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 13, 2026, 08:15:05 AM
#87
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 13, 2026, 08:13:54 AMOpen to anyone. We need 8 more movies and have 33 years (plus future-set science fiction if needed) to work with.
#88
Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 13, 2026, 08:11:59 AM67. Final Flesh (2009)
#89
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - August 13, 2026, 07:54:48 AMQUICK MILLIONS (1931):
This mostly forgotten organized crime film does nothing particularly wrong except for doing everything that later, more popular films - SCARFACE, LITTLE CAESAR, ad infinitum - also did, either better or just more famously. It's one distinction is that Spencer Tracy plays the lead mobster, quite against type though according to his strengths as an actor. Tracy was one of the original minimalists or naturalists, in an era where the fashion had been (on stage and in the silents) to strike huge poses with one's body. He employs silences and glares instead of onscreen violence, and he's about as effective as the pedestrian/by-the-book screenplay will allow him to be, but at least he's an interesting counterpoint to Edward G. Robinson and Paul Muni.
There is some surprising action in QUICK MILLIONS - inanimate objects get machinegunned, buildings are damaged and even blown up. The bursts of protection-racket mayhem are a contrast to the slow, almost hypnotic pace of the film, dictated by Tracy's understated performance but also by elliptical direction which sometimes fades out from scenes several long seconds after the last line of dialogue. It's a weird crime film in that regard, but it does (for all its many cliches) probably do a more thorough job illustrating the totality of the racketeering economic model... for what that's worth? There's also two creatively-staged hits in the final act.
3/5 And there's a character whose full name sounds pretty close to my real name, and they say his name over and over for a bit, which gave me a few chuckles. (No, my name isn't actually "Thenardier".)
This mostly forgotten organized crime film does nothing particularly wrong except for doing everything that later, more popular films - SCARFACE, LITTLE CAESAR, ad infinitum - also did, either better or just more famously. It's one distinction is that Spencer Tracy plays the lead mobster, quite against type though according to his strengths as an actor. Tracy was one of the original minimalists or naturalists, in an era where the fashion had been (on stage and in the silents) to strike huge poses with one's body. He employs silences and glares instead of onscreen violence, and he's about as effective as the pedestrian/by-the-book screenplay will allow him to be, but at least he's an interesting counterpoint to Edward G. Robinson and Paul Muni.
There is some surprising action in QUICK MILLIONS - inanimate objects get machinegunned, buildings are damaged and even blown up. The bursts of protection-racket mayhem are a contrast to the slow, almost hypnotic pace of the film, dictated by Tracy's understated performance but also by elliptical direction which sometimes fades out from scenes several long seconds after the last line of dialogue. It's a weird crime film in that regard, but it does (for all its many cliches) probably do a more thorough job illustrating the totality of the racketeering economic model... for what that's worth? There's also two creatively-staged hits in the final act.
3/5 And there's a character whose full name sounds pretty close to my real name, and they say his name over and over for a bit, which gave me a few chuckles. (No, my name isn't actually "Thenardier".)
#90
Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 13, 2026, 05:42:15 AM66. GONE GIRL (2014)