Things Flangepart says while driving.
NICE LANE CHANGE, IDIOT!
Turn signals are more than decoration!
Got off my ass, you automotive wart!
Don't like me doing the speed limit? Get over, jerk!.
That's nothing: wait until I come to the USA and drive a car.
1) Most of our cars here are stick shift.
2) Our cars are all right hand drive (at least mine is)
3) We drive on the left here, not the right.
Result: traffic chaos.