You believe in 5 out of 99 mysteries and unexplained phenomena! You’re a skeptic. You’re not impressed by anything that hasn’t been definitively backed by science. You are NO FUN.
Nurse - This is the movie that's like Single White Female and the nurse who narrates talks slowly and weirdly. Whether you love it or hate it, it's a constant distraction. I could sort of go with it but I can see how it would just be really annoying. It has one of my favorite cliches: Everything goes to Hell in a hand basket when person A arrives but no one says "Hey, has anyone noticed everything's gone to hell in a hand basket since Person A arrived?" Of course not, instead they gravitate towards that person! This is not even close to the only time you're asked to suspend your disbelief here.
If William Castle was still alive he would enjoy this. It's a total camp fest. The spotty acting and lassitude in the logic is made up for with nudity and gore. there's a record amount of people who didn't see the last scene so they still believe the bad guy is the good guy...I don't know what you call it. Again though, the overwhelming defining feature here is it's the one with the narrator with the ostentatiously slow talking speed. It's a fun bad movie 4/5
PINK FLAMINGOS (1972): A couple who keep impregnated women chained in their cellar so they can sell the babies to lesbians for adoption try to challenge Divine for the title of "filthiest person alive." Contains every kind of cruelty, obscenity and freak show behavior you can imagine, notoriously including unsimulated coprophagia and chickens killed during sex. There is some value in pushing the envelope so you can see where the line should be, but even John Waters realized he had gone too far with this one. 1.5/5; higher if you have no qualms about seeing animals killed for entertainment purposes.
Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.
Lesson Learned:
Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.
