Good one-liners for bad movies

[loyal1]

Maybe this could help disgust some people

http://www.underculture.co.za/shorts_taste.htm

[BTM]

I liked Ebert's comment on the Fulchi's film The Beyond aka Seven Doors of Death.  He says (and I'm quoting from memory here) "...the plot of this movie (and here I pause and chuckle at using the words, 'Plot' and 'this movie' in the same sentence.)"

Hehe.

Course, I might be one of the few who's actually SEEN that film, so dunno who else will fully appreciate that...

[BoyScoutKevin]

The film "I Am a Camera"
The critical response: "Me no Leica."

The film: "From Hell It Camera"
The critical response: "And to hell it can go."

[Inyarear]

"This is what we call truth in advertising."

[Inyarear]

"Yeah, that's what this film does."

[LilCerberus]

Roger Ebert:
A better title would be if they took out the word "The".

[Flangepart]

BoyScoutKevin Wrote:
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> The film "I Am a Camera"
> The critical response: "Me no Leica."
>
> The film: "From Hell It Camera"
> The critical response: "And to hell it can go."

Drat! Beat me to the Ed Naha quote. Ah well...
You know, many a mini review passed the Lips of Dr. Forrester and maby Pearl F.