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AHAH! I knew someone would take a crack at this thing.

http://blip.tv/isleofrangoon/rangoon-riffs-torchy-the-battery-boy-ep-1-6329486

No comment: I saw my post count ended on 666 and I wanted to change it quick. 

Elmer couldn't wait to get the squirrel paws grafted to his hooves. Then he could handle human tools just like his daughter.

Him: "Ya know what you and this vaccume have in common?"

Her: "A desire to have a longer hose to work with?"

Harcort Fenton...who?

While I am relieved to see that they are not planning on consummating the marriage, that is still FREAKING WEIRD!!!!

100% agreed: I am an African and this event makes me go WTF? 

Well done, sir. 

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700752/Dad-acting-like-dad-Police-defend-father-pounded-accused-child-molester-bloody-puddle-suspect-appears-court-swollen-beatdown.html

I wish you'd been around when I was abused.

While I am relieved to see that they are not planning on consummating the marriage, that is still FREAKING WEIRD!!!!

Yeah this, I like how he had a dream about some message from his ancestors and everyone was like "Yeah that makes sense we better plan the marriage"

While I am relieved to see that they are not planning on consummating the marriage, that is still FREAKING WEIRD!!!!

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) - so Hansel and Gretel are all grown up and hunting witches. This is pretty much like a lower budget version of Van Helsing I guess; Gretel is cute but Hansel doesn't have enough personality to fill a shot glass. The witches are all having some big get together and it's up to our duo to stop them with a bunch of special effects. It was mildly entertaining but nothing special. 3/5.