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 on: Today at 12:06:35 AM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by claws
Haunt (2013)

Family of five move into new home that is supposedly haunted . After they settle in the 18 year old son befriends and falls in love with a neighbor girl, and together they discover a strange box that was built to communicate with the dead. Soon enough they make contact and all sorts of paranormal activity starts to happen.
Nicely shot spook show with creative looking ghosts. There are several subplots with one going nowhere (they just abandoned that plotline halfway through without reason or explanation) which is too bad because it was one of the more interesting ones. Biggest surprise was seeing Ione Skye again (playing mom) who sort of left her mark in a few 1980s movies. Haven't seen her in anything since Wayne's World back in 1992. Anyway, 3.5/5

Resolution (2012)

Meth addicted dude squatting in a cabin in rural country is chained to the wall by his best friend in order to overcome his addiction. Five tough days are lying ahead of them, interrupted ever so often by local drug dealers, preacher men and the landlord. Soon enough the best friend finds disturbing things in the surrounding area, placing him and his chained buddy in mortal danger.
Psychological thriller not played dead serious, but not a comedy either. Acting and characters are above average, making this low budget indie flick way better than expected. 4/5

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:35:22 PM 
Started by indianasmith - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

Arr, mateys!  I'm Captain Morgan and dis here is me shoulder parrot named Squawky.  Say hello, Squ...

(looks at shoulder, flinches)

Ye know, Squawky, when I'm sober you look like a cat!"

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:32:01 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

Daughter Cow: Mama, if we're the dominant species on Earth and humans are our livestock, where do we get milk from?

Elsie: You don't want to know, dear.  YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!"

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:29:32 PM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

These foreign deodorant commercials make less sense every time I see them.

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:28:21 PM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

Hell there.  My name is Captain Horatio Albert Mustacheride.  And I say: ALL ABOOOOOARRRD!!

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:26:49 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

Fred realized that, no longer what attachments he had, there would be one "hard-to-reach area" he would never be able to get to.  And her name was Phyllis.

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:24:27 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

Tonight's performance of "Great Expectations" is brought to you by a grant from the lumber center at Lowe's.

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:23:12 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

The test reels for Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes were, to say the least, disappointing.

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:21:13 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

"Mmmph!  Mgmmph!"


"Wish I knew what these guys were saying..."

 on: July 27, 2014, 11:18:43 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by TheGreatWhiteDope

It was at this point Gandalf realized that perhaps he had arrived at the wrong shire.

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