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October 22, 2016, 02:17:05 AM
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 on: October 21, 2016, 02:56:03 AM 
Started by BTM - Last post by claws
Bet you got some interesting looks from the people exiting the elevator.

My first thought as well. Must've 'bumped' into quite a few people doing this  Wink

 on: October 21, 2016, 01:50:47 AM 
Started by BTM - Last post by AoTFan
In college my friend Amy and I used to play this game where we'd stand in front of the elevator we were waiting on and close our eyes and when we heard the doors open we'd step in without looking, and even if the odds were hugely against the elevator not being there---it obviously always was---that first blind step above a five-story shaft was more of a thrill than it probably sounds.

Bet you got some interesting looks from the people exiting the elevator.

 on: October 21, 2016, 01:30:21 AM 
Started by indianasmith - Last post by Trevor
Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL

So, when is the initiation ritual?  And do I need to bring a goat?  TeddyR

The ritual is the second Tuesday of next week. No goats required. Trevor is bringing a koala because, you know, they have koala races in South Africa.

 TeddyR TeddyR

No, Dean will have to bring the koala.  Wink

I'll bring the rain spiders and the green mamba snakes.  Buggedout Wink

 on: October 21, 2016, 12:46:52 AM 
Started by claws - Last post by claws

was just thinking about going on a diet next week.

 on: October 21, 2016, 12:17:23 AM 
Started by Doggett - Last post by AoTFan


Ya, apparently this is a real ad.  Someone thought DENNIS RODMAN would be a perfect spokesman for computer memory. 

I don't know if I can even say anything that would explain how crazy that is. 

Dunno what year this is, but I can't think of any time in this century where I'd go, "Advice on computers? I'll trust Dennis Rodman's word!"

 on: October 20, 2016, 11:44:42 PM 
Started by Poogie - Last post by bob
emerged from beneath

 on: October 20, 2016, 11:32:52 PM 
Started by Ash - Last post by indianasmith




 on: October 20, 2016, 10:59:10 PM 
Started by Ash - Last post by Ash
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bacon Skull

 on: October 20, 2016, 10:09:39 PM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by sprite75

We've known each other many years, Mr. Zod, but this is the first time you came to me for counsel, for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is Supermother to your only child. But let's be frank here: you never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.  I understand. You found paradise in Krypton, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Jor-El give me justice." -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Superfather. Instead, you come into my science lab on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh ask me to do murder, for crystal things.  What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.  Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day Mr. Zod -- accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

 on: October 20, 2016, 10:03:25 PM 
Started by bob - Last post by sprite75
Well my aunt died the other day so I went to the "festivites" this morning. (Ugh).  After the dinner I slipped into a tryptophan coma.  Had a strange dream then

The Henry Cavill Superman was pulled into a white tunnel that sucked him in to the Phantom Zone by the Marlon Brando Jor-El for breaking some Kryptonian rule.  The Phantom Zone looked like a beach resort but it was run by a sadistic female jailer who went to work on Kal-El for a while, including throwing burning hot sand in his face before blasting him out onto the beach where he was burned some more by the sand.  It was then that the Brando Jor-El pulled him back and said he had learned his lesson before sending him back to Earth.  He then rescued the President before helping some of the stranger members of my family make a custom crypt front for another relative's mausoleum front.  Then I went to another showing so I could watch the movie again.

I then had to go back to my elementary school where one of my law school profs was taking his sweet time in showing up for class - which was my hybrid class - so I went out to use the restroom.  Then came back and missed a whole bunch of stuff.

Then I woke up and found it was about 3.5 hours later, I had only intended to sleep maybe 1/2 hour.

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