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#91
Bad Movies / Re: movies that namecheck anot...
Last post by Dalmatian Bobby Samaritan - August 13, 2026, 03:37:04 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on August 13, 2026, 12:58:03 AMagreed,in fact I was also trying to think of a movie where JAWS was mentioned by name, and none sprang to mind either!


Masters of the Universe the 2026 one. They reference or Name check The Highlander. Like my friend OldSoul on another forum I go to says, "Not too much else to say about that."
Basically..A lot of building up angst going on about Masters of the Universe and since this is a Bad movie forum I thought that I would mention that too. About the jokes in the movie. The Highlander was a movie made in 1986 with Christopher Lambert. And it sort of made the term Kurgan famous or infamous. Although if you are an archaeologist I am sure that there is some disgruntlement about that because they have known about Kurgan for a long long time. Funny how the Kurgan culture got replaced by the so called Indo European culture. And then now lately, as per Martin Furholt and Eske Willerslev and Joe Rogan (yesh I feel like I am losing a year of my life anytime that I have to mention that guy's name. But I literally feel like I have to here and it might be relevant to the whole name checking Phenomenon. Joe Rogan and those types are instrumental in that.) and so thousands of others they call it the Yamnaya.

I want my own royalties. For having to put up with Michael in Victorville on the savage nation, and all of the books he has written but has never been able to prove.

It's like WTAF. Please no one ever Name check The Highlander again. Gosh. I love The Highlander.
#92
What Was That Film? / Re: Movie about a male ballet ...
Last post by LilCerberus - August 13, 2026, 03:27:20 PM
Nevermind

It was Nijinsky(1980)
#93
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - August 13, 2026, 03:12:18 PM
BLUE CHEER Outsideinside  

 

#94
Bad Movies / Re: 100 *alliterative* movie t...
Last post by Dr. Whom - August 13, 2026, 02:17:10 PM
69. Double Dragon (1994)
#95
What Was That Film? / Movie about a male ballet danc...
Last post by LilCerberus - August 13, 2026, 01:37:43 PM
Trying to remember a movie about a late 19th century/ early twentieth century male ballet dancer's decent into madness....
He has a controlling older brother who manages his career....
A few scenes I recall, one point he tries to stand up to his older brother, but gets smacked...
Another, he tries to choreograph his own work involving a man playing tennis against two women, but it gets bad reviews....
He tries again involving something to do with a native American massacre, the crowd boos uncontrollably, & they show him losing it back stage....,
It ends with him sitting in the dark in a straight jacket.....
#96
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Trevor - August 13, 2026, 01:11:51 PM
LAST EMBRACE (1979)

aka the film poster which scared me so much my folks wouldn't let me see it. 😳😀😅
#97
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Picture of the day, part I...
Last post by Rev. Powell - August 13, 2026, 01:08:08 PM


I've probably posted this old classic before but I came across it again today.
#98
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by zombie no.one - August 13, 2026, 12:58:10 PM
Quote from: M.10rda on August 12, 2026, 06:42:44 AMIt's okay. This one requires avid engagement, which can be a challenge for me. We've all missed one or two shots... maybe it'll come to you today.

haha appreciate the words of encouragement amigo  :thumbup:


Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 12, 2026, 08:16:29 AMZombie, are you thinking of a Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

nah this was something super trashy and obscure... don't think I have it any more. oh well

edit - searching around, and it's not THE APPLE (1980) , which is set in '94... this one was late-80s made iirc
#99
Bad Movies / Re: 100 Historical Movies in O...
Last post by M.10rda - August 13, 2026, 12:49:07 PM
93.) THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) - takes place/supposedly recorded in October 1994.  :bouncegiggle: Hey, I ain't proud!
#100
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by claws - August 13, 2026, 10:43:48 AM
AI "Ghibli" ASMR Video — Oregon Coast

Coca, Ken, and the rest of the gang are back at it, cruising along the Oregon coast in their signature pink camper. News of a violent storm on the horizon causes major concern, though you would think they would be used to it by now, seeing as every single vacation they take is inevitably interrupted by a disaster. They try to map out an alternate route to outrun the weather, but escape is impossible. Soon enough, their RV is shaking to its core, forcing the family to abandon ship and seek shelter inside a beach cave.

What follows is an endless montage of them trying to make the damp cave as habitable as possible, culminating in them somehow building makeshift beds out of thick wooden logs. Where they managed to harvest timber inside a bare beach cave is anyone's guess, but we roll with it. Predictably, this is followed by preparing and cooking dinner, and turning in for the night.

They do not get to rest for long, however, as the rising storm tide quickly starts flooding the cave. The father and son have to frantically dig drainage channels in the sand while fighting a losing battle to keep their open fire burning. Meanwhile, Mom and daughter contribute virtually nothing to the survival effort, spending most of their time looking appropriately terrified and concerned. Before long, a miserable night gives way to dawn, and the family hikes back out to their RV.

Unlike previous outings, there was nothing cozy about this video. The family never even got the chance to actually sleep, cuddle, and snore while listening to soothing ASMR rain and thunder.

Peak AI Glitches and Bloopers

This installment is an absolute mess of AI glitching, poor editing, and glaring continuity errors, hitting a definitive low point for the channel:

The Shape-Shifter Pet: At one point, the family cat horrifyingly morphs into a chimeric dog-cat hybrid.

Extra Appendages: Coca sports three distinct ponytails in some scenes, while Ken rocks two short ponytails in others.

Cloned Passengers: During the driving sequences, a wide shot reveals at least eight different people crammed inside the RV.

The Ghost RV: While inside the cave, Dad runs outside just in time to watch their pink RV speed away entirely on its own. Instead of panicking, he simply turns around, walks back into the cave, and acts like everything is completely fine.

Unintentionally bizarre from start to finish, this Oregon episode is a masterclass in low-effort content generation. A real low point for the franchise, for sure.