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The sequel had decent parts.

I tried making it through this thing the other day and urg.....I gave up less then an hour into it and that's saying something because I survived Bucky Larson.

There are some things I like it this film. The first 10 minutes or so are great. I usually like Will Smith's performances. The same goes for Téa Leoni.

But this film is utter s**tl

Suddenly wonders if Jack's prostate is still doing okay.

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[THE ROLLING STONES Emotional Rescue]

THE ROLLING STONES Emotional Rescue 
 

it's crazy to think the last election was Obama vs Mitt Romney. That seems like paradise compared to this and I didn't even vote for either of them

Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door

I used to work for Hastings. They always were the grubby little store that could. After I quit working there, I never felt comfortable walking in the place because all I could think of was all the ways to steal stuff I'd learned from working there. That, and I hated the management at our store.

To be honest, I'm impressed they have lasted as long as they have. They lasted longer than the average. I expect B&N to be next to go down the tubes.

[Why did the wino go into the haunted house?]

Why did the wino go into the haunted house?
He was looking for boos




What do you call some one who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.



What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire! 

White Ghost (1988)

15 years after the war an american soldier is still "haunting" the jungles of Vietnam. Locals call him "White Ghost" and authorities in the states send a rogue team of soldiers to Vietnam to bring him back dead or alive. The soldier actually wants to come back, together with his pregnant wife. Their plans are interrupted when the wife is captured and put into a war camp. Now White Ghost must rescue his wife and also fight the team of soldiers.

The set up is like Predator but the film plays out like Rambo. Solid C-Movie with acceptable production values and hefty blood letting. 3/5

Action U.S.A. (1989)

After witnessing the murder of her boyfriend, quirky Carmen must rely on two FBI agents to bring her back to safety: a group of criminals want to capture Carmen because they think she knows something about stolen diamonds.

This low budget action comedy road trip across Texas is filled with incredible stunts and wasn't too shabby. Matter of fact it was quite good. It's cheesy alright but not painfully so.

And yeah, I guess back in the day it was alright to exploit their female leading actresses? The camera lingers on Carmen's half naked body just to show the "goods". I would 'get it' if her character was a dumb blonde bimbo, but Carmen was the exact opposite. She's also slapped once and punched in the face twice, and some sleaze gets to feel her up while pointing a gun at her. Whoever wrote the script was obviously living out some misogynistic fantasy 4/5