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April 16, 2014, 03:28:24 PM
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 41 
 on: Today at 06:55:44 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by Newt
The end of last week I was sweating, working outside in a T-shirt.

Yesterday it snowed.  All day.   Lookingup

This morning there is ICE on the ponds.

Yay spring.   TongueOut

 42 
 on: Today at 05:44:07 AM 
Started by Archivist - Last post by Dr. Whom
I'd rather watch Prometheus again.

 43 
 on: Today at 05:30:02 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by claws
We've been having all sorts of weather lately: down to 26 F at night, and up to 68 F during the day. Overcast and chilly one minute followed by bright blue skies and warm the other. Yesterday wind storms, thunder storms, rain and hail. This morning bright and sunny but very cold/freezing.

 44 
 on: Today at 03:54:53 AM 
Started by MrMari - Last post by Trevor
Produce a Scene in Sharknado 2

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/produce-a-scene-in-sharknado-2

Interesting concept to crowdfund a scene. Those guys as Asylum never cease to amaze.

Who has $5,000?!?!

We need to get Trevor in a heroic scene where he fights off a shark with his undies!

 TeddyR BounceGiggle

You mean like this?


 45 
 on: Today at 03:52:05 AM 
Started by Ticonderoga 64 - Last post by Trevor
I would have three screens, all in line of sight with one another.
I would put the director's cut of SUCKER PUNCH on every one of them, park my car in the center, and never leave!

I had a feeling I might be reading that.  Wink

I would screen South African films in the theater during the day and at night in the drive-in. On 35mm film, not crappy digital projectors. TongueOut

 46 
 on: Today at 03:49:49 AM 
Started by Archivist - Last post by Trevor

The usual Caucasian bad guy turns up - they must have wanted Darren Shalavi but got his anorexic brother instead.  The initial villain or nemesis should have been Cung Le.  They got his Twinkie-stuffing cousin as a substitute. 

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

 47 
 on: Today at 03:45:23 AM 
Started by Archivist - Last post by Archivist
Fiends and queens and tentacled beings, may I present ... Kung Fu Fighter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAvcV2Uhk8A

Made in China, it's an oddly written and directed action movie that hearkens back to the glory days of 80's HK cinema.  But not necessarily in a good way.  It follows the story of a poor stuntman who dreams of making it big and marrying his sweetheart.  He fights his way into a movie deal and increasing fame and suffers from every action movie cliche along the way. 

The actors are all second stringers or, appropriately, up and comings who seem weirdly ill suited to their roles.  It's like they wanted to get particular actors or types and had to settle for their lookalikes.

It is one of the most inadvertantly funny movies I've seen in a while.  The usual Caucasian bad guy turns up - they must have wanted Darren Shalavi but got his anorexic brother instead.  The initial villain or nemesis should have been Cung Le.  They got his Twinkie-stuffing cousin as a substitute.  The girlfriend is a pretty, wholesome type who should have been Barbie Hsu; they got Barbie Hsu's makeup artist instead.  If you watch, you'll see what I mean.

You can see the whole movie here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Nfo5L-Jnc

The action isn't bad, although not as well directed or edited as the more experienced HK fare.  The usual bonecrunching stunts are employed, but not at the same level of realism as, say, The Raid.

If you're a fan of martial arts movies and have fond memories of the 80's HK movies starring Jackie Chan, Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung, Kung Fu Fighter may appeal to you. 

 48 
 on: Today at 03:30:55 AM 
Started by Archivist - Last post by Archivist
I shudder to think what the rest of the movies from this director are like.  It makes Asylum movies look like Steven Spielberg.  And yes, as bad as this is, many of us have seen worse!

 49 
 on: Today at 02:28:02 AM 
Started by ER - Last post by Trevor
RC, we won.   I'm not sure what though.   

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

 50 
 on: Today at 02:27:30 AM 
Started by alandhopewell - Last post by Derelict Coin-op
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I dont know,this one always moves me deeply. Yea, Im an odd duck.

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