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 on: May 21, 2015, 08:50:57 AM 
Started by etmoviesb - Last post by etmoviesb
I am trying to remember about a really strange zombie movie, the movie was actually fairly bad. But the initial scene was so insane that I loved it.

If you never see the movie the following description will look as insane rambling... but I swear it was like that.

Here how it went, the movie begins that there are zombies inside a closed wall. A guy arrives with a bike, jumps on the wall and start pickling zombie heads with an hook.

Literally: he throws the hook, stuck the hook on a zombie head and pull heads off. Suddenly instead of a head he hooks a necklace and it cannot pull off heads anymore.

He tries to free the hook, but he fall inside the wall! He seems doomed when a girl arrive on a car, start beating monsters and also do pole dance on the neck of a monster! After some ass kicking it comes out everything was the daydream of the girl that is selling watermelons.

From this point, the movie sucks. Yet, I would like to remember that movie it was. I am fairly sure it was not "Robogeisha," "Tokyo gore police," or "Big tits dragon." Mainly because I liked the latter two and the former was plain bad.

 on: May 21, 2015, 08:13:03 AM 
Started by BTM - Last post by ER
The world's newest cuss word: slurgx. Use it before the censor programs find out how filthy it is.

 on: May 21, 2015, 08:05:31 AM 
Started by Bushma - Last post by Bushma
Some of the greatest news I've ever seen!

A Missouri jury ordered a debt buyer to pay nearly $83 million to a Kansas City woman it pursued for a $1,000 credit card bill she didn't owe

"This outlandish verdict defies all common sense," wrote spokesman Michael McKeon.

Suing someone over debt that ISN'T THEIRS doesn't defy all common sense?!  That's debt collector logic for you.

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:55:02 AM 
Started by lester1/2jr - Last post by Jack
What about replacement lava lamps? If one broke he's be up a creek!

That's probably the "severe psychological trauma" they were talking about  BounceGiggle

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:48:56 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Trevor
Ons wat vreemd saluut jy!

Mom would love that.  Smile

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:47:25 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Trevor

"Gotta read faster - Trevor's posting again and I can't keep up!"

 BounceGiggle TeddyR TeddyR

That cat actually looks concerned.  Smile

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:46:03 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Trevor
Hey a few of those posts weren't all that bad Trevor 

Which ones were?  Wink Wink

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:45:20 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Trevor
Hey a few of those posts weren't all that bad Trevor  TeddyR  Congrat's on all the equipment you've worn out and all the fun you've brought to the board!   Cheers

Aww... hugs  Smile

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:43:21 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Trevor
I'll be 60 next year...gravity is not to be trusted!

True, true: as Ahnold would say "What is important is gravity!"  Buggedout TeddyR

 on: May 21, 2015, 07:41:50 AM 
Started by lester1/2jr - Last post by Rev. Powell
What about replacement lava lamps? If one broke he's be up a creek!

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