EDWARD PENISHANDS

[KYGOTC]

When i first discovered this gem, i did NOT know that it was a porn. I thought it was mearly a brillianty bad spoof off of the better known Edward Scissorhands. BOY was I wrong.

If you know me, youll know that the only porn that i watch is the kind that has NO masturbation value. The kind you can watch in a crowded room with a bunch of unsuspecting friends and wait for the inevitable "WHATTHE F#$K?!!". Edward Penishands is one of those porns.

HOWEVER, it is not without its flaws. And yes, i realize how nerdy and maybe even moronic it is to nit-pick at a porno flik.

*One of the ladies looked like my aunt. NOT pleasant.
*The other problem is that once i found out that this WAS a porn, i expected it to be one that is just completely goofy and exploited every humorous asspect of the concept of someone having wang-chungs for hands. The problem is, some of the scenes are just like any other porn. Just plain ol' erotic tub-thumping. Some of the scenes dont even HAVE Edward in them, making it even MORE borring and basic.

Dont get me wrong, i looked FOREVER for this thing, and im deffinatly glad that i own a copy of it now and ill definatly watch it again with a different group of pals, it just wasnt what i expected.

[Psycho Circus]

*The other problem is that once i found out that this was a porn, i expected it to be one that is just completely goofy and exploited every humorous asspect of the concept of someone having wang-chungs for hands.

HAHAA! 

[meQal]

I've seen this oddly enough but I knew it was porn. It's rather humorous at points. But I agree it is not normal porn.

[AndyC]

If you know me, youll know that the only porn that i watch is the kind that has NO masturbation value. The kind you can watch in a crowded room with a bunch of unsuspecting friends and wait for the inevitable "WHATTHE F#$K?!!".

If you ever run across a 1981 porno called Nightdreams, be sure to check it out. Saw this while drunk at a friend's house, circa 1989. We were all stunned by the following scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs5TSpW_Iho
You can imagine where it goes from there. Note the way the bottom of the costume is notched out for easier access.

[meQal]

If you know me, youll know that the only porn that i watch is the kind that has NO masturbation value. The kind you can watch in a crowded room with a bunch of unsuspecting friends and wait for the inevitable "WHATTHE F#$K?!!".

If you ever run across a 1981 porno called Nightdreams, be sure to check it out. Saw this while drunk at a friend's house, circa 1989. We were all stunned by the following scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs5TSpW_Iho
You can imagine where it goes from there. Note the way the bottom of the costume is notched out for easier access.

She said she loves Cream of Wheat and all that guy in the costume box look like he was going to give her was Cream of Meat.

(runs and hides for the horrible pun)

[KYGOTC]

If you know me, youll know that the only porn that i watch is the kind that has NO masturbation value. The kind you can watch in a crowded room with a bunch of unsuspecting friends and wait for the inevitable "WHATTHE F#$K?!!".

If you ever run across a 1981 porno called Nightdreams, be sure to check it out. Saw this while drunk at a friend's house, circa 1989. We were all stunned by the following scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs5TSpW_Iho
You can imagine where it goes from there. Note the way the bottom of the costume is notched out for easier access.

I MUST FIND THAT!