Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow - way too long, with very little story to go on. Anything resembling character development came about incomprehensible insider jokes. The promised action sequences were fleeting, few, and very far between.
I'd invite you to the Pacific Northwest but there's something you should know about first. Its called Seasonal Affective Disorder. Basically we don't get enough sunlight during the year so you end up getting depression. I didn't know that when I first moved here. Trust me its not fun. Try to get someplace sunnier.
Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.
Lesson Learned:
Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.
