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Choking Shatner

Started by AndyC, September 18, 2007, 07:26:27 AM

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Neville

#15
September 22, 2007, 06:41:23 AM
This steak has... meat!  :buggedout:
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

DistantJ

#16
September 30, 2007, 07:06:40 AM
Patrick Swayze got this guy and did this.... Nngg-gh-GLAAGHARRGB




And here's how you do Spongebob's laugh...

jdlarch

#17
October 01, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
The Enterprise crew, giddy from their recent scrape with death, decided to have a fork-swallowing contest...whereafter the mess hall served only finger foods and nibbly bits.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

Justy

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January 03, 2008, 05:16:01 AM Last Edit: January 05, 2008, 09:06:10 AM by Justy



The more they learned about JJ Trek the easier it was
for the original cast members to offer their opinion.
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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SynapticBoomstick

#19
January 04, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
"Gack... ok, ok! I won't say "Khan" anymore!"
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Neville

#20
January 06, 2008, 10:42:00 AM
After editing the final cut of "Star Trek V" a proud Shatner hosts the first private screening.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Inferno

#21
January 11, 2008, 05:59:13 PM
The crew will forever remember the day the cook served tribble meat.

retrorussell

#22
November 05, 2009, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: AndyC on September 18, 2007, 07:26:27 AM



After Billy Squier's "The Stroke" dance began gaining popularity, the offshoot "The Choke" quickly faded into obscurity.

~or~

Bones!!  No more chili for you!!!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

paula

#23
November 28, 2009, 04:55:03 AM
Quote from: sideorderofninjas on September 18, 2007, 10:42:40 PM
Too much Romulan ale ended with Captain Kirk choking on a tribble hairball. 

dude, he got the hairball from uhura

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

AndyC

#24
December 16, 2009, 05:42:50 PM
Few people know that William Shatner injured his voicebox doing a Louis Armstrong impression on the set of Star Trek in 1967. After that, he could only speak songs.
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sprite75

#25
December 17, 2009, 12:30:04 PM

Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Captain Kirk.  Commander Spock...
Spock: Yes, my Lord.
Vader: Make ready to beam our troops down at a point past the energy shield, and deploy Starfleet so nothing gets off the system.  You are in command now, Captain Spock!
Spock: Thank you, Lord Vader.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Time_Signature

#26
December 28, 2009, 06:52:27 AM
How William Shatner learned not to make his dramatic pauses too long.
Action fighter: "I wouldn't turn your back on me if I was you".

Leah

#27
December 28, 2009, 10:31:28 AM
apparently, he inhaled his pipe and this is why kids should not smoke! :teddyr:
yeah no.

retrorussell

#28
December 30, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 17, 2009, 12:30:04 PM


Multiple auditions were held simultaneously for the voice of "Bobby" in the cartoon "Bobby's World".  A certain technique was required to get the voice just right.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#29
December 30, 2009, 06:04:45 PM
someone apparently had the door open to space
yeah no.
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