We got a dozen eggs and they've all got a little "EB" stamped on the top of them. This day is off to a weird start.
Oh, that just means that the eggs may have been handled by someone with the Ebola virus. You should be able to get a slight discount on Ebola eggs!
Well as long as they just "may" have been handled by someone with ebola, I guess I'm willing to take my chances for 5% off