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 41 
 on: September 01, 2014, 07:17:55 PM 
Started by bcipolla - Last post by wrightmonger
I've got it uploaded, but apparently I'm not allowed to post links? 

 42 
 on: September 01, 2014, 06:43:51 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Josso
300w 15" here, 2kw 18" downstairs I'll save it for when it isn't so late  TongueOut

 43 
 on: September 01, 2014, 06:29:51 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by VenomX73
Carnifex - Lie to My Face! Extra Bass Drops & EFX

DROP THE BASS! 

1:08 made me jump out of my seat lol. Nice   Smile


This type of band and it's engineers have no clue about bass. I once went to a "professional music studio", there's this guy sat there with 6 figures worth of kit and he's decided the most inventive thing he can do with a new track is drag and drop a sinewave preset.


Chelsea Grin - My Damnation (Added Bass Drops)


much better - but you need some power when playing this - like 800watts 10" easy

 44 
 on: September 01, 2014, 05:43:19 PM 
Started by ulthar - Last post by zombie #1
a bit of quick snogging, during a 3 minute lull in the MegaStorm (TM)

 45 
 on: September 01, 2014, 04:56:53 PM 
Started by bcipolla - Last post by wrightmonger
Sorry to keep everyone hanging; life got kind of crazy for a while.  I'm uploading now, will post the link as soon as it's done.


ivanproton - sorry, my copy isn't for sale.

 46 
 on: September 01, 2014, 04:48:41 PM 
Started by Poogie - Last post by bob
with dancing vampires

 47 
 on: September 01, 2014, 03:40:23 PM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Jack
Marking "Today on Twitter" as spam for about the 20th time. 

 48 
 on: September 01, 2014, 01:19:43 PM 
Started by Metropolisforever - Last post by JaseSF
Nope. Clue: the lead actress played a notorious role in another film...

 49 
 on: September 01, 2014, 12:45:35 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Josso
Carnifex - Lie to My Face! Extra Bass Drops & EFX

DROP THE BASS! 

1:08 made me jump out of my seat lol. Nice   Smile


This type of band and it's engineers have no clue about bass. I once went to a "professional music studio", there's this guy sat there with 6 figures worth of kit and he's decided the most inventive thing he can do with a new track is drag and drop a sinewave preset.

 50 
 on: September 01, 2014, 12:22:07 PM 
Started by ulthar - Last post by ulthar
SEATTLE SUPERSTORM (2012)

Ugh.  Where to grade this one?  2 / 5 seems generous, but was it really worse than SUPERERUPTION or DEVIL WINDS? 

Let's go with 2 out of 5 with the caveat that that may be a touch high depending on taste for these things.

This movie was bad, and not really in a fun way.  The only "cheer" we got was the thrice mention of "superstorm."

We had all the family angst and scientist vs government conflict we've come to love and expect, but where this movie fails completely is its very premise.  It was just lame.

Combine that failed premise with tendency to "open a Chem 101 text book to a random page and create dialog from what is there" and, sorry, SEATTLE SUPERSTORM was just a flop.

Again the tornadoes were tiny, the entire thing seemed to be confined to Seattle (!) and there were just too many "distractions" to take one out of the movie.  Sorry, but repeated calling a Lt. Commander "Lieutenant" was off-putting, as was the fact that the Lt. Cmdr was never once in the whole movie seen in uniform.  This is but a very, very small example of the "take me out of your story" that was going on.

And sorry, too...failing grade in Chemistry for the writers of this show.  Way to go, guys, for not even TRYING to make it believable (in an internally consistent way), or barring that, funny.  Random references to "electrons" and "open shells" and "radicals," "ions" and "alkanes" simply do not cut it.  Yeah, I'm hampered in my judgment by the fact that my dissertation was on "Open Shells," "radicals" and "ions," but so what?

There's fun bad, there's mostly boring and there's this movie: annoying.  Watch it at your own risk, but it's not quite to MANOS level of brain damaging.

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