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Thanks to Reverend Powell for all your hard work!

We did this on here about seven years ago, but so many have come and gone since then, I decided, instead of thread necromancy, to start a new series of threads showing my sincere appreciation for some of our regulars.

The good reverend has kept this site up and running since Andrew bailed on us, he reminds us to play nice with each other when things get heated, he watches some truly bizarre and awful films and warns us against them (or encourages us to check them out), and has really become the mainspring that the forum revolves on over the last few years. 

So hats off to Reverend Powell, B-Movie Kraken and all around good guy!   

All good ideas, but I'll call #2 as the falsehood.

wonder how long it took em to think of that title

Lastly, a PMS-ing Madonna, around the time of Like A Virgin, after she'd sucked in two lines of Bolivian marching powder, or Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)

In case you want a visual reference.

This will be "Two Truth and a Lie: Stuff I've Written" edition

1. I once wrote a script for a skit called The Andrea Yates Daycare Center. 
2. I once wrote a fake ad for "C-RAP" a CD that combines country and rap music.
3. I once did a regular Livejournal where every week I'd post scores from various internet Flash games and challenge people to beat them.

KILLJOY - A tormented black youth summons an ancient evil spirit named Killjoy to animate a clown doll and rescue him from his tormentors.  The boy - Mike - is killed before the spell takes effect, but one year later, Killjoy is ready to take vengeance on those who caused Mikey's death.  This is the leadoff film to a Full Moon series; I've never seen any of them but got all 3 on one disc, so my weekend is booked.  Hope they get better, this one was NOT great. 2.5/5

What I've done to lose some weight is in addition to cutting out most junk food is cutting my carb intake. Try that and see if it works out for you.

a bit of an update

since the first post I've started walking about 3.5 miles per day judging by an app on my phone, eating healthier, cut out pretty much all junk food, smaller meals and managed to get a decent tan for the first time in literally years from walking outside

no idea if I'm loosing weight since I don't own a  scale and I can't tell physically if it's working

1) Darth Vader, since Spinach can't compete with a guy choking you without laying a hand on you.
2) Martha Stewart, since a) MS has more jail time than Hillary and 2) Hillary would break her wrist trying to form a fist
3) Depends on the girl
4) Indy, had it been Thomas Wayne as Batman then maybe that Batman
5) The Queen
6) The Queen would stab Vladimir with a poison dagger
7) Kirk
8) Samurai, since sword + flesh = death for the werewolf
9) Winnie, Barney would be arrested for being a creep around children
10) Lady Gaga comes out as player 3, beats the s**t out of Madonna and Large Marge

Bigfoot vs The Abominable Snow Man