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The Most Astonishingly Tasteless Films

Started by Metropolisforever, November 01, 2008, 07:43:57 PM

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Allhallowsday

Quote from: Kaseykockroach on December 14, 2011, 04:50:18 PM
Meh, I'd rather watch Bloodsucking Freaks than The Dark Knight, so I didn't mind. :P
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voltron

I kinda was thinking about AU's Mordum, but I think it's a wee bit too obvious to mention. Another obvious choice would be A Serbian Film - just when the hell are they gonna release this one in North America? I saw it on a streaming site (forget which one exactly) and it TOTALLY blew me away that such an offensive movie could be so well done as far as acting, cinematography, and the soundtrack goes.
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Quote from: voltron on December 14, 2011, 10:22:44 PM
I kinda was thinking about AU's Mordum, but I think it's a wee bit too obvious to mention. Another obvious choice would be A Serbian Film - just when the hell are they gonna release this one in North America? I saw it on a streaming site (forget which one exactly) and it TOTALLY blew me away that such an offensive movie could be so well done as far as acting, cinematography, and the soundtrack goes.

It came out in October in a slightly censored version.  Amazon reviewers are reporting the Invincible Pictures release is missing 1-2 minutes of footage.
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FatFreddysCat

QuoteChaos (2005) - Dreadful indie rip-off of Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left, in which two young women, Angelica, who has returned home for the summer from UCLA, and Emily, go off to a rave in the woods, where Angelica hopes to score some ecstasy. There, they meet Swan, who, unbeknownst to them, was sent to find two naïve young women and bring them back to his father, Chaos, and his depraved cohorts, Frankie and Daisy. As the helpless girls are brought into the woods to be tortured and murdered, Emily's loving parents grow worried that their normally levelheaded daughter has missed her curfew and is not answering her cell phone. After a frustrating encounter with the local police, they decide to go and look for the girls themselves.  Basically, this is almost a direct copy of Craven's film, with a lot less plot, and a lot more scenes of teenage girls being mutilated.  There is also a new ending, which is so stupid that you might even forget about the depravity you've just witnessed.  If you thought Craven's film was bad... well, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

I've never seen this flick, but I just recently started reading Roger Ebert's book "YOUR MOVIE SUCKS" and in the introduction he reveals some interesting back-and-forth he had with the film's producer and director in the press after his zero-star review of the film ran in newspapers. Pretty funny stuff.
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on December 15, 2011, 01:07:17 PM
QuoteChaos (2005) - Dreadful indie rip-off of Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left, in which two young women, Angelica, who has returned home for the summer from UCLA, and Emily, go off to a rave in the woods, where Angelica hopes to score some ecstasy. There, they meet Swan, who, unbeknownst to them, was sent to find two naïve young women and bring them back to his father, Chaos, and his depraved cohorts, Frankie and Daisy. As the helpless girls are brought into the woods to be tortured and murdered, Emily's loving parents grow worried that their normally levelheaded daughter has missed her curfew and is not answering her cell phone. After a frustrating encounter with the local police, they decide to go and look for the girls themselves.  Basically, this is almost a direct copy of Craven's film, with a lot less plot, and a lot more scenes of teenage girls being mutilated.  There is also a new ending, which is so stupid that you might even forget about the depravity you've just witnessed.  If you thought Craven's film was bad... well, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

I've never seen this flick, but I just recently started reading Roger Ebert's book "YOUR MOVIE SUCKS" and in the introduction he reveals some interesting back-and-forth he had with the film's producer and director in the press after his zero-star review of the film ran in newspapers. Pretty funny stuff.
I don't know CHAOS, but knowing the premise, why would anyone want to sit thru that kind of sh!t?  I think Wes Craven's  LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT is an important film, but that doesn't mean good, and I have always loathed the thing.
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Flick James

I don't know. Whenever I see a film I don't put it in my mouth to see if it has a taste of not. That's just gross.
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