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 on: March 24, 2017, 10:15:37 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by LilCerberus
I'm going to be scarcer than usual for the next ten days while I work as a production assistant on a low-budget movie. 12 hour shifts with a 45-minute commute each way.
Hatred lucky  Hatred

 on: March 24, 2017, 09:47:00 AM 
Started by ER - Last post by ER
"Well of course it'll hurt, honey, the doctor's going to shove a needle into your thigh muscles." (All right, I never said that, but I thought it, God help me, when my five-year-old daughter asked for the billionth time driving to the pediatrician, "Will it hurt, Mommy?")

But here's a true one....

A friend of mine in high school pushed me into finding out why this girl he liked was avoiding him after they went together for two weeks, and she dodged the question til I said to her, "Look, just tell me so I can put him out of his misery about you, okay?"

So she did and I repeated it almost verbatim back to him: "She said she thinks you're not mature enough for her because you don't have a car yet and she had to drive you everywhere, you complained non-stop about your mom so she got sick of it and thinks you're a momma's boy, she doesn't like anime as much as you do and that's all you ever wanted to show her, plus she said someone needs to teach you how to kiss because you're not good at it, and she's pretty sure you weren't telling the truth about not being a virgin, and that's one of the reasons she never did it with you along with the fact that she said your hair was dirty and smelled like sandalwood stick incense."

Yep, should've lied then.

 on: March 24, 2017, 09:33:32 AM 
Started by ER - Last post by ER
I volunteered as a literacy mentor through the public library when I was seventeen, and you had to be twenty-one to be active in that so I....kind of mislead them about my age. Whoops.

I also once went to confession as a teenager and at the end had to profess to be "heartily sorry" for the things I brought up, when in plain truth I couldn't wait to get out of there and make every effort to do most of them again.

 on: March 24, 2017, 09:27:55 AM 
Started by BTM - Last post by ER
Notice William Shatner hasn't been in anything in a while? Maybe if the new Star Trek series ever launches they'll throw him a bone and let him do a guest appearance as one of James T. Kirk's illegitimate sons, sent back in a time warp.

 on: March 24, 2017, 09:22:21 AM 
Started by Poogie - Last post by sprite75
Now Torgo's car

 on: March 24, 2017, 07:43:59 AM 
Started by FatFreddysCat - Last post by FatFreddysCat
New entry, reviewing one of my all time favorite trashy B-Movies:

 on: March 24, 2017, 06:59:04 AM 
Started by ER - Last post by claws
In my teens I used to lie that I'm older to get into movies or clubs. Always hoping they don't ask for ID and in most cases they didn't :)

 on: March 24, 2017, 06:56:54 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by Newt
I'm going to be scarcer than usual for the next ten days while I work as a production assistant on a low-budget movie. 12 hour shifts with a 45-minute commute each way.

This may be the wrong location for this: I cannot imagine nobody caring about it!

Best of luck.  Tell us how it goes?

 on: March 24, 2017, 05:20:32 AM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by Trevor

Gary Seven: That's what happens when you use Trevor's undies as rocket booster fuel.

 on: March 24, 2017, 05:19:27 AM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by Trevor

When the devil rode out, he left me this damn thing to chase him with.

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