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 on: December 04, 2016, 07:42:16 PM 
Started by ER - Last post by indianasmith
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING . . . .  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

 on: December 04, 2016, 07:36:11 PM 
Started by BTM - Last post by indianasmith
These grey, wet, dreary days make me want to do absolutely NOTHING.

 on: December 04, 2016, 07:33:06 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by indianasmith
Last night I watched  2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS, in which a bunch of undead Confederate cannibals munch on a Yankee reality TV crew.  Tons of gore, gratuitous nudity, and camera mugging by Bill Moseley (TRUE BLOOD).  Silly and gory fun. 4/5

 on: December 04, 2016, 06:50:19 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by SynapticBoomstick
Currently staying at my brother's house where he introduced me to this channel called TEN TV (Total Entertainment Network) which features tons of weird old movies as well as many indie works. From this I have learned that Kentucky has quite the active film industry as a large chunk of the independent works comes from that state. Some of the samplings include:

Killdo, a short film about two guy who break into a house to steal Beanie Babies and get killed by an anthropomorphic dildo.

Bride of the Saucer Monster, a short homage to the cheap alien invasion flicks of the 50's and 60's.

Wolf Blood: Tale of the Forest, the oldest surviving werewolf movie. (This has so far been my favorite.)

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, zombies munch on the drama club.

 on: December 04, 2016, 06:48:11 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by WingedSerpent
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 on: December 04, 2016, 06:43:50 PM 
Started by Andrew - Last post by Ted C
Kate Mara

 on: December 04, 2016, 06:42:57 PM 
Started by Neville - Last post by WingedSerpent
Instant Classic?  Probably not.  More of a movie that you watch later and say to yourself "Man...I really wish I had seen this when it was in the theaters" 

Still, I loved the movie too, and was glad I saw it.  Maybe even the best first contact with extraterrestrials that isn't action/horror. 

Best visual for me was when they first get to one of the ships, and its floating there in the mountains with frog rolling off the hills.  Like something a really good sci-fi artist would create.

 on: December 04, 2016, 06:40:40 PM 
Started by chrisr - Last post by SynapticBoomstick
Hardware (Not technically a cyborg but it's awesome)
King Kong Lives
Prototype X29A
Heatseeker (cyber kickboxing!)

 on: December 04, 2016, 06:38:06 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by FatFreddysCat
"Sharknado: Feeding Frenzy" (2015)

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A documentary that traces the history of the "Sharknado" film series from its humble beginnings as a ridiculous script that nobody wanted to touch, to the full-blown star studded pop culture and social media phenomenon that it's become today. Fans of the series will get a kick out of all the behind the scenes scoop, but if you're not already down with the 'nado there's nothing here that will change your mind.

 on: December 04, 2016, 06:23:09 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by akiratubo
Suicide Squad

Some villains are tasked with stopping, uh, something bad from happening.  A demon or witch or somebody like that was going to blow up the world, maybe.  I dunno.  I was too busy gnashing my teeth and crying to pay much attention to the plot.

This movie is f**kING AWFUL.  I take back everything I've ever said about the Nolan-Batman movies or Bat-Murderer vs Sits-on-his-ass Man.  Those are damned masterpieces compared to this.

Will Smith is in this, doing Will Smith stuff.  Margot Robbie shows off her body and talks, but I don't know anything she said because her accent was so annoying I started hitting mute every time she talked.  Really.  Some guy wearing that "lizard man" makeup Wal-Mart sells at Halloween is there.  I think he might have been intended to be Killer Croc.  The guy from the RoboCop remake is in it, too, and he looks like he's on the verge of tears most of the time.  Perhaps he realized that RemakeCop will be the pinnacle of his career.   And there are some others but I don't care.  The only other one of note is a zombie-girl-witch, or something, who I initially thought was played by a pre-teen boy in drag.  That was a weird casting choice, I thought, but turns out it actually was a grown woman.  You seriously could have fooled me.

Oh, yeah, Bat-fleck and The Flash are in it, too.  Why the heck they couldn't handle the ... demon, or whatever it was trying to blow up the world, I don't know.

I paid attention for maybe thirty minutes, then I started looking at the internet on my phone.  Every so often, I'd look up to see if anything interesting was happening.  Nope.  Back to the internet.  Argh, Harley is talking.  Mute.  Damn, this sucks.  I need to pee.  Nah, I won't pause it.  You know, it's almost time for lunch.  I think I'll make a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.  Mmm, that was a good sandwich.  Was I doing something?  Oh, yeah, the movie.  Still sucks.  I wonder if there's anything on the internet, now.  Argh, Harley is talking again.  Maybe I'll just leave it on mute, this time.

At least I didn't pay for the blu-ray; my friend Jake (who also hated it) loaned it to me.

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